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    The Wedding Fiasco

    I was at a wedding reception after going to Katie and Frank's wedding. I was standing really close to the wedding cake. I really wanted a piece of cake so i attempted to stroll in even closer. I ended up tripping and landing face first into the wedding cake!! Because of this I...
    AxelAwesome AxelAwesome 18-21, F 4 Responses Mar 26, 2013

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    So it was a cold winter day at school

    and I had 2 hours until my next class started.. I decided to go into a classroom where there was no one there and ********** while I watched ****. I thought that if I went to the back of the class no one from the hallway would see me but boy was I wrong. I began doing my...
    Toocrazy4u Toocrazy4u 18-21 8 Responses Mar 27, 2014

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    So today I go to the high school to take my

    concussion exam for x country, but then when I go to the computer, it ******* broke. Out of 150 people in there, my computer is the only one that broke. Then not a single other one was working, and I was told I could just go home. Lol it was hilarious but embarrassing at the...
    freshy15 freshy15 18-21, M Aug 14, 2014

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    Poop In Pants, Ever?

    The title says it all i pooped my pants today. sorry :(:(:(:( i am super embarassed because i didnt find out intil AFTER school!
    scabs scabs 16-17, F 4 Responses Apr 14, 2008

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    I Lost A Bet With My Older Sister.

    So yeah I lost a bet with my older sister and we made a bet on a wwe match and it she don't even watch it so I thought it would have been an easy win. So I agreed with any thing. It was if she lost then she would have to ask her friends out and all go skinny dipping but if I lost...
    wolfmaster101 wolfmaster101 22-25, M 1 Response Nov 3, 2013

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    Well we've all heard of snapchat right?

    I was a at girls sweet 16th and things got messy! I drunk a lot and I can not handle too much of it, anyway as far as I was concerned the next morning all I had to deal with was a bad headache...WRONG turns out this girl had about 4 photos of me BUTT NAKED on her story, one of...
    CamQuick97 CamQuick97 16-17, M Oct 5, 2014

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    I had a crush on my best friends cousin

    and I was texting my best friend saying that I thought her cousin was so hott!!! And I guess he was playing with her iPod and saw the conversation and then the next time I went to her house his family was there and he said " I read the thing on he IPOD that said I'm so hott". I...
    Rachelle52 Rachelle52 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 11, 2014

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    I always do. You know

    that embarrassing moment when you are doing an interpretive dance to Ed Sheeran's Give Me Love and the maintenance people come in to check your water heater.... By interpretive dance I mean flailing around the apartment.
    ShyGuy990 ShyGuy990 22-25, M 1 Response Dec 11, 2014

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    Swimming

    One day my cousin dared me to go skinny dipping with her. It was something we usually did at night. Since we were the only ones home I didn't see any harm in it. Plus we had a fence around our yard so no one would see, right? Well, we were wrong. As soon as we walked outside...
    silencedsilver silencedsilver 22-25, F 3 Responses Feb 16, 2008

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    GundamPilot GundamPilot 22-25, M 1 Response Dec 19, 2014

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    FAIL! One time I had a little fight with my

    best friend and she was upset. The next day,when I went to the bus station I saw her standing there but I could only see her back. So I wanted to apologize and rushed over there and hugged her from behind. But she wasn't hugging me back or said anything so I thought she was...
    vivline vivline 16-17, F 2 Responses Dec 14, 2013

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    Sitting at a table with my family in a nice

    fancy restaurant. And then I had to sneeze! When I sneezed somehow I farted at the same time and I turned so red!!! People looked at me and I was shocked! My instant reaction when I felt it come out was to tighten my butt so nothing else came out, and I ended up causing a leg...
    nightcreature15 nightcreature15 13-15, M 1 Response Feb 13

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    One time when I was a freshman we were learning

    about organisms, and I said ****** instead. And everyone laughed at me..
    Kamberxo Kamberxo 18-21, F 3 Responses Dec 13, 2014

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    Past, Present and Future

    I couldn't tell you how many times I've been embarrassed or how many more times I'll do it but I know it will happen. It's usually because I don't think before I speak/type/text, any type of communication. So the foot gets inserted in mouth a lot.  In fact, I just did it...
    GoldieMtZion GoldieMtZion 26-30, F 5 Responses Feb 29, 2008

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    School Play Auditions

    this was awful. The tryouts for "The Jungle Book" were this after noon.I went, confident and we had to sing the Bare Necessities all alone on the stage in front of all the other 50 or so kids. I was the last and I was nervous before I even got up. All my friends cheered really...
    blondieluvschmeggie blondieluvschmeggie 13-15, F 1 Response Dec 21, 2010

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    I just did and someone basically told me.

