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    I was farting and starting peeing on myself.

    It was a long rumbly fart and demanded its way out. Felt good but it's so stinky. Now my jeans are all wet and I'm in public.
    Jonay95 Jonay95 26-30, F 6 Responses Dec 29, 2014

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    I was in the hospital having my son

    and the nurse was checking me to see how far I was dilated and when she stuck her finger in I farted and she goes, whoops, wrong button! I bout died from laughter! Try having contractions and laughing hardcore for the next hour!! LMAOOO!!!
    texan75 texan75 36-40, F 6 Responses Oct 8, 2014

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    my morning routine: I wake up get some

    rumblies in my tummy fart maybe 3 or 4 times and then by that time i gotta poop when i go im wearing a night gown so all i hav to do is sit down haha i take something to read or i paint my toes. although i share this place and pay i am allowed to leave the door open and i do...
    lonelydancergirl lonelydancergirl 22-25, F 9 Responses Oct 4, 2014

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    I just fart loudly in balcony n my neighbors see

    that ...omg I feels awkward...
    deleted deleted 26-30 10 Responses Nov 10, 2015

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    My Farting Love Life

    I don’t remember when I started developing the interest in female farting but all I know was that I became notorious for farting on or around ladies, I cant help it they just seems to give me a rumbling in my tummy whenever they are close, and I don’t hesitate to grace them...
    farty4009 farty4009 22-25 8 Responses Nov 14, 2011

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    daddynastyd daddynastyd 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 14

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    It's natural and not something to be ashamed of.

    .. unless you do it in a crowded room!
    FurryElephant FurryElephant 36-40, F 2 Responses Nov 27, 2015

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    The Day I Found Out My Partner Had A Fart Fetish

    THE DAY I FOUND OUT MY PARTNER HAD A FART FETISH    The day I found out my partner had a farting fetish and the day i got my bottom ****** for the first time  I was in my bedroom tidying up in my little white lace gstring knickers , my partner I thought had gone to the...
    HELEN567 HELEN567 26-30, F 10 Responses Apr 23, 2011

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    daddynastyd daddynastyd 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 17

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    I'm really tired of these farts.

    I think I'm going to try beanex to see if they will go away. I eat dairy I fart, I don't eat dairy and I still fart. How do I get rid of it?
    vaneese vaneese 26-30, F 20 Responses Dec 27, 2014

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    riotcubone riotcubone 22-25, M 1 Response Nov 12, 2015

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    It's time for you losers to eat my dirty farts,

    and make sure you lick my unwiped *******
    GodLikeAlpha GodLikeAlpha 18-21, M 1 Response Jan 16

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    It has been probably a year

    since I had Wienerschnitzel. So today I loaded up on chilicheese dogs. About an hour later, the bubbleguts started and I just had to break ***! It was very liberating. #FeelingBlessed #GodIsGood
    JebediahFartski JebediahFartski 41-45, M Sep 22, 2015

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    today at work me and this really hot new

    colleague were in the store room sorting out stock. i was so bored so i asked him to pull my finger. he knew what was coming but still did it, and i ripped a fart so big it nearly tore a hole in my tight black trousers! i then jokingly asked if he wanted to sniff my bum, and he...
    amylfs92 amylfs92 22-25, F 10 Responses Oct 28, 2015

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    who haven't wash the booty

    so I can dig my fingers threw the crack
    daddynastyd daddynastyd 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 17

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    sometimes I need someone to be undercovers with

    me smelling my hot juicy farts
    daddynastyd daddynastyd 22-25, F 7 Responses Jan 8

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    my dream is and always has been to be the wife

    that gets to live in a nice house with a sweet husband and maybe 2 kids i want to be able to fart for my husband put my toes in his mouth and i want it to feel like a natural turn on thing i want to be able to have a guy that i can be my dumb self with and wear his shirt around...
    lonelydancergirl lonelydancergirl 22-25, F 9 Responses Dec 14, 2015

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    My stomachs all gurgly

    and I've been letting out some big ones, I think I need to poo...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Jan 21

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    Ever heard girls don't fart well they lied I

    love to fart and I'm comfortable with it if a guy can do it why can't i? I love to fart in the tightest jeans I got just to make it loud for him to hear lol!!!!
    SophieP1 SophieP1 18-21, F 15 Responses Mar 24, 2015

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    Full of gas! I feel like I'm full of gas haha.

    I keep pushing and letting out huge loud farts and it's really nice. I feel like very soon something else might come out with one of these!
    UhOhSorry UhOhSorry 18-21, F 10 Responses Sep 3, 2014

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    my sister thinks i am disgusting

    but i find farts really funny. i always giggle when i am alone in my room and rip a really loud fart. boys are much cooler on that topic... i can sit with my brother on the couch watching a movie and when we had chili or onion soup that day we really have a contest who can...
    Marceline2000 Marceline2000 18-21, F 6 Responses Aug 17, 2014

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    riotcubone riotcubone 22-25, M Jan 6

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    This happened yesterday.

