I Embarrassed Myself

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    I had just gotten my braces tighten at the

    dentist and my mom was waiting outside for me. I was so upset I wasn't getting them taken off yet that I stormed out of the office forgetting that I was wearing heels and I didn't step off the curb all the way and I fell right in the middle of the street and all of my things...
    SweetLittleMantis SweetLittleMantis
    22-25, F
    1 Response Oct 7, 2015

    HAHAHA. I just remembered

    when I graduated from highschool and I had my baby nephew in my arms and I was showing him to one of my friends and my friend said "He's so cute." I do this awkward thing when I kind of know know what to say by repeating what the person said in a Joking way. So I said "No! You...
    mypawshaveprints mypawshaveprints
    22-25, F
    Mar 9, 2015

    I had a crush on my best friends cousin

    and I was texting my best friend saying that I thought her cousin was so hott!!! And I guess he was playing with her iPod and saw the conversation and then the next time I went to her house his family was there and he said " I read the thing on he IPOD that said I'm so hott". I...
    Rachelle52 Rachelle52
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 11, 2014

    I'm gonna talk about my embarrassing period

    story, so it was a pool party(I bet u already have an idea of what's gonna happen) so my period came last minuet so I asked my bestie for a tampon then she gave me and ya, then my other friend which didn't know what happened saw then string(I was using a white swimming costume...
    Auburn123 Auburn123
    1 Response Apr 1, 2015

    I was 14 and my sister had a group of friends

    over. Usually i would ignore them, but i decided to go hang out with them. I had walked off to the bathroom, and i was peeing when one of her friends opened the bathroom door. I looked over at the door and jumped when i saw a 16 year old girl looking at my penis. I blushed hard...
    deleted deleted
    Oct 6, 2015

    Just a few days ago I was in a lab class at

    college and I went to sit in a chair but it slipped from under me and I fell on my back on the floor. Those chairs slip easily. Everyone stared at me but it was kind of funny.
    SwedishDoll SwedishDoll
    18-21, F
    Feb 23, 2016

    Hello everyone. I'm completely new to this

    but I was looking for a bit of reassurance and any help would be greatly appreciated. I can't get over my feelings of excessive guilt. Once I explain the story, it will all seem extremely trivial but I am the type of person who will feel guilty about the tiniest thing and these...
    TheRoadIsLongWeCarryOn TheRoadIsLongWeCarryOn
    22-25, F
    1 Response Oct 9, 2015

    Learned my lesson today.

    I was late for dance rehearsal today, sooo I put on a my favorite hot pink leggings, a black tank top and some sneakers after a quick shower and all other hygiene rituals that were hurriedly done, and bolted out the door. Wondered to myself all day why the girls gave me strange...
    HeyyMrsCarter HeyyMrsCarter
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Nov 22, 2014

    I was sitting in the car at tim hortons my nose

    got itchy so I picked it and right as I was doing it two guys came by the car and saw and they both started laughing ! Lmao
    deleted deleted
    4 Responses Feb 17, 2015

    So not even 5 minutes ago I woke up

    when a mini fan hit my head, it was on ,and my hair got caught in it and tangled,I had to call someone for help. As stupid as stupid as it seems I found it pretty hilarious!
    GeneticTrickster GeneticTrickster
    22-25, F
    Jul 8, 2015

    Oh gosh you have no idea what happens to me

    last night. But out of all the things I wish could have happened this is not one of them. Last night I was having sex with my boyfriend and we haven't in a while because I hvent been feeling 100% but none the less guess who comes in my room ! My mom and honestly I just like...
    deleted deleted
    8 Responses Apr 10, 2015

    today is my first day at work

    and I tottaly embarrassed myself they were all professionals and I looked so ******* stupid, ahhhhh and I keep repeat it over and over again in my head, ohh god I alredy have social anxiety, self loathing I don't need this right now
    sweeeeeeeeeeetheart sweeeeeeeeeeetheart
    22-25, F
    1 Response Feb 9, 2016

    The Wedding Fiasco

    I was at a wedding reception after going to Katie and Frank's wedding. I was standing really close to the wedding cake. I really wanted a piece of cake so i attempted to stroll in even closer. I ended up tripping and landing face first into the wedding cake!! Because of this I...
    AxelAwesome AxelAwesome
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Mar 26, 2013

    Lol I was putting my book bag in the back of my

    friends car and the car door hit in me in the head. This cute guy I used to have a class with made a surprised face and asked me if I was okay. I was so awkward though. At least he asked me if I was okay.
    Allieyo Allieyo
    18-21, F
    Feb 5, 2015

    I went to the bathroom without any toilet paper

    and had to text my boss and co-worker to get me some!:( at least they were silent and didn't say who they were when they handed it to me. If they hadn't come I would have crawled to the other stall
    YLIhououin YLIhououin
    22-25, M
    Jun 24, 2015

    If anyone is even somewhat familiar with

    Starbucks coffee shops you will know that most of their bathrooms are for single use only. One day I was in need of a toilet and know that Starbucks is always a safe bet. I was sitting there and in the middle of wiping when one of the baristas decided to walk in. I forgot to...
    Carlesij Carlesij
    26-30, M
    Mar 27, 2015

    I embarrassed myself several times in the past.

