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I Enjoy Telling True Dirty Stories About Myself

A group for people who like to share their sex life in a detailed way. 2,047 People

    Fun With Lily

    This happened a few weeks ago, at a friends BBQ. Lily was sitting licking an ice cream cone and I notice that she is disctretly checking me out. I heard she had a thing for me but never really noticed. At this point I am pretty sure that she is trying to get me hard as she...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jul 11, 2012

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    When I Finally Lost "it"

    I didn't lose my virginity until I was 24 years old. I was very introverted and I couldn't talk to women in person, in a social capacity, outside a regular circle. If it weren't for the internet, I'm pretty sure I'd still be much the same. I'd be on my way to being a real '40...
    JosetteLaRoc JosetteLaRoc 36-40 May 24, 2012

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    My Master Wishes To Share Me

    I love my Master RaiderNation1, he does as he pleases with me & I always try to do as he pleases because I love to know I'm making my Master happy, it makes my ***** soaking to see that I have pleased my Master by being his little fuckslut. I love the way my Master speaks to me...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 11, 2013

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    San Francisco

    I used to live in LA and had to go to San Francisco 4 or 5 times a year, sometimes for trade shows.  I had friends who lived in Marin county and we used to go over there and use their hot tub.  One of my best friends was Chinese and he had plenty of friends in town...
    gettinsum1 gettinsum1 56-60, M 4 Responses Jan 28, 2010

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    I Cheated On My Gf For a *******...

    My girlfriend is sweet as candy but or sex life is lack luster. Now I'm somewhat of a sex freak, hopefully I'm being to hard on myself, which normally doesn't effect my relationships, however this girl is so pretty that I wish I could do certain things to her, but she's just...
    Alyster0666 Alyster0666 22-25, M 10 Responses Aug 1, 2009

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    I Like Bragging........

    Because I still find it amazing that an overweight, short bald man with white hair is still having fun after all these years! The older I get, the more interesting life and people, especially women, become. And I'm not that old - 56 is still middle-aged, isn't it?
    chillsdavis chillsdavis 56-60, M Aug 24, 2013

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    check out my dirty pic blog at

    http://luvboyass.blogspot.com/
    luvguysass luvguysass 26-30, M Dec 25, 2013

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    I Have Lots Of Stories

    I was only 19 when I met my ex-husband and he introduced me to swinging soon after we met. We were married for 25 years and for reasons I'd rather not discuss here, our divorce became final a little over a year ago. During most of our marriage my ex and I enjoyed...
    SingleNicole SingleNicole 46-50, F 14 Responses Mar 9, 2010

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    Want To Know More?

    I've started a website to post about my experiences with the D/s lifestyle I'd love if you checked it out www.thesubmissivewife101.blogspot.com
    TheSubmissiveWife101 TheSubmissiveWife101 26-30, F 2 Responses Nov 27, 2013

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    Go **** Yourself?, I Do. ... And Enjoy It Tremendously

    If someone says go **** yourself I usually have a slight giggle to myself because it is like, if you only knew how much I love finger-f/ucking myself lol. love it, I usually start at my little button clitty but lately I have been so wet my ***** has opened for me almost...
    LipsParted LipsParted 46-50, F 3 Responses Oct 6, 2012

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    Rebekah's Exchange.

    another Autumn, another term, this one came around and found Rebekah less than enthralled to be embarking on another round of lectures, semesters, assignments and tutorials. sometimes she wondered if she was cut out for this education lark, though what else to do? She was bright...
    flamehaired flamehaired 41-45, M Oct 17, 2012

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    I Sucked A Guy Off In My Shop

    I was doing my afternoon shift in the newsagents. It was quiet and I was bored. When I get bored I get horny. Luckily we sell lots of dirty magazines, so I was just sitting behind the counter flipping through a copy of Taboo, looking at all the sexy girls tied up and gagged. I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Oct 5, 2010

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    A Reminisence About Personal Sexual Experiences Fills The Gap

    I have a voracious sexual appetite and when I am not actually engaging in some form of sexual activity with my gf (and others) a day rarely passes when i dont spend at least an hour or 2 (often longer) relating my experiences and/or fantasies as well as perusing those of others...
    litlebigman2 litlebigman2 51-55, M Sep 16, 2012

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    Enjoying A Nighttime Swim...

