I Fart In Your General Direction

Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you and all your silly k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt! 54 People

    Where's Sir Robin When We Need 'im?

    Personally I's rather - swallow  -AAAAAAHHH! 
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    May 7, 2009

    Its Only A Flesh Wound!

    omly a flesh wound?! Your bloody arms off! not it isnt.
    AKtwitch AKtwitch
    18-21, M
    Apr 19, 2010

    Ok, a Won, a Too, Um, Fawr!

    Shhh, it's only a model...
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    May 6, 2009
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    Jan 3, 2015

    Sadly Some Of My Best & Close Friends

    For years i knew these guys, two brothers that would literally hold each other down, just to fart in their face. I mean even if the he was on the other side of the house if one of them felt a fart coming they would hold it in until they could let it rip on his brother, a now the...
    Doritoman Doritoman
    Apr 25, 2011

    Your Mother Was a Hamster!

    and your father smelled of elderberries!    
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter
    26-30, F
    24 Responses Mar 4, 2008
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