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I F I Could Lick My Own Elbow, I Would Never Stop

I bet my own elbow will taste so damn good. 5 People

    When I first started drinking I drove drunk. I crashed. I was sick about it. Nobody got hurt but they could have ya know? I could have hit someone. I hated myself. When you're...
    wordsonascreen wordsonascreen 18-21, M 2 Responses 57 mins ago

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    I would like to be sewn into one of the stiffer satin/taffeta almost floor length Victorian gowns. So I could not take the dress off. Under I would be put in an ivory satin tight...
    byndr byndr 46-50 1 hr ago

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    this is going to seem long but i figured this was a good place to vent. lol anyways! about a year ago i started talking to people online, basically out of boredom. thats when i...
    queenb3a queenb3a 18-21, F 2 hrs ago

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    My name is Karly I just turned 16 and I am from Michigan but currently live in Florida. When I was younger my dad used to beat me and my sisters so my mom and dad got a divorce...
    allaboutkarly allaboutkarly 16-17, F 3 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    I have to wonder...If I had made the wrong choices, if I hadn't messed it up, would I still be with him? Would I be as happy as I am now? He tore my heart to pieces and now it's...
    Terribl3Things Terribl3Things 16-17 19 hrs ago

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    I went to a small liberal arts college because my mother and grandmother wanted me to. I was going to go to engineering school but a professor I worked with that summer before...
    cb934586 cb934586 46-50, F 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    It starts out simple enough, a freshly rolled marajuana joint, you smoke it with a friend or two and in a few minutes you feel better than you ever have in your life for a few...
    aerosnz aerosnz 56-60, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    I wish I had one would never leave them alone
    alexabi alexabi 36-40, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    http://m.bookemon.com/book-profile/the-shadows-arising/165803 If you click on this link, it will take you to a book I wrote a few years ago, "The Shadows Arising". It has become...
    novaftmpride novaftmpride 16-17, T 4 days ago

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    I haven't wrote anything in a while. . . It isn't writers block or anything, I just keep thinking my stories are too immature like I need to get out more and see more before they...
    NutellaCookieBaby NutellaCookieBaby 13-15, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    Let Clear This Up Again! Ok Here goes, pay attention! I hated 50 shades of grey and I am against the PervTards on EP who peddle this ****! I AM NOT NOT NOT A SLAVE TO ANY MAN AND...
    LadyGypsy LadyGypsy 36-40, F 6 days ago

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    I would never let a friend die if I could save him/her. I rather die than live a life of guilt
    GZPJ GZPJ 13-15, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    I wish I could win the lottery,my dad and my husband would never work again :D
    MrsSalinas16 MrsSalinas16 18-21, F a week ago

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    I never felt like I fit in into any religion. My parent forced me to be Catholic but I just could believe in their beliefs. I had friends of other religions that tried to make me...
    Imirinde Imirinde 31-35, F a week ago

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    I just want to live my life without having to revolve every decision that I make around a job. I want to travel when I feel like it. I want to work whenever and wherever I want to...
    CDoza CDoza 26-30, M Jul 21

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    I just want to live my life without having to revolve every decision that I make around a job. I want to travel when I feel like it. I want to work whenever and wherever I want to...
    CDoza CDoza 26-30, M Jul 21

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    Yeahhhhhhh (~)_(~) that is my only wish before I die... but she would never come to complete it. Maybe she will hug her somebody else, love somebody else.... which would never be...
    zemli zemli 22-25, M Jul 21

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    I wish i could forget about you but you're unforgetable...
    xxjellybabyxx xxjellybabyxx 26-30, F Jul 18

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    I wish I didn't still think of you.. I wish I could just forget you... I wish I never fell in love with you...but I'll never wish we never met.
    alleycat66 alleycat66 46-50, F 1 Response Jul 18

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    I'm not one for leaving my dog in the car. I love him so much that I walk him whenever I come back from errands. I've seen pets taken from cars and the owner being arrested for it...
    ValerieFrizzle ValerieFrizzle 41-45, F Jul 17

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    we are all of mistake...we call them DAD
    miimii0069 miimii0069 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 17

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    Ughh.. I remember waking up so confused, scared, cold & sweaty at the same time😩...... I feel like that smell would never go away... & his face keeps popping up. I try to get...
    beautifulego beautifulego 16-17 1 Response Jul 17

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    **** the FBI I'm not a gang banger I'm a juggalo
    GrimthewickedJester GrimthewickedJester 13-15, M Jul 15

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    My shirt would probably say something like "F*** this sh**."
    Ashera22 Ashera22 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 15

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    ***** please! Save that **** for another day!
    scissorovacomb scissorovacomb 26-30, F Jul 15

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    More bulls***, please! This shirt is my best feature.
    wrestlingwithhope wrestlingwithhope 41-45, M Jul 15

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    Second Mouse gets the Cheese!
    Strawberrygiggles Strawberrygiggles 41-45, F 2 Responses Jul 15

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    It would say "cyanide and happiness forever!"
    Theguy0298 Theguy0298 16-17, M Jul 15

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    if you're not British... keep walking!
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F 3 Responses Jul 15

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    "Keep your eyes to the sun and you'll never see the shadow."
    MagentaBleu MagentaBleu 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 14

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    "Today I will have no worries."
    WhoAreWeIsTheQuestion WhoAreWeIsTheQuestion 22-25, F Jul 14

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    "Fluck you and your baby mama" lol
    Jailey Jailey 13-15, F Jul 14

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    If I could print my own shirt it would say "dirty hippy" with a smiley face it would also be a muscle shirt
    rebellatrix rebellatrix 18-21, F Jul 14

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    "Ice Cream tastes cool" with some little picture of an ice cream :P
    DoorMattress DoorMattress 13-15, M 1 Response Jul 14

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    I would NEVER EVER EVER cheat... You can cheat on me but I can't and I won't... I just don't see the point of cheating... It sounds idiotic and stupid...
    RagingDemon29 RagingDemon29 13-15, F 4 Responses Jul 14

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    I've always wondered what could have happened if I would have taken school seriously. School to me was social hour with the annoyance of teachers and homework thrown into the mix...
    flyingmonkies flyingmonkies 41-45, M 2 Responses Jul 10

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    Life didn't exist. Think about it could be true because there is actually no proof life exists without using senses cause those are just an illusion. Even this website and...
    Emsickles Emsickles 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 10

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    I was outside with my two very large dogs, I read about dogs loving to lick peanut butter and some people put if on their feet for tickle torture! So when I was home alone for...
    MagicTickles MagicTickles 22-25, M Jul 9

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    I'm new on the site but already got some unpleasant experiences, sad ones, with some men here... I'm not talking about the usual perverts who send their pics freely without nobody...
    000Camilla 000Camilla 31-35, F 5 Responses Jul 8

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    I'd start at age 14 when the wheels started to come off in my life, first with drugs, then alcohol, it was fun in the beginning and it led to me meeting my 1st wife at a party I...
    aerosnz aerosnz 56-60, M 2 Responses Jul 8

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    This is a brief overview of someone who was. This is not written as one would expect, but rather a diagram, skeleton, or outline of the person who was myself. Just like a...
    thinkdeepr thinkdeepr 26-30, M Jul 8

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