I Fart

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    my dream is and always has been to be the wife

    that gets to live in a nice house with a sweet husband and maybe 2 kids i want to be able to fart for my husband put my toes in his mouth and i want it to feel like a natural turn on thing i want to be able to have a guy that i can be my dumb self with and wear his shirt around...
    lonelydancergirl lonelydancergirl
    22-25, F
    9 Responses Dec 14, 2015

    they say women don't fart,

    but me and my girl friends will say that's not true! we always have farting contests, even more fun when we do it in each other's faces. but there's been one or two times where i've had to change out of my thong...
    amylfs92 amylfs92
    22-25, F
    13 Responses Jul 25, 2015
    UhOhSorry UhOhSorry
    18-21, F
    6 Responses Feb 22

    I'm so happy the girl im.

    with started farting on my face
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Mar 5

    My Farting Love Life

    I don’t remember when I started developing the interest in female farting but all I know was that I became notorious for farting on or around ladies, I cant help it they just seems to give me a rumbling in my tummy whenever they are close, and I don’t hesitate to grace them...
    farty4009 farty4009
    22-25
    8 Responses Nov 14, 2011
    pantera44 pantera44
    22-25, M
    5 Responses Nov 29, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Jan 17

    letting some loose right

    now smell so good there so loud and long
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Mar 28

    Hey guys! Sorry I haven't been online much :/

    my bf is getting better and better!!! eee!! I love him. He is so accepting of everything I do. Today I accidentally farted while cuddling. I got so scared and I quickly apologized and moved away so he didn't have deal with my stink haha anyways he said "where are you going?" I...
    CutieLiLEmily CutieLiLEmily
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Nov 21, 2015

    I'm super gassy right now.

    Does any girl want to hear me fart? I'll fart back for them i promise. Message me
    girlfartlover23 girlfartlover23
    18-21, M
    1 Response Jan 6

    Tonight my boyfriend has farted non stop!

    It started after we came back from yoga. He ate couscous for dinner and had a nice evening at yoga. After that we sat and watched TV and it sounds there is a duck in the room! He purposely pushes the farts out and they stink of baked beans. I tell him to go out of the room...
    Peterbear Peterbear
    26-30, M
    Mar 30

    Hi ya'll! I'm just laying in bed ripping some

    pretty stinky farts. Morning gas and all haha. Any girls want to chat? ;)
    Jessicle Jessicle
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Nov 8, 2015

    So so gassy lately...

    and they're so warm and stinky as well
    philip1964 philip1964
    26-30, M
    4 Responses Mar 27

    my sister thinks i am disgusting

    but i find farts really funny. i always giggle when i am alone in my room and rip a really loud fart. boys are much cooler on that topic... i can sit with my brother on the couch watching a movie and when we had chili or onion soup that day we really have a contest who can...
    Marceline2000 Marceline2000
    18-21, F
    6 Responses Aug 17, 2014

    Yesterday I ate McDonalds,

    fruit salad and pretzels. I sat down on my boyfriend's lap to watch breaking bad and felt a fart coming so I lift my leg up and let a big rumbly fart and it was stinky. That hot fart smell. A few minutes later another big rumbly fart came ripping out my big booty. My bf sniffing...
    FartFetishFemale FartFetishFemale
    22-25, T
    11 Responses Mar 12, 2014

    The Day I Found Out My Partner Had A Fart Fetish

    THE DAY I FOUND OUT MY PARTNER HAD A FART FETISH    The day I found out my partner had a farting fetish and the day i got my bottom ****** for the first time  I was in my bedroom tidying up in my little white lace gstring knickers , my partner I thought had gone to the...
    HELEN567 HELEN567
    26-30, F
    10 Responses Apr 23, 2011
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jan 14

    Milk was a bad idea. I'm about to quarantine

    myself in my room for the night.
    Cartaboost Cartaboost
    22-25, M
    1 Response Jan 18

    who haven't wash the booty

    so I can dig my fingers threw the crack
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jan 17

    I had a day with a friend of mine today

    where her grandmother had made hot dogs with jalapeno and cheese inside them i ate like 5 of them and i had to pass gas so bad but her mom and her grandma were there and i didnt wanna be rude well i was standing around and it had gotten too hot to be in the clothes i was in so i...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Jul 1, 2014

    My morning gas is really bad I sometimes eat

    breakfast with my mom at the table and she gets really mad when I fart at the table I just laugh and say I got gas can't help it I really both do and don't care who's around when I pass gas I just do it! The funny thing is it's never a quiet silent but violent it's always...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    9 Responses Jul 6, 2014

    when i buy a new pair of trousers

    or jeans or underwear or dress or skirt and i fart for the first time wearing them i always say that i'm christening my new clothes haha
    amylfs92 amylfs92
    22-25, F
    7 Responses Dec 8, 2015

    Honestly Who doesn't After this point is just

    a bunch of letters to "make my story longer" Jskwwhfjfd dnsjsoalne d. Upon ckwmd. N ins m I oqkw c. N
    flamenskall flamenskall
    18-21, M
    Mar 10

    Just let one fly, no pants

    or underwear to hold it back. Whoo wee! Instant gas out!
    Railfan50 Railfan50
    51-55, M
    2 Responses Feb 7

    Ever heard girls don't fart well they lied I

    love to fart and I'm comfortable with it if a guy can do it why can't i? I love to fart in the tightest jeans I got just to make it loud for him to hear lol!!!!
    SophieP1 SophieP1
    18-21, F
    15 Responses Mar 24, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Mar 28
    UhOhSorry UhOhSorry
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Mar 13
    riotcubone riotcubone
    22-25, M
    Jan 6

    Full of gas! I feel like I'm full of gas haha.

