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I Embarrassed Myself

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    slipped over infront of every1 in a restaurant.

    ....OMG i just felt like running away n crying but no wonder i could take control of things hahahaha
    ziiizaaa ziiizaaa 18-21, F Dec 28, 2013

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    I was just face timing my best friend

    and I had to go under my bed to get something. I found a few things and told my friend. I was like, "I found a stuffed animal, some clothes, and a long lost bra." And her older brother heard me!! I was blushing and I still am. Oh good grief!
    cotygal123 cotygal123 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 25

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    Anyone Batteries?

    I was listening to my mp3 player and talking to the guy I had a crush on, I was asking him to go to the dance with me. I noticed that the battery in my mp3 player has died, so I removed it and threw it into my purse where I looked for a new one but because I was so busy...
    GrueneRose GrueneRose 22-25 3 Responses May 8, 2007

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    OMFG I WAS SINGING TO CALIFORNIA GIRLS AND MY

    DAD WALKED IN LIKE OMG I WAS DANCING AROUND AND STUFF UGH SO EMBARRASSED
    hn6653 hn6653 13-15, F 2 Responses Mar 20

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    Oh my gosh, totally embarrased myself in front

    of a cute guy today. Someone said something and I was holding in a laug and I hadn't swallowed so when the laugh escaped, some saliva did too and i like spit up on myself, HAHAH looking back at that is too funny
    p3ppermint p3ppermint 18-21, F Mar 20

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    Past, Present and Future

    I couldn't tell you how many times I've been embarrassed or how many more times I'll do it but I know it will happen. It's usually because I don't think before I speak/type/text, any type of communication. So the foot gets inserted in mouth a lot.  In fact, I just did it...
    GoldieMtZion GoldieMtZion 26-30, F 5 Responses Feb 29, 2008

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    Trust Me

    I thought I saw two of my friends at a table at lunch, so I went over to them and put my plate on the table. Turns out it wasn't them, but they looked identical to my friends from the back. I was so embarrassed. But it was funny.
    Blenkinsop4 Blenkinsop4 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 14, 2013

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    Personal Embarrassment

    In Middle School, I embarrassed myself. During class, I had a sudden urge to go to the bathroom. I raised my hand to get permission, but the teacher didn't let me go. So, during lectures, I snuck my way out. As I reached the bathroom, I went in, cause I desperatetly needed to pee...
    dave0903 dave0903 18-21, M Jan 11, 2010

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    FAIL! One time I had a little fight with my

    best friend and she was upset. The next day,when I went to the bus station I saw her standing there but I could only see her back. So I wanted to apologize and rushed over there and hugged her from behind. But she wasn't hugging me back or said anything so I thought she was...
    vivline vivline 13-15, F 1 Response Dec 14, 2013

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    How do I get over this embarrassing moment?

    My friend is with two guys and a guy who likes me. She teased me, and I, who were texting the guy that likes me, asked him if he could hit her because she annoys me. My friend made a frown on snapchat to me, so I replied with thanks to the guy and a grin to her. Then I see one...
    April1626 April1626 13-15, F 2 Responses Feb 11

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    I got dressed, went shopping,

    and was receiving a lot more attention from men than normal. I just smiled back. After a few hours I went to the bathroom, as I was washing my hands, I looked up in the mirror, both my nips were completely visible through my white shirt.
    Letmecheckyourshorts Letmecheckyourshorts 22-25, F 56 Responses Jan 12

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    Embarassing Stories

    There are many embarrassing things that happen. But gather round children, and I shall share with you my cringiest moments... I was about 4 years old and I was in the trolley. My mum and sister were with me and we were in Waitrose. I wasn't even feeling ill but suddenly just...
    Dancergirl3 Dancergirl3 13-15 Oct 6, 2013

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    :/..... I Accidently Pee'd On Myself While Sleeping.

