I F My Life Were a Movie, I'd Have Fired This Director By Now

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    You're Fired!

    Hate It Hate It Hate It!!! The director Is Doing An Awful Job! I Have Good Times But They Are A Few And Far Inbetween! The Rest Is Awful! And I Don't Know About The Ending But I Hope It's Good!
    andreinac13 andreinac13
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Apr 13, 2009
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Sep 2, 2015

    Taking Care Of The Little Things, Because That's About All There Is

    In a good movie, nothing is done, said, skids, shines, flies, drops, appears, or disappears without a good reason. Not only has my film, of late, had a lot of open, empty space.  Not only has it built towards so many climaxes that never happened  Reflecting on it, my life might...
    UnderEli UnderEli
    46-50, M
    Aug 22, 2013

    I Mean It

    My life would make for a seriously lousy movie. I meet this guy... and on our first date find out that he's a hardcore junkie. We get close... and he leaves for the other side of the country. The first time we told each other "I love you"... we were both drunk. And the...
    garbanzobean garbanzobean
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Jul 9, 2008

    I Would Also Fire The Leading Man

    Yeah, the movie would be a bit like a movie with a story that sort of comes together by itself. There is no real build for anything. Random events happen. As exciting as they are, they don't make all that much sense. The leading man is Oliver Platt and he never gets the (or any...
    TheEvilLeaper TheEvilLeaper
    26-30, M
    Apr 1, 2010

    HOLY Cow.

    I probably would have fired the WHOLE crew by now!!! I mean, the makeup artist isn't doing so hot. Have you SEEN how I look? LOL The extras and my costars aren't doing so well either. None of them are *CONNECTING* with my character the way they're supposed to be. No...
    iFortiTude iFortiTude
    31-35
    1 Response Feb 26, 2009

    What Kind Of Drama Is This!?

    LOLOMG AT THE TITLEI mean, it is a good movie and all,but MAN,WHAT KIND OF MOVIE IS THIS?!A SICK, TWISTED, DEMENTED, INSANE, DRAMAYou are so mean to the main character!CUT.I'M THE MAIN ACTRESS AND SOMETIMES I WANT TO SAY,I QUIT!!!
    WiltingBlossom WiltingBlossom
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Jun 20, 2011

    I Am Going To Live To See The Day Where I Don't Have Depression Or Anxiety.

    I've never said that until today, but I mean it. I WILL experience what it's like to not feel depressed, anxious, or lost. I'm only assuming that it is possible, but I would really like that. But what the hell am I doing? I have no sense of an inner compass. I just waste time and...
    sunshineunder sunshineunder
    18-21, F
    Nov 19, 2012

    Cut, Cut!

    and CUT, the end
    thehippy thehippy
    41-45, F
    Mar 29, 2009
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