I Enjoy Laughing

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    A young man just had his first customer,

    which turned out to be a BIG BURLY truck driver. The young man walked up to the table where the truck driver was sitting and asked; can I take your order sir? The truck driver replied, sure kid I want three flat tires and two headlights. The young man was very puzzled and said...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Mar 8, 2015

    I'm that type of person

    who would just laugh at the most random things whether it's about hippos or electric fans, you damn bet I'll laugh! Whenever there is a problem bothering me or something, I just laugh it out. You know what they say YOLO, you only live once. Smile while you still got teeth, you...
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    Oct 12, 2015

    Best Medicine To Stay Ever Youth And Beautiful Forever...

    Its not that u stop smiling as u grow old. The real thing is u grow old bcoz u stop smiling. Donate a smile today... And Live Longer.... .... Not only because it will help you...
    simplydbest simplydbest
    26-30, M
    5 Responses Oct 10, 2010

    Pilley's Piglow

    My daughter is 11, but still keeps her stuffed pink pig from when she was born. It has been well preserved through the years. Piggy also has a pillow, pink of course. One night we were up watching t.v., it was late and I was tired. I walked her to her room and noticed the pigs...
    mikrevooh mikrevooh
    41-45, F
    1 Response Nov 14, 2008

    I feel like King Richard on "Galavant" most

    days. He's always laughing alone. Sure, he sings about dismal ideas, but he does it in a damn silly way. I try to look at life through those same rosy glasses. You might as well have fun, even if what you're doing isn't as much.
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    Jan 19, 2015
    itwontlast223 itwontlast223
    Jan 14, 2015

    Life is too serious. I rarely laugh really

    hard like when you're a kid & you don't know how much life can suck at times. I envy people who can laugh until tears are running down their face. My ex fiancee...he could make me laugh like that a lot. ..but he's not around anymore...not sure when I will be able to laugh...
    RubyLane RubyLane
    46-50, F
    Dec 7, 2014

    Truman at the Washington Garden Club Harry

    Truman was known for his blunt manner of speaking. When he made a speech at the Washington Garden Club, he kept referring to the "good manure" that needed to be used on the flowers. Some society women complained to his wife, Bess. "Couldn't you get the President to say...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Mar 5, 2015

    When your friends talk about being on a diet

    your like : I think pizza is delicious !!
    smilesarewarm4 smilesarewarm4
    18-21, M
    Mar 28, 2014
    abbieetyler abbieetyler
    26-30, F
    Dec 30, 2014

    Has anyone ever just laughed

    for like no reason? Ever since i was little and someone said something really funny and i wouldnt be able to stop laughing. When i try to say something funny and no one laughs i laugh even harder cause i think im pretty funny.. My friends tell me i have the most funniest and...
    babygurlloveme babygurlloveme
    18-21, F
    Jun 13, 2014

    A student received a software package from his

    friend. But, he didn't have a computer. The label on the package said that the software required "Windows 3.1 or better." So, he bought a Macintosh.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jan 31, 2015

    Scene: Me using the Siri app on my iPhone.

    Me: Siri, call my wife. Siri: Samantha McLaughlin is not in your contacts. Me: Samantha Gibbs is my wife. Siri: I’ve added Samantha Gibbs as your wife. Me: Call my wife. Siri: Which wife?
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    2 Responses May 18, 2015

    MacGyver can build a bomb out of paper clips,

    rubber bands, and soda cans. Chuck Norris can build a bomb out of MacGyver.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Apr 2, 2015

    So this just happened.

    .. EP, always good for a laugh!
    neveragoodusername neveragoodusername
    31-35, F
    1 Response Feb 9, 2015

    One of my favorite things about my husband is

    his off-the-wall sense of humor. He makes me laugh constantly with our own made-up language and our plethora of inside jokes. We also love to improvise new lyrics to songs a la Weird Al. I know that no matter how awful my day seems, my husband will be there to make me laugh my...
    ShesAVeryKinkyGirl ShesAVeryKinkyGirl
    26-30, F
    Apr 12, 2014

    A city man was tooling down a country road

    when his car sputtered to a complete stop near a field filled with cows. The driver, getting out to see what was the matter, noticed one of the cows looking at him. "I believe it's your radiator," said the cow. The man nearly jumped right out of his city slicker britches! He...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Oct 10, 2014

    Burglary Witness An old man was a witness in

    a burglary case. The defense lawyer asked Sam, "Did you see my client commit this burglary?" "Yes," said Sam, "I saw him plainly take the goods." The lawyer asks Sam again, "Sam, this happened at night. Are you sure you saw my client commit this crime?" "Yes, says Sam. "I saw...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jun 30, 2014

    For some odd reason,

    whenever I laugh really hard I end up snorting. And I have no idea when that started
    DiamondAuthority DiamondAuthority
    18-21, F
    Nov 15, 2015

    Wife: "There's trouble with the car.

    It has water in the carburetor." Husband: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous." Wife: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor." Husband: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. Where's the car?" Wife: "In the swimming pool."
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Oct 15, 2014

    Hey! for everyone who loves to laugh.

