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I Enjoy A Taste Of Sarcasm

it gives me a giggle 2,022 People

    Awww so in all those love stories,

    the boy who pursues the girl gets the girl....after she is done playing hard to get. How sweet....how alluring.....how perfect an ending. Damsel in distress, here comes the knight in shining armor, puffing out his chest heroically, his horse galloping, wishing it had something...
    shaandar shaandar 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 8, 2014

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    Lee124 Lee124 36-40, F 1 Response Oct 11, 2014

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    I am so attracted to guys

    who can handle my sarcasm and then dish it right back out to me...
    Missmini5 Missmini5 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 9

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    I Love You Guys

    You guys are really the best ... honestly love,just some drunk guy
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 11, 2011

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    Sarcasm may be the lowest form of wit,

    but it's amazing and I love it. Well, I love it if it's me that is being sarcastic
    musicislife00 musicislife00 16-17, F Oct 11, 2014

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    why not be inteligent

    and throw some sarcasm out there...it is fun :)
    4biandu 4biandu 31-35, F Jun 2, 2014

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    Sarcasm

    I find that instant messaging and texting in general is not good for me. I can be quite sarcastic, and it gets lost/misunderstood when not spoken..... Sigh.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Oct 16, 2011

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    Life

    Well this is my first "story"! Well I'm a female, my boyfriend is Confusing me, and I still need to finish my homework! Damn, well atleast I've gots the besets friends to help me out. I'll post again later! Bye!
    Catstale Catstale 13-15, F May 1, 2011

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    Ambition

    Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
    freezywater freezywater 41-45, M Mar 27, 2013

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    Sarcasm is a wonderful thing

    when used occasionally. Use it too often and you are never taken seriously.
    johnny048 johnny048 46-50, M 2 Responses Oct 14, 2014

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    Mmmmm....

    ...*smack smack* *chomp chomp* Yummm...very acidic...want some?
    Tuva Tuva 31-35, M Apr 26, 2011

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    jacithepanda jacithepanda 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 6, 2014

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    I <333 Sarcasm ^^

    I love sarcasm. I use it all the time in my daily life, which sometimes make me sound like a smart *** (at least thats what all my friends tell me) Luckily I only use my sarcasm to those that I am very close to because I can get out of hand with it sometimes. But I think sarcasm...
    Lady808 Lady808 18-21, F Jul 7, 2011

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    Advance Apology.

    If you don't understand/can't appreciate sarcasm, me and you are not going to get along.
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 6, 2010

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    Not 2 B Mean Though

    I enjoy a bit of sarcasm, if it directed with a light heart. no intension of pain. I was taught by my mother how to be sarcastic and smile while doing it, I need to start laughing more and stop being so freaking serious about life...geez it is only what another few centuries...
    tmmarion tmmarion 41-45, F 1 Response Oct 5, 2010

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    theGreatGman3 theGreatGman3 18-21, M Jun 11, 2014

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    Like I don't get people,

    you can clearly see from my profile my age range but still you talk to me and ask me my age and then you say that you're too old. Like get your cheese whiz together people
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 16

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    I love to make jokes

    and be sarcastic when someone is talking to me.
    dashuria dashuria 16-17, F Oct 11, 2014

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    Sarcy

    Well how can we avoid an nice opportunity to get back at someone. You have put up with that person and his comments and innuendos long enough. Seeing an open goal it will be nice to plant one in the top left hand corner of the net. I love to get back with a snappy sarcy comment...
    HardingP119 HardingP119 36-40, M Feb 8, 2013

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    Yep, And This Is Why I Will Never...

    be a Walmart greeter.  from www.openfreak.com/my-1st-day-of-employment/ So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day…. About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive...
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses Nov 23, 2010

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    I just live for it. If i feel lonely i always use sarcasm on myself, it kinda helps, keeps my hopes up.
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    I love people looking at my wife and see seems to be starting to enjoy it too!
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    i just tasted my own ...it was like yukkkk