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I F I Could Lick My Own Elbow, I Would Never Stop

I bet my own elbow will taste so damn good. 5 People

    I worked for my mom. Today, I messed up a great deal and did something really stupid and made her look bad. What I did was absolutely unprofessional and irresponsible. I left work...
    StayCsBS93 StayCsBS93 18-21, F 3 Responses 36 mins ago

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    It would surly be a Holiday for I have offended and pissed off quite a few (countless other) people. But the pain would stop, the Physical first and foremost. AND yes the emotional...
    YesItsOneMoreTime YesItsOneMoreTime 56-60 5 hrs ago

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    I'm an interracial adoptee from Africa, adopted by a white family. These last few years I've been thinking about the stories my adoptive parents have told me about what happened...
    Tearystar1027 Tearystar1027 18-21 10 hrs ago

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    Another weekend passed by, so fast. Everyone shares this sentiment, weekends pass by quick. Starting Monday we wait and wait for the elusive weekend, the short spell of peace on...
    bujji14 bujji14 22-25, F 1 day ago

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    Everyday I would hang out with her,go walking and just explore shops.I'd get lost looking into her beautiful blue eyes and gaze at Her lovely red hair. I knew we had a thing for...
    Jaiweston Jaiweston 18-21, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I am 20 years old and never had an official boyfriend. Within the recent months, I began to develop a crush on a 19 year old at my mom's work. He is nice, smart, and funny which is...
    bnrous6949 bnrous6949 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    "Choose to be Happy" ^^^^^^^^^
    Natureismagic Natureismagic 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    if I told people that I am bipolar and have PTSD from childhood traumas, and military traumas would they want to know me... Or would they politely exit stage left once they found...
    harleyblu73 harleyblu73 41-45, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Except for today... I am not a shopper. I dread shopping malls like I dreaded mushy vegetables as a child. Perhaps it is because I grew up the child of parents who both survived...
    badassgirrrl badassgirrrl 41-45, F 7 Responses 5 days ago

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    I was clean off meth for six years. Started doing it again six months ago, and I can feel it overtaking me. I get so mad at myself every time I go on one of my week long binges...
    oneluvlychik2 oneluvlychik2 26-30 6 days ago

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    A Letter to A Customer, I know you're busy. So am I. But I wanted to take a moment to let you know that caught your daughter climbing the shelves in my department yesterday. Her...
    BabyRottie BabyRottie 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 24

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    No one will know the pain I felt when I opened my eyes to realize, like yesterday’s sunshine, you are no longer by my side. I’m sitting in the car on my way home from the...
    micksue micksue 51-55, M 1 Response Aug 23

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    If I can print my own T-shirt. it would be " It wasn't me! " lol
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 23

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    I would avoid the person and things that caused me a lot of pain, making me feel all these self-loathing. I would never let what happen degrade me even further than I already have...
    SparkyLeia SparkyLeia 13-15, F 3 Responses Aug 23

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    I would never have done some of the things I've done... And for that I'm truly so compassionately sorry... There are no excuses it was mean hurtful and unkind... I was young and...
    HisBeautifulDisaster HisBeautifulDisaster 36-40, F 2 Responses Aug 22

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    I swore up and down as a young adult that I would never let my children watch Barney or play too many video games.....well little did I know how much Video games would play into my...
    Allie9273 Allie9273 41-45, F 1 Response Aug 18

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    Big Blue, my life project... So I was raised by an electronics engineer as a father, which was kind of exciting at times, and boring at others... Anyway, about a year after he...
    weberdarren97 weberdarren97 18-21, M Aug 18

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    how about 'don't look he the joke's in your hand'
    Kentex Kentex 56-60, M 1 Response Aug 18

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    I liked those biker t shirts that say if you can read this the ***** fell off
    Kentex Kentex 56-60, M Aug 18

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    At the top the words Hey You. ...under that I'd have two hands one pointing ( you know like eyes in some pictures that seem to follow you) the other giving the bird ,straight and...
    Kentex Kentex 56-60, M Aug 18

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    This shirt is my best feature. If you need a laugh, read my resume. Will work to barely make it..
    wrestlingwithhope wrestlingwithhope 41-45, M Aug 17

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    "You are Loved" Print them more, ask my friends to wear to wherever they go to spread the message and give the rest to the homeless. Have already done it without the T-shirt and...
    Sonoluminescence Sonoluminescence 70+ 1 Response Aug 17

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    I have been trying to find myself and they say hindsight is 2020 but if I could do something over, I would have gone to a diffrent high school and stuck to my convictions more.
    Phoenixangel429 Phoenixangel429 22-25, F Aug 16

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    One Horrific Night In the Old Eastern Bloc- A little child should be nothing except peaceful and safe sleeping beside his mother. Unless this little 8 year old child is with his...
    DanteRhymes DanteRhymes 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 16

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    It would probably have song lyrics of "See you again by Wiz Khalifa" or "Stereo Hearts by Gym Class Hereos"
    someoneyoumightknow00 someoneyoumightknow00 18-21, M Aug 15

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    I truly would... I write things here that I seldom, or maybe never have told anyone, but there are things I wouldn't even write here. It would feel... feel what? Exhilarating...
    comeonletsgo comeonletsgo 61-65, M 4 Responses Aug 15

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    There have been many times in my life when I have bitten my tongue and just went with the norm...I don't think it was right to do then and I damn well don't think it is the right...
    Micky7288 Micky7288 56-60, M Aug 12

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    Ah life thou art a hartless *****
    SuicidalSquad SuicidalSquad 13-15, M Aug 12

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    mine will say: my moods changes every 5 minutes!!! BE CAREFUL!!!!
    Nastaran80 Nastaran80 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 11

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    Ever since i was young, i dont remember when, certainly before i was 5yo, ive had the feeling of being in the wrong role, i wanted to be a girl, perhaps my mum wanted a boy so...
    robertajayne robertajayne 51-55, T Aug 10

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    She arrived the other day I couldn’t be there when she stepped off the train A few days later we finally met Knowing that the sun on our relationship would never set She stepped...
    melbonly melbonly 51-55, M 1 Response Aug 10

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    Mine would say: "whatever you say"
    TheMadHatterWasHere TheMadHatterWasHere 18-21, F Aug 8

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    my shirt would have like a robot on it or something idk maybe "**** machign" in comic cans
    queerkitty queerkitty 22-25, T 1 Response Aug 8

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    gun
    queerkitty queerkitty 22-25, T 1 Response Aug 8

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    My T-shirt would say "insert finger here" and an arrow pointed to a small hole in my shirt over my navel
    littlebigwolf littlebigwolf 22-25, M Aug 8

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    black and yellow is like gorilla eating banana !!!
    gigyel gigyel 22-25, M Aug 8

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    "Bruh" bc I say that a lot..it depends if I'm irritated or I'm laughing my *** off haha
    heartcoaster1 heartcoaster1 13-15, F Aug 8

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    I'm Batman/Joker/Amy Farrah fowler😊
    TannerOscar TannerOscar 16-17, M Aug 8

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    If you could change something about yourself what would it be? hmmm myself entirely...
    hater527 hater527 18-21, M Aug 7

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    My shirt would say "Single, Wild, and Free" on the front and on the back "Let Me Be Me, Let Me Be Free".
    CHOCOLATEBELLYBUTTONPRINCESS83 CHOCOLATEBELLYBUTTONPRINCESS83 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 7

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