    . watch this! https://youtu.be/hBaEg5cnt0U Be really grateful if you could Like, suscribe and comment. :)
    cupcakes1995 cupcakes1995
    22-25, F
    Jun 16, 2015

    Thanksgiving Prayer A 4-year-old boy was asked

    to pray before Thanksgiving dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer, thanking the Lord for all his friends, naming them one by one. Then he thanked the Lord for Mommy, Daddy, brother, sister, Grandma, Grandpa, and all his aunts and...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Nov 24, 2014
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    Apr 10, 2015

    There are more churches is Las Vegas

    than casinos. During Sunday sevices at the offetory, some worshipers contribute casino chips as opposed to cash. Some are sharing their winnings - some are hoping to win. Since they get chips from so many different casinos, and they are worth money, the Catholic churches are...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jun 29, 2014

    A man runs to the doctor

    and says: "Doctor, you've got to help me. My wife thinks she's a chicken!" The doctor asks: How long was she had this condition?" "Two years." replies the man. "Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?" asked the doctor. The man shrugs his shoulders and replies...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jan 23, 2015

    St. Peter and the Blonde Some ecclesiastical

    gentlemen -- a cardinal, a couple of bishops and some others -- were waiting outside the Pearly Gates for St. Peter to open up. He finally arrived, but just they were about to enter heaven St. Peter asked them to wait a moment and let a new arrival through first. A sweet young...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jun 5, 2015

    A Scotchman had been presented with a pint

    flask of rare old Scotch whiskey. He was walking briskly along the road toward home, when along came a Ford which he did not sidestep quite in time. It threw him down and hurt his leg quite badly. He got up and limped down the road. Suddenly he noticed that something warm and...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Oct 18, 2014

    An elderly woman in her nineties had a visitor

    from her church come to see her at the nursing home. “How are you?” the visitor asked. “Oh,” said the elderly woman, “I’m just worried sick!” “You look like you’re in good health. They take good care of you here, don’t they?” “Oh, yes, they take good...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jan 21, 2015
    Simonmrg Simonmrg
    41-45, M
    1 Response Mar 19, 2016

    I enjoy laughing so hard my stomach hurts

    and to the point I snort yes I snort!! :) laughing is the best most amazing thing in this life
    freespiritgal2777 freespiritgal2777
    26-30, F
    Feb 28, 2014

    A minister in Florida lamented

    that it was difficult to get his message across to his local congregation: "It's so beautiful here in the winter," he said, "that heaven doesn't interest them that much." "And it's so hot here in the summer that hell doesn't really scare them either."
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jan 28, 2015

    The new army recruit was given guard duty at 2

    a.m. He did his best for a while, but at about 4 a.m. he went to sleep. He awakened to find the officer of the day standing before him. Remembering the heavy penalty for being asleep on guard duty, this smart young man kept his head bowed for another moment and looked upward and...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Feb 24, 2015

    There were two elderly people living in a

    Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of years. One evening there was a community supper in the big activity center. The two were at the same table, across from one another. As the meal went on, he made a few admiring...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response May 16, 2015

    I like to laugh... but Friday morning,

    I almost couldn't stop laughing, thinking about scenes in We're The Millers.
    AlwaysPersevere71 AlwaysPersevere71
    41-45, M
    1 Response Jun 23, 2014

    Omg I'm literally crying.

    😂 (Picture attached)
    BreannahNicole BreannahNicole
    16-17, F
    1 Response Oct 17, 2015


    arianaatwood arianaatwood
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Feb 18, 2014
    xohockeybabexo xohockeybabexo
    18-21, F
    Nov 12, 2014

    A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he

    planned to visit on his vacation: "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?" An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jan 5, 2015

    A History professor was explaining how

    society's ideal of beauty changes with time. "Take Miss America in 1921," he noted. "She stood 5'1'', weighed 108 pounds, and had measurements of 30-25-32. How do you think she'd do in today's beauty contest?" One student piped up, "Not very well! She'd be way too old!"
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jun 24, 2015

    Blind date Joe sets up Michael to go on a

    blind date with a friend of his. But Michael is a little worried about going out with someone he's never seen before. "What do I do if she's ugly?" says Mike, "I'll be stuck with her all night." "Don't worry." Joe says, "just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Dec 6, 2014

    I love watching funny videos

    because they make me laugh so hard and it great
    DiamondAuthority DiamondAuthority
    18-21, F
    Mar 10, 2016

    At the airport for a business trip,

    I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the public address system saying, "We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta Flight 570 will board from Gate 41." So my family picked up our luggage and carried it over to Gate 41. Not...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Mar 27, 2015

    An old man walks into a bar,

    sits down, and starts crying. The bartender asks, “What’s wrong?” The old man looks at the bartender through Teary eyes and between sobs says, “I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She’s a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Jan 9, 2015

    I work opposite a workout gym,

    I see so many people leave if they can't find a park right out the front, when there is plenty of parks less than 100 meters away. Isn't the reason for going to the gym is to exercise. I'm sure the 100m stroll won't burn u out LMFAO 😂😂
    Cunningstunt69 Cunningstunt69
    46-50, M
    Apr 10, 2014
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