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I Embarrassed Myself

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    So today I go to the high school to take my

    concussion exam for x country, but then when I go to the computer, it ******* broke. Out of 150 people in there, my computer is the only one that broke. Then not a single other one was working, and I was told I could just go home. Lol it was hilarious but embarrassing at the...
    freshy15 freshy15 18-21, M Aug 14

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    Locked Out On The Balconey

    What a day!!!! I am so hungover and sleep deprived today . . . torturing myself through a long day of meetings, where I didn't have to do or say much; but I was so looking forward to just coming back to my hotel room for a nap. Stripping down and lying in bed with a cold glass...
    BillyBeach BillyBeach 31-35, M 6 Responses May 20, 2011

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    I just had a formal dinner

    and I swear it's so embarrassing. I tried to cut the chicken into pieces but I accidentally hit the plate. I swear the voice echoed through the place. I think almost everybody stared at me...
    acrehood acrehood 18-21, F Sep 24

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    Killing My Date

    One day after school, this really hot guy that I've had a crush on came up to me and started talking to me. I haven't talked to him very much so I was way excited. He asked me if I would hang out with him that weekend. That Friday I hung out at his house with some of his friends...
    Stacy8989 Stacy8989 18-21, F 5 Responses Jul 21, 2010

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    I was at my friends house

    and I went in the bathroom. Then I started to "do my process" and I felt water streaming on my pants. I looked down and saw that the lid to the toilet was closed! Water was dripping on the floor. I panicked and cleaned everything up with toilet paper. I was so embarrassed but...
    crazypeanut crazypeanut 16-17, F 2 Responses Mar 8

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    Could Not Get Much Worse!!

    Okay this is REALLY embarressing, I can't believe I'm sharing this, although I do have a feeling I may have told this story here before...... not too sure. Anyway here goes........... I was living at home in Wales, I had just split up with my long term partner of four years and...
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 3 Responses Mar 1, 2008

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    Honestly, I tend to embarrass myself on a daily

    basis. whether it's intentional or unintentional. and I don't really care! Cause I am who I am, and I love who I am, and I'm not gonna stop enjoying myself out of fear of being "embarrassed" :) Plus, most of my friends already know how I am and accept my complete stupidity :D...
    MeowOnMe MeowOnMe 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I Was A Retard Smiling On Stage Without Any Reason.

    I did this many times without knowing, but my friends said I was smiling the whole time on stage. I think I did, maybe I was too scared that I smiled. Besides, my smile was always "awkward" because I have two lines on my cheeks when I laughed hard. It looked totally retarded...
    ElliotSkies ElliotSkies 13-15, F Jan 4, 2013

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    Anyone Batteries?

    I was listening to my mp3 player and talking to the guy I had a crush on, I was asking him to go to the dance with me. I noticed that the battery in my mp3 player has died, so I removed it and threw it into my purse where I looked for a new one but because I was so busy...
    GrueneRose GrueneRose 22-25 3 Responses May 8, 2007

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    I went to a sauna last weekend

    for work and went to the spa to unwind. Upon arrival, I was told to undress and given a thin sheet to wrap around myself(this was my first time in this setting). When I walked in, there was a cold bath to the side with a sauna and a steam room on the opposite side(it was a...
    sccrplyr123 sccrplyr123 18-21, M Jun 18

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    Today I had a major panic I was talking to a

    friend I was alright but I felt it coming on and I freaked and told my sister and mom because I didn't know what to do I was on the verge of totally losing it but I was talking to my friend and he pointed out maybe I got a too turned on are talk I became so embarrassed and I...
    Duchanne Duchanne 16-17, F Aug 17

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    Poop In Pants, Ever?

