I was in 5th grade, taking a math test... just after lunch I believe, LOL
The room was quiet, the pressure was building. I was fidgeting in my seat trying to restrain myself. I did not want to ask to go to the bathroom in the middle of a test.
I felt fine and my stomach didn't hurt or anything.
I was in the elavator withy mom and a bunch of shoppers.
The elavator was very calm crowded and quiet.
Then i farted.
Everybody heard it but know one knew it was me!
The only ones who knew it was me were my mom and a...