1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while...
Dont you love those idiots messaging you out of the blue with nothing to say?
Sometimes ignoring them just isn't satisfactory enough:
Mree: how may I help you?
easn: making friends
Mree: it must be difficult for you
Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou":
Column 1 Column 2 Column 3
artless base-court apple-john
bawdy bat-fowling baggage
beslubbering beef-witted barnacle