Post
Experience Project iOS Android Apps | Download EP for your Mobile Device

I Enjoy A Taste Of Sarcasm

it gives me a giggle 2,041 People

    Yep, And This Is Why I Will Never...

    be a Walmart greeter.  from www.openfreak.com/my-1st-day-of-employment/ So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day…. About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive...
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses Nov 23, 2010

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Sarcasm

    I find that instant messaging and texting in general is not good for me. I can be quite sarcastic, and it gets lost/misunderstood when not spoken..... Sigh.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Oct 16, 2011

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Life

    Well this is my first "story"! Well I'm a female, my boyfriend is Confusing me, and I still need to finish my homework! Damn, well atleast I've gots the besets friends to help me out. I'll post again later! Bye!
    Catstale Catstale 13-15, F May 1, 2011

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I <333 Sarcasm ^^

    I love sarcasm. I use it all the time in my daily life, which sometimes make me sound like a smart *** (at least thats what all my friends tell me) Luckily I only use my sarcasm to those that I am very close to because I can get out of hand with it sometimes. But I think sarcasm...
    Lady808 Lady808 18-21, F Jul 7, 2011

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Ambition

    Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
    freezywater freezywater 41-45, M Mar 27, 2013

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Awww so in all those love stories,

    the boy who pursues the girl gets the girl....after she is done playing hard to get. How sweet....how alluring.....how perfect an ending. Damsel in distress, here comes the knight in shining armor, puffing out his chest heroically, his horse galloping, wishing it had something...
    shaandar shaandar 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 8, 2014

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Sarcy

    Well how can we avoid an nice opportunity to get back at someone. You have put up with that person and his comments and innuendos long enough. Seeing an open goal it will be nice to plant one in the top left hand corner of the net. I love to get back with a snappy sarcy comment...
    HardingP119 HardingP119 36-40, M Feb 8, 2013

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Like I don't get people,

    you can clearly see from my profile my age range but still you talk to me and ask me my age and then you say that you're too old. Like get your cheese whiz together people
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 16

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Mmmmm....

    ...*smack smack* *chomp chomp* Yummm...very acidic...want some?
    Tuva Tuva 31-35, M Apr 26, 2011

    Your Response

    Cancel

    why not be inteligent

    and throw some sarcasm out there...it is fun :)
    4biandu 4biandu 31-35, F Jun 2, 2014

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Sarcasm may be the lowest form of wit,

    but it's amazing and I love it. Well, I love it if it's me that is being sarcastic
    musicislife00 musicislife00 16-17, F Oct 11, 2014

    Your Response

    Cancel
    jacithepanda jacithepanda 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 6, 2014

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I Love You Guys

    You guys are really the best ... honestly love,just some drunk guy
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 11, 2011

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I am so attracted to guys

    who can handle my sarcasm and then dish it right back out to me...
    Missmini5 Missmini5 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 9

    Your Response

    Cancel
    theGreatGman3 theGreatGman3 18-21, M Jun 11, 2014

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Advance Apology.

    If you don't understand/can't appreciate sarcasm, me and you are not going to get along.
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 6, 2010

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Not 2 B Mean Though

    I enjoy a bit of sarcasm, if it directed with a light heart. no intension of pain. I was taught by my mother how to be sarcastic and smile while doing it, I need to start laughing more and stop being so freaking serious about life...geez it is only what another few centuries...
    tmmarion tmmarion 41-45, F 1 Response Oct 5, 2010

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I love to make jokes

    and be sarcastic when someone is talking to me.
    dashuria dashuria 16-17, F Oct 11, 2014

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Sarcasm is a wonderful thing

    when used occasionally. Use it too often and you are never taken seriously.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Oct 14, 2014

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Lee124 Lee124 36-40, F 1 Response Oct 11, 2014

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Related Experiences

    People say I do but really, I consider my tastes average. I like to shop mostly at Ralph Lauren, Burberry, and Lacoste but that's average in my opinion. I also go out every Sunday...
    ricke3 ricke3 18-21, M 1 day ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I would not trade my music tastes for any money in the world.
    TOR0NTOguy TOR0NTOguy 22-25, M 2 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    well I like to eat Asian food at my friends house because there food taste more better.
    carlos634 carlos634 18-21, M 6 Responses 3 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I love being naked in my garden enjoy the sun , mow my lawn and doing any gardening that needs doing . I also enjoy being naked in the country side nothing better .
    nakednudist nakednudist 46-50, M 5 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I enjoy talking to others about things that shift my perspective a bit. I love having my opinions and views challenged, forcing me to really think about where they stem from and...
    AcousticSoul17 AcousticSoul17 16-17, F 5 Responses Jul 21

