I Enjoy Funny People

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 2,919 People

    Marry someone that gives you the same feeling

    when food is coming at the restaurant.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response May 13, 2015
    EmptyHuman EmptyHuman
    18-21, F
    5 Responses Oct 27, 2015

    never laughed as much

    as this very very old men expressing their sexual desires to bed this girl who posted a picture, no criticism. entertained to say the least
    samanthaannemccann samanthaannemccann
    16-17, F
    1 Response Jan 31

    An illiterate father went camping with his

    educated son. They soon set up their tent and went to sleep, some hour later the father woke up his son n' asked: "Look up son, what do you see?" Son: I see millions of stars Father: What does that tell you? Son: Astronomically there are millions of galaxies in the universe...
    imasian13 imasian13
    18-21, F
    Nov 11, 2014

    Funny line I heard on tv: "Just

    because you're tied to the fence doesn't mean you can't bark at the cars"
    EmeraldCity12 EmeraldCity12
    51-55, M
    Mar 16

    Coning- new hip thing

    when people buy ice cream cones specifically from McDonalds or Burger King and place it on the front of their foreheads like a unicorn Now personally I don't see anything wrong with it. After the second time the mangers ask them to leave. The only reason why I don't see...
    blahblahblahxoxo blahblahblahxoxo
    18-21, F
    1 Response Mar 9

    Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 100?

    - because everytime she gets to 69, she gets a frog in her throat.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Dec 2, 2014

    Especially when they joke around

    and act silly. They're the people that makes you laugh out loud until your stomach aches.
    ThisDame ThisDame
    13-15, F
    Feb 14

    I do enjoy listening to myself.

    So yeh. I enjoy funny people :P
    pappa94 pappa94
    22-25, M
    Apr 16, 2014

    Kevin Hart

    Oh man that man makes me crack up everytime I hear him. Lol he's hilarious. I love his stand up comedy. If I need a good laugh I look up his videos on Youtube or something. He's just so awesome. And in the movie Think Like A Man..Oh My Goodness!! I got a stomach ache from...
    Browneyes4322 Browneyes4322
    22-25, F
    1 Response Feb 2, 2013

    I really wish I could meet a lot of funny ppl

    here, sending msgs to each other and share jokes and have a good laugh. I don't consider myself funny but sometimes when I'm enjoying myself, I can pop out one or two funny remarks. There is a friend of mine who used to hang out at my place and after we had some chit chat he...
    PerfectStrangerForYou PerfectStrangerForYou
    26-30, F
    Feb 21

    I just watched a video of a good friend.

    He makes me laugh all the time. But he was basically saying people who talk **** about people they hooked up with. It's TACKY. You talk **** about how bad they were in bed. Like they're dirt under your shoe. But they weren't dirt when you were squirtin honey!!! LOL
    KayAnn91 KayAnn91
    22-25, F
    1 Response Oct 20, 2015

    There all desperate and trying too stay in the

    game with him... in the meantime they all sabotage Themselves ....feed them
    allprofilenamesthousands123 allprofilenamesthousands123
    51-55, F
    Jan 30, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses May 12, 2015

    In Outback Steakhouse,

    this man in the booth is hilarious and acts exactly like my eleven year old with the voices and I have told my son twice to hush while I was looking down it was not my son. Of course my son is mimicking him and I can see the playoff coming up. I think my son can win this comedy...
    geminikygirl16 geminikygirl16
    41-45, F
    4 Responses Mar 6

    Make me laugh. Laughing is fun.

    It's cheap fun. And it's free medicine. :)
    Philli8807 Philli8807
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Mar 2, 2014

    So other day I went to Burger King with my best

    friend. Our conversations are like how any other best friends talk... given that he's a guy. Anyway he went on to say "I don't know why girls find it hard to suck d*ck" and a few seconds later he puts a chip in his mouth and chokes.... Me: "Does that answer your rhetorical...
    Gemz2411 Gemz2411
    18-21, F
    May 27, 2015

    I like to laugh.. I laugh a lot

    and often and occasionally out loud :D It's nice to laugh.. Unless you're laughing at someone else's expense. Then it's just not cool. It's mean.. So have some consideration in your jokes. That's all
    MeowBird MeowBird
    31-35, F
    1 Response Mar 4

    because they make me laugh.

    Laughing makes me feel good.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jul 17, 2015

    It's like a happyness zone.

