I Enjoy Irony

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    Today I decided to fake being sick

    so I wouldn't have to go to school. My mom believed me, and here I am in bed. But the funny thing is, just a few minutes ago, I threw up from eating too much food last night. Ah, the irony!
    QuestionThis QuestionThis
    13-15, F
    Mar 7, 2016

    And the EP Winner of the longest most

    compelling flight of self-deprecation and perpetual self torment goes to...(DRUM ROLL) ARNOLD J RIMMER!!!! (Copious applause audience demands "Speech!!!")
    Tannasheart Tannasheart
    51-55, F
    1 Response Apr 26, 2015

    Ranch Chips Dear God,

    Learn to read and spell. I wrote you that I wanted to come charging out of a Sphinx-- NOT A SPHINCTER! Fine. I'll take one for the team.. this time. But you owe me. Grrrrrrr
    Tannasheart Tannasheart
    51-55, F
    2 Responses Feb 17, 2015

    I wonder how the first close relatives to

    modern day humans reconciled being vegans. This begs the question, early primate vegans, who chose to be so, based upon their reverence for 'life' of animals (I qualify this because a carrot, albeit a root vegetable, is quite alive before it's ripped untimely from it's cozy...
    Tannasheart Tannasheart
    51-55, F
    Feb 2, 2015
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    Feb 25, 2014

    Oh, Sorry!

    I thought it said:"I enjoy ironing!"  :)
    NikkiNorris NikkiNorris
    51-55, F
    1 Response Apr 4, 2011
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    Jul 17, 2015

    Just As Well I Do

    There's a lot of it about.
    FosDoc FosDoc
    May 5, 2009

    I was D student in high school.

    My gf was the one that always got amazing grades. Im 300 pounds, i work at a machine shop and come home covered in grease every day. My gf is gonna be an RN and is doing well. The ironic part, is that i love to read, and she hates it. If its a scary book, I dont care if it's...
    Secretsguy21 Secretsguy21
    22-25, M
    Apr 19, 2014
    PinksTheNewBlack PinksTheNewBlack
    16-17, F
    Sep 24, 2015

    And It Goes Like This...

    One bright day in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight, Back to Back they Faced Each Other, Drew Their Swords and Shot Eachother. You may doubt my story's true. Go ask the Blind Man He Saw it Too.    
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    2 Responses May 5, 2009

    Heres a picture of my package.

    ....................................................... Packaging ;)
    PeterQuill PeterQuill
    22-25, M
    Aug 6, 2014

    Ironing For Work

    I used to have to iron for work every day (and had to wear a tie as well).  The ironic thing is that the higher my salary has gotten and the better the jobs have been, the need for ironing has disappeared. The irony of ironing....
    ag123 ag123
    1 Response May 5, 2009

    The Story Of The Checkout Chick, The Ironing Board And The Fat Lady

    Not a very interesting story, I work at Coles as a checkout chick and there was a really overweight lady with a shopping cart full of icecream and other junkfood and when she was paying for her items, her jenny craig(weight loss centre) membership card fell out of her wallet. It...
    BlahBlehBlah BlahBlehBlah
    18-21, F
    Mar 27, 2011

    The Art of Irony

    I like irony in various forms. Examples are comics like Dilbert, the Far Side, Calvin and Hobbes, which all shed light on different aspects of our lives and how absurd it can be. I also enjoy ironic comedies like The Office, Blackadder and Fawlty Towers. These often mix irony...
    Niles Niles
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Aug 7, 2008

    http://i.quotev.com/img/q/u/15/10/25/92e7e7b13d-Scre.jpg this us the best form of irony right here. I'm crying my eyes out and I feel like I might be a bit suicidal right now and this ******* happens xD not sure if this is a sign or not but- ******* irony
    MewIsNicos MewIsNicos
    16-17, F
    Oct 25, 2015

    married wanting online relationships.

    ........ okay this guy says he is married and wants to skype with me, that he is interested in an online affair of sorts............................that he is apparently soooo lonely and miserable, but then I go to his profile and see how many GIRLS he has in his circle, now...
    indigowitch indigowitch
    22-25, F
    1 Response Dec 7, 2013
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