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    I Cant Believe This Is An Experience Option!!

    This is way funny. A farting experience at the Experience Project. I am so easily amused, so much so I wanted to be the first to say: I fart.  But, the one thing about farting that has stuck with me was when my year 9 Religion teacher asked us if we thought Jesus farted...
    DarkPhoenix DarkPhoenix 31-35, F Oct 2, 2007

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    I ate pizza today and I sat down

    and watched a movie i kept farting continuously and it smells like rotten eggs and cheese baking in an oven together
    bigbeautifulgorgeousandgassy bigbeautifulgorgeousandgassy 18-21, F 4 Responses Apr 5

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    Farting In Tight Panties Or Jeans

    I love farting in tight knickers , jeans or skirts , it feels sexy sorry to be crude . I love farting in these types of panties , i love the hot feel of the fart beeing restircted by the material 
    KAREN22 KAREN22 22-25 11 Responses Feb 19, 2011

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    I have been up all night i dont think i should

    be up this early dancing and farting haha oh well =D im up tho im gonna embrace it!
    bigbeautifulgorgeousandgassy bigbeautifulgorgeousandgassy 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 9

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    rumbly bloated stuffed

    and ready to explode!! so i ate a lot today and got so full that i didnt wanna move i had to work and being that the big boss came in i couldnt be the piggy no mannered me haha so i made it through the day tummy aches and belly rumbles and all then i finally came home in the...
    bigbeautifulgorgeousandgassy bigbeautifulgorgeousandgassy 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 4

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    "i got gas" so laying on the couch with my love

    and we start to cuddle and suddenly she farts this HUGE fart that smelled like eggs and rotten milk. we then go to the bedroom and change into pajamas at that moment she then looks at me and says my tummy is upset she farts 4 times then stops then lets out another 5 i was...
    bigbeautifulgorgeousandgassy bigbeautifulgorgeousandgassy 18-21, F 3 Responses Jan 28

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    Hi I am looking for women

    that live in the UK and who would like to fart on my lap and between my legs, I get so turned on and would like a woman who is bi sexual to help me out ;)... Any men or women (from all over) feel free to chat to me .. I get turned on by men doing this also ;) oh and yes I am a...
    shylady80 shylady80 31-35, F 5 Responses Feb 23

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    I Luvs It!

    I love to squeeze tha cheese! Me and the kids laugh soo hard about it! I just cant understand people who take themselves so seriously they cant laugh at natures #1 funny guy.. The Fart. We have a myriad of names and games we associate to them. I remember getting spanked when I...
    Fatallyerrored Fatallyerrored 26-30, F 5 Responses May 4, 2009

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    My Farting Love Life

    I don’t remember when I started developing the interest in female farting but all I know was that I became notorious for farting on or around ladies, I cant help it they just seems to give me a rumbling in my tummy whenever they are close, and I don’t hesitate to grace them...
    farty4009 farty4009 22-25 5 Responses Nov 14, 2011

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    bigbeautifulgorgeousandgassy bigbeautifulgorgeousandgassy 18-21, F 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    The Truth About Women Farting

    The reason many women do not fart is for this reason:  They are always constantly talking so the back pressure does not have enough time to build up and cause the woman to fart!  I am a transcriptionist.  I do not talk for most of the day, at least Mon-Fri. ...
    Valentine Valentine 26-30, F 8 Responses Jun 26, 2008

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    I really want a girl

    that loves farting like that is one of my biggest fantasies is to have a girl fart for me if there are any girps that like farting and find it in a sexual way hit me up on kik atx_boi23 Even just to tell me or just have conversation about farting
    atxboi23 atxboi23 22-25, M 2 Responses Dec 27, 2013

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    i honestly love coming home from a long day

    and all the gas built up inside finally comes out in a big hefty deep fart
    bigbeautifulgorgeousandgassy bigbeautifulgorgeousandgassy 18-21, F 9 Responses Feb 16

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    Happens

    well i know i pass gas and i don't mind if a girls that fart around me. i just laugh it off. it happens
    silentrunner silentrunner 22-25, M Apr 28, 2013

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    The Day I Found Out My Partner Had A Fart Fetish

    THE DAY I FOUND OUT MY PARTNER HAD A FART FETISH    The day I found out my partner had a farting fetish and the day i got my bottom ****** for the first time  I was in my bedroom tidying up in my little white lace gstring knickers , my partner I thought had gone to the...
    HELEN567 HELEN567 26-30, F 9 Responses Apr 23, 2011

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    Is there any girls out there

    who don't mind farting in front of people please comment or message me
    drummersteve21 drummersteve21 18-21, M Apr 4

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    I Love When A Hot Woman Farts In Tight Jeans And Makes Her Butt Stinks

    I love to hear a hot woman fart in tight jeans it is so sexy especially if they are wearing lee or levi jeans. I had one girl sit on my face and fart she was wearing tight lee jeans i loved her stinky ***, and i hope to find girl like that one day. and my farts are always super...
    Loveswomenthatfartinjeans21m Loveswomenthatfartinjeans21m 18-21, M 4 Responses Oct 15, 2010

