I Enjoy Bad Jokes

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    Q. Why is the hot dog the noblest dog of all?

    A. Because it feeds the hand that bit it.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Jul 26, 2014

    Q. Why are hamburgers better

    than hot dogs? A. Because hot dogs are the wurst.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jul 12, 2014

    My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg

    named Steve, so I asked him, "What's the name of his other leg?"
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Feb 8, 2015

    If you can't be cheesy?

    Then who can you be?
    Whathi Whathi
    18-21, F
    1 Response Feb 11, 2015

    Q: What was the Californian vampire hippy like?

    A: He was ghoul man, real ghoul!
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jul 2, 2014

    Sometimes bad jokes are funnier

    than good jokes. Especially when someone you find adorable is telling it.
    Anonymoussouthernbabe Anonymoussouthernbabe
    18-21, F
    1 Response Oct 30, 2014
    Whathi Whathi
    18-21, F
    Feb 11, 2015
    pasttense pasttense
    36-40, M
    1 Response Mar 5, 2015

    What do you call it when a chameleon can't

    change color? ereptile dysfunction
    usedandabused73 usedandabused73
    41-45, M
    3 Responses Aug 17, 2015

    What's brown and wrinkled

    and rides a white horse? Roy Raisin.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Feb 22

    Q: How do witches tell the time?

    A: By looking at their witch watches!
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jul 2, 2014
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Feb 9, 2015
    Jovanite Jovanite
    13-15, M
    Feb 22

    A blonde who had been unemployed

    for several months got a job with Public Works. She was to paint lines down the center of a rural road. The supervisor told her that she was on probation and that she must stay at or above the set average of 2 miles per day to remain employed. The blonde agreed to the...
    zydeko zydeko
    18-21
    1 Response May 2, 2015

    Two that don't work any more...

    I have a couple of great jokes that really only work if you spent time in the UK in the seventies. I'm not going to repeat the entire joke, but these are the punchlines... "Huts, old railway huts, the cavalry take them and they cover them in chocolate." "Now, Hans that do dishes...
    TheNakedPoet TheNakedPoet
    41-45, M
    3 Responses Jun 17, 2012

    Q. Why did the lady go outdoors with her purse

    open? A. Because she expected some change in the weather.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Jun 24, 2014

    Q: Why do't cats enjoy on-line shopping?

    A: they prefer a Cat-alogue.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Dec 11, 2014

    What's purple and round

    and swims in the ocean? Moby Grape.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Feb 22

    Knock Knock Who's there?

    Dishes! Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke!
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response May 21, 2014

    Car Joke Q: Why did the driver put a stove in

    his car? A: To make a hot rod.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Oct 30, 2014
    Jovanite Jovanite
    13-15, M
    Feb 22

    Koala: What do you mean,

    I'm not a bear? I have all the koalafications. Elephant: Your koalafications are completely irrelephant. Lion: Don't listen to him! He's lion! Bear: This arguing is becoming unbearable!
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Mar 16, 2015

    Tom is walking down the street

    when he notices his friend Joe sitting on a bench with a large rock tied to the top of his head. "Whoa, Joe!" Tom says, "what's the rock for?" "It's for the headache," says Joe. "Oh, really! Does it work?" "Oh yeah!" says Joe. "It's giving me the worst headache I ever had!"
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Feb 8, 2015
    MeGaMatt88 MeGaMatt88
    26-30, M
    1 Response Sep 30, 2015
    Jovanite Jovanite
    13-15, M
    Feb 22
    Jovanite Jovanite
    13-15, M
    Feb 22

    Mustache

    I mustache you a question but I'll shave it for later now that's a knee slapper!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Jun 25, 2012
    MrsAnnThropy MrsAnnThropy
    31-35, F
    Jul 18, 2015

    Q: Do you want to hear a joke about sodium?

    A: Na ~~~~~~~ That was a bad chemistry joke because all the good ones Argon.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Mar 4, 2014

    What did Batman say to Robin

    before getting in the car? Get in the car.
    Jovanite Jovanite
    13-15, M
    1 Response Feb 22
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jul 26, 2014

    Q. What's the difference between a duck?

    A. One of its legs are both the same.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Feb 8, 2015

    Two cats. Sat court side at Wimbledon.

    One turns to the other and says. "My dad's in that racket?"
    picklebobble picklebobble
    51-55, M
    Oct 31, 2014
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