    So this was a year ago. And like always, me and my mom are close. I remember watching tv with her in her room and i fell asleep in her bed. Well in the morning she goes to work. I get up and go to my room and take a nap. And then i go to the bathroom to brush my teeth. My dads...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Oct 31, 2012

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    I Embarassed Myself, Majorly

    I can't belive this happened. I was walking throught the hall at school with her friend when this guy we thought was cute was standing next to us. My friend jokingly pretended to freak out  and I was so scared she was making a scene I tripped over my own feet and took her...
    FallenStar22 FallenStar22 18-21 1 Response Jan 21, 2010

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    It happened this morning on the train.

    .. The trains were delayed and the train was full so I climbed in because I had to get to work. I got a spot and it was right infront of this very attractive female, she had her back towards me and due to all the pushing and shoving she ended up literally against me... During...
    1onelyguy 1onelyguy 26-30, M Mar 13

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    My First Audition

    I was auditioning for a play for the first time. It was Cinderella. I was extremely nervous! I had practiced my song a million times, and I was sure I was ready. I had brought a cd, and when I put it in the CD player, it wouldn't work! I had to sing a cappella and I forgot some...
    Greekmythmonster Greekmythmonster 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 17, 2013

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    Don't Know If People Were Laughing At Me Or With Me?

    Last week I was in this crowded small office, and my cell phone seriously never rings, so I didn't think of turning it off. Well, of course low and behold it rings, I have the ring volume high, and partially standing in the middle of the room my phone goes off to the song Bad...
    5150aries 5150aries 41-45, F Nov 3, 2013

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    Awkwardly Too Loud...

    I never thought I was as loud as my friends say I am, until one evening in April, in my favorite Psychology class. There`s this guy I had a major thing for, though I`m pretty sure he still doesn`t know my name. Anyways, before class I had got myself a bottle of pepsi from the...
    JenJenz94 JenJenz94 18-21, F May 5, 2013

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    Who'S Worst? I Still Love Her.

    I think I suck during our first date! I unexpectedly farted.. Huhu and she smelled it! I felt awkward looking at her. Then, she begun to laugh out loud! To my surprise, her mucus went out through her nose like a bubble!! We laughed each other but still felt awkward.. Dunno if we...
    torrenor torrenor 26-30, M Jul 27, 2013

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    My Eccentricness Vs. My Boyfriend

    My boyfriend admitted that there are some things that I did awhile ago that embarrassed him. Such as; getting overly excited to see him in school (although I wasn't intending to, I was surprised, I threw my arms out, and I squealed "There he is!" ) and he got ratted on for months...
    theshinypenguin theshinypenguin 16-17 2 Responses Aug 4, 2011

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    I Was A Retard Smiling On Stage Without Any Reason.

    I did this many times without knowing, but my friends said I was smiling the whole time on stage. I think I did, maybe I was too scared that I smiled. Besides, my smile was always "awkward" because I have two lines on my cheeks when I laughed hard. It looked totally retarded...
    ElliotSkies ElliotSkies 13-15, F Jan 4, 2013

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    Killing My Date

    One day after school, this really hot guy that I've had a crush on came up to me and started talking to me. I haven't talked to him very much so I was way excited. He asked me if I would hang out with him that weekend. That Friday I hung out at his house with some of his friends...
    Stacy8989 Stacy8989 18-21, F 5 Responses Jul 21, 2010

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    Was riding my bike until I saw a group of sexy

    girls my age. The girls and I made eye contact (never saw anything as sexy as them) until I thought i saw something in my me so I braked hard. As a result I fell into the lake. Of course they didn't come to help me and was laughing and taking pictures of me.
    MrIndeedNL MrIndeedNL 13-15, M 3 days ago

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    I was at my friends house

    and I went in the bathroom. Then I started to "do my process" and I felt water streaming on my pants. I looked down and saw that the lid to the toilet was closed! Water was dripping on the floor. I panicked and cleaned everything up with toilet paper. I was so embarrassed but...
    crazypeanut crazypeanut 13-15, F 2 Responses Mar 8

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    Rewind!!!

