I Fell Down the Stairs

Okay, so I'm not the most balanced of people. I have a great tendency to fall down stairs, and do so quite often, but never before like this.

So I was in school, and I had to leave the house in a hurray that morning, so I didn't have...

I haven't had any food, but I've had gin and juice and gin and tonic because I'm doing the taxes.  I've only had three of them, with less than a shot of gin total per glass, but I put on my slippers before I went downstairs and I...

luckily I found my feet but as it happened our stairs are big and I was going out to the garden and I fell and braised my foot

well today I fell up the stairs - I went out to check on the council workers - we were without water for...

I've had the flu for the past two weeks... Haven't had a voice for over a week now... Woke up this morning, wearing my jammies and socks...
Took one step down our stairs, and slipped... Fell on my bumm, and slid all the way down the...

Twice too!
I was about 5 or 6, I think. I remember the kindergarten teacher had the shock of her life when my aunt brought me to school all bruised up and scarred everywhere. I mean, it was really something.
I was especially...

I was at school, innocently walking along with my friend, laughing joking, you know how it is. But then, as we approached the stairs I went all a-tumble and a-tumble I went, down, down, down, my whole life flashed before my eyes (it was...

This was a few years back before we put our dog, Reagan, on medication for anxiety.I recall, Milo was downstairs on his so called 'throne' (the chair), sleeping away like any other spoiled house cat, until the mutt came downstairs to...

Early morning, barefoot walking down stairs to turn the heater on, when the left foot slid on the carpet at the top of the stairs, landing on the left lower back, one step hitting the back of the left knee, another step hitting the back...

Well-worn slippers and old carpet are NOT a good combination!  I tried to take the basement stairs at my parents' house a bit too fast...and my feet went out from under me.  I hit on my tailbone, and slid down at least eight steps...

My last pregnancy wasn't too bad, a few issues but nothing crazy. We lived in a town house and with my little guy always active there was a lot of ups and downs. One night I was walking him down and he pulled me unexpectedly. I slid...

I fall down the stairs at school a lot of times. At least once a week.  Oh, how I love these people that make fun of you when you fall down the stairs

stairs and I are not friends..

I've tripped up them, fallen down them, kick them.. you name it and I've just about done it to stairs.

Last time, ended up with a thoracic sprain, sprained both shoulders, both arms..and I put my neck...

It was dark and I had to go into school after hours, on my way to the correct part of the building I had to go down some steps that weren't lighted. I sliped on some mud at the top step, and ended up unconcious on the floor for a good...

As a little kid I was always falling downstairs. But while you're still growing your bones are kind of rubbery, so you tend to just bounce off things without getting hurt. Yay for kids!

I was going up the stairs. I live in a very old house and the stairs to the basement are not all the same. Well I missed a step and it was not a fun ride. Turn out I had two bruised ribs and slept sitting up in a chair for two weeks...

I have had a habit of falling down stairs since i was a kid. Well thats what my parents thought but the truth was i had a game i used to play. The game was that at the top of our stairs we had a banister that lead to another single ...

I opened the door to my building and was about to climb down 7 stairs to reach the street ... apparently it had rained and the stairs were wet ... so i slipped coz my shoes didnt have a proper grip i ges ... n i fell down all the...

So i was talking with my friend of how girls wear makeup covering there true faces he says i shouldnt worry about it well before he finished i took a wrong step and i fell down i hit my head my arm i hit mostly all my right side it hurt...

I've Fallen Down The Stairs On Numerous Occasions!! Forwards 'slidey style'... Backwards.. Whoa there!! Even Sideways... (where did the damn bannister go??). Usually under the influence of alcohol.. but also stone cold sober!! In...