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    There are more churches is Las Vegas

    than casinos. During Sunday sevices at the offetory, some worshipers contribute casino chips as opposed to cash. Some are sharing their winnings - some are hoping to win. Since they get chips from so many different casinos, and they are worth money, the Catholic churches are...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jun 29, 2014

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    A Scotchman had been presented with a pint

    flask of rare old Scotch whiskey. He was walking briskly along the road toward home, when along came a Ford which he did not sidestep quite in time. It threw him down and hurt his leg quite badly. He got up and limped down the road. Suddenly he noticed that something warm and...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Oct 18, 2014

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    I work opposite a workout gym,

    I see so many people leave if they can't find a park right out the front, when there is plenty of parks less than 100 meters away. Isn't the reason for going to the gym is to exercise. I'm sure the 100m stroll won't burn u out LMFAO 😂😂
    Cunningstunt69 Cunningstunt69 41-45, M Apr 10, 2014

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    lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    ive just about looooooollolololololololololololololololololololol
    heyyo1234 heyyo1234 22-25, M Aug 13, 2014

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    I Wonder, Who Does Not Like To Laugh?

    I think the only time when I will not enjoy laughing will be when it hurts to laugh.  It will only ever hurt me physically to laugh.  I may not like my laugh, but it feels good to smile and laugh.  It makes me laugh when I think about how a laugh sounds. ...
    BBUDS BBUDS 18-21, F 4 Responses Dec 12, 2010

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    A man runs to the doctor

    and says: "Doctor, you've got to help me. My wife thinks she's a chicken!" The doctor asks: How long was she had this condition?" "Two years." replies the man. "Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?" asked the doctor. The man shrugs his shoulders and replies...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jan 23

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    Has anyone ever just laughed

    for like no reason? Ever since i was little and someone said something really funny and i wouldnt be able to stop laughing. When i try to say something funny and no one laughs i laugh even harder cause i think im pretty funny.. My friends tell me i have the most funniest and...
    babygurlloveme babygurlloveme 16-17, F Jun 13, 2014

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    A city man was tooling down a country road

    when his car sputtered to a complete stop near a field filled with cows. The driver, getting out to see what was the matter, noticed one of the cows looking at him. "I believe it's your radiator," said the cow. The man nearly jumped right out of his city slicker britches! He...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 10, 2014

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    itwontlast223 itwontlast223 51-55 1 Response Jan 14

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    I like to laugh... but Friday morning,

    I almost couldn't stop laughing, thinking about scenes in We're The Millers.
    AlwaysPersevere71 AlwaysPersevere71 41-45, M 1 Response Jun 23, 2014

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    One of my favorite things about my husband is

    his off-the-wall sense of humor. He makes me laugh constantly with our own made-up language and our plethora of inside jokes. We also love to improvise new lyrics to songs a la Weird Al. I know that no matter how awful my day seems, my husband will be there to make me laugh my...
    ShesAVeryKinkyGirl ShesAVeryKinkyGirl 26-30, F Apr 12, 2014

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    MissisWolf MissisWolf 41-45, F Aug 19, 2014

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    Lol I can't people make the silliest

    and funniest things some times :)
    Angel2345 Angel2345 13-15, F Jun 30, 2014

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    Pilley's Piglow

    My daughter is 11, but still keeps her stuffed pink pig from when she was born. It has been well preserved through the years. Piggy also has a pillow, pink of course. One night we were up watching t.v., it was late and I was tired. I walked her to her room and noticed the pigs...
    mikrevooh mikrevooh 41-45, F 1 Response Nov 14, 2008

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    abbieetyler abbieetyler 22-25, F Dec 30, 2014

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    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    arianaatwood arianaatwood 22-25, F 3 Responses Feb 18, 2014

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    So this just happened.

    .. EP, always good for a laugh!
    neveragoodusername neveragoodusername 26-30, F 1 Response Feb 9

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    The new army recruit was given guard duty at 2

    a.m. He did his best for a while, but at about 4 a.m. he went to sleep. He awakened to find the officer of the day standing before him. Remembering the heavy penalty for being asleep on guard duty, this smart young man kept his head bowed for another moment and looked upward and...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    Best Medicine To Stay Ever Youth And Beautiful Forever...

    Its not that u stop smiling as u grow old. The real thing is u grow old bcoz u stop smiling. Donate a smile today... And Live Longer.... .... Not only because it will help you...
    djk007 djk007 22-25, M 5 Responses Oct 10, 2010

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    Getting ready to meet my mob group.

    We are gonna cause a laugh chain at the subway.Hope we all have fun today meeting each other and rehersing! Good lols to yall :P
    4biandu 4biandu 31-35, F Nov 2, 2014

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    Wife: "There's trouble with the car.

    It has water in the carburetor." Husband: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous." Wife: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor." Husband: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. Where's the car?" Wife: "In the swimming pool."
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 15, 2014

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    Life is too serious. I rarely laugh really

    hard like when you're a kid & you don't know how much life can suck at times. I envy people who can laugh until tears are running down their face. My ex fiancee...he could make me laugh like that a lot. ..but he's not around anymore...not sure when I will be able to laugh...
    RubyLane RubyLane 41-45, F Dec 7, 2014

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    When your friends talk about being on a diet

    your like : I think pizza is delicious !!
    smilesarewarm4 smilesarewarm4 18-21, M Mar 28, 2014

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    An old man walks into a bar,

    sits down, and starts crying. The bartender asks, “What’s wrong?” The old man looks at the bartender through Teary eyes and between sobs says, “I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She’s a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 5 Responses Jan 9

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    Laugh With Me!

