Now that's what I call a bunch of laughable statements -
1) When I was born, I was given a choice -
A big **** or a good memory .... I don't remember what I chose.
2) Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3) A wife is a sex object. Every...
At home, It can be loud, annoying, and sometimes downright aggravating. My father talks loud. I get into arguements in which I'm already on a shakey ground b/c I'm "Still a child" "think like a child"....but that's not the point.
I typically hang out in my...