I didn't know where to put this song on, so since it's an oxymoron in itself, I will put it on here. I heard it back in 98 when i was in my first year of college, and It's pretty funny.
here it is
Oxymorons song by Larry weaver
A doctor I recently read about, wrote about something I hadn't contemplated in a while: authenticity in happiness. I don't know about sustained authentic happiness, but as moments of joy go, I can recognize and savor it.
When one of my children cuddle up with me to watch a...
My dear old Dad introduced me to the delights of the oxymoronic,
For me the penny dropped, when during the 'Three Day Weeks' of the early seventies caused by union greed and stupidity, anyone trying to enter buildings and places of work for essential safety maintenance or...
them in everyday talk.
Jumbo Shrimp is the first
Smart Blonde - (Just kidding FG but you know the stereotype) She has it as one of her experiences.
Something for nothing
Hot water heater.
The list goes...
"Innocent fungirl" was suggested by 12BNude.... Or how about "honest politician" or "truth in advertising." I am so sick of all the rhetoric this political season. Oh yes I am going to vote but I am thinking of starting a bullsh*t...
i work with a dude ( he is the supervisor actually) who stands five feet seven inches tall and weighs three hundred approximate pounds.
any ways he has a pair of tapered jeans. and thats what gets me as funny.
being that corpulent and having the audacity to walk into the...