    I keep pushing and letting out huge loud farts and it's really nice. I feel like very soon something else might come out with one of these!
    UhOhSorry UhOhSorry
    18-21, F
    10 Responses Sep 3, 2014

    today at work me and this really hot new

    colleague were in the store room sorting out stock. i was so bored so i asked him to pull my finger. he knew what was coming but still did it, and i ripped a fart so big it nearly tore a hole in my tight black trousers! i then jokingly asked if he wanted to sniff my bum, and he...
    amylfs92 amylfs92
    22-25, F
    7 Responses Oct 28, 2015

    I fart loudly very often.

    I hold my farts in during school but as soon as I'm home I ***** to my panties and let it all out ;) they're usually smelly and I have to air out the room before my family gets home.
    IfAtOnceMySoulCried IfAtOnceMySoulCried
    18-21, F
    6 Responses Jul 25, 2015

    I have been farting all day haha it started off

    as just burps but now its bad loud stinky farts that linger around the rooms haha and its hot out so in the heat its HORRID
    lonelydancergirl lonelydancergirl
    22-25, F
    8 Responses Jul 6, 2015

    I'm not ashamed off farting around people I

    know. In fact, sometimes I make a big deal about it, like raising my leg or putting my legs behind my head or bending over right in someone's face and then just letting one rip. If guys can, then we can, believe me!
    soph20593 soph20593
    22-25, F
    15 Responses Sep 12, 2015

    when i happen to get upset i get an upset tummy

    and fart. I was baby sitting a little girl last night and for a moment i was able to take a nice little bath and get comfortable well i told her to go to bed and it must have been about 8 at night and to me thats a decent bed time well she wouldnt listen and she argued with me...
    lonelydancergirl lonelydancergirl
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Sep 8, 2015
    riotcubone riotcubone
    22-25, M
    1 Response Nov 12, 2015

    Ifartz Lol

    So usually my stomach is pretty strong and I don't blow any gas...however if I eat grapes, broccoli, mexican food or a good amount of greasy and dairy food, I will blow you away. My farts can be very nasty and smelly lol. I hate wearing jeans because they linger in the jeans and...
    bigbuttfart bigbuttfart
    26-30, F
    12 Responses Jun 19, 2013

    earlier tonight my partner came round

    for a bit of fun. before we were out in my garden smoking cigarettes. i asked him for a lighter and instead of giving it back to him i put it down the front of my jeans and into my thong and told him he'll have to get it out with his teeth. he said he wasn't fussed, so i said...
    amylfs92 amylfs92
    22-25, F
    7 Responses Aug 19, 2015

    One time I was in the car with my man,

    and he had his hand resting on my bare thigh. Since there was a lot of noise around us, I farted, figuring he wouldn't hear. Lo and behold, he turned to me immediately and gasped, and then started laughing. He didn't hear it, but it turned out he felt the vibration from my...
    SuzyM SuzyM
    31-35, F
    6 Responses Mar 30

    I never have done this

    but I would enjoy if I could fart on a mans face I've always wanted to but didn't feel like I could talk about it
    Ty52052 Ty52052
    22-25
    9 Responses Mar 17

    all the time in public I do it all the time in

    public! I was at the mall and found the most crouded place and let one go.
    UhOhSorry UhOhSorry
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Jul 2, 2014

    My stomachs all gurgly

    and I've been letting out some big ones, I think I need to poo...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Jan 21
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Feb 10

    I've been holding in a huge fart

    since about 1:00 it's 4:00 now when I let it out the consequence may be pretty ****** bad
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    6 Responses Jun 16, 2014

    i definitely didn't just follow through,

    and definitely didn't have to clean myself up before definitely not changing my underwear. oops...!
    amylfs92 amylfs92
    22-25, F
    6 Responses Nov 17, 2015

    my morning routine: I wake up get some

    rumblies in my tummy fart maybe 3 or 4 times and then by that time i gotta poop when i go im wearing a night gown so all i hav to do is sit down haha i take something to read or i paint my toes. although i share this place and pay i am allowed to leave the door open and i do...
    lonelydancergirl lonelydancergirl
    22-25, F
    9 Responses Oct 4, 2014

    sometimes I need someone to be undercovers with

    me smelling my hot juicy farts
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    6 Responses Jan 8

    I could not stop farting

    while running on the treadmill this morning. Not only would they not stop but they smelled. So I had to just stand in the smell the whole time.
    nurse1395 nurse1395
    18-21, F
    8 Responses Jan 13, 2015

    I'm really tired of these farts.

    I think I'm going to try beanex to see if they will go away. I eat dairy I fart, I don't eat dairy and I still fart. How do I get rid of it?
    vaneese vaneese
    31-35, F
    18 Responses Dec 27, 2014

    I was farting and starting peeing on myself.

    It was a long rumbly fart and demanded its way out. Felt good but it's so stinky. Now my jeans are all wet and I'm in public.
    Jonay95 Jonay95
    26-30, F
    6 Responses Dec 29, 2014

    Terrible gas! I'm having horrible gas right

    now haha. I'm farting up an incredible storm and the room stinks!
    UhOhSorry UhOhSorry
    18-21, F
    8 Responses Jul 6, 2014
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jan 17
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Jan 14

    Let me make this clear.

    ... Do not contact me asking me for inappropriate things. I AM NOT INTERESTED!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Mar 11

    dang i hate doin this n bein swo smelleh .

    xD lol . bleh . n sumtimes my systems goes thru such weird yuck stages ... yuck ... lolololololol . ew :P xD lol . i dont even know why am i actually writing a thing for this xD lol
    cdwishimatgurlCalandraBelle cdwishimatgurlCalandraBelle
    36-40, T
    Feb 7
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