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    Not Cool

    Is it bad that girls have gas???
    M4fart M4fart 22-25, M 3 Responses Oct 3, 2013

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    Any girl up for farting on cam please reply

    with there Skype name is getting annoying now and feeling angry
    drummersteve21 drummersteve21 18-21, M Feb 1

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    pajama pants! i have these pajama pants

    that are very tight on my butt when i fart it sounds gulpy and bassy and they absolutely STINK i was watching a movie and i had this huge gas bubble that was so big i had to lift up to get it all out i let it out and it sounded thick and gurgly
    bigbeautifulgorgeousandgassy bigbeautifulgorgeousandgassy 18-21, F 3 Responses Jan 27

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    Mah Bad!

    I was in a library at college and I was writing a report. I put my pencil on the desk to get a sip of coffee and it droped on the floor. A man about my age was sitting next to me and offered to pick it up but I dint let him. (Im indipendent) So while I was bending over to pick up...
    Stingersten Stingersten 22-25 4 Responses Nov 3, 2011

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    its been a while that i have wrote some gassy

    stories here..but test of fire makes the finest of steel....i will come up with my best experience ever..so stay alert..pssssssskkk...
    M4fart M4fart 22-25, M 1 Response Dec 28, 2013

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    i have been blowing up all day gotta work in a

    little while and oh gosh it stinks!
    bigbeautifulgorgeousandgassy bigbeautifulgorgeousandgassy 18-21, F 3 Responses Jan 12

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    Nuclear Radiation

    I was in the eight grade when this happened. Ever since I was little I've known myself to have one of the most foulest and pungent farts of anyone I know. Anyways, I was in art class doing my work and there were 3 other students in my table doing work. Well, I can assure you, I...
    inspirasian inspirasian 22-25, M 1 Response Mar 18, 2012

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    Man chicken nuggets fries

    and coke gave me the worst gas I've ever had I was up all night dealing with the nastiest most massive farts ever!
    bigbeautifulgorgeousandgassy bigbeautifulgorgeousandgassy 18-21, F 8 Responses Apr 7

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    No Crap O.O

    Was there a actual need for this group? Everybody and everything farts. If it doesn't then something is really wrong.
    ASBC ASBC 18-21, M 1 Response Nov 26, 2013

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    Farts Hey'a guys this is going to sound weird

    but i like it when girls fart on my lap or in front of me someone did not long ago and i liked it i am from north Devon and i hope to find a girl that will like me for me and will feel open about farting in front of me and on my lap ect. I am also a drummer in a reggae/ska band...
    drummersteve21 drummersteve21 18-21, M 1 Response Feb 17

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    I like to fart all the time.

    good job im so gassy haha like right now just ripped a load lol. anyone wanna smell haha XD
    davew88 davew88 22-25, M 2 Responses Jan 26

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    Girls N Farting i really want a girl to fart on

    my lap and on cam and be friends with too and hopefully be close with if any girl is willing to fart and be friends with me and get close to me please email or comment i really wanna hear a girl fart and fart on my lap ect. PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU!!!!
    drummersteve21 drummersteve21 18-21, M Feb 17

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    The Smell Of Bitter, Tranquil Inglorious Flatulence.

    its like music to my nose. the shifting of the bowel to turn over another chord. the melodies, the sweet, sweet symphonies that expolde in one gigantic rumble. Its just noise. The air compressing between two cheeks. As the manifestation of gas leaks..it seeps over and under like...
    amyriadofmelodies amyriadofmelodies 22-25, F 3 Responses Apr 13, 2011

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    Um...yeah I Do Just Dont Tell - Shhhh

    I guess everyone does, I just hide mine from hubby!! He has NEVER heard me yet....well once he did but I denied it and although he didn't believe me he has been told never to mention it again LOL!! Is it true pigeons can't fart and thats why they explode if you feed them...
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 4 Responses Oct 4, 2007

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    I Find It Embarrassing

    I know, I'm silly to be embarrassed at something everyone does.  But it's not "ladylike."  And I know that's a silly idea too.  I'm here trying to lighten up on the subject and also to not feel so isolated.  More later.  Here's more: I've...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Dec 25, 2009

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    Farting In Tight Panties Or Jeans

    I love farting in tight knickers , jeans or skirts , it feels sexy sorry to be crude . I love farting in these types of panties , i love the hot feel of the fart beeing restircted by the material 
    KAREN22 KAREN22 22-25 5 Responses Feb 19, 2011

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    ...but Not As Well As Mr Methane

    Compared to the legendary Mr Methane, I am a poor amateur! http://www.mrmethane.com/
    lufrednow lufrednow 22-25, M Aug 31, 2010

