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    I think someone out there probably thinks I'm

    an Internet Stalker.. I guess I just got over excited about meeting someone so cool and sent a bunch of messages confessing how great it would be if we could chat sometime. After looking back on those messages..yikes.. I'd probably want to ignore me too!
    UnderwaterTeaParty UnderwaterTeaParty 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 6

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    FAIL! One time I had a little fight with my

    best friend and she was upset. The next day,when I went to the bus station I saw her standing there but I could only see her back. So I wanted to apologize and rushed over there and hugged her from behind. But she wasn't hugging me back or said anything so I thought she was...
    vivline vivline 16-17, F 2 Responses Dec 14, 2013

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    Oh gosh you have no idea what happens to me

    last night. But out of all the things I wish could have happened this is not one of them. Last night I was having sex with my boyfriend and we haven't in a while because I hvent been feeling 100% but none the less guess who comes in my room ! My mom and honestly I just like...
    deleted deleted 26-30 10 Responses Apr 10

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    So I was in the bus today

    and I was talking to someone on EP so I started laughing and couldn't control myself from laughing so the woman next to me and her daughters started laughing at me I was like omg xD
    ReemNoctis ReemNoctis 16-17, F 2 Responses Aug 19

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    If anyone is even somewhat familiar with

    Starbucks coffee shops you will know that most of their bathrooms are for single use only. One day I was in need of a toilet and know that Starbucks is always a safe bet. I was sitting there and in the middle of wiping when one of the baristas decided to walk in. I forgot to...
    Carlesij Carlesij 22-25, M Mar 27

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    I have a really embarrassing problem its

    started recently and I don't know what to do about it.
    Angel1733 Angel1733 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 18

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    One time I "bedwet" in class I fell asleep in

    one of my classes from having very little sleep the night before and I have constant problems with bedwetting in the middle of the night. Apparently this translates over into sleeping in class too because I woke up with everyone staring at me and my skirt being soaked surrounded...
    deleted deleted 26-30 10 Responses Apr 19

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    Darn polkadot bra! I was in a rush to go pick

    up a prescription for my earache and didn't even look in the mirror until I got home... Only to discover that my bra showed through my top a little more than expected.
    Orangerocket Orangerocket 36-40, F 17 Responses Aug 7

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    I once dived into the deep end of the public

    swimming pool thinking I was pretty cool. I resurfaced to cheers from pals in the pool. Felt pretty good about it. Until one of them held up a pair of shorts. I joined in the laughter. Until I realised they were mine!!!!
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M Jan 10

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    Could Not Get Much Worse!!

    Okay this is REALLY embarressing, I can't believe I'm sharing this, although I do have a feeling I may have told this story here before...... not too sure. Anyway here goes........... I was living at home in Wales, I had just split up with my long term partner of four years and...
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 3 Responses Mar 1, 2008

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    Killing My Date

    One day after school, this really hot guy that I've had a crush on came up to me and started talking to me. I haven't talked to him very much so I was way excited. He asked me if I would hang out with him that weekend. That Friday I hung out at his house with some of his friends...
    Stacy8989 Stacy8989 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 21, 2010

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    Earlier I was writing something pretty erotic

    online. I didn't want to publish it, so I copied it to past it to WordPad on my computer. I was then talking to my artist friend on Facebook. I went to show her a video on YouTube. I THOUGHT I copied the link, but apparently I didn't, and the thing I sent her was the erotic...
    Spyro93 Spyro93 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 23

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    I you don't like this post don't comment on it.

    I always embarrass myself no matter how hard I try not to. It's because I'm so gullible, people constantly take advantage of me as well.
    Casualdeviant02 Casualdeviant02 18-21, T 1 Response May 9

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    I Lost A Bet With My Older Sister.

