Dont you love those idiots messaging you out of the blue with nothing to say?
Sometimes ignoring them just isn't satisfactory enough:
Mree: how may I help you?
easn: making friends
Mree: it must be difficult for you
1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while...
Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou":
Column 1 Column 2 Column 3
artless base-court apple-john
bawdy bat-fowling baggage
beslubbering beef-witted barnacle