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    I had a day with a friend of mine today

    where her grandmother had made hot dogs with jalapeno and cheese inside them i ate like 5 of them and i had to pass gas so bad but her mom and her grandma were there and i didnt wanna be rude well i was standing around and it had gotten too hot to be in the clothes i was in so i...
    deleted deleted 26-30 9 Responses Jul 1

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    The Smell Of Bitter, Tranquil Inglorious Flatulence.

    its like music to my nose. the shifting of the bowel to turn over another chord. the melodies, the sweet, sweet symphonies that expolde in one gigantic rumble. Its just noise. The air compressing between two cheeks. As the manifestation of gas leaks..it seeps over and under like...
    amyriadofmelodies amyriadofmelodies 22-25, F 3 Responses Apr 13, 2011

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    Any girl up for farting on cam please reply

    with there Skype name is getting annoying now and feeling angry
    drummersteve21 drummersteve21 18-21, M Feb 1

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    I would love to have my *** licked

    while i am ripping big stinky farts.
    gio36 gio36 36-40, M 3 Responses Jun 27

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    Girls N Farting i really want a girl to fart on

    my lap and on cam and be friends with too and hopefully be close with if any girl is willing to fart and be friends with me and get close to me please email or comment i really wanna hear a girl fart and fart on my lap ect. PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU!!!!
    drummersteve21 drummersteve21 18-21, M Feb 17

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    I fart a lot and usually im not very

    embarrassed about it. ill avoid farting in a quiet place, but i dont mind doing it in some public situations and i freely fart in front of my friends and my family lol. my farts also tend to be pretty bad so ive definitely stunk up my room doing that lol.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Feb 20

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    Mah Bad!

    I was in a library at college and I was writing a report. I put my pencil on the desk to get a sip of coffee and it droped on the floor. A man about my age was sitting next to me and offered to pick it up but I dint let him. (Im indipendent) So while I was bending over to pick up...
    Stingersten Stingersten 22-25 4 Responses Nov 3, 2011

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    My morning gas is really bad I sometimes eat

    breakfast with my mom at the table and she gets really mad when I fart at the table I just laugh and say I got gas can't help it I really both do and don't care who's around when I pass gas I just do it! The funny thing is it's never a quiet silent but violent it's always...
    deleted deleted 26-30 12 Responses Jul 6

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    Any girls need a fart cushion/slave im ready

    and willing lol or could just talk hehe. im also partial to farting in faces should ypu want. kik me: barryxxm
    barryxxm barryxxm 22-25, M Jan 5

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    When i have not gone to the toilet in a couple

    of days (which happens all the time as i am pretty constipated) i get really gassy and let out loud stinky farts that sometimes stain my underwear. Also when i try to poop, i always let out at least four or five booming farts in the beggining. I wonder if this happens to other...
    gio36 gio36 36-40, M 1 Response Apr 26

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    Is there any girls out there

    who don't mind farting in front of people please comment or message me
    drummersteve21 drummersteve21 18-21, M Apr 4

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    Did you know the pope farts a least six times a

    day!!! How many times do you fart?
    mcfartcloud mcfartcloud 31-35, M 5 Responses May 10

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    Farts Hey'a guys this is going to sound weird

    but i like it when girls fart on my lap or in front of me someone did not long ago and i liked it i am from north Devon and i hope to find a girl that will like me for me and will feel open about farting in front of me and on my lap ect. I am also a drummer in a reggae/ska band...
    drummersteve21 drummersteve21 18-21, M 1 Response Feb 17

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    Girls And Farting All i do is watch these girls

    farting videos and its so annoying that no one will fart on my lap or in front of me, i just wish a girl would and would feel comfortable doing it and are really good at farting why is it so hard to find a girl that will but i am guessing i never will find a girl that will fart...
    drummersteve21 drummersteve21 18-21, M Feb 17

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    Any girls out there who can fart really good

    loud long ones and who dont care doing it message me or reply on here,
    drummersteve21 drummersteve21 18-21, M Apr 27

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    FARTOLOGY

      In college i studied Fartology. In Fartology one learns that there are different kinds of farts. There is the Fizz, the Fuzz, The Fizz-Fuzz and the Poot. There is the Rumbler, the Rambler, the Shackler and the grandaddy of them all: the RUMPBUSTER.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses May 13, 2008

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    In Front of a Friend I've Known For Months.

