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I Feel Like I'm Surrounded By Zombies

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    Broken Gestalt

      They learn the intricate details of one aspect of the system, then proceed to claim knowledge of the entire system. This is contradictory to everything knowledge teaches - that the more you learn, the more you realize you do not know.  The strong zombie misses this...
    fascad3 fascad3 36-40, M Feb 7, 2010

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    Everyone belongs to different clusters of boxes

    and I'm just standing there in my combat boots pondering if I should try to break them or go about on my own.
    c4mila c4mila 13-15, F 2 Responses Jan 28

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    I Know I Am Surrounded By Zombies.

    Every day I see prime examples of mindless zombies. From an outward appearance they appear completely normal, and maybe they are, while only defending the law of the majority ruling the whole, understanding that perhaps it is I who is not normal, anyway, but on short...
    lostchild1989to1990 lostchild1989to1990 26-30, M Jan 28, 2012

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    People

    I do not, and do not want to, understand people. I know I am a person, and I will admit I never understood myself. I would like to file a complaint to god for making us so complex, but no he "made us in his image" therefore he's a person too. I might as well give up on...
    vinceman7 vinceman7 16-17, M Mar 25, 2010

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    Gotta Have Their Morning Coffee.

    Zombie wants his coffee... zombie goes outside to smoke 10 times a day... zombie is a good zombie and celebrates by having a drink. Zombie deserves a break. Zombie is a proud zombie. See zombie's traits. Admire them. Zombie is a cool conformist.
    fascad3 fascad3 36-40, M 3 Responses Sep 10, 2009

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    Zombies Always Agree.

    ... with each other's like viewpoints. One can say the sky is flourescent green and if the speaker and audience share like viewpoints, they'll all believe each other and praise each other's works. The critical analysis of literature is completely abandoned. All that matters to...
    fascad3 fascad3 36-40, M 4 Responses Sep 24, 2009

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    Mediocre Skills Are Beyond Their Comprehension

    I get so tired of being told I need help doing something, or that some project requires x number of people, "it's too much for one person", etc. The truth of the matter is that the task would be done much more thoroughly and efficiently if I were to do it myself with no one else...
    fascad3 fascad3 36-40, M 1 Response Jul 12, 2010

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    They Reach That Plateau

      Even the relatively insightful zombie will reach that plateau where they'll just run out of insight.  Like a vehicle with a set of inappropriately low gears, they'll sprint to a certain speed with quickness then top out at 80 mph.  Just a hair above the speed...
    fascad3 fascad3 36-40, M 1 Response Apr 30, 2010

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    Sheeple.

    I have always called them that.  This group's icon expresses my worldview more eloquently than anything I can write.  My greatest fear is that I am becomming infected by the zombie contagion.  It's so ******* virulent. 
    CorazonVacio CorazonVacio 46-50, M 8 Responses May 6, 2010

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    I Need To Share This...

    ...because I'm getting to the point where I just don't know what to think anymore. I went to a big time bookstore today, and all I wanted was Shakespeare's Othello. I'm familiar with the place and the usual lack of interest and even plain manners by its employees. But this time...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Feb 10, 2010

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    I Know I Am Surrounded By Zombies.

    Every day I see prime examples of mindless zombies. From an outward appearance they appear completely normal, and maybe they are, while only defending the law of the majority ruling the whole, understanding that perhaps it is I who is not normal, anyway, but on short...
    lostchild1989to1990 lostchild1989to1990 26-30, M Jan 28, 2012

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    Strong Zombies Are Often A Paradox

    Their claims of happiness are riddled with cues of misery.
    fascad3 fascad3 36-40, M 5 Responses Dec 2, 2009

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    The (Steam) Chaos Experiment

      If you watched it, you'll find the current behavior on this site entertaining.
    fascad3 fascad3 36-40, M Feb 9, 2010

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    Really? It's Only 30 F$&@$& Pounds!!

    Today I bought a sewing machine for my wife. She is learning to quilt, did her homework, and found one in the area. I was doing my normal 12 mile hike up a mountain, down the mountain, and then back over. I'm 6' tall weigh about 160. When I purchased it the salesman asked me...
    Emichael Emichael 41-45, M Jun 23, 2012

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    And...

    And they come in the form of an apathetic society...
    bubblegum84 bubblegum84 26-30, F 6 Responses Jan 5, 2010

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    Democrats, Republicans, Independents.

