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I Enjoy A Taste Of Sarcasm

it gives me a giggle 1,911 People

    Yep, And This Is Why I Will Never...

    be a Walmart greeter.  from www.openfreak.com/my-1st-day-of-employment/ So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day…. About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive...
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses Nov 23, 2010

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    Ambition

    Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
    freezywater freezywater 41-45, M Mar 27, 2013

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    I <333 Sarcasm ^^

    I love sarcasm. I use it all the time in my daily life, which sometimes make me sound like a smart *** (at least thats what all my friends tell me) Luckily I only use my sarcasm to those that I am very close to because I can get out of hand with it sometimes. But I think sarcasm...
    Lady808 Lady808 18-21, F Jul 7, 2011

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    I Love You Guys

    You guys are really the best ... honestly love,just some drunk guy
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 11, 2011

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    jacithepanda jacithepanda 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 6

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    Not 2 B Mean Though

    I enjoy a bit of sarcasm, if it directed with a light heart. no intension of pain. I was taught by my mother how to be sarcastic and smile while doing it, I need to start laughing more and stop being so freaking serious about life...geez it is only what another few centuries...
    tmmarion tmmarion 41-45, F 1 Response Oct 5, 2010

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    Awww so in all those love stories,

    the boy who pursues the girl gets the girl....after she is done playing hard to get. How sweet....how alluring.....how perfect an ending. Damsel in distress, here comes the knight in shining armor, puffing out his chest heroically, his horse galloping, wishing it had something...
    shaandar shaandar 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 8

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    Life

    Well this is my first "story"! Well I'm a female, my boyfriend is Confusing me, and I still need to finish my homework! Damn, well atleast I've gots the besets friends to help me out. I'll post again later! Bye!
    Catstale Catstale 13-15, F May 1, 2011

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    Mmmmm....

    ...*smack smack* *chomp chomp* Yummm...very acidic...want some?
    Tuva Tuva 31-35, M Apr 26, 2011

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    Sarcy

    Well how can we avoid an nice opportunity to get back at someone. You have put up with that person and his comments and innuendos long enough. Seeing an open goal it will be nice to plant one in the top left hand corner of the net. I love to get back with a snappy sarcy comment...
    HardingP119 HardingP119 36-40, M Feb 8, 2013

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    why not be inteligent

    and throw some sarcasm out there...it is fun :)
    4biandu 4biandu 26-30, F Jun 2

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    Sarcasm

    I find that instant messaging and texting in general is not good for me. I can be quite sarcastic, and it gets lost/misunderstood when not spoken..... Sigh.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Oct 16, 2011

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    Advance Apology.

    If you don't understand/can't appreciate sarcasm, me and you are not going to get along.
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 6, 2010

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    theGreatGman3 theGreatGman3 16-17, M Jun 11

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    Naty14 Naty14 13-15, F 4 Responses Jul 2

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    And now my dedicated poem to the world of sarcasm ^w^’ Brain: Is this sarcastic owO Hector: Let’s get her ^//w//^ *This is always the perfect opportunity to finish her off :{3...
    SquirrellyGal2493 SquirrellyGal2493 18-21 1 Response Jul 17

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    Sarcasm is not a turn on for me. I already have one person in my life who thinks that her fluent use of it some how makes her attractive or wanted more. It doesnt!!
    Workoutguy720 Workoutguy720 26-30, M 1 Response Jul 22

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    Well, isn't this just fancy. A "National" Sarcasm Society? Where's my prize then?
    JadedDivinity JadedDivinity 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Sarcasm does not equal wit or intelligence. People have multiple intelligences. Putting other people down in an ironic manner is not once of them.
    emiveritas emiveritas 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    I hate it when someone who doesn’t speak sarcasm has to comment and ruin my posts.
    PinkP0werRanger PinkP0werRanger 26-30, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Sarcasm is nice in small doses but I hate it after a certain point. I used to be the opposite. I used it constantly and everyone around me used it constantly. After awhile, the...
    fairytalesandspiderwebs fairytalesandspiderwebs 18-21, F 12 hrs ago

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