I Feel Sorry For the Old Woman Who Lived In a Shoe

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    Poor Dear

      There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, she didn't know what to do; She gave them some broth  without any bread; Then whipped  them all soundly and put them to bed.   The stress of living in a shoe finally got to her and she...
    ichooselife ichooselife
    36-40, F
    4 Responses Jun 12, 2009

    But....

    ...not as bad as I do for Peter Peter the Pumpkin eater. He had a wife and couldn't keep her.  It must have been all the gas from the pumpkin that drove her away lol.
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    4 Responses Feb 6, 2010
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