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I Find Comfort In Humor

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    What's That You Say...You're Sorry?

    All right. I may have lied to you and about you, and  made a few pronouncements a bit too sweeping, perhaps, and possibly forgotten to tag the bases here or there And damned your extravagance, and maligned your tastes, and libeled your relatives, and slandered a  few of your...
    Carissimi Carissimi 56-60, F 3 Responses Jan 19, 2012

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    The Silverware Drawer ...... And World Peace ...

    Yesterday I had company for dinner. I made sure all the needed silverware was already out ....... Because I was ashamed of ' THE DRAWER.'. Why? CRUMBS .....months worth of crumbs. So this morning I cleaned the abyss. RAH ! I USED to be SUSIE HOMEMAKER ..... But now, not so much...
    Kathieredart Kathieredart 56-60, F 7 Responses Apr 9, 2012

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    The Snake Theory

    The Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations (AO) 1. Infantry: Snake smells them, leaves area. 2. Airborne: Lands on and kills the snake. 3. Armor: Runs over snake, laughs, and looks for more snakes...
    Koiponder Koiponder 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 13, 2009

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    Have Some Fun^^

    Humor's cool. It can turn even the darkest day to a light, happy one. let's all get high on laughter=)
    mistyeyedlass mistyeyedlass 18-21, F Apr 5, 2009

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    Shoulda Bought the Hat!!!!

    >> An elderly couple, >> Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas. >> >> >> Bert always wanted a pair of authentic >> cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and >> wore them home. >> >>...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 6 Responses Jul 14, 2009

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    I Do

    Sometimes bitter humor is the only alternative to going nuts.
    Quadrophenic Quadrophenic 36-40, M Nov 17, 2008

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    Carpe Diem

      A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. Oneday the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that she's lost. Wandering about, she notices a young...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 3 Responses Jul 21, 2010

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    Little Girl On An Airplane,

    An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 1 Response Dec 9, 2012

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    I think everything is funny.

    Even if is not . People look at me weird all the time. & I think that's funny too
    MoonBaby77 MoonBaby77 36-40, F 1 Response Dec 19, 2014

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    I Do

    i find comfort in humor . laughing  or making jokes with my associates . it gives me strength to have a smile when i am so damn stressed out over something or at work.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 16, 2010

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    I Left My Alcoholic Husband At The Hospital Today

    My current husband of about 2.5 years went to the hospital for a total knee replacement yesterday.   I had been planning to stay in the hospital with him but the day before the surgery he asked me not to.  I was concerned and my reaction wasn't exactly to say, "sure honey, I...
    Deanna410 Deanna410 51-55, F 1 Response Mar 3, 2011

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    Beauty, But Nae Good Inna Fight Indeed...

    Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train.  His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut, and bruised, and he's walking with a limp.  'What happened to you?' asks Sean, the bartender.  'Michael O'Connor and me had a...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 12, 2011

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    God Invented Whiskey So The Irish Wouldn't Rule The World N It Worked!

    An Irishman who had a little too much to drink was driving his wagon home from the city one night and, of course, he was weaving violently all over the road. A constable caught up with him and stopped him. 'So,' says the constable to the driver, 'where have ya been?'  'Why...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 12, 2011

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    Ohmmmmmmmmmm

    A Buddhist walks up to a Hot dog vendor and says.                                                                 ...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 4 Responses Jul 16, 2010

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    Mental Health Hotline

    Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline...If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you suffer from paranoid...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M Dec 9, 2012

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    Gene Weingarten

    I really enjoy reading Gene Weingarten articles. He's hilarious. Short humorous stories about life. A while back he wrote "The Feminine Mist' about dealing with women weeping. Now normally this would be a serious topic and he found a way to make it lighthearted. It began "When a...
    4vrUnique 4vrUnique 46-50 Jun 19, 2011

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    It Helps to Relax.

    i love goofing around and telling jokes.it gives me so much joy to do that with the kids ,and their freinds.just to see a smile or two .to bad it dosen`t last forever.it is the best time of the day  to be able to play with them.
    ghostofmyself ghostofmyself 36-40 1 Response Apr 4, 2009

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    Funny Kind Of Pain

    She came at night,                            explored my body,                                                    got on top of me...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 6 Responses Aug 6, 2011

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    Homeless Funeral

    Subject:  Homeless Man's Funeral      As a Bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 4 Responses Jun 12, 2010

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    Obviously!

