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    Dutch Oven'D My Hubby

    I had these really noxious farts one night. Silent but deadly. I released a cloud of methane under the covers and then fluffed them over my husbands head so he got a full blast of stink. We both think farts are hilarious.
    juliegirl22 juliegirl22 22-25, F 4 Responses Apr 1, 2013

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    My Farting Love Life

    I don’t remember when I started developing the interest in female farting but all I know was that I became notorious for farting on or around ladies, I cant help it they just seems to give me a rumbling in my tummy whenever they are close, and I don’t hesitate to grace them...
    farty4009 farty4009 22-25 7 Responses Nov 14, 2011

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    I had a day with a friend of mine today

    where her grandmother had made hot dogs with jalapeno and cheese inside them i ate like 5 of them and i had to pass gas so bad but her mom and her grandma were there and i didnt wanna be rude well i was standing around and it had gotten too hot to be in the clothes i was in so i...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Jul 1

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    Yes women fart too. You know we love You

    when we're comfortable enough to just let it rip and laugh w
    Ownedforaprice Ownedforaprice 22-25, F 2 Responses Dec 3

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    The Smell Of Bitter, Tranquil Inglorious Flatulence.

    its like music to my nose. the shifting of the bowel to turn over another chord. the melodies, the sweet, sweet symphonies that expolde in one gigantic rumble. Its just noise. The air compressing between two cheeks. As the manifestation of gas leaks..it seeps over and under like...
    amyriadofmelodies amyriadofmelodies 22-25, F 3 Responses Apr 13, 2011

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    Ifartz Lol

    So usually my stomach is pretty strong and I don't blow any gas...however if I eat grapes, broccoli, mexican food or a good amount of greasy and dairy food, I will blow you away. My farts can be very nasty and smelly lol. I hate wearing jeans because they linger in the jeans and...
    bigbuttfart bigbuttfart 26-30, F 11 Responses Jun 19, 2013

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    I would love to have my *** licked

    while i am ripping big stinky farts.
    Danceofhours Danceofhours 41-45, M 6 Responses Jun 27

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    When i have not gone to the toilet in a couple

    of days (which happens all the time as i am pretty constipated) i get really gassy and let out loud stinky farts that sometimes stain my underwear. Also when i try to poop, i always let out at least four or five booming farts in the beggining. I wonder if this happens to other...
    Danceofhours Danceofhours 41-45, M Apr 26

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    marriedunhappy marriedunhappy 41-45, M Jul 17

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    I've been holding in a huge fart

    since about 1:00 it's 4:00 now when I let it out the consequence may be pretty ****** bad
    deleted deleted 26-30 9 Responses Jun 16

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    My new thing I have fell in love with dj

    when I feel a fart I place my hand
    annaleigh1 annaleigh1 18-21, F 12 Responses Jul 14

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    OMG, about a week ago.

    I was sittin' on my azz as usual when I started feeling a lil gascious but I could not for the life of me fart and my stomach was crampin' like a mutha! Finally about 30mins later I ripped one so loud and hard my butt vibrated. My dogs were asleep at other end of couch and they...
    texan75 texan75 36-40, F 2 Responses Oct 8

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    Ever since early this morning (like,

    1 or 2) I've been farting nonstop XD Not quite sure why but it's not something I'm complaining about ;)
    jordoguy7 jordoguy7 22-25, M 3 Responses Feb 28

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    The average person farts on average 13 times a

    day. I do roughly 35 a day. That's a measure of how well I fart.
    Clivedonaldson82 Clivedonaldson82 31-35, M 1 Response Apr 30

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    My morning gas is really bad I sometimes eat

    breakfast with my mom at the table and she gets really mad when I fart at the table I just laugh and say I got gas can't help it I really both do and don't care who's around when I pass gas I just do it! The funny thing is it's never a quiet silent but violent it's always...
    deleted deleted 26-30 10 Responses Jul 6

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    Any girls who don't care

    and would fart on cam or tell me about them comment please
    drummersteve21 drummersteve21 18-21, M 2 Responses Jul 31

