I Feel Like There Is a Warning Label On Me

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    Swerve To Avoid

    Sometimes it feels as if I'm wearing some kind of invisible mark that somehow warns others that having me around would make their lives unbearably miserable and that they should just swerve around me like an obstacle on their personal road to happiness and fulfilment. The...
    CosmoLang CosmoLang
    41-45, M
    Nov 27, 2011

    Actually Wear A Warning Label

    Says "Married 3 times, divorced 0 times. Do the math" When it was "2 times" I showed my incoming wife and laughed. That was 3 months ago. Not laughing anymore.
    bitlord bitlord
    51-55
    3 Responses Jul 25, 2010

    And...

    ...if there  isn't there should be.... It would say, "Potentially Explosive.... If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product."
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Mar 24, 2010

    Warning

    Well sometimes there should be a warning lable on me..
    Arorin Arorin
    22-25, M
    6 Responses Mar 24, 2010

    Warning

    When i am an old woman i shall wear purple with a red hat which doese'nt go, and doese'nt suit me. And i shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves and satin sandals, I say wev'e no money for butter. I'll shall sit down on the pavement when im tired and gobble up samples...
    Anto815 Anto815
    46-50, F
    1 Response Oct 19, 2010
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