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    Any girls need a fart cushion/slave im ready

    and willing lol or could just talk hehe. im also partial to farting in faces should ypu want. kik me: barryxxm
    barryxxm barryxxm 22-25, M Jan 5

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    I fart a lot and usually im not very

    embarrassed about it. ill avoid farting in a quiet place, but i dont mind doing it in some public situations and i freely fart in front of my friends and my family lol. my farts also tend to be pretty bad so ive definitely stunk up my room doing that lol.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Feb 20

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    Girls And Farting All i do is watch these girls

    farting videos and its so annoying that no one will fart on my lap or in front of me, i just wish a girl would and would feel comfortable doing it and are really good at farting why is it so hard to find a girl that will but i am guessing i never will find a girl that will fart...
    drummersteve21 drummersteve21 18-21, M Feb 17

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    I Was framed!

    One time, I was really sick with strep throat. I had a 104 degree fever, and my kids had just started school in our new neighborhood. Unfortunately, it is a yuppie haven with hyper-parenting, where parents have an ostentatious way of showing how "good" of parents they...
    LovesJeanValjean LovesJeanValjean 41-45, F 2 Responses Nov 2, 2007

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    I went to see another movie tonight

    and through the whole movie I laid on my friend holding in sooo much painful gas then I switched and put my feet on her lap she ripped my moccasins off and attacked my feet I'm the middle of the movie for no reason at all frikkin meanie after the movie was over we were outside...
    bigbeautifulgorgeousandgassy bigbeautifulgorgeousandgassy 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 9

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    Spelling Lesson

    Ah holy mother of everything that is good          Run... well walk fastly, squeeze buns so as to not release one......  Close the bathroom door, lock it!! check you locked it again!! Turn on the fan quick!! make sure there's scented spray on the counter, for Goddess...
    whisperingsunshine whisperingsunshine 31-35, F 23 Responses Mar 3, 2011

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    Ever since early this morning (like,

    1 or 2) I've been farting nonstop XD Not quite sure why but it's not something I'm complaining about ;)
    jordoguy7 jordoguy7 22-25, M 2 Responses Feb 28

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    Ifartz Lol

    So usually my stomach is pretty strong and I don't blow any gas...however if I eat grapes, broccoli, mexican food or a good amount of greasy and dairy food, I will blow you away. My farts can be very nasty and smelly lol. I hate wearing jeans because they linger in the jeans and...
    bigbuttfart bigbuttfart 26-30, F 11 Responses Jun 19, 2013

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    I Confess!

    Yup. The rumors are true...
    paperalias paperalias 22-25, F 4 Responses Apr 17, 2008

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    Dutch Oven'D My Hubby

    I had these really noxious farts one night. Silent but deadly. I released a cloud of methane under the covers and then fluffed them over my husbands head so he got a full blast of stink. We both think farts are hilarious.
    juliegirl22 juliegirl22 22-25, F 4 Responses Apr 1, 2013

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    WGIEMASS WGIEMASS 13-15, M Mar 27

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    I love when girls fart it's a turn on for me I'm not ashamed of it I think it's attractive when a women isn't afraid or shy to fart in front of me so any ladies who like farting...
    Icerayray9 Icerayray9 22-25, M Apr 8

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    Like it was a nasty fart and my stomach was hurting so I farted and BOOM diarrhea filled my panties
    Halloween999 Halloween999 18-21, F 4 Responses a week ago

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    So here I was just there playing GTA and my cousin (He's 9) walks in and sits on the end of my bedpans starts watching me. Then just there out of nowhere I hear a small fart...
    BoysPeeing BoysPeeing 13-15, M 1 Response Mar 22

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    Is there any girls out there who don't mind farting in front of people please comment or message me
    drummersteve21 drummersteve21 18-21, M Apr 4

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    Is there any girls out there who don't mind farting in front of people please comment or message me
    drummersteve21 drummersteve21 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 4

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    One day in school we were sitting on the floor, I really really really needed to fart. I was holding it in until I couldn't anymore, It was really loud and smelly. The whole entire...
    Slevenothoy Slevenothoy 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 5

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    Just to clear something up , any girl that is nasty or lazy that is not afraid to express about burping or farting you are welcome to talk with me, and also any female gainers that...
    skyskiller83 skyskiller83 26-30, M 1 Response Apr 7

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    I kept being accused of farting eve when it wasn't me.
    Som3son3 Som3son3 26-30, M 4 days ago

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    Wants to wake up with tape on my mouth,forces to inhale a woman's butt wind.as I'm relaxed on a pool bench.as the smell wakes me,as a hott butt is in my face.
    Darkgrin0812 Darkgrin0812 22-25, M Apr 2

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    Maybe it's the Brussels sprouts I had today? :-(
    DantheManNot DantheManNot 36-40, M 22 hrs ago

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    yeah its a great game was at a point of time of a opinion its a prudes and old farts game but when i started to play i realised theirs more to it as the skills ..concentration reqd...
    romell romell 36-40, M 7 hrs ago