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I F I Could Lick My Own Elbow, I Would Never Stop

I bet my own elbow will taste so damn good. 5 People

    If I could travel backwards, I would gladly do so; however, I would wish to retain the knowledge gained from the past.
    Olivia1962 Olivia1962 51-55, F 5 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    So my ex boyfriend dumped me on Christmas Eve and wouldn't tell me why but asked if we could still be friends so I told him no and stopped talking to him. Now that I have an...
    LilyAntoinette LilyAntoinette 18-21, F 7 hrs ago

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    Lvl 109 th9 Maxed Out Join My Clan: Reddit Exordium Clash Away :)
    WolvenWordz WolvenWordz 18-21, M 8 hrs ago

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    perhaps this is a little bit cliche... but if i could go back, i'd go back to the time i was w/my ex boyfriend. i think he was some sort of a psychopath. he strongly enjoys dating...
    screambloodygore screambloodygore 26-30, F 3 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    When I was bicurious I got with the girl I was fancy - ing, and had been for a long time. She's a flaming homo. Butch. What I like. She was a virgin in all aspects at the time. We...
    Awesg Awesg 18-21, F 11 hrs ago

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    I make custom shirts and I find it hard to choose what I actually want to put on a shirt. Lol
    AmberRosecd AmberRosecd 31-35, T 13 hrs ago

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    I have so many Academy awards, that you could call me DiCaprio
    TheSuperSandwizard TheSuperSandwizard 16-17 16 hrs ago

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    THE GREATEST LITERARY TALENT YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF
    Solitaireman Solitaireman 51-55, M 16 hrs ago

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    I have a secret that nobody knows
    Mamadvilla Mamadvilla 22-25, M 17 hrs ago

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    Sorry I'm late, I Really Really Don't Wanna Be Here.
    weepingpussywillow weepingpussywillow 31-35, F 1 Response 18 hrs ago

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    i got mine printed it says HUG ME IM EPILEPTIC lol and has the blue fis in the disney movie finding movie the one thats vey forgetfuk i cant remember her name :P lol
    Unmasked Unmasked 22-25, F 19 hrs ago

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    **** YOU FOR LIFE !!! 🍼🍼🍼
    namename2 namename2 18-21, F 1 Response 19 hrs ago

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    ❤️❤️🍺I love my liver ❤️❤️❤️🍻
    tripwithzip tripwithzip 26-30, F 1 Response 19 hrs ago

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    normal is boring but boring is normal
    lushybby lushybby 36-40, F 20 hrs ago

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    panda is love panda is life
    JaimeLoovesya JaimeLoovesya 13-15, M 20 hrs ago

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    on the back it'd say. "the person in front of me is slow... sorry."
    LostInEC95 LostInEC95 18-21, M 20 hrs ago

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    I'm like the White House . . . . . . . . . beautiful and untouchable
    ThisIsMyFightSong ThisIsMyFightSong 13-15, F 1 Response 21 hrs ago

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    I'm the quiet type that comes with quite a surprise
    SeekingLovetrust SeekingLovetrust 36-40, F 21 hrs ago

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    My shirt is LIMITED EDITION Don't ever steal
    chocolatewhatsoever chocolatewhatsoever 16-17, F 3 Responses 21 hrs ago

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    It would say this.... Which could mean so many things really... All which I relate to.
    yeahtimesahundred yeahtimesahundred 31-35, F 23 hrs ago

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    If you plan on breaking my heart turn the **** around
    Stormi33 Stormi33 18-21, F 23 hrs ago

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    "A wild Red appeared!" Cx It would probably say my real name though. XD My parents don't approve of my nickname.
    DrowningInRed DrowningInRed 13-15, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I'm in love with Justin Bieber
    ciarajones178 ciarajones178 18-21, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Front: Smart phones were designed so you could connect with the world from anywhere not to make you a genius. Back: So yes you are still dumb as you were before you bought the...
    preppiboi preppiboi 31-35, T 1 Response 1 day ago

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    (On the front) Don't eat the cake! Don't eat the cake! (On the back) And she ate the cake.
    Asia06 Asia06 18-21, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    "I live to love the one that's true to me"
    loneleyboy loneleyboy 13-15, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    F---- the world! I'm so over this ****!!! Get me outta here!
    OrochimaruSama92 OrochimaruSama92 22-25, F 1 day ago

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    Tyler's taxidermy, we've been stuffing beavers for 15 years
    Beaniesandbands1 Beaniesandbands1 13-15, M 1 day ago

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    "Rot op" translation "Fck off"
    stupidsukkel stupidsukkel 18-21, M 1 day ago

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    DA hell u lookin' at ? or Hi ! there , or I still do it better than you ;)
    YayaDarling YayaDarling 16-17, F 1 day ago

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    Killin it ery day
    dramaqueenz dramaqueenz 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    It would say CHB. That means Camp Half-Blood. The books not the movie. :D
    BlazeWS BlazeWS 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    it would say who wants a mustache ride !
    Elconquistadorn8 Elconquistadorn8 31-35, M 1 day ago

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    It would probably say "Lebanese" exactly like the one worn by Santana in Glee :))
    airwrecka airwrecka 26-30, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    **** Off! I'm lack of sleep.
    playingbrave playingbrave 16-17, F 1 day ago

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    "Life" and I would hand out lemons while wearing it
    TomboyBeth TomboyBeth 13-15, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    My Shitrt would probably say "Say I won't...I DARE YOU"
    SxuccessfuI SxuccessfuI 13-15, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    "Sometimes life takes a **** on you. You can either let that smother you, or you can absorb the nutrients and grow." And then there would be a giant steamy poo with a small green...
    justbnatural justbnatural 18-21, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Ok for those of you that wanted to know how doped dating went... First of all my sister was a so stressed. This was her idea to start with. She walked out of the place twice...
    cmyk323 cmyk323 41-45, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    I think about this much to often, I would of used that casterstion tool we had on my uncles farm, 2 that would of made for certion I would never became a man. 3 I would not have...
    stoflicken stoflicken 66-70, T 5 days ago

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    Ok so lets start from beginning, i have an academic enemy of sorts during University and we argued a lot regarding political theory, logic and governing social norms. I hated her...
    backgroundguy backgroundguy 22-25, M 1 Response a week ago

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