I Feel Like I'm Surrounded By Zombies

Every day I see prime examples of mindless zombies. From an outward appearance they appear completely normal, and maybe they are, while only defending the law of the majority ruling the whole, understanding that perhaps it is I who is...

!'m at the grocery store and see this lady approaching.  I stop, waiting for her to pass.  She stops dead in front of me.

Every day I see prime examples of mindless zombies. From an outward appearance they appear completely normal, and maybe they are, while only defending the law of the majority ruling the whole, understanding that perhaps it is I who is...

I'm sitting at the Burger King eating garbage.  He walks in with a younger coworker, clearly under his supervision.  They order, sit and start talking.  The older man starts complaining to his subordinate that...

I have always called them that.  This group's icon expresses my worldview more eloquently than anything I can write.  My greatest fear is that I am becomming infected by the zombie contagion.  It's so fucking virulent...

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The guy at the parts counter didn't know under which category to look for the part I wanted.  When I told him, he commented that he hadn't done it in a while.  However, this is not something you forget...

Zombie wants his coffee... zombie goes outside to smoke 10 times a day... zombie is a good zombie and celebrates by having a drink. Zombie deserves a break. Zombie is a proud zombie. See zombie's traits. Admire them. Zombie is a cool...

1st degree ignorance: You're ignorant and you know it.  Most sane, stable, fairly smart people fall into this category.

2nd degree ignorance: You're ingorant and are more or less oblivious to that fact.  A...

Facade's post "Today's Zombie 5/6/10" reminds me of a Farside-esque cartoon a coworker showed in the mid-eighties.  It was entitled "Advanced Management Training" and showed a man in glasses and labcoat with a stick pointer. ...

As I'm leaving my neighborhood, I come upon a car.  He approaches an intersection.  He has no stop sign; the other road does.  As he enters the middle of the intersection, he looks to his right to see if anyone...

I do not, and do not want to, understand people. I know I am a person, and I will admit I never understood myself. I would like to file a complaint to god for making us so complex, but no he "made us in his image" therefore he's a...

Wow, I love this group pic, because people are like this everywhere you turn, and no one seems to want to take off their blinders, and just think for themselves. I get soo annoyed with this behavior, and would love to make it stop, but...

with no expression,

Their smile never reach the corner of their eyes,

I see hearts with no affection,

they have a pulse, but it's always steady, with no raise and fall

... but they don't pay attention to anything.  If you watch closely, you'll realize that nothing they do makes sense. Oftentimes, you will see bizarre behavior that defies logical explanation.
They create and watch TV ...

I keep seeing these young girls.  They look exactly the same.  The slightly elliptical eyes, relatively large, the rounded, protruding nose, the small mouth, small chin.  The head is elliptical as well, narrow...

Even the relatively insightful zombie will reach that plateau where they'll just run out of insight.  Like a vehicle with a set of inappropriately low gears, they'll sprint to a certain speed with quickness then top out...