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I Enjoy A Taste Of Sarcasm

it gives me a giggle 1,921 People

    why not be inteligent

    and throw some sarcasm out there...it is fun :)
    4biandu 4biandu 26-30, F Jun 2

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    Yep, And This Is Why I Will Never...

    be a Walmart greeter.  from www.openfreak.com/my-1st-day-of-employment/ So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day…. About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive...
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses Nov 23, 2010

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    I <333 Sarcasm ^^

    I love sarcasm. I use it all the time in my daily life, which sometimes make me sound like a smart *** (at least thats what all my friends tell me) Luckily I only use my sarcasm to those that I am very close to because I can get out of hand with it sometimes. But I think sarcasm...
    Lady808 Lady808 18-21, F Jul 7, 2011

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    Sarcy

    Well how can we avoid an nice opportunity to get back at someone. You have put up with that person and his comments and innuendos long enough. Seeing an open goal it will be nice to plant one in the top left hand corner of the net. I love to get back with a snappy sarcy comment...
    HardingP119 HardingP119 36-40, M Feb 8, 2013

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    Advance Apology.

    If you don't understand/can't appreciate sarcasm, me and you are not going to get along.
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 6, 2010

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    Not 2 B Mean Though

    I enjoy a bit of sarcasm, if it directed with a light heart. no intension of pain. I was taught by my mother how to be sarcastic and smile while doing it, I need to start laughing more and stop being so freaking serious about life...geez it is only what another few centuries...
    tmmarion tmmarion 41-45, F 1 Response Oct 5, 2010

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    Ambition

    Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
    freezywater freezywater 41-45, M Mar 27, 2013

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    Sarcasm

    I find that instant messaging and texting in general is not good for me. I can be quite sarcastic, and it gets lost/misunderstood when not spoken..... Sigh.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Oct 16, 2011

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    I Love You Guys

    You guys are really the best ... honestly love,just some drunk guy
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 11, 2011

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    Mmmmm....

    ...*smack smack* *chomp chomp* Yummm...very acidic...want some?
    Tuva Tuva 31-35, M Apr 26, 2011

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    Life

    Well this is my first "story"! Well I'm a female, my boyfriend is Confusing me, and I still need to finish my homework! Damn, well atleast I've gots the besets friends to help me out. I'll post again later! Bye!
    Catstale Catstale 13-15, F May 1, 2011

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    Awww so in all those love stories,

    the boy who pursues the girl gets the girl....after she is done playing hard to get. How sweet....how alluring.....how perfect an ending. Damsel in distress, here comes the knight in shining armor, puffing out his chest heroically, his horse galloping, wishing it had something...
    shaandar shaandar 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 8

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    based on my experiences with not only annoying people but ******** and *******, I've realized that sarcasm is the most effective weapon against them. That, and not taking their...
    Ichilicious Ichilicious 26-30, M Aug 30

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    I'm at that level of sarcasm where people think I'm seriously stupid.
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    It's strange, but i like so many different kinds of music it'd be easier to say what i don't like. And even so among the same genres i don't like everything. Weird weird tastes...
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    I'll always put on a pretty face and give u a pretty taste. I'll lie back and let u taste it all u want. run my fingers through ur hair as u get ur taste. And when ur done ill get...
    SadisticBitch SadisticBitch 31-35, F 5 Responses Sep 1

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    Ny Quil is absolutely the worst-tasting medication I have ever used! My parents gave it to me for the first time when I was 14 years old, when I had a bad cold. I almost choked...
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    Livyn4pals Livyn4pals 46-50, M Aug 27

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    I think chicken tastes like chicken.
    Ellyhi Ellyhi 13-15, F Aug 27

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    I taste like a deep fried pickle chicken. Bawk.
    thelonerinyourbed thelonerinyourbed 70+, T Aug 27

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    I taste just like candy!!!!!!!!!!!
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    I did not enjoy growing up in Discovery Bay because it was too hot outside and theres nothing for kids to do. I never had a friend because no one here is friendly.
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    My cousin is 13 years old, and I taught him to go shirtless. After our first time swimming this summer, I didn't change back into my shirt. He asked if I lost mine, and I told him...
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    I do enjoy a wide range of music but I despise iggy azalea. Good God in heaven, she's awful. As in I'd better be a good person while here on Earth or I'll spend my time in Hell...
    ineedadrink ineedadrink 41-45, M 1 Response Aug 22

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    I enjoy 4-dimensional conversations. For example: people that can define words and context while talking. There are so many perspectives and situations that arguments, thoughts, or...
    colorstone colorstone 31-35, M Aug 22

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    Triangulate Triangulate 18-21, M Aug 23

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    Rather, I enjoy studying it--it completely baffles me, how little we know about our own existence.
    LEMONrelishthemusic LEMONrelishthemusic 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 23

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    Yes , I enjoy making love . I love having sex. But making love us so special to me. I go upstairs in the evening . I've already hinted to my, dare I say " partner " not partner as...
    JohnCrighton JohnCrighton 51-55, M 1 Response Aug 24

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    I'm screamed in the living room because I saw the sparkling of the eyes of the winner of Pinoy Big Brother. The one who really deserved to be won because of his amazing personality...
    Sharot27 Sharot27 18-21, F Aug 24

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    I have the sweetest neighbors. They have been married for 60 years. The wife is confined to a wheelchair now, and the husband is still healthy and spry. He enjoys working in his...
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    It's kinda fun. A surface of people's mind. A safe zone that won't drag you to go deeper. Doing so shall peril your life. So, it's enjoyable and innocent. Except those days...
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