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I Enjoy A Taste Of Sarcasm

it gives me a giggle 1,918 People

    I Love You Guys

    You guys are really the best ... honestly love,just some drunk guy
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 11, 2011

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    Mmmmm....

    ...*smack smack* *chomp chomp* Yummm...very acidic...want some?
    Tuva Tuva 31-35, M Apr 26, 2011

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    Awww so in all those love stories,

    the boy who pursues the girl gets the girl....after she is done playing hard to get. How sweet....how alluring.....how perfect an ending. Damsel in distress, here comes the knight in shining armor, puffing out his chest heroically, his horse galloping, wishing it had something...
    shaandar shaandar 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 8

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    Life

    Well this is my first "story"! Well I'm a female, my boyfriend is Confusing me, and I still need to finish my homework! Damn, well atleast I've gots the besets friends to help me out. I'll post again later! Bye!
    Catstale Catstale 13-15, F May 1, 2011

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    Sarcasm

    I find that instant messaging and texting in general is not good for me. I can be quite sarcastic, and it gets lost/misunderstood when not spoken..... Sigh.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Oct 16, 2011

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    Ambition

    Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
    freezywater freezywater 41-45, M Mar 27, 2013

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    I <333 Sarcasm ^^

    I love sarcasm. I use it all the time in my daily life, which sometimes make me sound like a smart *** (at least thats what all my friends tell me) Luckily I only use my sarcasm to those that I am very close to because I can get out of hand with it sometimes. But I think sarcasm...
    Lady808 Lady808 18-21, F Jul 7, 2011

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    why not be inteligent

    and throw some sarcasm out there...it is fun :)
    4biandu 4biandu 26-30, F Jun 2

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    Not 2 B Mean Though

    I enjoy a bit of sarcasm, if it directed with a light heart. no intension of pain. I was taught by my mother how to be sarcastic and smile while doing it, I need to start laughing more and stop being so freaking serious about life...geez it is only what another few centuries...
    tmmarion tmmarion 41-45, F 1 Response Oct 5, 2010

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    jacithepanda jacithepanda 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 6

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    Advance Apology.

    If you don't understand/can't appreciate sarcasm, me and you are not going to get along.
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 6, 2010

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    Sarcy

    Well how can we avoid an nice opportunity to get back at someone. You have put up with that person and his comments and innuendos long enough. Seeing an open goal it will be nice to plant one in the top left hand corner of the net. I love to get back with a snappy sarcy comment...
    HardingP119 HardingP119 36-40, M Feb 8, 2013

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    theGreatGman3 theGreatGman3 18-21, M Jun 11

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    Yep, And This Is Why I Will Never...

    be a Walmart greeter.  from www.openfreak.com/my-1st-day-of-employment/ So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day…. About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive...
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses Nov 23, 2010

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    I'll always put on a pretty face and give u a pretty taste. I'll lie back and let u taste it all u want. run my fingers through ur hair as u get ur taste. And when ur done ill get...
    000SadisticBitch000 000SadisticBitch000 31-35, F 4 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    I find more and more people that use sarcasm to converse with each other. Using truths to make a joke. Dont we have enough tough life lessons in life that we dont need people to...
    LadyJunebug LadyJunebug 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 12

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    I am a Russian man and I would like to share a story about my life. When I was 7 years old, I began to go to school. I was surrounded by my parents, my maternal grandfather and his...
    alexalan alexalan 51-55, M 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    If you don't get sarcasm, follow these simple steps that will definitely help you understand it easily: Die
    ThePinkP0werRanger ThePinkP0werRanger 26-30, F 3 Responses Aug 20

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    based on my experiences with not only annoying people but ******** and *******, I've realized that sarcasm is the most effective weapon against them. That, and not taking their...
    Ichilicious Ichilicious 26-30, M 1 day ago

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    It's strange, but i like so many different kinds of music it'd be easier to say what i don't like. And even so among the same genres i don't like everything. Weird weird tastes...
    jafetgx jafetgx 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 20

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    Sitara-i-Imtiaz ~ RESHMA.Reshma Jee, (1947 - 3 November 2013) IS a renowned folk singer of Pakistan, who IS also very popular in India. She still has and will always continue to...
    mejj mejj 36-40, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    I used to love the classic tastes like chocolate, pizza and spaghetti bolognese, but now I crave the Italian zabaione, the bruschetta and Indian curry!!!
    soussy soussy 31-35, F Aug 10

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    I dont like the taste of beer too but that smell is the worst :8
    fauxlady fauxlady 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 16

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    What a saying. Rattlesnake applies. Wet groin applies. So many things get said to mimic it. One person who was my client said it all. Shoes. Paper plates...
    Livyn4pals Livyn4pals 46-50, M 4 days ago