    I don't know why but I really love laughing and staying close to funny people always cheers me up n_n
    ChubbyFox ChubbyFox
    22-25, M
    1 Response May 17, 2015

    That moment when you're watching tv in the

    livingroom with somebody and all of a sudden the phone rings. You wait until they get up to answer it then you quickly act like you were just going for it but you're like "oh, go ahead".
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Mar 22

    I hate drama, trying to focus on positive

    things, laugh keeps fears away
    nataliawww nataliawww
    26-30, F
    1 Response Jan 15, 2015

    I love to give the weirdest faces

    when someone I don't like turns around but when they turn back around, I just look normal.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Dec 20, 2015

    My twin bro makes me laugh the most.

    I have told him to go into comedy 1000 times. But he's totally going to ruin his life! He wants to study and become a Doctor. How can I convince him to not throw it all away on that????? Who ever heard of a stand-up doctor!!!!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Nov 12, 2014

    Roses are red violets are blue.

    I got a gun, get in the van
    gruubsgrady gruubsgrady
    22-25, M
    1 Response May 5, 2014

    Go get your mom and dad then watch this

    together. https://youtu.be/ffpY7mR6r1M
    WifeOfVegeta WifeOfVegeta
    26-30, F
    Jul 11, 2015
    baseyou baseyou
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Jun 29, 2014

    my acting (which do not exist in me

    but then also try to do)
    puchkub puchkub
    18-21, F
    1 Response Feb 8

    All you need is love?

    All you need is a good laugh to survive.Make life fun !
    4biandu 4biandu
    31-35, F
    Jan 20, 2014

    Whose line is it anyway is the most funny

    program I've ever seen !! you gotta check it out it's hilarious !!
    Bash94 Bash94
    22-25, M
    Apr 5, 2014

    Lol when my teacher turns around

    and sees me and my girls booty popping hahaha. We could care less though
    XxBellabixtch49xX XxBellabixtch49xX
    16-17, F
    May 9, 2014
    Wdywfm Wdywfm
    70+, F
    1 Response Nov 15, 2015

    I was getting string cheese

    for my cousin's 5 year old son and was like "Need me to open it?" And he said, "No, I can do it. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do."
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jul 18, 2014

    The most entertaining part of EP is scrolling

    through the stories section and reading all the response to some dirty postings. You'll probably die crying and laughing at the same time. I can't help. Too funny. I've been laughing all night... I swear. There is no way one can be that "thirsty" "horny"
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Feb 29

    "If he can't handle you at your worst,

    he doesn't deserve you at your BEST". Really? How many times do you see that **** on facebook? If I can't handle you at your worst then I don't want you at your best.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Mar 2
    sroonaka616 sroonaka616
    18-21
    Mar 13, 2015

    The Gifted Ones

    We've all been there! Life has a nasty tendency to cloud up our days if we allow it! When there are off days... I want to thank the gifted ones when they happen to make a funny comment where ever there is a sticky situation! People with charm & wit impress me more than book smart...
    Shewolfiie69 Shewolfiie69
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Feb 10, 2013

    Nina Conti

    I tried to get this link over and failed (I miss my Nerd!) but if you get a chance to see her please do. She brilliant! Hope you find her.
    Zoranna Zoranna
    61-65, F
    2 Responses Nov 25, 2012
    lanie2013 lanie2013
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Sep 28, 2013

    They make life much fuller

    and bring joy to my life
    shannonsjourney shannonsjourney
    18-21, F
    Mar 18, 2015

    Just saw a spider crawl into my closet,

    so it's official; unless I buy new clothes, I'm going to be naked for the rest of my life.
    littlefroghere littlefroghere
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Mar 28, 2015

    It's always nice. And people

    who are funny sure can make your day go from okay to, I haven't had a good laugh in a long time.
    Shxxxooo Shxxxooo
    18-21, F
    Feb 3
    littlefroghere littlefroghere
    41-45, F
    1 Response Mar 12, 2015

    Walk up in the club like.

    . What's the wifi password here?
    Floodpanda Floodpanda
    22-25, F
    Apr 15, 2014

    They're enjoyable to be around,

    they're the life of the party and I love to laugh! But it's very hard to make me laugh, that's why I have a small group of friends
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Aug 23, 2015

    I love being around funny up beat people.

    Makes for a great time. sickens me to be around complainers and negative people and I rarely want to stay around them for any length of time.
    somedobutsomedont somedobutsomedont
    41-45, F
    May 21, 2014

    I like how people comment on these "do you

    think I'm attractive" posts saying people are cute, knowing damn well the person ugly as hell 😂😂
    HiiiPower HiiiPower
    18-21, M
    3 Responses Jul 31, 2014

    When a grown man tries to flirt with you😂 He

    could have at least been less awkward You can tell he was debating whether to come up to me or not He would walk towards me then halfway he would turn around
    MyaA13 MyaA13
    13-15, F
    2 Responses Oct 4, 2015
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