    Last night, I had eaten some chili, and my friend wanted to stop by. I kept making excuses, like "I'm already in my pajamas" and "I just had chili" and he said he didn't care what I wore or what I ate and that I can eat what I want, probably not knowing, until it happened. So...
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses Feb 3

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    Nat2244 Nat2244 18-21, M 1 Response Jun 6

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    Is there any girls out there

    that would fart for me on cam
    drummersteve21 drummersteve21 18-21, M Jul 6

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    Terrible gas! I'm having horrible gas right

    now haha. I'm farting up an incredible storm and the room stinks!
    UhOhSorry UhOhSorry 18-21, F 12 Responses Jul 6

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    One food that gives me gas is the hamburgers

    from a fast food chain called In-n-Out Burger. Don't know exactly what causes it, but all I know is if I've eaten one, I'll be blasting ones for a while.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 12

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    Dutch Oven'D My Hubby

    I had these really noxious farts one night. Silent but deadly. I released a cloud of methane under the covers and then fluffed them over my husbands head so he got a full blast of stink. We both think farts are hilarious.
    juliegirl22 juliegirl22 22-25, F 4 Responses Apr 1, 2013

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    I had very bad gas the other night.

    Sbd's under the covers. I wish i had a girl to share them with
    Tazzyyyyg Tazzyyyyg 18-21, M 1 Response Jan 25

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    Farting In Tight Panties Or Jeans

    I love farting in tight knickers , jeans or skirts , it feels sexy sorry to be crude . I love farting in these types of panties , i love the hot feel of the fart beeing restircted by the material 
    KAREN22 KAREN22 22-25 6 Responses Feb 19, 2011

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    its been a while that i have wrote some gassy

    stories here..but test of fire makes the finest of steel....i will come up with my best experience ever..so stay alert..pssssssskkk...
    M4fart M4fart 22-25, M 1 Response Dec 28, 2013

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    I like to fart all the time.

    good job im so gassy haha like right now just ripped a load lol. anyone wanna smell haha XD
    davew88 davew88 26-30, M 2 Responses Jan 26

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    Farting In Tight Panties Or Jeans

    I love farting in tight knickers , jeans or skirts , it feels sexy sorry to be crude . I love farting in these types of panties , i love the hot feel of the fart beeing restircted by the material 
    KAREN22 KAREN22 22-25 12 Responses Feb 19, 2011

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    My Farting Love Life

    I don’t remember when I started developing the interest in female farting but all I know was that I became notorious for farting on or around ladies, I cant help it they just seems to give me a rumbling in my tummy whenever they are close, and I don’t hesitate to grace them...
    farty4009 farty4009 22-25 6 Responses Nov 14, 2011

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    all the time in public I do it all the time in

    public! I was at the mall and found the most crouded place and let one go.
    UhOhSorry UhOhSorry 18-21, F 10 Responses Jul 2

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    I Luvs It!

    I love to squeeze tha cheese! Me and the kids laugh soo hard about it! I just cant understand people who take themselves so seriously they cant laugh at natures #1 funny guy.. The Fart. We have a myriad of names and games we associate to them. I remember getting spanked when I...
    Fatallyerrored Fatallyerrored 26-30, F 5 Responses May 4, 2009

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    I Confess!

    Yup. The rumors are true...
    paperalias paperalias 22-25, F 4 Responses Apr 17, 2008

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    I Love When A Hot Woman Farts In Tight Jeans And Makes Her Butt Stinks

    I love to hear a hot woman fart in tight jeans it is so sexy especially if they are wearing lee or levi jeans. I had one girl sit on my face and fart she was wearing tight lee jeans i loved her stinky ***, and i hope to find girl like that one day. and my farts are always super...
    Loveswomenthatfartinjeans21m Loveswomenthatfartinjeans21m 18-21, M 5 Responses Oct 15, 2010

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    The average person farts on average 13 times a

    day. I do roughly 35 a day. That's a measure of how well I fart.
    Clivedonaldson82 Clivedonaldson82 31-35, M Apr 30

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    The Day I Found Out My Partner Had A Fart Fetish

    THE DAY I FOUND OUT MY PARTNER HAD A FART FETISH    The day I found out my partner had a farting fetish and the day i got my bottom ****** for the first time  I was in my bedroom tidying up in my little white lace gstring knickers , my partner I thought had gone to the...
    HELEN567 HELEN567 26-30, F 9 Responses Apr 23, 2011

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    I've been holding in a huge fart

    since about 1:00 it's 4:00 now when I let it out the consequence may be pretty ****** bad
    deleted deleted 26-30 10 Responses Jun 16

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    JoeThePro11 JoeThePro11 18-21, M 2 Responses Jul 8

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    I Was framed!

