I Farted

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    Its On Like Donkey Kong (a War of Justice)

    ill start off by saying yes i can be very ladylike but when its just me and my husband, im a farting belching  laugh till i pee, walk around without panties on kinda girl lol.  anyway i notice ppl fart like their personality lmao! I can be loud, obnoxious and random...
    ctzellers ctzellers
    18-21, F
    5 Responses Oct 2, 2009

    Need a poo... SO I've been holding in a poop

    for a while and at lunchtime today I was walking towards the shops for my lunch with a few guys from my college class. I could feel a movement in my stomach as we walked along so let a few farts slip out, the first one came out fine and quiet, sounded like a little psssssp...
    BeckyMxxx BeckyMxxx
    18-21, F
    5 Responses Sep 25, 2014

    On A Date...

    So I went on a date with a guy I was sort of interested in. He insisted we went to a Mexican food restraunt [an unknown one at that] and I knew this wouldn't turn out very good. So I had some burritos and tacos, the usual, and I was wearing some tight black pants. He decided that...
    BigAssBooty BigAssBooty
    22-25, F
    6 Responses Aug 12, 2013

    The Yoga Pants! The reasoning behind my title

    is simple yoga pants and a good healthy fart are the BEST combination so today i went out to eat and it was such a good meal all you can eat buffet with the works i was stuffed when we left i had eaten so much i had an instant **** urge lol i couldnt fart it would have been the...
    lonelydancergirl lonelydancergirl
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Oct 28, 2014

    I just sharted a little.

    I have never done that before in all my life :S
    BlueSugar930 BlueSugar930
    18-21, F
    7 Responses Mar 20, 2016

    that smell behind me i had to fart

    that stench of poop in the bathroom i had a lot of burgers so yes i started off farting then had to poop i admit it haha
    lonelydancergirl lonelydancergirl
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Sep 6, 2014

    I Cant Stop

    farting. i just farted. twice. wtf
    missmeganxoxo missmeganxoxo
    26-30, F
    8 Responses Jun 21, 2012

    With the ppl I live with (my brother from

    another mother)(mbfam) new **** lol but anyway haha & his wife the way we sound off n the morning I like wheewww feel bad for the chairs LMFAO N RUNNING 2 THE BATHROOM! !!!
    whitwhit86 whitwhit86
    31-35, M
    1 Response Mar 22, 2015
    diaperlove332 diaperlove332
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Oct 18, 2014
    Ericaloves Ericaloves
    26-30, M
    1 Response Jan 27, 2015

    This is also a question

    but it's something that happened to me. Ok so there is this girl I have known since 4 grade and I'm now in 8 grade. We use to be really close and then we fell off and got back close. Well I went by her house the other weekend and We were in bed about to go to sleep and I Farted...
    AmaniBurton AmaniBurton
    26-30, F
    4 Responses May 20, 2015

    And it felt fantastic.

    but I don't think I was noticed.
    NomadAngel117 NomadAngel117
    22-25, M
    May 20, 2015

    The Stinky Revenge!

    well, it was about two 1/2 years ago, i was staying over my ex *at the time boyfriend* house. im not sure what caused a fight between us cuz he was mental and faught with me about EVERYTHING. well one day, i had enough, we were laying in bed angry at each other and he fell asleep...
    ctzellers ctzellers
    18-21, F
    9 Responses Apr 9, 2009
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    3 Responses May 23, 2015

    I've had terrible gas all day,

    I've also needed to poop but I'm holding it.
    ihonestlydontknow ihonestlydontknow
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Sep 30, 2014
    RVJohnny RVJohnny
    22-25, M
    1 Response Oct 31, 2015
    MAC619 MAC619
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Jan 21, 2015
    lonelydancergirl lonelydancergirl
    22-25, F
    3 Responses May 12, 2015

    Today i was really embarrassed It was just me

    and my dad in car driving home after eating out and I accidentally farted he made fun of me all the way home
    deleted deleted
    4 Responses Apr 26, 2015

    so i had a work meeting earlier today

    that only lasted about maybe 45 min to an hour so i went and got breakfast and hungout for a little bit before going. i had 2 breakfast burritos and 3 hash browns and i washed it down with milk i went to the meeting and good gosh was i bloated up with gas after the meeting i...
    lonelydancergirl lonelydancergirl
    22-25, F
    7 Responses Dec 29, 2014

    I cant believe this is an experience lmfao ok

    soooo i just got done eating at work which gave me gas-_- i went down to the end of the hallway thinking i was alone and safe and the patient wouldn't be able to hear in her room so i let out one it turned out to be way LOUDER and LONGER than i thought well she heard and said...
    deleted deleted
    3 Responses Mar 21, 2015

    Im at my cousins house

    and outta no where this loud fart crept up outta no where we are sleeping in the same room she woke up asking what that was I said that was me I farted :p she said those beans from the cookout must be kicking ur *** I said oh yeah my tummy is bloated and bubbly she's so sweet...
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Jul 7, 2014

    My stomach is messed up right now

    and they keep coming.
    Cartaboost Cartaboost
    26-30, M
    1 Response Dec 31, 2015

    so today i went out and enjoyed myself with

    some friends we went for a walk by the water and enjoyed the sun i was quite the gassy girl tho lol i was walking and had to fart and boy was it a loud one lol
    lonelydancergirl lonelydancergirl
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Sep 9, 2014

    I am at work at my desk

    and I just farted lol
    sallypaige sallypaige
    26-30, F
    13 Responses Feb 6, 2015

    IT SMELLS LIKE EGGS, But I didn't

    even eat any :/ lmfaoo, wtf.
    xViccay xViccay
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Feb 12, 2014

    I like girls farting,

    any girls that don't mind farting or lives near Washington, D.C. Message me.
    Esteban123901 Esteban123901
    18-21, M
    Jun 8, 2015

    Hey, I'd really love to do some RP with someone

    on this site about farting. If any lovely ladies are interested dont hesitate to message me or leave a response and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Thanks!
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    1 Response Apr 28, 2015
    Quietguy1234 Quietguy1234
    18-21, M
    Feb 21, 2016

    I have been horribly gassy lately i like to

    fart around people to be comfortable so i start off with a burp and then i say excuse me then i eventually lift up and fart and then i laugh and fan my butt im a huge fan of those words "excuse me" because its the words that let everyone know after that sound that they just...
    lonelydancergirl lonelydancergirl
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Sep 30, 2014
    Mirmulnir Mirmulnir
    26-30, M
    Nov 7, 2014

    I have literally the worst gas today.

    I fart every few seconds and if I try to hold it in for a few mins it turns into a real monster that stinks up everything around me. I want someone to smell it
    philip1964 philip1964
    26-30, M
    4 Responses Feb 7, 2015

    The Bath

    This was a long time ago, i was like ten, and I was with my neighbour (he was the same age) and we were playing in the mud, my mum saw us and got really mad. So she sent us to the bath. She watched us (she new that we weren't gonna drown or anything but just incase any of us...
    dogod dogod
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Sep 15, 2012

    In a large group of people.

    It was a giant loud one too.
    sighselly sighselly
    13-15, F
    1 Response Sep 9, 2014

    It was super loud and wet,

    I even stuck my finger in my hole and it was throbbing.
    JessicaBelly JessicaBelly
    18-21, F
    7 Responses Dec 26, 2015

    I fart so much, they always smell the worst too.

    I love doing it in office chairs and couches. they are always low and short :p
    jess4100 jess4100
    26-30, F
    7 Responses Mar 28, 2016
    Vickysniffer Vickysniffer
    22-25, M
    May 25, 2015
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