I have told him to go into comedy 1000 times. But he's totally going to ruin his life!
He wants to study and become a Doctor. How can I convince him to not throw it all away on that?????
Who ever heard of a stand-up doctor!!!!
and they were repositioning on a stretcher . Suddenly she screamed a big "ouch, careful honey!!!"
She repositioned herself and then went to say this words:
My boob was trapped!
Careful! Don't you know that my breasts can go bungee jumping ???
friend. Our conversations are like how any other best friends talk... given that he's a guy.
Anyway he went on to say "I don't know why girls find it hard to suck d*ck" and a few seconds later he puts a chip in his mouth and chokes....
Me: "Does that answer your rhetorical...
so fuggin funny so I was walking with my friends right & Adriana was walking her dog & it had a cons on its head & it started to go crazy & run around the parking lot & sidewalk she was trying to catch him so some of the guy went down there to help her so they started chasing...
educated son. They soon set up their tent and went to sleep, some hour later the father woke up his son n' asked:
"Look up son, what do you see?"
Son: I see millions of stars
Father: What does that tell you?
Son: Astronomically there are millions of galaxies in the universe...
He makes me laugh all the time. But he was basically saying people who talk **** about people they hooked up with. It's TACKY. You talk **** about how bad they were in bed. Like they're dirt under your shoe. But they weren't dirt when you were squirtin honey!!! LOL
We've all been there! Life has a nasty tendency to cloud up our days if we allow it! When there are off days... I want to thank the gifted ones when they happen to make a funny comment where ever there is a sticky situation! People with charm & wit impress me more than book smart...
Oh man that man makes me crack up everytime I hear him. Lol he's hilarious. I love his stand up comedy. If I need a good laugh I look up his videos on Youtube or something. He's just so awesome. And in the movie Think Like A Man..Oh My Goodness!! I got a stomach ache from...