    I've always been a fan of skinny dipping, especially nice since I live down in South Florida. Well, I have a semi-secluded pool out back. While I was sitting there enjoying my Sam Adams beer, I got the urge to go take a dip. I ******** off all my clothes and proceeded into the...
    aikman08 aikman08 36-40, M Jan 5, 2013

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    I Enjoy Telling People About My Own Experience

    i most say i really starting to enjoy this site more then you guys or girls know, i mean you can go to the search and put anything on it then search and all most everytime you can find what you was looking for or you can make it, i know my dad would kill me if he knew how sexual...
    jennylovestosmile jennylovestosmile 18-21, F 12 Responses Nov 9, 2011

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    Sarah

    We worked together and I must admit from the first time i saw her I was interested, short boyish bobbed hair, small breasts, wid hips and sticky out arse. She pushed most of my buttons. of course she wasnt every ones cup of tea, "looks like a ****** dyke...she's a stuck up cow...
    flamehaired flamehaired 41-45, M 4 Responses Nov 21, 2011

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    Post Office

    It was shortly after midnight.I was totally relaxed and out of my guy clothes. light make up, a black top, leggings and t- straps. I realized that i needed to go to the post office and mail a halloween card to a special friend if i wanted it to get there on time. i threw on a...
    tvkaren tvkaren 51-55, T 1 Response Oct 28, 2013

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    Hot Summer Afternoon

    It's a hot summer day and your A/C is not working. I arrive at your house late that afternoon on the service call. Your house is rather warm as expected and as you open the door you are wearing as little as possible to beat the heat. You have on a short silk robe that barely...
    indy7up indy7up 46-50, M Jul 13, 2012

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    Kylie (My Niece) Sucked Me

    After our first act of real sex, I was really eager to have Kylie give me a *******. It didn’t happen that day. However the opportunity arose two weekends later at Aunt Josephine’s house. Kylie and I spent the hot summer Sunday at the poolside at her parents place. Her...
    DragonflyGreen DragonflyGreen 41-45, M 3 Responses Mar 15, 2013

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    What I Do To Have Sex When Col Needs Encouraging

    I think it is important that wives and girlfriends let their partners know they enjoy sex at least as much as they do. Because I want sex sometimes more than he does he enjoys making me do undignified things to have it. And I do love the naughty thrill it gives me. This one time...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 14, 2013

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    Uncle

    When I was 7 years old, I had a nasty uncle who would come into my bedroom at night when he thought I was sleeping. At first I just faked slept. I don't know if he knew I was fake sleeping or not. He'd take his penis and rub it all over any of my exposed body parts that may've...
    tami6960 tami6960 51-55, F 6 Responses Oct 25, 2011

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    Enjoy?

    I think I like having the ability to tell others about my likes and dislikes.About my desires and my experiences.The more I talk about things the more comfortable they become.The more comfortable I am with myself.Keeping every thing repressed and bottled up inside of me, at times...
    Josie06 Josie06 56-60, F Sep 14, 2011

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    Old Man At The Park

    Exchange of emails for a first encounter. This is a 'DaddyDom'. What is that? I have no idea except he is 10 years older than me. He says no bondage, no pain - just pure eroticism, kink & passion of a fantasy for both of us fulfilled. We set it up for last Sunday afternoon...
    tami6960 tami6960 51-55, F 13 Responses Jul 21, 2012

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    I Sucked A Guy Off In My Shop

    I was doing my afternoon shift in the newsagents. It was quiet and I was bored. When I get bored I get horny. Luckily we sell lots of dirty magazines, so I was just sitting behind the counter flipping through a copy of Taboo, looking at all the sexy girls tied up and gagged. I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Oct 5, 2010

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    Caught ************

    I was recently caught ************ by one of my best friends. Though she has seen me naked and has heard me having sex though a wall, she scolded me for it... I was home one day alone, or so I thought. See she'll stay with me for a few days at a time because she still lives...
    Alyster0666 Alyster0666 22-25, M 2 Responses Sep 15, 2009

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    Jacuzzi Tribb

    When I was 14 I really liked watching lesbian ****. So one day when I was with my best friend in a jacuzzi we started talking about sex. I told her that sometimes I like to watch lesbian **** and **********. She was a little weirded out when i said that and asked what kinds of...
    lollypoppussy lollypoppussy 18-21, F 13 Responses Jan 30, 2011

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    Just Informational

    If you ever want to read a dirty story about me, feel free to add me and read my stories the experiences i joined.
    SexAngel123 SexAngel123 18-21, F 16 Responses Jul 8, 2010

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    Masturbateing And Peeing In My Theater Seat.

