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I Find Comfort In Humor

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    Funny Kind Of Pain

    She came at night,                            explored my body,                                                    got on top of me...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 6 Responses Aug 6, 2011

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    Ohmmmmmmmmmm

    A Buddhist walks up to a Hot dog vendor and says.                                                                 ...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 4 Responses Jul 16, 2010

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    Carpe Diem

      A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. Oneday the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that she's lost. Wandering about, she notices a young...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 3 Responses Jul 21, 2010

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    I Do

    Sometimes bitter humor is the only alternative to going nuts.
    Quadrophenic Quadrophenic 36-40, M Nov 17, 2008

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    Obviously!

    I love humor! It's awesome!
    savemesos savemesos 13-15, F Apr 28, 2012

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    Have Some Fun^^

    Humor's cool. It can turn even the darkest day to a light, happy one. let's all get high on laughter=)
    mistyeyedlass mistyeyedlass 18-21, F Apr 5, 2009

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    I Do

    i find comfort in humor . laughing  or making jokes with my associates . it gives me strength to have a smile when i am so damn stressed out over something or at work.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 16, 2010

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    The Snake Theory

    The Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations (AO) 1. Infantry: Snake smells them, leaves area. 2. Airborne: Lands on and kills the snake. 3. Armor: Runs over snake, laughs, and looks for more snakes...
    Koiponder Koiponder 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 13, 2009

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    What's That You Say...You're Sorry?

    All right. I may have lied to you and about you, and  made a few pronouncements a bit too sweeping, perhaps, and possibly forgotten to tag the bases here or there And damned your extravagance, and maligned your tastes, and libeled your relatives, and slandered a  few of your...
    Carissimi Carissimi 56-60, F 3 Responses Jan 19, 2012

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    God Invented Whiskey So The Irish Wouldn't Rule The World N It Worked!

    An Irishman who had a little too much to drink was driving his wagon home from the city one night and, of course, he was weaving violently all over the road. A constable caught up with him and stopped him. 'So,' says the constable to the driver, 'where have ya been?'  'Why...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 12, 2011

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    The Silverware Drawer ...... And World Peace ...

    Yesterday I had company for dinner. I made sure all the needed silverware was already out ....... Because I was ashamed of ' THE DRAWER.'. Why? CRUMBS .....months worth of crumbs. So this morning I cleaned the abyss. RAH ! I USED to be SUSIE HOMEMAKER ..... But now, not so much...
    Kathieredart Kathieredart 56-60, F 7 Responses Apr 9, 2012

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    I Left My Alcoholic Husband At The Hospital Today

    My current husband of about 2.5 years went to the hospital for a total knee replacement yesterday.   I had been planning to stay in the hospital with him but the day before the surgery he asked me not to.  I was concerned and my reaction wasn't exactly to say, "sure honey, I...
    Deanna410 Deanna410 51-55, F 1 Response Mar 3, 2011

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    Homeless Funeral

    Subject:  Homeless Man's Funeral      As a Bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 4 Responses Jun 12, 2010

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    Little Girl On An Airplane,

    An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 1 Response Dec 9, 2012

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    Livyn4pals Livyn4pals 46-50, M Jun 22

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    Beauty, But Nae Good Inna Fight Indeed...

    Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train.  His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut, and bruised, and he's walking with a limp.  'What happened to you?' asks Sean, the bartender.  'Michael O'Connor and me had a...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 12, 2011

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    It Helps to Relax.

    i love goofing around and telling jokes.it gives me so much joy to do that with the kids ,and their freinds.just to see a smile or two .to bad it dosen`t last forever.it is the best time of the day  to be able to play with them.
    ghostofmyself ghostofmyself 36-40 1 Response Apr 4, 2009

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    Gene Weingarten

    I really enjoy reading Gene Weingarten articles. He's hilarious. Short humorous stories about life. A while back he wrote "The Feminine Mist' about dealing with women weeping. Now normally this would be a serious topic and he found a way to make it lighthearted. It began "When a...
    4vrUnique 4vrUnique 46-50 Jun 19, 2011

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    Mental Health Hotline

    Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline...If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you suffer from paranoid...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 1 Response Dec 9, 2012

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    Shoulda Bought the Hat!!!!