    I love humor! It's awesome!
    savemesos savemesos 13-15, F Apr 28, 2012

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    Related Experiences

    Yes I have a vulgar sense humor and yes you should get over that ....and no I'm not a child and no I'm not a man .... I just like to laugh ....
    chernobylplayground chernobylplayground 36-40, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    le bfs humor is one of my favorite things about him people who can find humor in almost any situation = people you should keep around
    imverylost imverylost 18-21, F 1 Response May 10

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    Just ask any of my friends. My sense of humor will go from really awful puns, to really dark humor, to really sassy, ghetto type humor, to dirty humor. It goes all over the place...
    username1897 username1897 13-15, M 2 Responses May 11

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    You ever get tired of people picking on you or bullying you? I swear I got my sense of humor from my mom! When dad divorced her after all his affairs...mom got tired of the women...
    teadiva teadiva 31-35, F May 7

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    i can find humor in the most serious of situations, as well be the only person laughing when it's complete silence.
    Vladek Vladek 18-21, M 2 Responses May 20

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    I suppose it's true, I'm not quite everyone's cup of tea. That's OK though. I'd rather be with those who understand me and can enjoy my humor rather than deal with those we are...
    JustUhhhThought JustUhhhThought 22-25, M 3 Responses May 10

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    Life is way too serious as it is. If you don't have a sense of humor, it's going to be pretty miserable. That's one of the main things that attracts me to a woman, her sense of...
    Elisb Elisb 61-65, M 1 Response May 15

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    I am totally comfortable.. But I don't think my family is comfortable finding out.. Not quite yet! Making progress though! I found out my best friend and brothers girlfriend is bi...
    Jessicaliners Jessicaliners 18-21, F 6 Responses May 1

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    The Sandwich That Stopped the Call Centre After many hours of thoughtful planning, a quick run to the shops, and preparation the day has arrived. Not one sandwich could ever...
    SuumCuique SuumCuique 31-35, F 2 Responses May 7

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    A young devout Christian named David joined a monastery, worked hard, and eventually was allowed to take his vows. He promised to be free of the desire for possessions, to be...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I don´t get British humor sometimes, and most of the Spanish jokes I know don´t make much sense translated into English...I am a funny person in my native language but I can´t...
    Piratantierra Piratantierra 26-30, M 4 Responses May 2

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    For fellow advocates of dark, slanted humor, I recommend the Fortean Times book of Strange Deaths.
    TwinFoxes TwinFoxes 16-17, F May 9

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    I've always been told I have a very dry sense of humor
    alox25 alox25 46-50, M 2 Responses May 11

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    My boss once came up to me and said, "You have a funny sense of humor. Can you please open up our meeting with a great joke"??? I excitingly said, "SURE"!!! At the start of the...
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 10 Responses May 15

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    People can be so sensitive nowadays. It's so hard to crack a joke without someone looking at you funny or saying they're offended by it. Just ignore the joke! Besides, they aren't...
    MisunderstoodGirl69 MisunderstoodGirl69 13-15, F 3 Responses May 16

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    I think without humor even the prettiest girls can't make a guy truly interested in you. Sure, they catch the guy's eyes first but eventually, they end up liking the girls with a...
    sofiahafirda sofiahafirda 16-17, F 2 Responses May 17

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    Its not humor but when im in a room full of people id always remain calm and literally make up a plan where id kill and takedown everyone in there, yeah im that weird lol.. Like...
    TheLeftBehind TheLeftBehind 18-21, M 1 Response May 17

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    Crazy as it sounds, I do. I also like to turn my humor into skits. I have these crazy ideas that can be really good on film
    BuickLesley BuickLesley 18-21, M May 21

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    I have a bad tendency of making guys feel comfortable around me, so it is beyond difficult to tell when someone likes me or if they're just being their comfortable self. Also when...
    WarriorsHeart WarriorsHeart 22-25, M 1 Response May 13

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    I just like what I like. I'm not interested in labeling myself even though I'm out as bisexual. I mainly feel like the label is more so for people who ask me about my sexuality and...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses May 3

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    Comfortable N_de I am very comfortable being n_ked and seen n_ked .Its a pity I havnt got facial features that I am comfortable with .I was a good looking kid but age has not been...
    nakednudist nakednudist 46-50, M 1 Response May 13

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    My wife recently told me if I was to every cheat on her, she would not leave me. Was that just the raw truth, her being vulnerable or just expressing how much she loves me? I...
    lonestallion153 lonestallion153 31-35, M 2 Responses May 13

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    I started wearing womens as thermals during winter under my work pants but I enjoy wearing them around the house. I feel comfortable and sexy in them.
    MANTIGHTS MANTIGHTS 51-55, M 1 Response May 18

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