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I Feel Like a Bottle of Heinz Ketchup

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    A Wise Philosopher Once Said:

    you shake and shake the ketchup bottle     none will come     and then alot'll.
    asdfok asdfok 18-21, F 5 Responses Jun 6, 2008

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    Yes I Do.

    i just feel like i was so full of life. of ketchup. lmfao. and people keep squeezing me out. trying to make me tell them everything, stuff that i dont even want to talk about. now i feel like my mind  is a void. or an empty bottle of heinz ketchup. :P damn straight...
    asdflkjghlove asdflkjghlove 16-17, F Mar 1, 2008

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    Slow Down Wait For Me...

    ...cause i can't ketchup.   sometimes i feel like a bottle  of heinz ketchup... so quit trying to empty my insides and sqeeze all the life out of me.  goddammt if you try turn me upside down, shake me and slap my behind again...i will freak out..   just...
    redgone redgone 31-35, M 7 Responses Jun 7, 2008

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    Hey Ketchup Lovers!

    Hello my fellow Ketchup Lovers! Please Vote for My Absolute Favorite Entry from Heinz's judges "Top 15 picks" out of thousands. "Heinz World Wide" TV Entry is like light years away from anything else that was submitted! It was beautifully executed in...
    sonyarose8 sonyarose8 36-40, F 4 Responses Aug 29, 2007

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    STOP!

    I have a stupid, irrational but never the less very real phobia of Ketchup. Mock me if you like but enough about the evil stuff! I may faint! 
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jun 7, 2008

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