    The title says it all i pooped my pants today. sorry :(:(:(:( i am super embarassed because i didnt find out intil AFTER school!
    scabs scabs 16-17, F 4 Responses Apr 14, 2008

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    I asked this guy through text flat out

    that we should have sex now!!!! We had been hanging out moments before. He never responded. I feel so disgusting
    Toocrazy4u Toocrazy4u 18-21 1 Response Jun 26

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    Basically, I'm walking from my college to the

    shops to buy some lunch with my friends. On the way I saw friend of mine also a girl, we hugged and I felt something being pulled out my pockets. When she walked away, I looked for my phone but noticed it was missing. I started shouting at her "you took my phone you little boob...
    AnonymousTony AnonymousTony 18-21, M May 29

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    Terrible. About a few weeks ago I was chatting

    with a friend on yahoo messenger. Just casual talk, getting to know one another. It was still morning and I was in the kitchen in my nightgown with my son and a few of his friends upstairs (they are all around 11, good friends with the parents who live in the neighborhood. I...
    DebbieSoles DebbieSoles 41-45, F 47 Responses Jul 31

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    GundamPilot GundamPilot 22-25, M 1 Response a week ago

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    I'm a home nudist. If my wife is not home I'm

    nude 24/7. The other day I stepped out my front door very early while it was still dark to feel the breeze and check the weather. I stayed in the shadows to be sure that no one was around. I stepped out intot he light and was standing there nude when I saw the glow of a...
    Rayd5555 Rayd5555 56-60, M 1 Response Mar 21

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    My crush saw me naked

    and I wanted to die there and then! Needed to get it off my chest instead of her winding me up about it! Anyone out there had a similar situation? Make me feel better?
    CamQuick97 CamQuick97 16-17, M 1 Response Sep 25

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    Learned my lesson today.

    I was late for dance rehearsal today, sooo I put on a my favorite hot pink leggings, a black tank top and some sneakers after a quick shower and all other hygiene rituals that were hurriedly done, and bolted out the door. Wondered to myself all day why the girls gave me strange...
    HeyyMrsCarter HeyyMrsCarter 22-25, F 4 Responses Nov 22

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    The Wedding Fiasco

    I was at a wedding reception after going to Katie and Frank's wedding. I was standing really close to the wedding cake. I really wanted a piece of cake so i attempted to stroll in even closer. I ended up tripping and landing face first into the wedding cake!! Because of this I...
    AxelAwesome AxelAwesome 18-21, F 4 Responses Mar 26, 2013

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    I just did and someone basically told me.

    Thankyou for that. And you know who u are. I'm sorry
    FARBIO FARBIO 36-40, M 1 Response Jun 25

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    okay okay so if you've seen my last experience

    it tells that I have a huge crush on my math teacher and I just did the most embracing thing. now before I tell you this, I promise I am not at all a stalker, this was totally accidental. okay so I was scrolling through Facebook and one of those friend recommendations came up...
    olafthesnowman olafthesnowman 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 11

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    I had a crush on my best friends cousin

    and I was texting my best friend saying that I thought her cousin was so hott!!! And I guess he was playing with her iPod and saw the conversation and then the next time I went to her house his family was there and he said " I read the thing on he IPOD that said I'm so hott". I...
    Rachelle52 Rachelle52 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 11

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    One time when I was a freshman we were learning

    about organisms, and I said ****** instead. And everyone laughed at me..
    Kamberxo Kamberxo 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 13

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    When I younger I had a crush on my friends

    older sister. Me being a lite kid would say whatever came to mind so I just said "I think your hit cause I saw your boobies". I never went back over there, she laughed but I don't remember her dad being very happy about it.
    persononinternet persononinternet 16-17, M Jan 11

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    A Add On With The Bet With My Older Sister.