    I feel so bad now, but I can't help it. It can be anyone, but triggering the embarrassment is very hurtful to me. I don't like to be called dumb, unwanted, or anything else. Seems like people love scolding me every chance they get . Sometimes people make me look like a fool, at...
    lonelylifeindia lonelylifeindia
    26-30, M
    Apr 7, 2016

    I used to love climbing trees

    and I used to love doing that thing where you hang upside down from them. Well one day I was about six and climbing a tree at my grandmas and I realised at one branch if I hung down I could wave at my mum and grandma in the kitchen so I spun around and lowered myself into...
    TempleBarGirl TempleBarGirl
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Mar 12, 2016

    Sitting at a table with my family in a nice

    fancy restaurant. And then I had to sneeze! When I sneezed somehow I farted at the same time and I turned so red!!! People looked at me and I was shocked! My instant reaction when I felt it come out was to tighten my butt so nothing else came out, and I ended up causing a leg...
    nightcreature15 nightcreature15
    18-21, M
    Feb 13, 2015

    How's The Weather?

    Well this story is about this one time I had a mega crush on a guy who took an English course with me. I see him coming towards me one day and when he goes and says hi to me I suddenly say "So hows the weather? Cause it's pretty humid out here." As I'm saying that I start pushing...
    sankew sankew
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jul 20, 2013

    Okay so I know that this happens to ALL girls.

    Most guys don't understand that every once in a while toilet paper sticks when you wipe. It's just the way it is. Well I was with my bf at my house and we were messing around and I wasn't expecting it at all but he went down on me and when he finished there was little pieces on...
    2p35jmr44 2p35jmr44
    18-21, F
    1 Response Feb 17, 2015

    I Lost A Bet With My Older Sister.

    So yeah I lost a bet with my older sister and we made a bet on a wwe match and it she don't even watch it so I thought it would have been an easy win. So I agreed with any thing. It was if she lost then she would have to ask her friends out and all go skinny dipping but if I lost...
    wolfmaster101 wolfmaster101
    26-30, M
    1 Response Nov 3, 2013

    One time when I was a freshman we were learning

    about organisms, and I said ****** instead. And everyone laughed at me..
    Kamberxo Kamberxo
    18-21, F
    1 Response Dec 13, 2014

    FAIL! One time I had a little fight with my

    best friend and she was upset. The next day,when I went to the bus station I saw her standing there but I could only see her back. So I wanted to apologize and rushed over there and hugged her from behind. But she wasn't hugging me back or said anything so I thought she was...
    vivline vivline
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Dec 14, 2013

    So I don't really know what to do .

    I've just **** my pants fully. I was in the car with my boyfriend and we were literally pulling into the drive and I just couldn't hold it anymore and started going right there so naturally I sprinted out of the car and into the house but I clearly didn't make it and finished...
    thedaggertattoo thedaggertattoo
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 4, 2015

    When I younger I had a crush on my friends

    older sister. Me being a lite kid would say whatever came to mind so I just said "I think your hit cause I saw your boobies". I never went back over there, she laughed but I don't remember her dad being very happy about it.
    persononinternet persononinternet
    18-21, M
    Jan 11, 2014

    So I realized how girly I've become over the

    past couple of years...I was just looking at shoes instead of watching football... .-. My tomboyishness is fading...NOOOOOOO :'((((
    AwkwardTomboy AwkwardTomboy
    18-21, F
    1 Response Aug 14, 2015

    Killing My Date

    One day after school, this really hot guy that I've had a crush on came up to me and started talking to me. I haven't talked to him very much so I was way excited. He asked me if I would hang out with him that weekend. That Friday I hung out at his house with some of his friends...
    Stacy8989 Stacy8989
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Jul 21, 2010

    So it was a cold winter day at school

    and I had 2 hours until my next class started.. I decided to go into a classroom where there was no one there and ********** while I watched ****. I thought that if I went to the back of the class no one from the hallway would see me but boy was I wrong. I began doing my...
    Toocrazy4u Toocrazy4u
    14 Responses Mar 27, 2014