    I was on a train and they a group of nun's from my old school. And I farted near one. And this nun said that fart smells like one of our old student. I turned around and said sorry sister Julia. It was a whoopa whoopa
    slivereyes slivereyes 36-40, F 5 Responses Nov 6, 2015

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    Ifartz Lol

    So usually my stomach is pretty strong and I don't blow any gas...however if I eat grapes, broccoli, mexican food or a good amount of greasy and dairy food, I will blow you away. My farts can be very nasty and smelly lol. I hate wearing jeans because they linger in the jeans and...
    bigbuttfart bigbuttfart 26-30, F 12 Responses Jun 19, 2013

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    I fart loudly very often.

    I hold my farts in during school but as soon as I'm home I ***** to my panties and let it all out ;) they're usually smelly and I have to air out the room before my family gets home.
    IfAtOnceMySoulCried IfAtOnceMySoulCried 18-21, F 7 Responses Jul 25, 2015

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    pantera44 pantera44 22-25, M 5 Responses Nov 29, 2015

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    Hi ya'll! I'm just laying in bed ripping some

    pretty stinky farts. Morning gas and all haha. Any girls want to chat? ;)
    Jessicle Jessicle 22-25, F 4 Responses Nov 8, 2015

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    Terrible gas! I'm having horrible gas right

    now haha. I'm farting up an incredible storm and the room stinks!
    UhOhSorry UhOhSorry 18-21, F 8 Responses Jul 6, 2014

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    i definitely didn't just follow through,

    and definitely didn't have to clean myself up before definitely not changing my underwear. oops...!
    amylfs92 amylfs92 22-25, F 6 Responses Nov 17, 2015

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    I have been farting all day haha it started off

    as just burps but now its bad loud stinky farts that linger around the rooms haha and its hot out so in the heat its HORRID
    lonelydancergirl lonelydancergirl 22-25, F 8 Responses Jul 6, 2015

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    blazer123901 blazer123901 18-21, M Aug 27, 2015

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    dang i hate doin this n bein swo smelleh .

    xD lol . bleh . n sumtimes my systems goes thru such weird yuck stages ... yuck ... lolololololol . ew :P xD lol . i dont even know why am i actually writing a thing for this xD lol
    cdwishimatgurlCalandraBelle cdwishimatgurlCalandraBelle 36-40, M 2 days ago

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    My morning gas is really bad I sometimes eat

    breakfast with my mom at the table and she gets really mad when I fart at the table I just laugh and say I got gas can't help it I really both do and don't care who's around when I pass gas I just do it! The funny thing is it's never a quiet silent but violent it's always...
    deleted deleted 26-30 9 Responses Jul 6, 2014

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    Just let one fly, no pants

    or underwear to hold it back. Whoo wee! Instant gas out!
    Railfan50 Railfan50 46-50, M 2 days ago

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    I had a day with a friend of mine today

    where her grandmother had made hot dogs with jalapeno and cheese inside them i ate like 5 of them and i had to pass gas so bad but her mom and her grandma were there and i didnt wanna be rude well i was standing around and it had gotten too hot to be in the clothes i was in so i...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jul 1, 2014

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    blazer123901 blazer123901 18-21, M 1 Response Oct 24, 2015

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    they say women don't fart,

    but me and my girl friends will say that's not true! we always have farting contests, even more fun when we do it in each other's faces. but there's been one or two times where i've had to change out of my thong...
    amylfs92 amylfs92 22-25, F 13 Responses Jul 25, 2015

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    I've been holding in a huge fart

    since about 1:00 it's 4:00 now when I let it out the consequence may be pretty ****** bad
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses Jun 16, 2014

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    I could not stop farting

    while running on the treadmill this morning. Not only would they not stop but they smelled. So I had to just stand in the smell the whole time.
    nurse1395 nurse1395 18-21, F 8 Responses Jan 13, 2015

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    all the time in public I do it all the time in

    public! I was at the mall and found the most crouded place and let one go.
    UhOhSorry UhOhSorry 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 2, 2014

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    Hey guys! Sorry I haven't been online much :/

    my bf is getting better and better!!! eee!! I love him. He is so accepting of everything I do. Today I accidentally farted while cuddling. I got so scared and I quickly apologized and moved away so he didn't have deal with my stink haha anyways he said "where are you going?" I...
    CutieLiLEmily CutieLiLEmily 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 21, 2015

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    Milk was a bad idea. I'm about to quarantine

    myself in my room for the night.
    Cartaboost Cartaboost 22-25, M 1 Response Jan 18

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    when i buy a new pair of trousers

    or jeans or underwear or dress or skirt and i fart for the first time wearing them i always say that i'm christening my new clothes haha
    amylfs92 amylfs92 22-25, F 7 Responses Dec 8, 2015

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    daddynastyd daddynastyd 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 17

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    I'm super gassy right now.

    Does any girl want to hear me fart? I'll fart back for them i promise. Message me
    girlfartlover23 girlfartlover23 18-21, M 1 Response Jan 6

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