    One time, I was really sick with strep throat. I had a 104 degree fever, and my kids had just started school in our new neighborhood. Unfortunately, it is a yuppie haven with hyper-parenting, where parents have an ostentatious way of showing how "good" of parents they...
    LovesJeanValjean LovesJeanValjean 41-45, F 2 Responses Nov 2, 2007

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    My new thing I have fell in love with dj

    when I feel a fart I place my hand
    annaleigh1 annaleigh1 18-21, F 10 Responses Jul 14

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    Hi I am looking for women

    that live in the UK and who would like to fart on my lap and between my legs, I get so turned on and would like a woman who is bi sexual to help me out ;)... Any men or women (from all over) feel free to chat to me .. I get turned on by men doing this also ;) oh and yes I am a...
    shylady80 shylady80 31-35, F 6 Responses Feb 23

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    The Truth About Women Farting

    The reason many women do not fart is for this reason:  They are always constantly talking so the back pressure does not have enough time to build up and cause the woman to fart!  I am a transcriptionist.  I do not talk for most of the day, at least Mon-Fri. ...
    Valentine Valentine 26-30, F 8 Responses Jun 26, 2008

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    Ever since early this morning (like,

    1 or 2) I've been farting nonstop XD Not quite sure why but it's not something I'm complaining about ;)
    jordoguy7 jordoguy7 22-25, M 3 Responses Feb 28

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    I Find It Embarrassing

    I know, I'm silly to be embarrassed at something everyone does.  But it's not "ladylike."  And I know that's a silly idea too.  I'm here trying to lighten up on the subject and also to not feel so isolated.  More later.  Here's more: I've...
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    marriedunhappy marriedunhappy 41-45, M Jul 17

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    Ifartz Lol

    So usually my stomach is pretty strong and I don't blow any gas...however if I eat grapes, broccoli, mexican food or a good amount of greasy and dairy food, I will blow you away. My farts can be very nasty and smelly lol. I hate wearing jeans because they linger in the jeans and...
    bigbuttfart bigbuttfart 26-30, F 11 Responses Jun 19, 2013

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    Spelling Lesson

    Ah holy mother of everything that is good          Run... well walk fastly, squeeze buns so as to not release one......  Close the bathroom door, lock it!! check you locked it again!! Turn on the fan quick!! make sure there's scented spray on the counter, for Goddess...
    whisperingsunshine whisperingsunshine 31-35, F 23 Responses Mar 3, 2011

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    Yesterday I ate McDonalds,

    fruit salad and pretzels. I sat down on my boyfriend's lap to watch breaking bad and felt a fart coming so I lift my leg up and let a big rumbly fart and it was stinky. That hot fart smell. A few minutes later another big rumbly fart came ripping out my big booty. My bf sniffing...
    FartFetishFemale FartFetishFemale 22-25, T 6 Responses Mar 12

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    Nuclear Radiation

    I was in the eight grade when this happened. Ever since I was little I've known myself to have one of the most foulest and pungent farts of anyone I know. Anyways, I was in art class doing my work and there were 3 other students in my table doing work. Well, I can assure you, I...
    inspirasian inspirasian 22-25, M 1 Response Mar 18, 2012

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    Happens

    well i know i pass gas and i don't mind if a girls that fart around me. i just laugh it off. it happens
    silentrunner silentrunner 22-25, M Apr 28, 2013

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    Related Experiences

    Can someone cosplay as Wolfrun from smile precure and fart on a Skype cam?
    ShyLombax ShyLombax 18-21, M 21 hrs ago

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    Im at my cousins house and outta no where this loud fart crept up outta no where we are sleeping in the same room she woke up asking what that was I said that was me I farted :p...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jul 7

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    i have had a fart fetish for many years now, and I want to be a fart slave to a woman, and women only
    addictedtoweightlifting addictedtoweightlifting 18-21, M 1 Response a week ago

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    Is there anyone out there who would love to fart on me or send videos of them farting?
    Treeckoninja Treeckoninja 16-17, M 1 day ago

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    I love womens farts iny Face but i cant find any is their any out their anymore. .
    fartsnifferforlife fartsnifferforlife 22-25, M Jul 6

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