I Feel Sorry For Jon Arbuckle From the Garfield Cartoon

He's soooooo bad with women! 22 People

    Poor Lonely John

    fitterhappiervelcro fitterhappiervelcro
    18-21, F
    Jul 16, 2009

    He's So Unlucky

    Just how unlucky is John? Well, let's see... He hasn't ever had a date, let alone a wife. He lives in a house by himself with two pets who always give him trouble and demand the majority of his money be spent on food. He has a job as an amateur cartoonist. It always seems life...
    shooterboss shooterboss
    18-21, M
    Dec 23, 2011

    Whatever Happened To Lyman?

    Poor John. He seems a decent fellow, but his cat owns his life. Cats do own people, but this is a parasitic relationship. It isn't enogh that Garfield eats all the food in the house and sleeps all day, but all of his madcap antics with Odie have prevented John from having a...
    TheEvilLeaper TheEvilLeaper
    26-30, M
    1 Response Mar 18, 2010

    He Is Cute

    And he has to serve Garfield, the relationship between him and his pets are really funny.
    LordVoldemort LordVoldemort
    36-40, F
    6 Responses Jul 12, 2009
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