I Fart a Lot

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    Im super gassy right now,

    ive had trapped gas for hours now it's finally coming out and I can't stop farting 😂😂😂 its loud rumbly gas at that not to mention it smells like hot cheese and poop
    Fartgirl69 Fartgirl69
    18-21, F
    6 Responses Jan 3, 2016

    Hey everyone! Sooo my old account,

    Jessiclez, got deleted for some reason. ****** weird, but whatever! Here's my new one! At least I got rid of the z haha. Sitting around my house ripping morning farts! :)
    Jessicle Jessicle
    26-30, F
    6 Responses Oct 24, 2015

    Had a looot of ice cream last night,

    and my IBS does NOT like that haha. I have so much gas right now, and my farts smell like chocolate and ****! I actually kind of like the smell...I've been ripping *** under the covers then poking my head under to smell them hehe. ;P
    Jessicle Jessicle
    26-30, F
    7 Responses Nov 21, 2015

    I'm really gassy right now,

    I don't know why though.
    heyitselly heyitselly
    16-17, F
    3 Responses Apr 15, 2016

    yep, I do, And theyre not girly ones either,

    these are loud obnoxious underwear tearing farts :D
    thebooboo thebooboo
    26-30, F
    6 Responses Jun 30, 2015

    So I just finished teaching my morning yoga

    class, and it was freaking hilarious! I heard like four of my students fart lmao. They were super embarrassed too, so I had to give the whole "it's perfectly normal to fart during yoga" speech. I don't know why they were so worried about it, I fart up on the instructor platform...
    deleted deleted
    4 Responses Oct 15, 2015

    Just finished taking the hugest morning dump.

    I was letting off some big pre-poop farts before it, and they stunk so bad lol. Especially the SBDs. ;P
    Jessicle Jessicle
    26-30, F
    5 Responses Nov 7, 2015

    Hi ya'll. :) I'm new to ep,

    loving it so far. So yea, I fart a LOT. I have mild IBS lol so, sometimes I get pretty dangerous but most of the time it's just very, very frequent gas. I love it though!
    deleted deleted
    6 Responses Oct 14, 2015

    I am super gassy right now.

    PM me if any girl wants to hear me fart. I'll be gassy all night probably cause i have no idea what i ate but they are really nice sounding farts :D
    girlfartlover23 girlfartlover23
    18-21, M
    Jan 23, 2016

    I would love to write about an experience

    but sadly I have never had one is there any girl that is open about talking about then farting or anything of that nature???????
    26-30, M
    Feb 27, 2016

    Soooo...I had hardboiled eggs this morning

    for breakfast. I had like 5 of them, I was so freaking HUNGRY. I'm paying for it now. When I eat eggs, I let off the nastiest smelling SBDs. Even I don't like how they smell! :/ this kind of gas, I no likie lol.
    deleted deleted
    3 Responses Oct 21, 2015

    I got some big ones building up.

    anyone got snapchat? mine's barryxxm
    deleted deleted
    May 10, 2015

    I like girls farting,

    any girls that don't mind farting or lives near Washington, D.C. Message me.
    Esteban123901 Esteban123901
    18-21, M
    Jun 8, 2015

    It's raining outside!

    ! Looking forward to a lazy Sunday inside listening to the rain. :) I'm stinking up my living room room right now, I have some bad morning gas and my farts smell like rotten eggs haha!
    Jessicle Jessicle
    26-30, F
    6 Responses Nov 1, 2015

    Just got the urge to go take a HUGE ****,

    but I think I'll sit here and enjoy my gas first. :) I'm rippin some awesome farts!
    Jessicle Jessicle
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Oct 25, 2015

    So..... I've come to notice

    that everytime my husband and I go to Marble Slab Creamery, I am always blowing up the car after I finish my ice cream. Ice cream farts man, ICE CREAM FARTS!!!! #Dead #FartsAreLegit
    deleted deleted
    3 Responses Jan 21, 2016

    I Thinks Farts Smell Good

    Who says that farts have to smell bad?  I think that they smell good, and there is nothing that anyone can say that will change my mind about that.  I have farting issues.  So, if you are going to be stuck with something, then you might as well enjoy it. ...
    SaFarta SaFarta
    13-15, F
    2 Responses Dec 24, 2009

    Man...... This gas is no joke!

    But whatever! I'm gonna let 'em rip! #FartsAreLegit
    deleted deleted
    5 Responses Jan 11, 2016

    I finally feel better yay!

    and confident enough to push my farts out again without having an accident! lol bellyache sucks
    windygemz windygemz
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Aug 31, 2015
    psycopower90 psycopower90
    22-25, M
    Jul 19, 2014
    Ashley2K14 Ashley2K14
    22-25, F
    6 Responses Nov 23, 2014

    I'm really gassy right now.

    It's getting really bad
    heyitselly heyitselly
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Apr 17, 2016

    So holy crap, I have the craziest beer gas this

    morning!! I'm still laying in bed and I just keep ripping these looong drawn out bassy farts, and they stink!!! I kinda like it though, I keep putting my head under the covers to smell them lol. ;P
    deleted deleted
    10 Responses Oct 17, 2015

    I'm very gassy right now.

    They're small ones but they sound great. Message me if you wanna talk bout my farts
    girlfartlover23 girlfartlover23
    18-21, M
    1 Response Mar 28, 2016

    I had a ******* huge milkshake last night,

    and the farts will not stop this morning! They're stinking up my whole room. Pretty sure I'll be taking a huge **** pretty soon too...damn milkshakes. Haha!
    deleted deleted
    5 Responses Oct 16, 2015

    At the yoga studio, heading to the bathroom.

    I was letting off some stinkers in the car on my way over here...definitely pre-poop farts lol! Gotta take a **** before I teach; teaching yoga + having to poop = very uncomfortable.
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Oct 21, 2015

    I'm about to go to a relaxing yoga class.

    :) excited to go, but I had a big lunch so, of course, I'm ripping *** like no tomorrow. This is gonna be interesting lol..
    deleted deleted
    4 Responses Oct 19, 2015

    I drink a lot of gassy drinks

    and have a lot of wholemeal based fibre.
    jaimeedl jaimeedl
    36-40, M
    Jul 26, 2015
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