    So if you read my last story here then you all ready know what I had to do when I lost the bet. We yesterday my sister and her friends came over all 18 plus her can over. And they took there shoe and socks off and started waving them at me and I said hold on one minute I'm...
    wolfmaster101 wolfmaster101 22-25, M 1 Response Nov 3, 2013

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    Around 6 months ago I was going through a

    terribly hard time. I was partying like crazy, had no money, wasn't taking care of myself and consequently, I had no self esteem. These photographers asked two of my friends and me to take pictures of us for some magazine and even though my body wasn't great by any means I knew...
    Liz967 Liz967 18-21, F Dec 11

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    I always do. You know

    that embarrassing moment when you are doing an interpretive dance to Ed Sheeran's Give Me Love and the maintenance people come in to check your water heater.... By interpretive dance I mean flailing around the apartment.
    ShyGuy990 ShyGuy990 22-25, M Dec 11

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    Was riding my bike until I saw a group of sexy

    girls my age. The girls and I made eye contact (never saw anything as sexy as them) until I thought i saw something in my me so I braked hard. As a result I fell into the lake. Of course they didn't come to help me and was laughing and taking pictures of me.
    MrIndeedNL MrIndeedNL 13-15, M Apr 19

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    Past, Present and Future

    I couldn't tell you how many times I've been embarrassed or how many more times I'll do it but I know it will happen. It's usually because I don't think before I speak/type/text, any type of communication. So the foot gets inserted in mouth a lot.  In fact, I just did it...
    GoldieMtZion GoldieMtZion 26-30, F 5 Responses Feb 29, 2008

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    Someone sent me a message,

    I accidentally pressed ignore instead of accept. So embarrassed. He went by the name of Thomas I believe, may be mistaken. Message me again please!
    Braybray1234 Braybray1234 16-17, M Oct 12

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    So there was a guy I liked.

    I didn't tell anyone. He was part of the band of a very popular singer I liked. After watching a DVD one day of the musician, I found myself noticing him. I wanted to talk to him. I made up a fake name and took a random picture off Google that was 'her'. I'd ask him if he liked...
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 41-45 Nov 3

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    It was my sweet 16 and I had my birthday at my

    sisters house which has a big pool in the backyard. I was trying to impress a cute boy by doing a perfect swan dive into the pool and I totally belly-flopped into the pool! To make matters worse, my mom rushed into the pool saying ‘oh my poor baby, are you ok? oh honey, are...
    RebeccaMontero RebeccaMontero 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 9

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    I was with my crush, walking around town

    and so we went to get something to eat and we sat down and when I sat down I farted and it was really loud and he heard it and we both didn't say anything. That was the last time he wanted to hangout.
    Rachelle52 Rachelle52 13-15, F Jan 13

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    Oh my gosh, totally embarrased myself in front

    of a cute guy today. Someone said something and I was holding in a laug and I hadn't swallowed so when the laugh escaped, some saliva did too and i like spit up on myself, HAHAH looking back at that is too funny
    p3ppermint p3ppermint 18-21, F Mar 20

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    Well we've all heard of snapchat right?

    I was a at girls sweet 16th and things got messy! I drunk a lot and I can not handle too much of it, anyway as far as I was concerned the next morning all I had to deal with was a bad headache...WRONG turns out this girl had about 4 photos of me BUTT NAKED on her story, one of...
    CamQuick97 CamQuick97 16-17, M Oct 5

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    :/..... I Accidently Pee'd On Myself While Sleeping.

    So this was a year ago. And like always, me and my mom are close. I remember watching tv with her in her room and i fell asleep in her bed. Well in the morning she goes to work. I get up and go to my room and take a nap. And then i go to the bathroom to brush my teeth. My dads...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Oct 31, 2012

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    I went to the grocery store this morning

    before brushing my hair and teeth, still in my pajamas, and halfway asleep because I thought I would not see anyone I know. 90% of the people I saw there at that time, I knew.... -.-
    eebozh eebozh 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 1

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    I was just face timing my best friend

    and I had to go under my bed to get something. I found a few things and told my friend. I was like, "I found a stuffed animal, some clothes, and a long lost bra." And her older brother heard me!! I was blushing and I still am. Oh good grief!
    cotygal123 cotygal123 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 25