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I want to touch her with my mouth. I want to taste her with my mouth. I want to feel her with my mouth. I want to please her with my mouth.
    TheCunylinguist TheCunylinguist 41-45, F Jul 21

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I would enjoy to have a nice conversation with someone close to my age(16) to get to know each other and stuff
    thefeds thefeds 16-17, M 4 Responses Jul 21

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I was always a fat kid, suffering all the jabs that are common to that situation. Met someone else in college who was fat, and we decided to just give over to it and see where it...
    adamassive adamassive 36-40, M 2 Responses Jul 20

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I enjoy chatting and sky ping I am very fit and don't mind bbws
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 20

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I have to say it's quiet rare, but on occasion I switch to receive rather than give. The last time was a few days ago. I was with a friend, we've only known each other for a short...
    sexyspanker sexyspanker 41-45, M 3 Responses Jul 20

    Your Response

    Cancel
    This story takes place when I was 18. Part 2Back in Part 1 of this story, I talk about how I forgot to bring my bathing suit to my swimming class. I recommend you read part 1 first...
    MissChatBot MissChatBot 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 20

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I love my girly side. I feel so free and relaxed when I'm enjoying this side of my life.
    michaellaxcd michaellaxcd 56-60, M 1 Response Jul 20

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I enjoy cooking and eating good food
    allychef allychef 36-40, M Jul 20

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I have really been enjoying the meals I have been coming up with lately. I never enjoyed cooking because I only saw it as a necessary evil. Now I see it as a creative outlet.
    ladyjaneb ladyjaneb 41-45, F 2 Responses Jul 19

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Its rare i get into one of these talks i truly enjoy talking to like minded and different minded people. Im very open minded and cherish the conversation. Who knows may learn...
    Averageguy41011 Averageguy41011 41-45, M 1 Response Jul 19

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Thought I should creat this group. Seems there is none or I didn't search the correct way. Any who eSports is really growing with all these competitive games now that have become...
    LAlbertoG LAlbertoG 22-25, M Jul 18

    Your Response

    Cancel
    While I do enjoy writing these stories and getting into full details about what was worn or how it made me feel it seems too much of that gets your true or fictional stories...
    amandatrane1 amandatrane1 51-55, T Jul 18

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I was looking for a movie to watch on Netflix tonight. The movie 'Toast' came up on movie suggestions I may like - and seeing it had Helena Bonham Carter in it, I pressed play...
    GypsyMiss GypsyMiss 36-40, F 2 Responses Jul 18

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I am often surprised how many married women enjoy having their lover take them without a condom. At first each of married lovers wanted to use condoms but by out third or fourth...
    funtimes1969 funtimes1969 41-45, M 4 Responses Jul 18

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I do enjoy it but the unhealthy foods are what I eat the most tbh. I'm starting a new diet tomorrow because schools coming up and I gained 20 pounds that I lost so. No cookies...
    DustyCrystals DustyCrystals 16-17, F Jul 17

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Previously was married and with our careers, my husband and I would sometimes go a week or more without seeing each other. With his, and my, sex drives, this caused for some steamy...
    deleted deleted 26-30 16 Responses Jul 17

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I am not here for any sexual enjoyment, fulfillment, or anything else from either a male or female pervert. I do not give a damn about your age either.
    singlefemaleatlake singlefemaleatlake 51-55, F 3 Responses Jul 17

    Your Response

    Cancel
    For the past 22 years I have been a sub. Recently I have been exploring my dominant side. I didn't know I had one really until a friend asked me to help him out. I was to be the...
    seyelence seyelence 41-45, F 4 Responses Jul 16

    Your Response

    Cancel
    In nyc the buses and trains get really crowded. Females aren't usually the ones to grope but old ladies are more likely and I don't mind. I know they love a man with a bubble butt...