    Until this week I have almost never done that many naughty things in public. I *********** in class a little secretly , did a few sexual things at school.  And I have purposely peed onto public washroom floors and stuff like that.  Just this week I wet and soiled my...
    WetgirlEP WetgirlEP 22-25, F 23 Responses Apr 24, 2010

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    One Of My Favorite Things

    For the last 15 years, sex has been a priority in my life. Mostly ********, but I have sucked thousands over the years in so many different ways. I've blown quite a few guys as a guy when it was convenient, but I've blown most of them as a girl. At first it was blowing guys at...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Sep 24, 2012

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    Like Being Touched

    i have this habit of taking a busride near my place braless, there was once i sat at the back of the bus wearing an oversized tee and shorts. and then this middleage man came and sat next to me, so i was between him and the window. at first i paid no attention to him, den i...
    enxuan enxuan 31-35 3 Responses Mar 16, 2010

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    My Tail And Seamen *****

    True story, only the names have been changed: This happened when I visited a Navy guy's barracks room, while I was stationed overseas, years ago. I was in my barracks room one night and I was feeling very horny. Guys have always been easier to find for a little 'no-strings' fun...
    JosetteLaRoc JosetteLaRoc 36-40 1 Response May 15, 2012

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    My Story ;)

    Right...it all started when I was 14. I went to a party and obviosley you get drunk (i was but not too bad). I was asked if i wanted to go to the little boys room, we went into a cubical and i ripped his shirt off! he took my clothes off and pulled my knickers down with his...
    annabellbabycakes annabellbabycakes 16-17 7 Responses Dec 29, 2010

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    Fun At The Mall!

    This experience took place at Grapevine Mills. Had been chatting with a female friend on Yahoo. Originally answered an ad on CL from her where she was exploring an interst on a Gang Bang. As we were talking I was at work, she was a stay at home mom. Kids were in school, she was...
    mwfntsyindfw mwfntsyindfw 36-40, M 2 Responses Aug 4, 2011

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    The News Agent

    In Scotland the laws are really strict about public nudity. However, there are a large number of men’s magazines on the various news stands. Every time I walk into the local news agent I’m tempted to pick up one as there are so many versions that aren’t available in the...
    speakingmusic speakingmusic 46-50, M 1 Response Jun 28, 2011

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    Golden Showers For Lola

    I had this slave doll once. She was married and I was in a relationship - so I met her secretly in different cities. We would stay in hotels and just enjoy intense D/s time. Once, after I had screwed her holes so hard she was sore, had spanked her *** so she'd remember for days...
    maestro1x maestro1x 31-35, M 2 Responses Nov 8, 2010

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    The Wall

    I was at a bar on a Saturday night and out back there was a lounge bar where the younger people went. Later on a DJ played there and some people danced in a small area in front of his box. I would normally have been up there dancing too but that night I spent most of my time at...
    NicciGreene NicciGreene 36-40, F 3 Responses Sep 25, 2010

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    Love Guys Who Listen...

    I've found I really miss my guy friends on here who were actually interested in talking to me about my experiences. For me a lot of the fun is in the reliving of my crazy adventures. I'd love to meet guys looking for online fiends to talk about real sex, not just cyber... Hard to...
    SmoothBabe SmoothBabe 22-25, F 28 Responses Feb 23, 2012

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    Dp: Always Tried, Never Succeeded Pt 1

    I've had the opportunity several times to attempt a DP on several different girls. I'm pretty big, 9" long and very thick around, so I just accepted that the only way I was every going to have anal with a girl was if I started dating a **** star. When I still had this in my...
    omnirusted omnirusted 26-30, M Jul 25, 2010

