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    Mmmmm.... - ...*smack smack* *chomp chomp* Yummm...very acidic...want some?
    Tuva Tuva 31-35, M Apr 26, 2011

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    Not 2 B Mean Though - I enjoy a bit of sarcasm, if it directed with a light heart. no intension of pain. I was taught by my mother how to be sarcastic and smile while doing it, I...
    tmmarion tmmarion 41-45, F 1 Response Oct 5, 2010

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    I <333 Sarcasm ^^ - I love sarcasm. I use it all the time in my daily life, which sometimes make me sound like a smart *** (at least thats what all my friends tell me) Luckily I...
    Lady808 Lady808 18-21, F Jul 7, 2011

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    The Taste Of A Woman - Your tongue glides between the womans ***** lips, and you lap up some of her sweet nectar. The taste is so erotically sweet, and it automatically hardens...
    juicyboy21 juicyboy21 22-25, M 10 Responses Oct 25, 2011

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    Advance Apology. - If you don't understand/can't appreciate sarcasm, me and you are not going to get along.
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 6, 2010

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    Sarcy - Well how can we avoid an nice opportunity to get back at someone. You have put up with that person and his comments and innuendos long enough. Seeing an open goal it will...
    HardingP119 HardingP119 36-40, M Feb 8, 2013

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    Awww so in all those love stories, the boy who pursues the girl gets the girl....after she is done playing hard to get. How sweet....how alluring.....how perfect an ending...
    shaandar shaandar 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 8

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    Yep, And This Is Why I Will Never... - be a Walmart greeter.  from www.openfreak.com/my-1st-day-of-employment/ So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a...
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