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I F I Could Lick My Own Elbow, I Would Never Stop

I bet my own elbow will taste so damn good. 4 People

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    I wish I could just lay in bed and have someone feed me. I have a bed, I have an appetite, all I need is a feeder
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    When I was younger. In about 5th grade i told myself that smoking and drinking was icky because of a program in school called D.A.R.E and it really made me want to stay clean. But...
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    I just realised I have been living only for the sake of meeting my mom's expectations and demands on me. And the more she pushes me to 'do the right things', the more stressed I...
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    Last night I had this dream about my brothers best friend. I've known the guy for years and he is staying at my parents with my brother at the moment so I see him all the time when...
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    I always think about things to much like what happens when we die... No one knows... Things like that stress me out and I think about every possible way to kill and be killed...
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    I can go against peer pressure! All my life I've been my own person and quite independent! I remember back at school people seem to put people in groups depending on what type of...
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    I think that the secret to happiness is contentment and management of expectations. A guy can have a great job & beautiful wife, but if he is constantly trying to find a better...
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    I've always been drawn towards people similar to me. People who have felt real pain and genuinely mean it when they say "I understand". Humorous people who laugh 'till they can't...
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    Death, suicide, paranoia. Images, flashbacks, nightmares. Never stops..
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    My whole life, I've always been quiet. Content to sit at home with a book And let the world go hurrying by That's not to say I was completely quiet... I could chatter And laugh...
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    So things haven't gotten better yet. I try to talk to my mom but she's hopelessly depressed. And blaming it on me. She is my stepmom and I was ten when my dad remarried. I stayed...
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    I'd go back to the time I lost my virginity and I would never do it and if it was possible to know all the things that I do now I would stay away from every guy that I ever slept...
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    I would shut up. Listen to you. Then I could have understood. I would do the exact opposite of everything I did. With the exception of working at hugs and going out with you. I...
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    But then again you would never see me enter one either....Because its not all about being popular for me. I don't rally for friendship or seek attention and prefer to be honest and...
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    I'm stoked this experience exists, which means I am not the *most* iron-deficient being on the planet. I was raised lacto-ovo veg since birth, and thus I don't even think of meat...
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    I have found this site and I have been reading everybody's situations about their biological father. I would love the input and advice that I can get in my situation. I was dating...
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    Me and my exfiance broke up over a year ago, i still beat myself up over what could have been if we would have stayed together
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    I would have never gone back to you. if I didn't go back to you I wouldn't have moved out of my parents house, I wouldn't have gone to the hospital from getting attacked and...
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    I would do it all day long if I could. Sometime times when I walk down the street, I spot someone with a really hot nose and I poke the hell out of it (with my elbow)!
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    My anger and cross-dressing problems started off small, I guess that was normal, but they kept on escalating, I used to think that the two had nothing in common, but then I noticed...
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    This story goes out to all of you who are grieving the loss of a love, I hope that what I have to say here may offer some small measure of strength for you to carry on and that...
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    When i was 16 i had moved with my family to new area for my dads work. In an unfamiliar place a lone awkward teenager with no true friends and a feww hidden mental health issues...
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    I often blame myself hard, if I don't match the expectation set by myself, when it comes to fulfilling daily mental deadlines at work. So hard that if I start late, I can no...
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    The Eros in me and the Beast in me, How they both loved her so dearly, My flaming kisses plunging into boundless bliss, From her cheeks I crawl along her spine, To her jaw from...
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    (2)... We had been meeting for months and although we would have a fantastic time together I often felt brushed off and forgotten until he wanted me again. I suspected there was...
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    Ok, I started high school about 2 years ago. On the second day of school I found my first high school crush. His name was Noah, and I slowly (much to my dismay) fell in love with...
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    This is me at 2 years and a half - my parents separated at age 3 or so - and was sent to stay at my grand mum , it was the first time I had suffered depression , missing my parents...
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    Hey I'm Jhaelyn but they call me Jae for short. I'm 19 and my life is nowhere. Many people believe I have such the perfect life and I'm like only if you knew. There's nothing that...
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    I already speak 3 languages .. Arabic,English and hindi and very little French and very very little Dutch but i do really wanna learn French and Dutch so I can speak 5 languages...
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    I'm sorry-I seem to be saying those two words a lot lately, mostly in my mind. I wish I could say them to the people who deserve to hear it. The ones I care about....I've hurt them...
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    I just bought my first brand new laptop.....well technically new. I bought it on amazon and it was in the original manufacturers packaging and never been opened before, but its got...
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    ok, pull a log up to the campfire.... it was a misty gray morning in Michigan, 11 years ago, when I went into work..... I walked in and saw a handsome man talking to one of my...
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