I Farted and I Don't Care

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 218 People

    With Age Comes Freedom

    Let's face it, growing older can have some strange effects on the body.  When I was younger I had no problem with flatulence.  I even had the ability to "hold it in" if need be. The the unforseen happened; I turned 40 and strange things began to happen. ...
    Grits4life Grits4life
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Sep 16, 2008

    I like girls farting,

    any girls that don't mind farting or lives near Washington, D.C. Message me.
    Esteban123901 Esteban123901
    18-21, M
    Jun 8, 2015

    I grew up with farts being normal

    so I usually dont care where I let them go, especially after I started to play soccer in my teens where all of us guys let our gas out in the locker room haha, and as im lactose intolerant I gave to go so I can blame it on that ;)
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jan 17

    I farted and I actually gagged,

    I sprayed my arse with lavender air freshener >_< I'm still wondering what I ate.
    KurtzDevious KurtzDevious
    31-35, M
    May 14, 2015

    I have had a gas problem all my life

    and being lactose intolerant doesn't help at all. I spent a lot of time holding my gas in and trying not to burp or fart but after a while I just didn't care anymore I had to let it out so now where ever I am I just fart and continue people don't like it because it stinks and it...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Jun 17, 2014

    sometimes when I have a really big one brewing.

    I hold it a lil longer, and then when I do let go.... lol I can feel my tummy deflate. this usually happens when we eat the normal gas producing foods. but seems they affect me a lil more.
    colorfullcolorado colorfullcolorado
    22-25, F
    1 Response Aug 11, 2014
    Ericaloves Ericaloves
    22-25, M
    Jan 26, 2015

    Family and Farting

    Thinking back..farting has always been a family tradition. My parents died when I was reallt young. But I had five other siblings. Of course, I was the baby. I had an older brother who got into this kick of grabbing whoever did it and taking a match to their behind to see if it...
    pethealer pethealer
    46-50, F
    12 Responses Aug 3, 2008

    I love the relationship me

    and my hubby have. its sooo open, I know its gross but we talk about if we r having good bowel movements, and picking our noses. idk......seems weird but its open and we can laugh about it. like farting. the other day I could feel one coming. just nicely walked up to hubby, sat...
    colorfullcolorado colorfullcolorado
    22-25, F
    5 Responses Aug 8, 2014
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