I Fart a Lot

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    So I just finished teaching my morning yoga

    class, and it was freaking hilarious! I heard like four of my students fart lmao. They were super embarrassed too, so I had to give the whole "it's perfectly normal to fart during yoga" speech. I don't know why they were so worried about it, I fart up on the instructor platform...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Oct 15, 2015

    I like girls farting,

    any girls that don't mind farting or lives near Washington, D.C. Message me.
    Esteban123901 Esteban123901
    18-21, M
    Jun 8, 2015
    Ashley2K14 Ashley2K14
    22-25, F
    6 Responses Nov 23, 2014

    I'm about to go to a relaxing yoga class.

    :) excited to go, but I had a big lunch so, of course, I'm ripping *** like no tomorrow. This is gonna be interesting lol..
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Oct 19, 2015

    Had a looot of ice cream last night,

    and my IBS does NOT like that haha. I have so much gas right now, and my farts smell like chocolate and ****! I actually kind of like the smell...I've been ripping *** under the covers then poking my head under to smell them hehe. ;P
    Jessicle Jessicle
    26-30, F
    7 Responses Nov 21, 2015

    I would love to write about an experience

    but sadly I have never had one is there any girl that is open about talking about then farting or anything of that nature???????
    USA17HR USA17HR
    26-30, M
    Feb 27

    I'm really gassy right now,

    I don't know why though.
    heyitselly heyitselly
    16-17, F
    3 Responses Apr 15

    At the yoga studio, heading to the bathroom.

    I was letting off some stinkers in the car on my way over here...definitely pre-poop farts lol! Gotta take a **** before I teach; teaching yoga + having to poop = very uncomfortable.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Oct 21, 2015

    I got some big ones building up.

    anyone got snapchat? mine's barryxxm
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    May 10, 2015

    So holy crap, I have the craziest beer gas this

    morning!! I'm still laying in bed and I just keep ripping these looong drawn out bassy farts, and they stink!!! I kinda like it though, I keep putting my head under the covers to smell them lol. ;P
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    10 Responses Oct 17, 2015

    Hey everyone! Sooo my old account,

    Jessiclez, got deleted for some reason. ****** weird, but whatever! Here's my new one! At least I got rid of the z haha. Sitting around my house ripping morning farts! :)
    Jessicle Jessicle
    26-30, F
    6 Responses Oct 24, 2015

    I drink a lot of gassy drinks

    and have a lot of wholemeal based fibre.
    jaimeedl jaimeedl
    36-40, M
    Jul 26, 2015

    I had a ******* huge milkshake last night,

    and the farts will not stop this morning! They're stinking up my whole room. Pretty sure I'll be taking a huge **** pretty soon too...damn milkshakes. Haha!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    5 Responses Oct 16, 2015

    It's raining outside!

    ! Looking forward to a lazy Sunday inside listening to the rain. :) I'm stinking up my living room room right now, I have some bad morning gas and my farts smell like rotten eggs haha!
    Jessicle Jessicle
    26-30, F
    6 Responses Nov 1, 2015

    I'm really gassy right now.

    It's getting really bad
    heyitselly heyitselly
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Apr 17

    I Thinks Farts Smell Good

    Who says that farts have to smell bad?  I think that they smell good, and there is nothing that anyone can say that will change my mind about that.  I have farting issues.  So, if you are going to be stuck with something, then you might as well enjoy it. ...
    SaFarta SaFarta
    13-15, F
    2 Responses Dec 24, 2009

    Soooo...I had hardboiled eggs this morning

    for breakfast. I had like 5 of them, I was so freaking HUNGRY. I'm paying for it now. When I eat eggs, I let off the nastiest smelling SBDs. Even I don't like how they smell! :/ this kind of gas, I no likie lol.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Oct 21, 2015

    I'm very gassy right now.

    They're small ones but they sound great. Message me if you wanna talk bout my farts
    girlfartlover23 girlfartlover23
    18-21, M
    1 Response Mar 28

    Just finished taking the hugest morning dump.

    I was letting off some big pre-poop farts before it, and they stunk so bad lol. Especially the SBDs. ;P
    Jessicle Jessicle
    26-30, F
    5 Responses Nov 7, 2015

    yep, I do, And theyre not girly ones either,

    these are loud obnoxious underwear tearing farts :D
    thebooboo thebooboo
    26-30, F
    6 Responses Jun 30, 2015

    Man...... This gas is no joke!

    But whatever! I'm gonna let 'em rip! #FartsAreLegit
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    5 Responses Jan 11

    I am super gassy right now.

    PM me if any girl wants to hear me fart. I'll be gassy all night probably cause i have no idea what i ate but they are really nice sounding farts :D
    girlfartlover23 girlfartlover23
    18-21, M
    Jan 23

    I finally feel better yay!

    and confident enough to push my farts out again without having an accident! lol bellyache sucks
    windygemz windygemz
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Aug 31, 2015

    Just got the urge to go take a HUGE ****,

    but I think I'll sit here and enjoy my gas first. :) I'm rippin some awesome farts!
    Jessicle Jessicle
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Oct 25, 2015

    So..... I've come to notice

    that everytime my husband and I go to Marble Slab Creamery, I am always blowing up the car after I finish my ice cream. Ice cream farts man, ICE CREAM FARTS!!!! #Dead #FartsAreLegit
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Jan 21
    psycopower90 psycopower90
    22-25, M
    Jul 19, 2014

    Im super gassy right now,

    ive had trapped gas for hours now it's finally coming out and I can't stop farting 😂😂😂 its loud rumbly gas at that not to mention it smells like hot cheese and poop
    Fartgirl69 Fartgirl69
    18-21, F
    6 Responses Jan 3

    Hi ya'll. :) I'm new to ep,

    loving it so far. So yea, I fart a LOT. I have mild IBS lol so, sometimes I get pretty dangerous but most of the time it's just very, very frequent gas. I love it though!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    6 Responses Oct 14, 2015
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