    Thankyou for that. And you know who u are. I'm sorry
    FARBIO FARBIO 36-40, M 1 Response Jun 25, 2014

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    almost everything I do,

    I end up embarrassing myself. i sound stupid when I talk but I don't do it intentionally and I am probably the messiest eater. it's a constant thing in my life and even everyday I am bound to embarrass myself. it's something that I will never get used to.
    roryrawry roryrawry 13-15, F 2 Responses Oct 10, 2014

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    Today I had a major panic I was talking to a

    friend I was alright but I felt it coming on and I freaked and told my sister and mom because I didn't know what to do I was on the verge of totally losing it but I was talking to my friend and he pointed out maybe I got a too turned on are talk I became so embarrassed and I...
    Duchanne Duchanne 16-17, F Aug 17, 2014

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    I once dived into the deep end of the public

    swimming pool thinking I was pretty cool. I resurfaced to cheers from pals in the pool. Felt pretty good about it. Until one of them held up a pair of shorts. I joined in the laughter. Until I realised they were mine!!!!
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M Jan 10

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    How's The Weather?

    Well this story is about this one time I had a mega crush on a guy who took an English course with me. I see him coming towards me one day and when he goes and says hi to me I suddenly say "So hows the weather? Cause it's pretty humid out here." As I'm saying that I start pushing...
    sankew sankew 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 20, 2013

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    Okay so I know that this happens to ALL girls.

    Most guys don't understand that every once in a while toilet paper sticks when you wipe. It's just the way it is. Well I was with my bf at my house and we were messing around and I wasn't expecting it at all but he went down on me and when he finished there was little pieces on...
    2p35jmr44 2p35jmr44 16-17, F Feb 17

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    I just had a formal dinner

    and I swear it's so embarrassing. I tried to cut the chicken into pieces but I accidentally hit the plate. I swear the voice echoed through the place. I think almost everybody stared at me...
    acrehood acrehood 18-21, F Sep 24, 2014

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    I asked this guy through text flat out

    that we should have sex now!!!! We had been hanging out moments before. He never responded. I feel so disgusting
    Toocrazy4u Toocrazy4u 18-21 1 Response Jun 26, 2014

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    Around 6 months ago I was going through a

    terribly hard time. I was partying like crazy, had no money, wasn't taking care of myself and consequently, I had no self esteem. These photographers asked two of my friends and me to take pictures of us for some magazine and even though my body wasn't great by any means I knew...
    Liz967 Liz967 18-21, F Dec 11, 2014

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    Lol I was putting my book bag in the back of my

    friends car and the car door hit in me in the head. This cute guy I used to have a class with made a surprised face and asked me if I was okay. I was so awkward though. At least he asked me if I was okay.
    Allieyo Allieyo 16-17, F Feb 5

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    My crush saw me naked

    and I wanted to die there and then! Needed to get it off my chest instead of her winding me up about it! Anyone out there had a similar situation? Make me feel better?
    CamQuick97 CamQuick97 16-17, M 1 Response Sep 25, 2014

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    Learned my lesson today.

    I was late for dance rehearsal today, sooo I put on a my favorite hot pink leggings, a black tank top and some sneakers after a quick shower and all other hygiene rituals that were hurriedly done, and bolted out the door. Wondered to myself all day why the girls gave me strange...
    HeyyMrsCarter HeyyMrsCarter 22-25, F 3 Responses Nov 22, 2014

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    :/..... I Accidently Pee'd On Myself While Sleeping.

    So this was a year ago. And like always, me and my mom are close. I remember watching tv with her in her room and i fell asleep in her bed. Well in the morning she goes to work. I get up and go to my room and take a nap. And then i go to the bathroom to brush my teeth. My dads...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Oct 31, 2012

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    Locked Out On The Balconey

    What a day!!!! I am so hungover and sleep deprived today . . . torturing myself through a long day of meetings, where I didn't have to do or say much; but I was so looking forward to just coming back to my hotel room for a nap. Stripping down and lying in bed with a cold glass...
    BillyBeach BillyBeach 31-35, M 6 Responses May 20, 2011

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    Terrible. About a few weeks ago I was chatting

    with a friend on yahoo messenger. Just casual talk, getting to know one another. It was still morning and I was in the kitchen in my nightgown with my son and a few of his friends upstairs (they are all around 11, good friends with the parents who live in the neighborhood. I...
    DebbieSoles DebbieSoles 41-45, F 54 Responses Jul 31, 2014

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    I wrote a post in the group on facebook

    where people personally know me offending them because there is a virus going around and they do not shower so i wrote a very offensive post about hygiene and although i didnt tag anyone obviously the post backlashed and they started figuring out who i am and while i do feel...
    wanderingbubble wanderingbubble 18-21, F Jan 15

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    If anyone has a desk I can hide under

    that would be great!!! I was editing photos at my stand up desk and had my ear buds in and was getting all into this song you know dancing and singing well I forgot this girl who is doing an internship withe for collage credit was brining her boyfriend in to meet me today...
    Ana8939 Ana8939 22-25, F 5 Responses Feb 19

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    Anyone Batteries?