    They are tricked by their own insecurities. They choose the "lesser of two evils" and are proud of their choice in dysfunctional candidates. Notice me. Heed what I say. I know who's better. I am zombie. Here me babble.
    fascad3 fascad3 36-40, M 2 Responses Sep 13, 2009

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    The Types Of Zombies

      Weak - "mopey", typically slow moving, melancholy, "goes with the flow", causes no conflict, intellectual potential very low IE: "Pagan", self-harmer, iPod fanatic, "Goth", "Emo", "metrosexual", watches reality TV, NASCAR fan   Strong - very opinionated...
    fascad3 fascad3 36-40, M 3 Responses Feb 15, 2010

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    The Grudge Girl

      I keep seeing these young girls.  They look exactly the same.  The slightly elliptical eyes, relatively large, the rounded, protruding nose, the small mouth, small chin.  The head is elliptical as well, narrow towards the bottom.    ...
    fascad3 fascad3 36-40, M 1 Response Mar 29, 2010

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    Today's Zombie 4/21/10

      As I'm leaving my neighborhood, I come upon a car.  He approaches an intersection.  He has no stop sign; the other road does.  As he enters the middle of the intersection, he looks to his right to see if anyone is coming.  
    fascad3 fascad3 36-40, M 1 Response Apr 21, 2010

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    Mass Produced Zombie

    The cat-loving "pagan" narcissist.  She's gunna be a witch. 
    fascad3 fascad3 36-40, M 1 Response Jan 4, 2010

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    They Drag Their Corpses Around Performing Ritualistic Acts.

    ... but they don't pay attention to anything.  If you watch closely, you'll realize that nothing they do makes sense. Oftentimes, you will see bizarre behavior that defies logical explanation. They create and watch TV commercials that make no sense. They pull out in...
    fascad3 fascad3 36-40, M 12 Responses Aug 27, 2009

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    Stupid Smart People

      What is the most important goal in life? To be happy. To be happy, you do things that make you happy - that could be making money, helping others, etc. A "smart" person is included in all people - all people want to be happy. Smart people want to be happy. Do smart people...
    fascad3 fascad3 36-40, M 4 Responses Feb 6, 2010

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    This Town

    This town,It's full of 'em,Zombies,They wander around, In their own little way, You never know,What to think!
    cndrewdrvr8 cndrewdrvr8 46-50, M Sep 3, 2011

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    Today's Zombie 3/9/2010

      (backdated) I was waiting to pick up my child from school and a guy comes walking out with his little bucket full of fertilizer.  He proceeds to fertilize a bare dirt spot.  I think to myself, ok, maybe he's just hoping some grass might catch on and grow...
    fascad3 fascad3 36-40, M 2 Responses Mar 11, 2010

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    Memory Of Jokes Past.

    Facade's post "Today's Zombie 5/6/10" reminds me of a Farside-esque cartoon a coworker showed in the mid-eighties.  It was entitled "Advanced Management Training" and showed a man in glasses and labcoat with a stick pointer.  To either of side was an easel.  The...
    CorazonVacio CorazonVacio 46-50, M May 6, 2010

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    Their "circle" Gives Them Away.

    They say "even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes". So goes it with the words that come out of the zombie's mouth. Careful that you do not misclassify a zombie based on one or two sentences that appeal to your philosophies. There are 'strong zombies' that are very...
    fascad3 fascad3 36-40, M Nov 20, 2009

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    Today's Zombie 3/11/2010

      !'m at the grocery store and see this lady approaching.  I stop, waiting for her to pass.  She stops dead in front of me.  
    fascad3 fascad3 36-40, M 3 Responses Mar 11, 2010

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    I See Faces

    with no expression, Their smile never reach the corner of their eyes, I see hearts with no affection, they have a pulse, but it's always steady, with no raise and fall
    LordVoldemort LordVoldemort 36-40, F 9 Responses May 1, 2010

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    Today's Zombie 3/14/10

      (backdated) The guy at the parts counter didn't know under which category to look for the part I wanted.  When I told him, he commented that he hadn't done it in a while.  However, this is not something you forget.  It is a very common part...
    fascad3 fascad3 36-40, M Mar 15, 2010

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    Today's Zombie 5/6/10

      I'm sitting at the Burger King eating garbage.  He walks in with a younger coworker, clearly under his supervision.  They order, sit and start talking.  The older man starts complaining to his subordinate that another coworker is constantly late and how...
    fascad3 fascad3 36-40, M 1 Response May 6, 2010

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    The Degrees Of Ignorance

      1st degree ignorance: You're ignorant and you know it.  Most sane, stable, fairly smart people fall into this category. 2nd degree ignorance: You're ingorant and are more or less oblivious to that fact.  A babbling fool, you are.  The 'ignorance is...
    fascad3 fascad3 36-40, M 1 Response Feb 22, 2010

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    Categorized

    They pretty much all fit into one of a few groups.  Stunning similarities, they just aren't very different at all.  Same thoughts, same personalities, same beliefs, same actions down to the very cliches they repeat and pets they prefer. "Seen one, seen them all...
    fascad3 fascad3 36-40, M 2 Responses Jan 6, 2010

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    Drive N' Point

      They are typically driving far below the speed limit with a passenger.  You see their fingers pointing all which ways, their hands motioning here and there.  The point and shake, the holding of the hand up sideways.  There is no particular building...
    fascad3 fascad3 36-40, M 4 Responses Mar 29, 2010

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    Conformist

    The conformist declares, "Mainstream music is no good."  
    fascad3 fascad3 36-40, M 2 Responses Jan 31, 2010

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    Void Creates Vacuum

    When things are missing, the void left will create a vacuum.  This vacuum is unselective in what it sucks in to fill the void.  Meaningless things will be sucked into the void.
    fascad3 fascad3 36-40, M Feb 9, 2010

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