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I Enjoy A Taste Of Sarcasm

it gives me a giggle 2,039 People

    Life

    Well this is my first "story"! Well I'm a female, my boyfriend is Confusing me, and I still need to finish my homework! Damn, well atleast I've gots the besets friends to help me out. I'll post again later! Bye!
    Catstale Catstale 13-15, F May 1, 2011

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    Like I don't get people,

    you can clearly see from my profile my age range but still you talk to me and ask me my age and then you say that you're too old. Like get your cheese whiz together people
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 16

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    jacithepanda jacithepanda 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 6, 2014

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    Sarcy

    Well how can we avoid an nice opportunity to get back at someone. You have put up with that person and his comments and innuendos long enough. Seeing an open goal it will be nice to plant one in the top left hand corner of the net. I love to get back with a snappy sarcy comment...
    HardingP119 HardingP119 36-40, M Feb 8, 2013

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    Yep, And This Is Why I Will Never...

    be a Walmart greeter.  from www.openfreak.com/my-1st-day-of-employment/ So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day…. About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive...
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses Nov 23, 2010

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    why not be inteligent

    and throw some sarcasm out there...it is fun :)
    4biandu 4biandu 31-35, F Jun 2, 2014

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    Sarcasm is a wonderful thing

    when used occasionally. Use it too often and you are never taken seriously.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Oct 14, 2014

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    Advance Apology.

    If you don't understand/can't appreciate sarcasm, me and you are not going to get along.
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 6, 2010

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    Lee124 Lee124 41-45, F 1 Response Oct 11, 2014

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    Mmmmm....

    ...*smack smack* *chomp chomp* Yummm...very acidic...want some?
    Tuva Tuva 31-35, M Apr 26, 2011

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    theGreatGman3 theGreatGman3 18-21, M Jun 11, 2014

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    Sarcasm may be the lowest form of wit,

    but it's amazing and I love it. Well, I love it if it's me that is being sarcastic
    musicislife00 musicislife00 16-17, F Oct 11, 2014

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    I love to make jokes

    and be sarcastic when someone is talking to me.
    dashuria dashuria 16-17, F Oct 11, 2014

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    Ambition

    Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
    freezywater freezywater 41-45, M Mar 27, 2013

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    I am so attracted to guys

    who can handle my sarcasm and then dish it right back out to me...
    Missmini5 Missmini5 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 9

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    I <333 Sarcasm ^^

    I love sarcasm. I use it all the time in my daily life, which sometimes make me sound like a smart *** (at least thats what all my friends tell me) Luckily I only use my sarcasm to those that I am very close to because I can get out of hand with it sometimes. But I think sarcasm...
    Lady808 Lady808 18-21, F Jul 7, 2011

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    Not 2 B Mean Though

    I enjoy a bit of sarcasm, if it directed with a light heart. no intension of pain. I was taught by my mother how to be sarcastic and smile while doing it, I need to start laughing more and stop being so freaking serious about life...geez it is only what another few centuries...
    tmmarion tmmarion 41-45, F 1 Response Oct 5, 2010

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    I Love You Guys

    You guys are really the best ... honestly love,just some drunk guy
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 11, 2011

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    Awww so in all those love stories,

    the boy who pursues the girl gets the girl....after she is done playing hard to get. How sweet....how alluring.....how perfect an ending. Damsel in distress, here comes the knight in shining armor, puffing out his chest heroically, his horse galloping, wishing it had something...
    shaandar shaandar 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 8, 2014

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    Sarcasm

    I find that instant messaging and texting in general is not good for me. I can be quite sarcastic, and it gets lost/misunderstood when not spoken..... Sigh.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Oct 16, 2011

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    I don't like it when people are sarcastic 24/7 . It gets so annoying, I mean a little but sarcasm here and there is fine but persistently being sarcastic gets in my nerves.
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    Now this group exemplifies me better than the -I Enjoy Food And Cooking- I enjoy food without having to cook it. Because, I don't really cook. Video Games combined with this is...
    RealmRunner RealmRunner 22-25, F 4 days ago

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    sometimes i feel like i am the only one keeping sarcasm alive!!! i love to confuse and amaze my customers on a daily basis with my sarcastic comments. sometimes i cannot help it...
    mrawesome08755 mrawesome08755 46-50, M 4 days ago

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    It has become the norm to feed hubbys friends, I love it! Sometimes I offer a taste to delivery men. 9 times out of 10 they accept!
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    The best food I've ever tasted was at Paula Dean's restaurant in Savannah, Georgia. Never tasted anything like her food. Oh so yummy.
    lilprincess09 lilprincess09 56-60, F 3 Responses Aug 23

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    then you're just drinking/tasting the wrong alcohol, it can taste AMAZING ( I just don't like its effects ( or price ) though.
    cashetty69 cashetty69 51-55, M Aug 23

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    This is terrible but I really am enjoying my day. I can't work because my arm was broken and I can't do any lifting. I haven't been to work in about seven weeks. The weather is...
    mom4ce mom4ce 51-55, F Aug 22

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    Darned auto correct. I wrote this about how much I enjoy building ship models. Since they represent historical "machines", I'm going to leave it under this experience heading...
    Dave002 Dave002 56-60, M Aug 19

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    I enjoy it and luckily she does too! She knows I'm always taking pics like this... I hope you enjoy her showing off too!
    SamandLynda SamandLynda 46-50, M 10 Responses Aug 16

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    good question? cuz they taste like yummy, sweet chicken! alligators like rotten meat, they drag their pray down into the bottom of the swamp, and save it for later, a tasty snack!
    StreetgirlnamedDesire504 StreetgirlnamedDesire504 36-40 Aug 16

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    Mmmmmmmm YUMMMMMMYYYYYY! Haha, this is how I taste the rainbow! And just a few days after my semester ended✔️Damn Right! Good look Universe, and my weed man of course haha...
    NewEra0916 NewEra0916 26-30, M 1 Response Aug 15

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    I truly would... I write things here that I seldom, or maybe never have told anyone, but there are things I wouldn't even write here. It would feel... feel what? Exhilarating...
    comeonletsgo comeonletsgo 61-65, M 4 Responses Aug 15

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    I sprinkle that **** on everyday! The awkward moment is when my sarcasm is so advanced, that people actualy think i'm stupid. But all I do is insult them idiots, without them...
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    I love to taste a man, his seed always has to coat my tongue and taste buds before i swallow i love it plus i want to know how different he is than the last one before him..
    alexiswcd alexiswcd 56-60, T Aug 13

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    Everyone wants respect If you don't enjoy what you do Respect is not good Embrace your body Embrace your heart with love and good care Accept what you got
    cleanyoursoul cleanyoursoul 26-30, F Aug 13

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    I am a male 14. I am desperate for someone to spank me and unfortunately I live in New Zealand where spanking is illegal and there is very few people who enjoy it. At school...
    spankingdomandslave spankingdomandslave 18-21, M 2 Responses Aug 13

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    I actually dance because I enjoy and and quite honestly because I can and I'm good at it. The saying dance like no one is watching is kinda wasted on me. watch if you like. you...
    mandestroyed mandestroyed 41-45, M Aug 12

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