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    Pamela

    Bus ride home 1970's england, stemed up windows and the smell of schoolkids, "You ask her" " no you ask her" ad infinitum, batted back and forth between us, me and Chris, supernaturally charged, hormone crazed boys sat two seats behind Pamela, newly arrived from north of the...
    flamehaired flamehaired 41-45, M 8 Responses Aug 16, 2010

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    Yes

    I really enjoy telling true dirty stories about myself...and all the stories I write on EP are very true.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 26, 2012

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    Shocked & Annoyed

    If you have read a few of my escapades, you know that we attempt to be very discrete regarding our alternate life style. For years we have kept our "sex" friends separate from our every day friends and neighbors. For a long time, we have invited a few different st8 friends down...
    funseeeekrr funseeeekrr 41-45, F 21 Responses Dec 27, 2012

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    Me N My Games

    I am a fun lady. I know I am sexy (and arrogant about it). I use my sexuality to get everything I want, and some things I don't. It has gotten me into trouble before, but so what. Life goes on.I enjoy turning men on, and I admit it. Well, I admit it to you, but not to them...
    sexycpl4uall sexycpl4uall 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 11, 2013

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    **** In Popcorn Box

    When I was 13 at the movies with friends a man sat next to me. He offered me popcorn I took some he was a nice enough older man. Later in the movie my friends went to get drinks and candy, he offered me more this time I grabbed his **** which was in the box. I was shicked but...
    gg4meee gg4meee 36-40 4 Responses Nov 5, 2012

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    Related Experiences

    For as long as I can remember, I've loved things like personality quizzes, astrology, animal totems, enneagrams, anything that's designed to tell you about your personality. In my...
    VioletThorns VioletThorns 26-30, F a week ago

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    I don't know why I do it to myself, but it's a vicious circle. I feel bad about myself, I have sex with someone who couldn't give a **** about me, I'm left feeling empty and sick...
    Destrxctive Destrxctive 16-17, F 2 Responses Mar 24

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    I doubt I'll get to fifty but ill tick them off and stop when it happens. 1. I have a silver tongue. 2. I can be very charming. 3. I'm selfish. 4. I can read people in person...
    DiosesOscuros DiosesOscuros 22-25, M Apr 12

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    I just taught I looked really great so I took a couple of nude pictures. I even did some pictures of me fingering myself It's just kinda sad that the guy I wanted to show them...
    Thelightinthesky Thelightinthesky 18-21, F 7 Responses 2 days ago

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    Well this is some long introduction of me or things about me. So let's start :-) Im Mj an asian girl who have seen many bad things in life. I have done so many mistakes in my life...
    PartyPoison04 PartyPoison04 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 31

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    I have been thinking about this for a while. I have a fiance. He loves the way i look and has never once told me that i needed to change.He tells me im beautiful or sexy all the...
    Skyiiler Skyiiler 18-21, F Apr 7

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    It's embarrassing to admit, but I do. I'm not very good at expressing myself in real life, and I don't speak up very often, so I have a sense that not a lot of people understand me...
    almaera almaera 18-21, F Apr 12

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    I done one silly mistake in my life, and it gets magnified. I think to myself and wonder when it will end. I don't like feeling like this; the nights without sleep, meals you don't...
    J3ssii3 J3ssii3 22-25, F Mar 31

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    1)my last name is not "grier" just fyi. 2)I have 2 sisters. 3) I'm 14. 4) I love making new friends. 5) I'm depressed. 6) I have an eating dissorder. 7) I feel like I've...
    ashleygrierrr ashleygrierrr 13-15, F 11 hrs ago

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    I really do not like spring. I realize that this is going to start a whole weather war about "ewwww, how can you like the cold?!?!?" and all that. But you know what, 80 degrees is...
    CLKM CLKM 31-35, F Mar 22

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    Anyone got any questions about me--any topic?
    enigmaticgeek enigmaticgeek 51-55, M Mar 24

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    1. I have two chihuahuas. 2. I drink chocolate milk every day. 3. I love fishing. 4. I don't like my fingernails to be painted but I always have to have my toes painted. 5...
    thatgirlem thatgirlem 26-30, F Mar 30