I Enjoy a Good Oxymoron

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    Seriously Funny

    Fun with words has some good ones.
    BeTheBestMe BeTheBestMe
    36-40, F
    1 Response Dec 8, 2008

    No Offence Intended!

    My favourite three: Military Intelligence, Conservative Party, American style. (no offence intended!)
    TheLuckyHobo TheLuckyHobo
    31-35, M
    Jun 30, 2009

    68 Inch Slim Fits Jeans

    i work with a dude ( he is the supervisor actually) who stands five feet seven inches tall and weighs three hundred approximate pounds. any ways he has a pair of tapered jeans. and thats what gets me as funny. being that corpulent and having the audacity to walk into  the...
    2stepshiva 2stepshiva
    Nov 4, 2008

    Oxi Moron?

    That would be Billy Mays. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SabRvYb0eE
    deleted deleted
    24 Responses Oct 9, 2008

    Think It Funny How People Use

    them in everyday talk. Jumbo Shrimp is the first Army Inteligence Smart Blonde - (Just kidding FG but you know the stereotype)  She has it as one of her experiences. Straight Lawyer Political Promise Something for nothing Easy forms Hot water heater. The list goes...
    mtvlm mtvlm
    41-45, M
    Mar 20, 2009

    Authentic Happiness

    A doctor I recently read about, wrote about something I hadn't contemplated in a while: authenticity in happiness. I don't know about sustained authentic happiness, but as moments of joy go, I can recognize and savor it.  When one of my children cuddle up with me to watch a...
    Bananafone Bananafone
    46-50, F
    1 Response May 19, 2009


    "Innocent fungirl" was suggested by 12BNude.... Or how about "honest politician" or "truth in advertising."  I am so sick of all the rhetoric this political season.  Oh yes I am going to vote but I am thinking of starting a bullsh*t...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    19 Responses Oct 13, 2008

    Non-Dairy Creamer

    Agree to disagree Eyes wide shut Chili   ...just a thought.
    heavensloss heavensloss
    22-25, F
    1 Response Oct 23, 2008


        i do enjoy a good oxymoron . like we can't do 2nd party alchol sales .but we can't tell them that they can  go back get a think of bud then come back and give it to there friend .
    deleted deleted
    Aug 6, 2009

    Story Of My Life

    Clearly confused tragic comedy.
    RedDust RedDust
    41-45, F
    Nov 14, 2012

    BitterSweet Mammaries

    My dear old Dad introduced me to the delights of the oxymoronic, For me the penny dropped, when during the 'Three Day Weeks' of the early seventies caused by union greed and stupidity, anyone trying to enter buildings and places of work for essential safety maintenance or...
    Cherpee Cherpee
    51-55, M
    1 Response Apr 19, 2009
    SapphicMinion SapphicMinion
    Aug 2, 2015

    Oxymorons Song

    I didn't know where to put this song on, so since it's an oxymoron in itself, I will put it on here.  I heard it back in 98 when i was in my first year of college, and It's pretty funny.    here it is   Oxymorons song by Larry weaver (Intro) Sure...
    Th3D0ct0r Th3D0ct0r
    1 Response Aug 28, 2009

    Saw This On A "t" Shirt

    Why is the word "abbreviated" so long???
    mtvlm mtvlm
    41-45, M
    2 Responses Apr 13, 2010

    An Oxymoron Is Great

    but I have to say there's nothing wrong with a stupid cow.
    penguinswon penguinswon
    5 Responses Oct 12, 2008

    Unequalled Bliss

    There is a town in Idaho by the name of Bliss.  And in this town there is a service station which advertises: "Bliss Stinker Station.  Clean Restrooms."  
    jjfranz63 jjfranz63
    41-45, M
    1 Response Dec 2, 2008


    Pretty Ugly is a good one but I love Organized Chaos and think it's one of my fav's. Oh I also like Living Dead and my very favorite is "Cruel Kindness" *giggles*
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality
    36-40, F
    Dec 27, 2008
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