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    Any girls out there who can fart really good

    loud long ones and who dont care doing it message me or reply on here,
    drummersteve21 drummersteve21 18-21, M Apr 27

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    The Day I Found Out My Partner Had A Fart Fetish

    THE DAY I FOUND OUT MY PARTNER HAD A FART FETISH    The day I found out my partner had a farting fetish and the day i got my bottom ****** for the first time  I was in my bedroom tidying up in my little white lace gstring knickers , my partner I thought had gone to the...
    HELEN567 HELEN567 26-30, F 9 Responses Apr 23, 2011

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    Any gassy girls around?

    im interested in girls farting Add/message me
    jrok94 jrok94 18-21, M a week ago

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    Yesterday I ate McDonalds,

    fruit salad and pretzels. I sat down on my boyfriend's lap to watch breaking bad and felt a fart coming so I lift my leg up and let a big rumbly fart and it was stinky. That hot fart smell. A few minutes later another big rumbly fart came ripping out my big booty. My bf sniffing...
    FartFetishFemale FartFetishFemale 22-25, T 7 Responses Mar 12

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    Did you know the pope farts a least six times a

    day!!! How many times do you fart?
    mcfartcloud mcfartcloud 70+, M 4 Responses May 10

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    all the time in public I do it all the time in

    public! I was at the mall and found the most crouded place and let one go.
    UhOhSorry UhOhSorry 18-21, F 6 Responses Jul 2

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    I Luvs It!

    I love to squeeze tha cheese! Me and the kids laugh soo hard about it! I just cant understand people who take themselves so seriously they cant laugh at natures #1 funny guy.. The Fart. We have a myriad of names and games we associate to them. I remember getting spanked when I...
    Fatallyerrored Fatallyerrored 26-30, F 4 Responses May 4, 2009

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    JoeThePro11 JoeThePro11 18-21, M 2 Responses Jul 8

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    I fart a lot and usually im not very

    embarrassed about it. ill avoid farting in a quiet place, but i dont mind doing it in some public situations and i freely fart in front of my friends and my family lol. my farts also tend to be pretty bad so ive definitely stunk up my room doing that lol.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 20

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    Girls N Farting i really want a girl to fart on

    my lap and on cam and be friends with too and hopefully be close with if any girl is willing to fart and be friends with me and get close to me please email or comment i really wanna hear a girl fart and fart on my lap ect. PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU!!!!
    drummersteve21 drummersteve21 18-21, M Feb 17

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    In Front of a Friend I've Known For Months.

    Last night, I had eaten some chili, and my friend wanted to stop by. I kept making excuses, like "I'm already in my pajamas" and "I just had chili" and he said he didn't care what I wore or what I ate and that I can eat what I want, probably not knowing, until it happened. So...
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses Feb 3

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    Is there any girls out there

    who don't mind farting in front of people please comment or message me
    drummersteve21 drummersteve21 18-21, M Apr 4

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    I Was framed!

    One time, I was really sick with strep throat. I had a 104 degree fever, and my kids had just started school in our new neighborhood. Unfortunately, it is a yuppie haven with hyper-parenting, where parents have an ostentatious way of showing how "good" of parents they...
    LovesJeanValjean LovesJeanValjean 41-45, F 2 Responses Nov 2, 2007

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    Is there any girls out there

    that would fart for me on cam
    drummersteve21 drummersteve21 18-21, M Jul 6

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    Farting In Tight Panties Or Jeans

    I love farting in tight knickers , jeans or skirts , it feels sexy sorry to be crude . I love farting in these types of panties , i love the hot feel of the fart beeing restircted by the material 
    KAREN22 KAREN22 22-25 5 Responses Feb 19, 2011

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    Full of gas! I feel like I'm full of gas haha.

    I keep pushing and letting out huge loud farts and it's really nice. I feel like very soon something else might come out with one of these!
    UhOhSorry UhOhSorry 18-21, F 10 Responses Sep 3

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    Mah Bad!