    I just posted an embarrassing experience here in EP! and I regretted it !!! haha!!! got a little comfortable and forgot how social networking spreads!!! ... Never doing that again O___O PS: I deleted that post like a ninja! hahahaha xD
    Van555666 Van555666 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 24, 2013

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    Relationships

    My experience was that I need to do number two therefore I pretended to be in the shower and my guy wanted to be take a peak and placed a mirror under the door and said from behind door "oh how cute, you pretend to be showering". I was humiliated and didn't want to come out that...
    pmurillo pmurillo 26-30, F 2 Responses Sep 28, 2013

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    Accident

    I was standing in the check out line in the local Walmart and I accidentally brushed a pretty ladys boob with my hand. She and I both were embarrassed. And so was the couple standing between us.
    05ruckus 05ruckus 36-40, M May 2, 2012

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    I just spoke on the phone to a lazy work

    colleague who has managed to talk his way out of yet another job , hate him ! So after I put the phone down I remarked "just what I have grown to expect from you lazy bastard !" He hadn't hung up yet , not sure if he heard or not should I ask him ?
    Missreedy Missreedy 31-35 5 Responses Jan 10

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    How's The Weather?

    Well this story is about this one time I had a mega crush on a guy who took an English course with me. I see him coming towards me one day and when he goes and says hi to me I suddenly say "So hows the weather? Cause it's pretty humid out here." As I'm saying that I start pushing...
    sankew sankew 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 20, 2013

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    In middle school, there was like a food fight

    everyday. Now I didn't know this because I just transferred, and when it was finally lunch time I STILL didn't have any friends because of how awkward and uncomfortable I made people. 😡 So I'm just sitting there all alone when I hear this really weird and inhuman like...
    EmaniLove03 EmaniLove03 16-17, F Mar 20

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    I can't help it, I say something that's on my

    mind and it always ends up being awkward to the group I'm with. I time things wrong, and when I talk I don't really know where it's going and end up just trailing off. It suuuuucks, I wish I held conversations better.
    ASmallVictory ASmallVictory 26-30, F 2 Responses Jan 22

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    I was with my crush, walking around town

    and so we went to get something to eat and we sat down and when I sat down I farted and it was really loud and he heard it and we both didn't say anything. That was the last time he wanted to hangout.
    Rachelle52 Rachelle52 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 13

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    The Wedding Fiasco

    I was at a wedding reception after going to Katie and Frank's wedding. I was standing really close to the wedding cake. I really wanted a piece of cake so i attempted to stroll in even closer. I ended up tripping and landing face first into the wedding cake!! Because of this I...
    AxelAwesome AxelAwesome 16-17, F 5 Responses Mar 26, 2013

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    Zipper Down

    I was in spanish class when i asked to go to the bathroom. I rushed back. I forgot to xyz and my fly was open. I finished the class but when i got to the hall everyone laughed. My boxers were hanging throught the hole. Wow.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Oct 11, 2010

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    All The Time

    It mostly happens at school. So yeah one day there was a tick ON THE FLOOR OMG. I didn't know,and I got on the floor,and it got on me. I started screaming,and interrupted the whole class for 10 minutes they were staring at me,and then this nice dude got the tick off of my...
    GirlGamerNerd GirlGamerNerd 22-25, F Jul 26, 2013

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    Twice In A Row

    I have my sewing class with my crush, so I'm always trying to act cool, be calm and sometimes I don't pay attention to where I'm going when I'm chanting "Be cool, be cool, BE COOL!" In my head over and over again. Sooo.. I tripped over someone's bag and fell onto the floor, while...
    HarleenN1 HarleenN1 16-17, F Apr 6, 2013

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    Well, I Thought the Guy Liked Me...

    A few weeks ago I went to a ball arranged by my college, but didn't know anyone there so I ended up hanging around with these two guys the whole night.  One was clearly into me and was a bit of a creep, trying all these god-awful pickup lines on me.  His friend was...
    mauerbluemchen mauerbluemchen 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 3, 2009

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    When I younger I had a crush on my friends

    older sister. Me being a lite kid would say whatever came to mind so I just said "I think your hit cause I saw your boobies". I never went back over there, she laughed but I don't remember her dad being very happy about it.
    persononinternet persononinternet 16-17, M Jan 11