    I was listening to my mp3 player and talking to the guy I had a crush on, I was asking him to go to the dance with me. I noticed that the battery in my mp3 player has died, so I removed it and threw it into my purse where I looked for a new one but because I was so busy...
    GrueneRose GrueneRose 22-25 3 Responses May 8, 2007

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    Sometimes I forget I'm in public

    and play with my clothes... I'm pretty sure I just showed everyone in the store my boobs..
    lezbihonest93 lezbihonest93 22-25, F 3 Responses Feb 9

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    So there was a guy I liked.

    I didn't tell anyone. He was part of the band of a very popular singer I liked. After watching a DVD one day of the musician, I found myself noticing him. I wanted to talk to him. I made up a fake name and took a random picture off Google that was 'her'. I'd ask him if he liked...
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 41-45 Nov 3, 2014

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    I went to the grocery store this morning

    before brushing my hair and teeth, still in my pajamas, and halfway asleep because I thought I would not see anyone I know. 90% of the people I saw there at that time, I knew.... -.-
    eebozh eebozh 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 1, 2014

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    Could Not Get Much Worse!!

    Okay this is REALLY embarressing, I can't believe I'm sharing this, although I do have a feeling I may have told this story here before...... not too sure. Anyway here goes........... I was living at home in Wales, I had just split up with my long term partner of four years and...
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 3 Responses Mar 1, 2008

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    It was my sweet 16 and I had my birthday at my

    sisters house which has a big pool in the backyard. I was trying to impress a cute boy by doing a perfect swan dive into the pool and I totally belly-flopped into the pool! To make matters worse, my mom rushed into the pool saying ‘oh my poor baby, are you ok? oh honey, are...
    RebeccaMontero RebeccaMontero 22-25, F Nov 9, 2014

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    one day I told this girl I had this crush on

    this boy. Than she said I'm going to tell him . The problem was he already knew and he had a girlfriend. so she was tuning to him so I ran up to her and tried to stop her but I ended up falling on my face right in front of him and his girlfriend.
    wothlessdreamer14 wothlessdreamer14 22-25, F Jul 8, 2014

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    I was sitting in the car at tim hortons my nose

    got itchy so I picked it and right as I was doing it two guys came by the car and saw and they both started laughing ! Lmao
    michellesydney michellesydney 18-21, F 5 Responses Feb 17

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    Someone sent me a message,

    I accidentally pressed ignore instead of accept. So embarrassed. He went by the name of Thomas I believe, may be mistaken. Message me again please!
    Braybray1234 Braybray1234 16-17, M Oct 12, 2014

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    Honestly, I tend to embarrass myself on a daily

    basis. whether it's intentional or unintentional. and I don't really care! Cause I am who I am, and I love who I am, and I'm not gonna stop enjoying myself out of fear of being "embarrassed" :) Plus, most of my friends already know how I am and accept my complete stupidity :D...
    BananaSmoothiee BananaSmoothiee 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 21, 2014

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    Killing My Date

    One day after school, this really hot guy that I've had a crush on came up to me and started talking to me. I haven't talked to him very much so I was way excited. He asked me if I would hang out with him that weekend. That Friday I hung out at his house with some of his friends...
    Stacy8989 Stacy8989 18-21, F 5 Responses Jul 21, 2010

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    Yesterday I lost a bet.

    I had to get on a crowded bus and pretend to have an ******, while making a typical loud and exaggerated pornstar moan. I've never been more embarrassed in my life
    Mselisa Mselisa 18-21, F 9 Responses 2 days ago

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    When I younger I had a crush on my friends

    older sister. Me being a lite kid would say whatever came to mind so I just said "I think your hit cause I saw your boobies". I never went back over there, she laughed but I don't remember her dad being very happy about it.
    persononinternet persononinternet 18-21, M Jan 11, 2014

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    It always happens to me

    when I lay down to go to sleep. I think about something that I am over that I don't care about anymore and I just keep thinking about how embarrassed I was and I just feel embarrassed all over again. I am thinking again how I freaked out at a concert from being crushed from the...
    mypawshaveprints mypawshaveprints 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 12

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