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    one day I told this girl I had this crush on

    this boy. Than she said I'm going to tell him . The problem was he already knew and he had a girlfriend. so she was tuning to him so I ran up to her and tried to stop her but I ended up falling on my face right in front of him and his girlfriend.
    wothlessdreamer14 wothlessdreamer14 22-25, F Jul 8

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    School Play Auditions

    this was awful. The tryouts for "The Jungle Book" were this after noon.I went, confident and we had to sing the Bare Necessities all alone on the stage in front of all the other 50 or so kids. I was the last and I was nervous before I even got up. All my friends cheered really...
    blondieluvschmeggie blondieluvschmeggie 13-15, F 1 Response Dec 21, 2010

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    Swimming

    One day my cousin dared me to go skinny dipping with her. It was something we usually did at night. Since we were the only ones home I didn't see any harm in it. Plus we had a fence around our yard so no one would see, right? Well, we were wrong. As soon as we walked outside...
    silencedsilver silencedsilver 22-25, F 3 Responses Feb 16, 2008

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    So today I had a concert

    for Jazz, I broke my high-hat in the middle of my song, before my solo. My high-hat was the bread and butter of my solo and it broke. I was so humiliated in front everyone( which was over 200 people, professional jazz musicians and my friends.) I have my final concert on Monday...
    ben13579 ben13579 13-15, M 1 Response Apr 25

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    Twice In A Row

    I have my sewing class with my crush, so I'm always trying to act cool, be calm and sometimes I don't pay attention to where I'm going when I'm chanting "Be cool, be cool, BE COOL!" In my head over and over again. Sooo.. I tripped over someone's bag and fell onto the floor, while...
    HarleenN1 HarleenN1 16-17, F Apr 6, 2013

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    I don't get embarrassed often,

    but it's so annoying. I embarrassed myself with my own emotions by being "overemotional." I know it's honesty, but it runs others off.
    DarkwingGoslyn DarkwingGoslyn 31-35 Jul 8

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    So it was a cold winter day at school

    and I had 2 hours until my next class started.. I decided to go into a classroom where there was no one there and ********** while I watched ****. I thought that if I went to the back of the class no one from the hallway would see me but boy was I wrong. I began doing my...
    Toocrazy4u Toocrazy4u 18-21 8 Responses Mar 27

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    I Lost A Bet With My Older Sister.

    So yeah I lost a bet with my older sister and we made a bet on a wwe match and it she don't even watch it so I thought it would have been an easy win. So I agreed with any thing. It was if she lost then she would have to ask her friends out and all go skinny dipping but if I lost...
    wolfmaster101 wolfmaster101 22-25, M 1 Response Nov 3, 2013

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    OMFG I WAS SINGING TO CALIFORNIA GIRLS AND MY

    DAD WALKED IN LIKE OMG I WAS DANCING AROUND AND STUFF UGH SO EMBARRASSED
    hn6653 hn6653 16-17, F 2 Responses Mar 20

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    How's The Weather?

    Well this story is about this one time I had a mega crush on a guy who took an English course with me. I see him coming towards me one day and when he goes and says hi to me I suddenly say "So hows the weather? Cause it's pretty humid out here." As I'm saying that I start pushing...
    sankew sankew 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 20, 2013

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    Caused My Own Humiliation

    When i was 16 my sisters ages were 15 and 18 and 20 I talked about guys being stronger, smarter and better at things like games and school and fighting than girls. The two younger ones didn't like it and decided to try to overpower me and I laughed in their faces thinking they...
    kingjazzad12 kingjazzad12 18-21, M Aug 5, 2013

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    almost everything I do,

    I end up embarrassing myself. i sound stupid when I talk but I don't do it intentionally and I am probably the messiest eater. it's a constant thing in my life and even everyday I am bound to embarrass myself. it's something that I will never get used to.
    roryrawry roryrawry 13-15, F 2 Responses Oct 10

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