    I was in a library at college and I was writing a report. I put my pencil on the desk to get a sip of coffee and it droped on the floor. A man about my age was sitting next to me and offered to pick it up but I dint let him. (Im indipendent) So while I was bending over to pick up...
    Stingersten Stingersten 22-25 4 Responses Nov 3, 2011

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    Nat2244 Nat2244 18-21, M Jun 6

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    Spelling Lesson

    Ah holy mother of everything that is good          Run... well walk fastly, squeeze buns so as to not release one......  Close the bathroom door, lock it!! check you locked it again!! Turn on the fan quick!! make sure there's scented spray on the counter, for Goddess...
    whisperingsunshine whisperingsunshine 31-35, F 20 Responses Mar 3, 2011

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    Terrible gas! I'm having horrible gas right

    now haha. I'm farting up an incredible storm and the room stinks!
    UhOhSorry UhOhSorry 18-21, F 10 Responses Jul 6

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    necxo necxo 18-21, T 2 Responses Sep 4

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    I was in the hospital having my son

    and the nurse was checking me to see how far I was dilated and when she stuck her finger in I farted and she goes, whoops, wrong button! I bout died from laughter! Try having contractions and laughing hardcore for the next hour!! LMAOOO!!!
    texan75 texan75 36-40, F 6 Responses Oct 8

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    I Confess!

    Yup. The rumors are true...
    paperalias paperalias 22-25, F 3 Responses Apr 17, 2008

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    When no one else is around,

    including my own bed.
    Profweird Profweird 18-21, M Nov 13

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    my sister thinks i am disgusting

    but i find farts really funny. i always giggle when i am alone in my room and rip a really loud fart. boys are much cooler on that topic... i can sit with my brother on the couch watching a movie and when we had chili or onion soup that day we really have a contest who can...
    Marceline2000 Marceline2000 18-21, F 7 Responses Aug 17

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    I Love When A Hot Woman Farts In Tight Jeans And Makes Her Butt Stinks

    I love to hear a hot woman fart in tight jeans it is so sexy especially if they are wearing lee or levi jeans. I had one girl sit on my face and fart she was wearing tight lee jeans i loved her stinky ***, and i hope to find girl like that one day. and my farts are always super...
    Loveswomenthatfartinjeans21m Loveswomenthatfartinjeans21m 18-21, M 5 Responses Oct 15, 2010

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    Farting In Tight Panties Or Jeans

    I love farting in tight knickers , jeans or skirts , it feels sexy sorry to be crude . I love farting in these types of panties , i love the hot feel of the fart beeing restircted by the material 
    KAREN22 KAREN22 22-25 11 Responses Feb 19, 2011

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    my morning routine: I wake up get some

    rumblies in my tummy fart maybe 3 or 4 times and then by that time i gotta poop when i go im wearing a night gown so all i hav to do is sit down haha i take something to read or i paint my toes. although i share this place and pay i am allowed to leave the door open and i do...
    lonelydancergirl lonelydancergirl 22-25, F 7 Responses Oct 4

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    Related Experiences

    Tonight I am farting one after the other, and they are smelling pretty strong. I just came back from outside, and about to head outside again and drink and chill.. Just farted...
    Niko864 Niko864 41-45, M 5 days ago

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    i like girls farting is there any girl who does not mind farting? or like farting? can any girl on here fart good?
    drummersteve21 drummersteve21 18-21, M Nov 29

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    i like girls farting is there any girl who does not mind farting? or like farting? can any girl on here fart good?
    drummersteve21 drummersteve21 18-21, M Nov 29

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    i like girls farting is there any girl who does not mind farting? or like farting? can any girl on here fart good?
    drummersteve21 drummersteve21 18-21, M Nov 29

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    I love releasing farts after holding them in all day with the pressure building up. It turns me on to feel it all in my stomach. I was working on making copies and cutting edges of...
    BlueSugar930 BlueSugar930 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 9

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    My dog is a fart machine. He's a great dog, but sometimes he will just walk by you while you're on the couch and fart in your face. He stinks :P
    LifeHunter LifeHunter 31-35, M 1 Response Nov 23

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    My boyfriend woke me up this morning by pulling me closer to jetpack (reverse spooning). He then took me hand and put it on his morning wood. After five minutes of feeling it I was...
    nurse1395 nurse1395 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 7