I Enjoy A Taste Of Sarcasm

it gives me a giggle 2,017 People

    Lee124 Lee124
    41-45, F
    1 Response Oct 11, 2014

    Like I don't get people,

    you can clearly see from my profile my age range but still you talk to me and ask me my age and then you say that you're too old. Like get your cheese whiz together people
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    May 16, 2015
    jacithepanda jacithepanda
    13-15, F
    1 Response Jun 6, 2014

    I was hoping for a battle of wits,

    but he appears to be unarmed
    Unsatisfiedstace2 Unsatisfiedstace2
    46-50, F
    3 Responses Jan 1

    Ambition

    Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
    freezywater freezywater
    41-45, M
    Mar 27, 2013

    Yep, And This Is Why I Will Never...

    be a Walmart greeter.  from www.openfreak.com/my-1st-day-of-employment/ So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day…. About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    7 Responses Nov 23, 2010
    theGreatGman3 theGreatGman3
    18-21, M
    Jun 11, 2014

    I love to make jokes

    and be sarcastic when someone is talking to me.
    dashuria dashuria
    16-17, F
    Oct 11, 2014

    why not be inteligent

    and throw some sarcasm out there...it is fun :)
    4biandu 4biandu
    31-35, F
    Jun 2, 2014

    I Love You Guys

    You guys are really the best ... honestly love,just some drunk guy
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jan 11, 2011

    Sarcasm is a wonderful thing

    when used occasionally. Use it too often and you are never taken seriously.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Oct 14, 2014

    I am so attracted to guys

    who can handle my sarcasm and then dish it right back out to me...
    Missmini5 Missmini5
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 9, 2015

    Not 2 B Mean Though

    I enjoy a bit of sarcasm, if it directed with a light heart. no intension of pain. I was taught by my mother how to be sarcastic and smile while doing it, I need to start laughing more and stop being so freaking serious about life...geez it is only what another few centuries...
    tmmarion tmmarion
    41-45, F
    1 Response Oct 5, 2010

    Mmmmm....

    ...*smack smack* *chomp chomp* Yummm...very acidic...want some?
    Tuva Tuva
    31-35, M
    Apr 26, 2011

    Sarcy

    Well how can we avoid an nice opportunity to get back at someone. You have put up with that person and his comments and innuendos long enough. Seeing an open goal it will be nice to plant one in the top left hand corner of the net. I love to get back with a snappy sarcy comment...
    HardingP119 HardingP119
    36-40, M
    Feb 8, 2013

    Sarcasm

    I find that instant messaging and texting in general is not good for me. I can be quite sarcastic, and it gets lost/misunderstood when not spoken..... Sigh.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Oct 16, 2011

    Me...today..... 10 minutes into my work day

    and I start using "****" like a comma. Chances it will happen again tomorrow are likely as well...
    Unsatisfiedstace2 Unsatisfiedstace2
    46-50, F
    4 Responses Jan 25

    Life

    Well this is my first "story"! Well I'm a female, my boyfriend is Confusing me, and I still need to finish my homework! Damn, well atleast I've gots the besets friends to help me out. I'll post again later! Bye!
    Catstale Catstale
    13-15, F
    May 1, 2011

    "Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to

    hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip"
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jan 20

    Awww so in all those love stories,

    the boy who pursues the girl gets the girl....after she is done playing hard to get. How sweet....how alluring.....how perfect an ending. Damsel in distress, here comes the knight in shining armor, puffing out his chest heroically, his horse galloping, wishing it had something...
    shaandar shaandar
    31-35, F
    1 Response Jan 8, 2014

    Men fall in love in what they see.

    Woman - in what they hear. That's why women got used to wear make-up while men say lies....
    Girlinaclouds Girlinaclouds
    31-35, F
    Oct 11, 2015

    I <333 Sarcasm ^^

    I love sarcasm. I use it all the time in my daily life, which sometimes make me sound like a smart *** (at least thats what all my friends tell me) Luckily I only use my sarcasm to those that I am very close to because I can get out of hand with it sometimes. But I think sarcasm...
    Lady808 Lady808
    18-21, F
    Jul 7, 2011

    Advance Apology.

    If you don't understand/can't appreciate sarcasm, me and you are not going to get along.
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin
    22-25, F
    Oct 6, 2010

    Sarcasm may be the lowest form of wit,

    but it's amazing and I love it. Well, I love it if it's me that is being sarcastic
    musicislife00 musicislife00
    16-17, F
    Oct 11, 2014
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