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    I was in the hospital having my son

    and the nurse was checking me to see how far I was dilated and when she stuck her finger in I farted and she goes, whoops, wrong button! I bout died from laughter! Try having contractions and laughing hardcore for the next hour!! LMAOOO!!!
    texan75 texan75 36-40, F 6 Responses Oct 8, 2014

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    blazer123901 blazer123901 18-21, M 6 days ago

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    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jan 14

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    Today I was having some awful gastro issues,

    I had to go to the ER cause I was in such horrific pain. I was in a room, one of those rooms with the really thin walls and a curtain. I had to fart really bad, so thinking it would be a silent but deadly one I let it rip and I was so mortified to hear it echo, and even more...
    thebooboo thebooboo 26-30, F 4 Responses Jul 1

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    Arnodf44 Arnodf44 16-17, M Mar 22

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    I need to find a nice girl

    that loves to fart that has been dream if u are a girl and u love to fart please talk to me so we can talk about fart??? anyone????
    nico0858 nico0858 13-15, M 1 Response Apr 12

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    Yesterday I ate McDonalds,

    fruit salad and pretzels. I sat down on my boyfriend's lap to watch breaking bad and felt a fart coming so I lift my leg up and let a big rumbly fart and it was stinky. That hot fart smell. A few minutes later another big rumbly fart came ripping out my big booty. My bf sniffing...
    FartFetishFemale FartFetishFemale 22-25, T 8 Responses Mar 12, 2014

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    I could not stop farting

    while running on the treadmill this morning. Not only would they not stop but they smelled. So I had to just stand in the smell the whole time.
    nurse1395 nurse1395 18-21, F 8 Responses Jan 13

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    I fart loudly very often.

    I hold my farts in during school but as soon as I'm home I ***** to my panties and let it all out ;) they're usually smelly and I have to air out the room before my family gets home.
    IfAtOnceMySoulCried IfAtOnceMySoulCried 18-21, F 6 Responses Jul 25

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    A lot. I like to let them out in crowded places

    so everyone has to smell it but no one knows who did it.
    HesHandsome HesHandsome 18-21, M 2 Responses Jun 26

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    I have been farting all day haha it started off

    as just burps but now its bad loud stinky farts that linger around the rooms haha and its hot out so in the heat its HORRID
    lonelydancergirl lonelydancergirl 22-25, F 7 Responses Jul 6

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    all the time in public I do it all the time in

    public! I was at the mall and found the most crouded place and let one go.
    UhOhSorry UhOhSorry 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 2, 2014

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    Ifartz Lol

    So usually my stomach is pretty strong and I don't blow any gas...however if I eat grapes, broccoli, mexican food or a good amount of greasy and dairy food, I will blow you away. My farts can be very nasty and smelly lol. I hate wearing jeans because they linger in the jeans and...
    bigbuttfart bigbuttfart 26-30, F 12 Responses Jun 19, 2013

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    I love farting. I'm told my farts smell way

    stinkier because I smoke cigarettes a lot. Can't remember what they used to smell like for comparison. Any other smokers who fart out there who can shed some light on this?
    html92 html92 22-25, M 3 Responses May 30

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    Mah Bad!

    I was in a library at college and I was writing a report. I put my pencil on the desk to get a sip of coffee and it droped on the floor. A man about my age was sitting next to me and offered to pick it up but I dint let him. (Im indipendent) So while I was bending over to pick up...
    Stingersten Stingersten 22-25 4 Responses Nov 3, 2011

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    I wanna meet a woman

    that loves to fart as much as I do if u do? dont forget to talk to me
    nico0858 nico0858 13-15, M Apr 11

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    One time at work I let out a silent

    but deadly fart and I asked a coworker if they smelled cotton candy and they said no, and I said really? I do.. And the inhaled hard and said no but it stinks in here. And that my friend is how you get some fool to inhale your fart :)
    HesHandsome HesHandsome 18-21, M 2 Responses Jun 29

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    I like girls farting,

    any girls that don't mind farting or lives near Washington, D.C. Message me.
    Esteban123901 Esteban123901 18-21, M Jun 8

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    earlier tonight my partner came round

    for a bit of fun. before we were out in my garden smoking cigarettes. i asked him for a lighter and instead of giving it back to him i put it down the front of my jeans and into my thong and told him he'll have to get it out with his teeth. he said he wasn't fussed, so i said...
    amylfs92 amylfs92 22-25, F 8 Responses Aug 19

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    I had a day with a friend of mine today

    where her grandmother had made hot dogs with jalapeno and cheese inside them i ate like 5 of them and i had to pass gas so bad but her mom and her grandma were there and i didnt wanna be rude well i was standing around and it had gotten too hot to be in the clothes i was in so i...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jul 1, 2014

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    I was farting and starting peeing on myself.

    It was a long rumbly fart and demanded its way out. Felt good but it's so stinky. Now my jeans are all wet and I'm in public.
    Jonay95 Jonay95 26-30, F 6 Responses Dec 29, 2014

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    Ever heard girls don't fart well they lied I

    love to fart and I'm comfortable with it if a guy can do it why can't i? I love to fart in the tightest jeans I got just to make it loud for him to hear lol!!!!
    SophieP1 SophieP1 18-21, F 14 Responses Mar 24

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    blazer123901 blazer123901 18-21, M Aug 19

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    I'm really tired of these farts.

