The Yoga Pants!
The reasoning behind my title is simple yoga pants and a good healthy fart are the BEST combination so today i went out to eat and it was such a good meal all you...
I love when my wife farts, it's such a turn on. Soon as she farts I sniff & lick her fat juicy booty. I hope one she can fart in my mouth.
Stayed with the girl who farted for me. She farted a lot in bed but they weren't stinky until the next day when we went for breakfast after beans ane eggs. She let a few out which...
A while ago I had a massive crush on a hot girl in my class
who was really really sexy.
One time she did the stinkiest fart ever right on my crotch!
I was so hard that it was...
My dog is a fart machine. He's a great dog, but sometimes he will just walk by you while you're on the couch and fart in your face.
He stinks :P