    So yeah I lost a bet with my older sister and we made a bet on a wwe match and it she don't even watch it so I thought it would have been an easy win. So I agreed with any thing. It was if she lost then she would have to ask her friends out and all go skinny dipping but if I lost...
    wolfmaster101 wolfmaster101 22-25, M 1 Response Nov 3, 2013

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    The Wedding Fiasco

    I was at a wedding reception after going to Katie and Frank's wedding. I was standing really close to the wedding cake. I really wanted a piece of cake so i attempted to stroll in even closer. I ended up tripping and landing face first into the wedding cake!! Because of this I...
    AxelAwesome AxelAwesome 18-21, F 4 Responses Mar 26, 2013

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    Lol I was putting my book bag in the back of my

    friends car and the car door hit in me in the head. This cute guy I used to have a class with made a surprised face and asked me if I was okay. I was so awkward though. At least he asked me if I was okay.
    Allieyo Allieyo 16-17, F Feb 5

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    It always happens to me

    when I lay down to go to sleep. I think about something that I am over that I don't care about anymore and I just keep thinking about how embarrassed I was and I just feel embarrassed all over again. I am thinking again how I freaked out at a concert from being crushed from the...
    mypawshaveprints mypawshaveprints 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 12

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    It was my sweet 16 and I had my birthday at my

    sisters house which has a big pool in the backyard. I was trying to impress a cute boy by doing a perfect swan dive into the pool and I totally belly-flopped into the pool! To make matters worse, my mom rushed into the pool saying ‘oh my poor baby, are you ok? oh honey, are...
    BeautifulDayDream BeautifulDayDream 22-25, F Nov 9, 2014

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    So it was a cold winter day at school

    and I had 2 hours until my next class started.. I decided to go into a classroom where there was no one there and ********** while I watched ****. I thought that if I went to the back of the class no one from the hallway would see me but boy was I wrong. I began doing my...
    Toocrazy4u Toocrazy4u 22-25 10 Responses Mar 27, 2014

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    So today I go to the high school to take my

    concussion exam for x country, but then when I go to the computer, it ******* broke. Out of 150 people in there, my computer is the only one that broke. Then not a single other one was working, and I was told I could just go home. Lol it was hilarious but embarrassing at the...
    freshy15 freshy15 18-21, M Aug 14, 2014

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    Sitting at a table with my family in a nice

    fancy restaurant. And then I had to sneeze! When I sneezed somehow I farted at the same time and I turned so red!!! People looked at me and I was shocked! My instant reaction when I felt it come out was to tighten my butt so nothing else came out, and I ended up causing a leg...
    nightcreature15 nightcreature15 13-15, M 1 Response Feb 13

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    Today I had the pleasure of meeting the police

    chief. My sister likes his brother, so I had to be forced to play wingman. He was a nice man. There was only one problem that apparently I'm the only one noticing. The man had the nastiest thing hanging from his nose. There are three of us at this table with him and no one...
    cmyk323 cmyk323 36-40, F 5 Responses Aug 16

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    Okay so I know that this happens to ALL girls.

    Most guys don't understand that every once in a while toilet paper sticks when you wipe. It's just the way it is. Well I was with my bf at my house and we were messing around and I wasn't expecting it at all but he went down on me and when he finished there was little pieces on...
    2p35jmr44 2p35jmr44 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 17

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    When I younger I had a crush on my friends

    older sister. Me being a lite kid would say whatever came to mind so I just said "I think your hit cause I saw your boobies". I never went back over there, she laughed but I don't remember her dad being very happy about it.
    persononinternet persononinternet 18-21, M Jan 11, 2014

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    So not even 5 minutes ago I woke up

    when a mini fan hit my head, it was on ,and my hair got caught in it and tangled,I had to call someone for help. As stupid as stupid as it seems I found it pretty hilarious!
    GeneticTrickster GeneticTrickster 18-21, F Jul 8

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    How's The Weather?

    Well this story is about this one time I had a mega crush on a guy who took an English course with me. I see him coming towards me one day and when he goes and says hi to me I suddenly say "So hows the weather? Cause it's pretty humid out here." As I'm saying that I start pushing...
    sankew sankew 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 20, 2013

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    I'm gonna talk about my embarrassing period

    story, so it was a pool party(I bet u already have an idea of what's gonna happen) so my period came last minuet so I asked my bestie for a tampon then she gave me and ya, then my other friend which didn't know what happened saw then string(I was using a white swimming costume...
    Auburn123 Auburn123 16-17 1 Response Apr 1

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    I was sitting in the car at tim hortons my nose

    got itchy so I picked it and right as I was doing it two guys came by the car and saw and they both started laughing ! Lmao
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Feb 17

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    Learned my lesson today.