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    I think chicken tastes like chicken.
    Ellyhi Ellyhi 13-15, F 4 days ago

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    I taste like a deep fried pickle chicken. Bawk.
    thelonerinyourbed thelonerinyourbed 70+, T 4 days ago

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    I taste just like candy!!!!!!!!!!!
    BeauteFloue BeauteFloue 22-25, F 7 Responses 4 days ago

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    I enjoy those conversations that get you thinking and are enjoyable. I enjoy deep and intimate conversations where everything is on the table and the two participants trust each...
    Winbu Winbu 16-17, M 2 Responses Aug 17

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    I enjoy having a drink occasionally with friends / colleagues. No I don't drink very often so when I do I like to enjoy myself... What makes this difficult is having a partner...
    Mysticme Mysticme 26-30, F Aug 1

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    I don't consider myself to be much of a romantic anymore, regarding people or life in general. However, once in a while, I will read or watch something that feels very romantic to...
    FrozenGuy FrozenGuy 51-55, M 4 Responses Aug 3

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    Its true I do enjoy getting to know different people through the web.. I enjoy talking and sharing things to get a better understanding of them
    justtheloner justtheloner 22-25, M 3 Responses Aug 3

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    I enjoy cooking too. I haven't been cooking lately been busy with school but the stuff I enjoy cooking are Italian, Mexican. I've also tried making these Thai spring rolls with...
    hartbri12 hartbri12 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 8

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    I enjoy the smell of rain. The somehow fresh, cool air in my lungs. The invigorating sensation you get after taking a deep breath; like you can get through the most arduous...
    SquaredA SquaredA 18-21, F Aug 15

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    Before I start, I want to thank everyone who's commented on the stories and given them a like. To recap for those of you who haven't read the first parts to this story, apart from...
    ChloePawson ChloePawson 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 21

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    Thumbin’ Through The Past. Someone once asked me what kinds of music I liked and I replied that I could enjoy just about anything as long as it’s played and performed...
    Steffi97 Steffi97 16-17, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    I do enjoy it, but not when there are some real idiots on the road, don't try road rage with me. And the slow drivers? Oooooomg -.-
    Benni5 Benni5 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 1

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    I am enjoying myself even though I'm doing very little, or does that just sound like denial?
    HelterSkelter1 HelterSkelter1 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 2

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    I keep journals and have different ones for different purposes. I keep a dream journal because I dream every night and if I don't write it down as soon as I wake up I will forget...
    didyouseethat didyouseethat 41-45, F 1 Response Aug 3

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    I've always enjoyed helping others in need. I was never the type to ask for help because I liked doing things independently.
    becuuh becuuh 16-17, F 2 Responses Aug 3

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    I have been a smoker for almost five years. Even though I am fully aware of the health risks I use cigarettes as a way to get temporarily release from the every-day stress we all...
    lilysworld lilysworld 18-21, F 7 Responses Aug 4

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    When my nips fall out, i just enjoy the moment or two before i scoop the little puppies back inside where they belong:)
    promqueen2002 promqueen2002 26-30, F 6 Responses Aug 5

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    This story isn't to people that are clinically depressed, because that is a whole different side than what I'm talking about. So I really enjoy helping people. Making them happy...
    Wynnieskye Wynnieskye 16-17, F 5 Responses Aug 5

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    Life is Like a Cup Of Coffee. A group of alumni,highly established in their careers,got together to visit their old university professor...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 5 Responses Aug 6

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    I really enjoy helping others tremendously when I can. The blessings will come back at you ten fold. I have had some great experiences with family and friends.
    bethanyinusa bethanyinusa 36-40, F 6 Responses Aug 6

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    I was taught from an early age to help others. Especially those less fortunate and I was told even though I may not receive anything in return that I will be blessed in the end. So...
    transglat transglat 31-35, T 1 Response Aug 6

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    I discovered this website while trying to find a way to vent about problems in life. I'm very happy i found it because i'm connecting with different people left and right and...
    jagart01 jagart01 18-21, M Aug 7

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    I enjoy communicating, but I get a little bored with inane banter. If a conversation has depth you can learn a lot from so person, about themselves and their perceptions on life...
    Lecuyer90 Lecuyer90 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 8

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    I've always loved to cook and sometimes I get very involved. For example, last weekend I roasted a whole lamb for friends. After the party I found myself wondering... why do I...
    Azakkary Azakkary 31-35, M 2 Responses Aug 8

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    I love cooking a lot of people I know use a lot of frozen foods to feed there family's I enjoy nothing more than good home cooked food dinners, stews, soups, pies, this is home...
    rayventempest rayventempest 36-40, F 2 Responses