    It was my sweet 16 and I had my birthday at my

    sisters house which has a big pool in the backyard. I was trying to impress a cute boy by doing a perfect swan dive into the pool and I totally belly-flopped into the pool! To make matters worse, my mom rushed into the pool saying ‘oh my poor baby, are you ok? oh honey, are...
    BeautifulDayDream BeautifulDayDream
    26-30, F
    Nov 9, 2014

    It's been a long time

    since I've been able to go out since my car accident but I finally was able to go see the new Hunger Games movie with my gf Ruby. It was kinda tiring walking on crutches that far of a distance but I was fine. Anyways the movie was great and I had a great time with her. Except...
    deleted deleted
    Nov 20, 2015

    I have a really embarrassing problem its

    started recently and I don't know what to do about it.
    Angel1733 Angel1733
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Jul 18, 2015

    Darn polkadot bra! I was in a rush to go pick

    up a prescription for my earache and didn't even look in the mirror until I got home... Only to discover that my bra showed through my top a little more than expected.
    Orangerocket Orangerocket
    36-40, F
    11 Responses Aug 7, 2015

    I admitted to having schizophrenia on Facebook

    and I don't know how people will react to me now. I'm scared.
    ParanoidGirl ParanoidGirl
    1 Response Dec 26, 2015

    I once dived into the deep end of the public

    swimming pool thinking I was pretty cool. I resurfaced to cheers from pals in the pool. Felt pretty good about it. Until one of them held up a pair of shorts. I joined in the laughter. Until I realised they were mine!!!!
    picklebobble picklebobble
    51-55, M
    Jan 10, 2015
    Helloxkittyx14 Helloxkittyx14
    18-21, F
    19 Responses Mar 18, 2016

    One time I "bedwet" in class I fell asleep in

    one of my classes from having very little sleep the night before and I have constant problems with bedwetting in the middle of the night. Apparently this translates over into sleeping in class too because I woke up with everyone staring at me and my skirt being soaked surrounded...
    deleted deleted
    7 Responses Apr 19, 2015

    I you don't like this post don't comment on it.

    I always embarrass myself no matter how hard I try not to. It's because I'm so gullible, people constantly take advantage of me as well.
    Casualdeviant02 Casualdeviant02
    18-21, T
    May 9, 2015

    Today I had the pleasure of meeting the police

    chief. My sister likes his brother, so I had to be forced to play wingman. He was a nice man. There was only one problem that apparently I'm the only one noticing. The man had the nastiest thing hanging from his nose. There are three of us at this table with him and no one...
    cmyk323 cmyk323
    41-45, F
    4 Responses Aug 16, 2015

    Terrible. About a few weeks ago I was chatting

    with a friend on yahoo messenger. Just casual talk, getting to know one another. It was still morning and I was in the kitchen in my nightgown with my son and a few of his friends upstairs (they are all around 11, good friends with the parents who live in the neighborhood. I...
    DebbieSoles DebbieSoles
    41-45, F
    38 Responses Jul 31, 2014


    One day my cousin dared me to go skinny dipping with her. It was something we usually did at night. Since we were the only ones home I didn't see any harm in it. Plus we had a fence around our yard so no one would see, right? Well, we were wrong. As soon as we walked outside...
    silencedsilver silencedsilver
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Feb 16, 2008

    So today I go to the high school to take my

    concussion exam for x country, but then when I go to the computer, it ******* broke. Out of 150 people in there, my computer is the only one that broke. Then not a single other one was working, and I was told I could just go home. Lol it was hilarious but embarrassing at the...
    deleted deleted
    Aug 14, 2014

    Well, i joined this site

    because I found some people that had similar experiences to mine. So My story has to do with my embarrassing moments of what I do when I drink. Last night, I had way too much, and I ****** up. I talked **** to my best friend, and creeped out a girl I was really interested in. I...
    Ecnfl Ecnfl
    22-25, M
    May 17, 2015

    My new boyfriend had taken me away

    for a couple of nights to celebrate my birthday. It was January so pretty cold and wet. We decided to go for a walk from our country hotel to find a nice pub for lunch. I was wearing a black duffel type coat, dark grey skinny jeans, a new pair of black ballet pumps, and as it...
    jo82 jo82
    18-21, F
    Mar 16, 2016

    10 minutes before yoga I grabbed a handful of

    mints and ate them...was extremely hungry...well they must of screwed with my stomach because through the whole yoga time my stomach was making large growls like a rabid lion in a cage... I noticed that people were looking around to see where that noise was coming from...I hid...
    deleted deleted
    Apr 8, 2015

    Poop In Pants, Ever?

    The title says it all i pooped my pants today. sorry :(:(:(:( i am super embarassed because i didnt find out intil AFTER school!
    scabs scabs
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Apr 14, 2008
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