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    okay okay so if you've seen my last experience

    it tells that I have a huge crush on my math teacher and I just did the most embracing thing. now before I tell you this, I promise I am not at all a stalker, this was totally accidental. okay so I was scrolling through Facebook and one of those friend recommendations came up...
    olafthesnowman olafthesnowman 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 11

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    Life

    You know, I think i've embarrased myself soo much that I just dont get embarresed anymore. For example yesterday, while coming out of a movie with my best friend, it was late and only the book store was open. So we went in there and started looking at the books, we got bored and...
    rebecca4921 rebecca4921 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 15, 2012

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    So it was a cold winter day at school

    and I had 2 hours until my next class started.. I decided to go into a classroom where there was no one there and ********** while I watched ****. I thought that if I went to the back of the class no one from the hallway would see me but boy was I wrong. I began doing my...
    Toocrazy4u Toocrazy4u 18-21 7 Responses Mar 27

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    I had a crush on my best friends cousin

    and I was texting my best friend saying that I thought her cousin was so hott!!! And I guess he was playing with her iPod and saw the conversation and then the next time I went to her house his family was there and he said " I read the thing on he IPOD that said I'm so hott". I...
    Rachelle52 Rachelle52 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 11

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    Walking Disaster Area....

    I was at my crush's house (he's my neighbor) and I plopped down on the bed and it CAVED IN. The whole thing just completely broke! I flipped out and we still laugh about it today, but you have no idea how fat I felt right after that. Either way, he actually thanked me for it...
    thegirlnextdoor616 thegirlnextdoor616 13-15, F May 5, 2013

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    Could Not Get Much Worse!!

    Okay this is REALLY embarressing, I can't believe I'm sharing this, although I do have a feeling I may have told this story here before...... not too sure. Anyway here goes........... I was living at home in Wales, I had just split up with my long term partner of four years and...
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 3 Responses Mar 1, 2008

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    Poop In Pants, Ever?

    The title says it all i pooped my pants today. sorry :(:(:(:( i am super embarassed because i didnt find out intil AFTER school!
    scabs scabs 16-17, F 4 Responses Apr 14, 2008

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    I Don't Understand What I Did Wrong.. I Feel Sad

    6 years ago, I attempted suicide , I was in severe depression because of abuse that was going on at my home.. This sunday 6 years later , I went to church to give thanks to God for giving me the chance to life once again.. I knew that there were more young girls and boys that...
    letterpink letterpink 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 12, 2013

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    Swimming

    One day my cousin dared me to go skinny dipping with her. It was something we usually did at night. Since we were the only ones home I didn't see any harm in it. Plus we had a fence around our yard so no one would see, right? Well, we were wrong. As soon as we walked outside...
    silencedsilver silencedsilver 22-25, F 3 Responses Feb 16, 2008

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    The writer in meI know I'm a writer. I express myself solely of how I feel about a certain life experiences.Sometimes, I write as an observer - I love to observe people, maybe it s...
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    I have always felt disgusted with myself even from a young age. In middle school to now (Highschool) It has increased dramatically. I hate everything from my weight to my hair...
    patches36 patches36 13-15, F 3 Responses Mar 27

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    That's always been the reason I join EP and wish to do so in a responsible way that doesn't make myself look immature and foolish. I have strong feelings about many things and...
    KawaiiBoy KawaiiBoy 18-21, M 56 mins ago

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    I would love to play with myself in front of my friends sometime. If any of you young ladies would like to watch me I'm here for you. Last night I played with myself for over an...
    nudeuncle nudeuncle 61-65, M 48 mins ago

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    I don't feel that I need to justify myself and I also would like to give those who don't understand people like myself a little insight into who I'm. To be honest I'm really not...
    KawaiiBoy KawaiiBoy 18-21, M 16 mins ago

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    I don't know what to do with myself anymore. I've got no job, no friends, and bad grades. I try to improve myself and actually apply for jobs and make friends, but I'm so f...
    riteyspecer riteyspecer 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 14

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    I'm going to be straightforward with this, since I feel a little embarrassed about this whole thing. It began when I was a kid. I was a bed w.etter until my early teens and went...
    seminormalhuman seminormalhuman 18-21, M 2 Responses 3 days ago