I Enjoy Messing Around With Idiots

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    Shakesphere Insults..(x

    Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou": Column 1 Column 2 Column 3 artless base-court apple-john bawdy bat-fowling baggage beslubbering beef-witted barnacle bootless...
    Jennzy Jennzy
    13-15, F
    1 Response Sep 11, 2012

    How To Tick People Off..

    1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO." 4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while...
    Jennzy Jennzy
    13-15, F
    2 Responses Sep 11, 2012

    Fun With Retards

    Dont you love those idiots messaging you out of the blue with nothing to say? Sometimes ignoring them just isn't satisfactory enough: easn: helloooooooo Mree: how may I help you? easn: making friends BUZZ!!! easn:  Mree: it must be difficult for you easn: u...
    AwkwardMoment AwkwardMoment
    31-35
    1 Response Jun 20, 2008
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