    I was late for dance rehearsal today, sooo I put on a my favorite hot pink leggings, a black tank top and some sneakers after a quick shower and all other hygiene rituals that were hurriedly done, and bolted out the door. Wondered to myself all day why the girls gave me strange...
    HeyyMrsCarter HeyyMrsCarter 22-25, F 3 Responses Nov 22, 2014

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    I had a choir concert today

    and I was uncomfortable on stage .
    imdifferent97 imdifferent97 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 11

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    I wrote a post in the group on facebook

    where people personally know me offending them because there is a virus going around and they do not shower so i wrote a very offensive post about hygiene and although i didnt tag anyone obviously the post backlashed and they started figuring out who i am and while i do feel...
    wanderingbubble wanderingbubble 18-21, F Jan 15

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    10 minutes before yoga I grabbed a handful of

    mints and ate them...was extremely hungry...well they must of screwed with my stomach because through the whole yoga time my stomach was making large growls like a rabid lion in a cage... I noticed that people were looking around to see where that noise was coming from...I hid...
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F Apr 8

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    I had a crush on my best friends cousin

    and I was texting my best friend saying that I thought her cousin was so hott!!! And I guess he was playing with her iPod and saw the conversation and then the next time I went to her house his family was there and he said " I read the thing on he IPOD that said I'm so hott". I...
    Rachelle52 Rachelle52 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 11, 2014

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    One time when I was a freshman we were learning

    about organisms, and I said ****** instead. And everyone laughed at me..
    Kamberxo Kamberxo 18-21, F 3 Responses Dec 13, 2014

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    HAHAHA. I just remembered

    when I graduated from highschool and I had my baby nephew in my arms and I was showing him to one of my friends and my friend said "He's so cute." I do this awkward thing when I kind of know know what to say by repeating what the person said in a Joking way. So I said "No! You...
    mypawshaveprints mypawshaveprints 22-25, F Mar 9

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    Terrible. About a few weeks ago I was chatting

    with a friend on yahoo messenger. Just casual talk, getting to know one another. It was still morning and I was in the kitchen in my nightgown with my son and a few of his friends upstairs (they are all around 11, good friends with the parents who live in the neighborhood. I...
    DebbieSoles DebbieSoles 41-45, F 52 Responses Jul 31, 2014

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    GundamPilot GundamPilot 26-30, M 1 Response Dec 19, 2014

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    I always do. You know

    that embarrassing moment when you are doing an interpretive dance to Ed Sheeran's Give Me Love and the maintenance people come in to check your water heater.... By interpretive dance I mean flailing around the apartment.
    ShyGuy990 ShyGuy990 22-25, M 1 Response Dec 11, 2014

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    I went to the bathroom without any toilet paper

    and had to text my boss and co-worker to get me some!:( at least they were silent and didn't say who they were when they handed it to me. If they hadn't come I would have crawled to the other stall
    YLIhououin YLIhououin 18-21, M Jun 24

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    Poop In Pants, Ever?

    The title says it all i pooped my pants today. sorry :(:(:(:( i am super embarassed because i didnt find out intil AFTER school!
    scabs scabs 16-17, F 4 Responses Apr 14, 2008

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    So I realized how girly I've become over the

    past couple of years...I was just looking at shoes instead of watching football... .-. My tomboyishness is fading...NOOOOOOO :'((((
    AwkwardTomboy AwkwardTomboy 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 14

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    One evening when I was seventeen I fainted in

    front of my mother. I was reading a magazine article in which someone described having a heart attack, and for some reason this caused me to pass out. When I came to I didn't realise what had happened, and when my mother told me I'd fainted I felt mortified. I felt I had made a...
    macmann macmann 56-60, M Apr 12

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    Well, i joined this site

    because I found some people that had similar experiences to mine. So My story has to do with my embarrassing moments of what I do when I drink. Last night, I had way too much, and I ****** up. I talked **** to my best friend, and creeped out a girl I was really interested in. I...
    Ecnfl Ecnfl 18-21, M May 17

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    So I don't really know what to do .

    I've just **** my pants fully. I was in the car with my boyfriend and we were literally pulling into the drive and I just couldn't hold it anymore and started going right there so naturally I sprinted out of the car and into the house but I clearly didn't make it and finished...
    thedaggertattoo thedaggertattoo 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 4

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    Swimming

    One day my cousin dared me to go skinny dipping with her. It was something we usually did at night. Since we were the only ones home I didn't see any harm in it. Plus we had a fence around our yard so no one would see, right? Well, we were wrong. As soon as we walked outside...
    silencedsilver silencedsilver 22-25, F 3 Responses Feb 16, 2008

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