I Feel Obligated To Give Sarcastic Answers To Dumb Questions

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    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Mar 16, 2016

    Ask a stupid question.

    . It's right there in the adage.
    sambular1313 sambular1313
    31-35, F
    Jan 31, 2016

    I try to be nice, but sometimes people ask

    stupid question you can't help but reply with a sarcastic response.
    minisuko minisuko
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Jan 9, 2016
    SapphicMinion SapphicMinion
    26-30
    3 Responses Oct 25, 2014

    Your stomach sticks out farther

    than your chin. Yes, you're fat. You're also dumb for even asking.
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    Nov 15, 2015

    I get asked this all the time: I bet people

    are dying to see you! Insight inside of a funeral directors life! Oh and btw....I have never heard that one before!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Sep 29, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Apr 27, 2014

    Every time someone gives me something to fill

    out, and I finish it and hold it up for them to take back up, they say, "Are you finished?" Nah, I just gave you back your blank piece of paper so someone else could fill it out.
    Boulier Boulier
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 31, 2016

    I wouldn't say I'm obligated

    but it is a pleasure.
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    1 Response Nov 12, 2015

    I can't quite put into words how I feel about

    this type of groupπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘Ž I done even know why I'm getting notifications about people joining "group"😬 .... so to keep my account from being deleted , I'm leaving it..... 😠😬😑
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Sep 21, 2015

    *crying* "Are you okay?

    ?? Is everything fine?" Yes, but my eyes just decided to urinate! :)
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jan 31, 2016

    It's a moral responsibility

    that I must uphold for the good of all!
    SomeGuyNamedBlue SomeGuyNamedBlue
    18-21, M
    Mar 20, 2016

    LadyHeartnMind LadyHeartnMind
    31-35, F
    Sep 6, 2015

    So unless you are my friends I am generally a

    quiet person. UNLESS you ask a stupid question. Then there's like an urge that I can't control which forces me to give a not-so-subtle remark which usually questions their intelligence. Most of the time I don't even realise what I've said until someone either laughs or has a...
    martianthesassyunicorn martianthesassyunicorn
    13-15, F
    Nov 25, 2015

    The intent, quality, seriousness,

    ridiculousness and sincerity of my answer will depend on your question.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Dec 9, 2015

    I mean, some people are

    such idiots you don't even know how they can be the same species as you.
    LikeICare13 LikeICare13
    13-15, F
    2 Responses Mar 4, 2016

    I'm sarcastic in general,

    I can't help it. Alot of people ask stupid questions if I feel like the question deserves a sarcastic remark it will have one.
    AllThatGlitters29 AllThatGlitters29
    22-25, F
    Jul 29, 2014

    Sarcasm is nature' force field to repel

    stupidity. When in public, never let your shields down else you risk a direct hit. You will know you have been hit when you witness something so profoundly stupid that your entire body spasms. In extreme cases spasms may be followed by hysterical blindness but it is only...
    SonOfTheDelta SonOfTheDelta
    46-50, M
    3 Responses Jan 28, 2014

    Dumb is dumb is dumb.

    Impressions are impressions and engender conversation. I understand shyness but really, this is pretty impersonal as a means to approach another. It's just words.
    Astrucbmt Astrucbmt
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Jul 26, 2015

    Truth be told, I give sarcastic answers to most

    every question, whether it's a stupid one or not.
    luketepid luketepid
    56-60, M
    Feb 24, 2016
    luvme23 luvme23
    36-40, F
    1 Response Sep 6, 2015

    My Favorite..

    When someone says "can I?" My response is always "I don't know, can you?" Hahaha My kids learned quickly the proper way to ask after a few times.
    silencedshy silencedshy
    26-30, F
    1 Response Jun 7, 2013
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits
    22-25, M
    1 Response Sep 12, 2014

    I think it is our duty

    as sarcastic people to let stupid people know when they are being stupid... We are actually doing them a favor and they should thank us (;
    MrsKellyJo MrsKellyJo
    51-55, F
    1 Response Oct 6, 2014
    Joker2001 Joker2001
    16-17, F
    Jan 30, 2016
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Feb 16, 2016

    Of course I do! As much

    as I wish I was a genius, I'm not. I just use my damn "common" sense to see what's in front of my face! If more people did that I wouldn't be called a smart *** so often.
    Handyman25 Handyman25
    26-30, M
    Sep 7, 2015

    Living in the US I was often "insulted" by

    being called a white girl.... and then people would find out I was Brazilian and would be like "oh, so you're not white?" and I'm like "I'm black, can't you tell?" I just couldn't help it, I'm a blue-eyed blond. Why would someone even ask something that dumb????
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Feb 15, 2016

    i go on for 45 minutes to answer one

    question ,im so annoying
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Oct 18, 2015

    My grandpa always said I was a smart-a**.

    The only problem is that I ask dumb questions too...
    Pulpnonfiction Pulpnonfiction
    18-21, M
    Aug 7, 2015

    So I was at Golden Corral

    and the waitress there took our money, and asked if we would like to get a table. In my mind I was just like ' No thank you, we came to sit on the floor. Carpet for 5 please.' Sometimes it physically hurts to hold back sarcastic comments.
    shadow10999 shadow10999
    13-15, F
    2 Responses Nov 25, 2015

    Always* I don't care

    if you're old or young, stupid or smart. You'll get a stupid answer from me if you ask me a stupid question.
    0to100inaheartbeat 0to100inaheartbeat
    26-30, M
    1 Response Sep 7, 2015

    I admit it. I'm an *******.

    But you're a moron. I figure it's more polite to be sarcastic than to simply laugh in your face. And please accept my advanced apology if I'm too tired to be sarcastic.
    Some1umayNo Some1umayNo
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Jan 31, 2016

    In High School I had a teacher

    who was so done with his students stupidity that he would give sarcastic answers whenever they'd try to talk to him which I thought was kind of funny and it's just grown on me.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jan 23, 2016
    LIZard0121 LIZard0121
    18-21, F
    1 Response Oct 26, 2014

    Yep. I Said It.

    I was travelling from one facility to another for work the other day. I stopped and got 2 pieces of chicken from a gas station (yeah yummy and healthy I know). I got back to my office and began eating. A man walked in and said, "You eating chicken for lunch?". I just looked...
    SirLaughalots SirLaughalots
    41-45, M
    Jul 16, 2013

    I usually stay back a little later at the office

    than everyone else, so I get asked this a lot: Colleague: Haven't you gone home yet? Me: *looks around wildly* this isn't home?!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Nov 14, 2015

    Me and my buddy at Wal-Mart yesterday:

    Friend: Whats an Ottoman? Me: It was an Empire
    GoldGuard GoldGuard
    36-40, M
    Nov 15, 2014

    its too fun, I always give sarcastic answers

    now. its like a disease. I'm a **** I know but **** it
    andopando andopando
    18-21, M
    Apr 5, 2016

    Some people are dumb

    as ****!! You get all the answers but yet you still act clueless A.F.
    tmantx tmantx
    31-35, M
    1 Response Oct 2, 2015

    ...this is, more or less,

    the goal of my life!!!! ;P
    fenomen02 fenomen02
    36-40, M
    2 Responses Feb 10, 2016

    Because, let's face it.

    ...there really are some dumb ******* questions.
    SofaKing9000 SofaKing9000
    31-35, M
    1 Response Nov 13, 2014

    also to dumb comments.

    if you message me and just keep saying hi and that it, all ima say back is hi. repetitively. lololololol
    Ladybugzrule22 Ladybugzrule22
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Jul 6, 2015
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