    I think I'm going to try beanex to see if they will go away. I eat dairy I fart, I don't eat dairy and I still fart. How do I get rid of it?
    vaneese vaneese 26-30, F 20 Responses Dec 27, 2014

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    I Confess!

    Yup. The rumors are true...
    paperalias paperalias 22-25, F 3 Responses Apr 17, 2008

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    Yes women fart too. You know we love You

    when we're comfortable enough to just let it rip and laugh w
    Ownedforaprice Ownedforaprice 22-25, F 3 Responses Dec 3, 2014

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    I have to fart so bad today,

    and not just regular farts; we're talking apocalyptic nuclear winter farts, here. I work with a lot of self-righteous prudes that revel in making others feel terrible. I want to just detonate this payload in the middle of the office, but it will be quite obvious to everyone who...
    DarkestDespair DarkestDespair 36-40, M 1 Response May 15

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    My Farting Love Life

    I don’t remember when I started developing the interest in female farting but all I know was that I became notorious for farting on or around ladies, I cant help it they just seems to give me a rumbling in my tummy whenever they are close, and I don’t hesitate to grace them...
    farty4009 farty4009 22-25 8 Responses Nov 14, 2011

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    Terrible gas! I'm having horrible gas right

    now haha. I'm farting up an incredible storm and the room stinks!
    UhOhSorry UhOhSorry 18-21, F 9 Responses Jul 6, 2014

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    I've been holding in a huge fart

    since about 1:00 it's 4:00 now when I let it out the consequence may be pretty ****** bad
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses Jun 16, 2014

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    The Day I Found Out My Partner Had A Fart Fetish

    THE DAY I FOUND OUT MY PARTNER HAD A FART FETISH    The day I found out my partner had a farting fetish and the day i got my bottom ****** for the first time  I was in my bedroom tidying up in my little white lace gstring knickers , my partner I thought had gone to the...
    HELEN567 HELEN567 26-30, F 10 Responses Apr 23, 2011

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    I need a big butt farts

    for days.Will a girl fart in my mouth and not stop for days?in need of some raunchy hot and long yoga pant farts pls message me ladies
    redneckTN redneckTN 22-25, M Jun 24

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    blazingfart blazingfart 18-21, M 1 Response May 2

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    OMG, about a week ago.

    I was sittin' on my azz as usual when I started feeling a lil gascious but I could not for the life of me fart and my stomach was crampin' like a mutha! Finally about 30mins later I ripped one so loud and hard my butt vibrated. My dogs were asleep at other end of couch and they...
    texan75 texan75 36-40, F 3 Responses Oct 8, 2014

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    Hey, I'd really love to do some RP with someone

    on this site about farting. If any lovely ladies are interested dont hesitate to message me or leave a response and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Thanks!
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Apr 28

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    my morning routine: I wake up get some

    rumblies in my tummy fart maybe 3 or 4 times and then by that time i gotta poop when i go im wearing a night gown so all i hav to do is sit down haha i take something to read or i paint my toes. although i share this place and pay i am allowed to leave the door open and i do...
    lonelydancergirl lonelydancergirl 22-25, F 8 Responses Oct 4, 2014

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    Any girls have Skype n wouldent mind farting?

    kinda like girls farting probably weird n odd
    drummersteve21 drummersteve21 18-21, M Mar 26

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    daddynastyd daddynastyd 22-25, F 4 Responses Jul 25

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    Ever since early this morning (like,

    1 or 2) I've been farting nonstop XD Not quite sure why but it's not something I'm complaining about ;)
    jordoguy7 jordoguy7 26-30, M 3 Responses Feb 28, 2014

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    Today I kept letting them out on a super

    crowded nyc train. They were silent but really long and stankkk. The people had nowhere to run, they just had to smell it.
    HesHandsome HesHandsome 18-21, M 2 Responses Jun 28

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    it is not me it is my kitten jess she come into

    my bedroom and drops one the smell is horrid you get no warning till the smell reaches your nostrils
    iankenrick iankenrick 51-55 2 Responses Apr 13

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    My morning gas is really bad I sometimes eat

    breakfast with my mom at the table and she gets really mad when I fart at the table I just laugh and say I got gas can't help it I really both do and don't care who's around when I pass gas I just do it! The funny thing is it's never a quiet silent but violent it's always...
    deleted deleted 26-30 9 Responses Jul 6, 2014

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    Farting In Tight Panties Or Jeans

    I love farting in tight knickers , jeans or skirts , it feels sexy sorry to be crude . I love farting in these types of panties , i love the hot feel of the fart beeing restircted by the material 
    KAREN22 KAREN22 22-25 12 Responses Feb 19, 2011

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    Girls only add me on Snapchat

    and Skype please send videos of you farting Skype drummersteve21 Snapchat mudcat21
    drummersteve21 drummersteve21 18-21, M Jul 26

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    Spelling Lesson

    Ah holy mother of everything that is good          Run... well walk fastly, squeeze buns so as to not release one......  Close the bathroom door, lock it!! check you locked it again!! Turn on the fan quick!! make sure there's scented spray on the counter, for Goddess...
    whisperingsunshine whisperingsunshine 31-35, F 20 Responses Mar 3, 2011

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