    I laugh when I'm nervous. I laugh when I'm sad. I laugh when I'm mad. I laugh when I'm scared.  I laugh when I hurt.  I laugh when I'm deliriously tired.  I laugh when things go wrong.  I laugh when I'm frustrated.  I laugh when someone pays me a compliment.  I laugh when...
    Mahal1023 Mahal1023 46-50, F 5 Responses Sep 10, 2011

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    An elderly woman in her nineties had a visitor

    from her church come to see her at the nursing home. “How are you?” the visitor asked. “Oh,” said the elderly woman, “I’m just worried sick!” “You look like you’re in good health. They take good care of you here, don’t they?” “Oh, yes, they take good...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jan 21

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    I enjoy laughing so hard my stomach hurts

    and to the point I snort yes I snort!! :) laughing is the best most amazing thing in this life
    freespiritgal2777 freespiritgal2777 26-30, F Feb 28, 2014

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    No one makes me laugh harder

    than me because I am hilarious and the best ^w^ Hector: Your also modest ~_~ Quite modest actually o_O Brain: Hey that's my line ^_^' Hector: too bad I beat you to it :}P Brain: Then I guess the only other option left for a poor sap is to beat you up horribly -.-... It's kinda...
    SquirrellyGal2493 SquirrellyGal2493 22-25 Mar 28, 2014

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    Burglary Witness An old man was a witness in

    a burglary case. The defense lawyer asked Sam, "Did you see my client commit this burglary?" "Yes," said Sam, "I saw him plainly take the goods." The lawyer asks Sam again, "Sam, this happened at night. Are you sure you saw my client commit this crime?" "Yes, says Sam. "I saw...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jun 30, 2014

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    I feel like King Richard on "Galavant" most

    days. He's always laughing alone. Sure, he sings about dismal ideas, but he does it in a damn silly way. I try to look at life through those same rosy glasses. You might as well have fun, even if what you're doing isn't as much.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 19

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    LOL!!!!

    I just watched the best add!!!!! LMAO!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ4RflLjjKw  
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses May 22, 2008

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    A minister in Florida lamented

    that it was difficult to get his message across to his local congregation: "It's so beautiful here in the winter," he said, "that heaven doesn't interest them that much." "And it's so hot here in the summer that hell doesn't really scare them either."
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jan 28

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    Blind date Joe sets up Michael to go on a

    blind date with a friend of his. But Michael is a little worried about going out with someone he's never seen before. "What do I do if she's ugly?" says Mike, "I'll be stuck with her all night." "Don't worry." Joe says, "just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Dec 6, 2014

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    The Whole Purpose Of Anyone's Life

     Whatever be the thing you are working on or whatever be the action,all boils down to a single goal, laughing! Either they are done for our own smile or to make others smile.The very purpose of life is laughing and enjoyment.The means of getting it varies from person to...
    maskedmenace maskedmenace 22-25, M 5 Responses Oct 20, 2009

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    Thanksgiving Prayer A 4-year-old boy was asked

    to pray before Thanksgiving dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer, thanking the Lord for all his friends, naming them one by one. Then he thanked the Lord for Mommy, Daddy, brother, sister, Grandma, Grandpa, and all his aunts and...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Nov 24, 2014

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    A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he

    planned to visit on his vacation: "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?" An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jan 5

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    This Is So Me

    i love to laugh its just me i have been hurt so many times so its time to LAUGH it up
    tatpole tatpole 16-17, F 3 Responses Oct 22, 2009

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    A student received a software package from his

    friend. But, he didn't have a computer. The label on the package said that the software required "Windows 3.1 or better." So, he bought a Macintosh.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Jan 31

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    yeah.. i am enjoying this human experience.. it's interesting and kinda funny sometimes . i think we're the only species that can laugh .. and i use that ability as much as i can...
    OccultumLapidem OccultumLapidem 22-25, M Feb 5

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    I certainly enjoy seeing my wife, enjoying herself with our very well-endowed friends, as I know being as small as I am there is very little enjoyment there, I do love to see that...
    barklam5 barklam5 41-45, M 8 Responses Feb 11

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      I am Zeny and I promise to be your partner in crime when it comes to enjoying life at its fullest. I at Zeny.in have been serving a massive clientele with my exclusive...
    dipalirai dipalirai 22-25, F Feb 6

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    I enjoy being in my own company.. not that I am anti social or anything. I have a lot of friends and a nice social circle. But at the end of the day, I want to be alone in my room...
    Bizarree Bizarree 18-21, F Feb 8

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    I consider myself to be a movie aficionado, but I don't have friends who enjoy films like I do. I love really any kind of film, from silent films to cult-classics to modern day...
    Fighting4Freedom Fighting4Freedom 16-17, F Feb 8

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