My gf was the one that always got amazing grades.
Im 300 pounds, i work at a machine shop and come home covered in grease every day. My gf is gonna be an RN and is doing well.
The ironic part, is that i love to read, and she hates it. If its a scary book, I dont care if it's...
modern day humans reconciled being vegans.
This begs the question, early primate vegans, who chose to be so, based upon their reverence for 'life' of animals (I qualify this because a carrot, albeit a root vegetable, is quite
alive before it's ripped untimely from it's cozy...
okay this guy says he is married and wants to skype with me, that he is interested in an online affair of sorts............................that he is apparently soooo lonely and miserable,
but then I go to his profile and see how many GIRLS he has in his circle,
I used to have to iron for work every day (and had to wear a tie as well). The ironic thing is that the higher my salary has gotten and the better the jobs have been, the need for ironing has disappeared.
The irony of ironing....
One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to Back they Faced Each Other,
Drew Their Swords and Shot Eachother.
You may doubt my story's true.
Go ask the Blind Man He Saw it Too.
Not a very interesting story, I work at Coles as a checkout chick and there was a really overweight lady with a shopping cart full of icecream and other junkfood and when she was paying for her items, her jenny craig(weight loss centre) membership card fell out of her wallet. It...
this us the best form of irony right here.
I'm crying my eyes out and I feel like I might be a bit suicidal right now and this ******* happens xD
not sure if this is a sign or not but-
I like irony in various forms. Examples are comics like Dilbert, the Far Side, Calvin and Hobbes, which all shed light on different aspects of our lives and how absurd it can be.
I also enjoy ironic comedies like The Office, Blackadder and Fawlty Towers. These often mix irony...