    >> An elderly couple, >> Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas. >> >> >> Bert always wanted a pair of authentic >> cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and >> wore them home. >> >>...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 7 Responses Jul 14, 2009

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    Related Experiences

    There's something comforting about talking to people who you don't know and don't know anything about your life. Almost like I can be more open with them than people I know in real...
    sayhellomelissa sayhellomelissa 22-25, F 2 days ago

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    My real life is far from being happy or relaxing. It is too busy, complicated, toxic & taxing. My avenue to relieve stress is not to think more, but crave for a bar of chocolate...
    0nOpalsMind 0nOpalsMind 41-45, F 2 Responses Sep 4

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    I make lots of poor jokes, and I've met few people just laugh their ***** off listening to me... haha I love such high sense of humored people :) So much happiness :)
    santees santees 26-30, M 10 hrs ago

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    I have a weird sense of humor and I like people with a weird sense of humor. Serious humor, dry humor,blunt humor, dirty humor. It's attractive too :)
    PhilosophicMind PhilosophicMind 18-21, F Aug 31

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    I'm a chronic over-thinker, so I try to keep things light. Tragic circumstances call for morbid humor. As inappropriate as it may be, that's how I deal. Some of the most heated...
    adianoeta adianoeta 26-30, F 5 Responses Sep 2

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    Yep...this was in my daughters high school..childish humor, but it made me chuckle..hehe
    LOOKN4NSIGHT43 LOOKN4NSIGHT43 41-45, F 4 Responses Aug 15

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    I have always been an avid reader and have an extremely high reading comprehension. So do me a favor, give me a word and I'll see if I can't define it adequately. P.S. I could not...
    Handyman25 Handyman25 22-25, M 12 Responses Aug 18

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    My friend came over before I had to leave last night and I was in tears I was laughing so hard.... at something that was SO FAR from funny, in fact it was kind of sad :( I don't...
    Chicgeekgal Chicgeekgal 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 19

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    I find crude sexual humor hilarious and I'm a 16 year old girl.. Is that normal?
    alicebelle alicebelle 16-17, F 12 Responses Aug 23

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    These are a few of my favorite quotes that I find relevant in today's time. Often I find inspiration, motivation, belief in mankind, as well as humor in many quotes. Others remind...
    vaylorie vaylorie 46-50, F 1 Response Sep 3

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    On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Sep 6

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    I have a very complex sense of humor. Not saying it would take a genius to understand my jokes, not at all.. Only people who I have more of a connection with seem to get my humor...
    StoneColdNipZz StoneColdNipZz 18-21, M 3 Responses Aug 28

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    This deep-cleaning and exfoliating facial for men balances the pores and skin’s organic oils and helps reduce ingrown hairs. The therapy commences using a comforting Sodashi...
    Rebekahumf Rebekahumf 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 31

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    Humor is a good place to hide yourself when you do not want people to know you. I'm good with pulling out jokes, and I was usually the entertainer with my friends in high school...
    Vrime Vrime 22-25, M Sep 5

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    Life can break one in so many ways . So cruel and unrelenting at times .I consider myself fortunate for having had a Mom with a great sense of humor and maybe by osmosis I...
    MizCamille MizCamille 41-45, F 5 Responses Sep 6

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    My humor has always been kind of twisted. Also my honesty and my humor go hand in hand. Some people laugh and some people give me the dirtiest looks. Lol
    alifeofcreativity alifeofcreativity 18-21, F 8 Responses a week ago

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    I find that most things I find funny, I usually have to explain to others. Once when I was in a theater, a L'Oral commercial came on. When it said, "Because you're worth it!" I...
    Tazzu Tazzu 22-25, F 4 Responses Aug 15

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    A website, also published as Web page,[one] or just website,[two] can be a set of linked web pages typically served from one Net domain. A website is hosted on no less than a...
    Joshua603a4yn8 Joshua603a4yn8 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 17

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    Trying to find weed in a new city is like trying to find Waldo and Carmen Sandiego simultaneously. It's difficult.
    purposebuilt purposebuilt 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 23

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    I don't believe in love and I believe I will never find love. But there's this feeling inside me that hopes someone would find me and love me and then suddenly I believe in love...
    LostGirlWanderer LostGirlWanderer 18-21, F 4 Responses 21 hrs ago

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    I work hard and I just want to let off some steam! I find people aren't interested in having genuine fun. They are too self involved and will not meet up if they can't be bothered...
    Jaymtee Jaymtee 22-25, F 18 hrs ago

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    Word got out at my school that I keep saying "dudebro" to people... I think they find it weird... :( I texted a classmate of mine and called him it and he said,"haha so you do say...
    Dapperness Dapperness 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 14

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    My parents thought they were naming me something unique, but really they just signed me up for a life with a misspelled, mispronounced, never finding on a coke bottle name..
    KikiMouse KikiMouse 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 14

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    Humor gets us through tough times, it's like a psychological fact. And it's just fun. My favorite comedians are Jim Gaffigan, Nick Swardson, Dave Chappele, and Kevin Hart...
    whatsmyageagain23 whatsmyageagain23 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 14

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    The old lady fell down the well that had no water. She would have maybe survived if it had water but the pump was not working. Maybe we should all laugh cause, you know? That is...
    Sazzio Sazzio 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 14

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    A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs-jolted by every pebble in the road. - Henry Ward Beecher
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M 1 Response Aug 16

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    IN all my years I hav learned a few things frm women nd one thing I noticed is they pray 4 honest meN but find it hard to accept d truth when it's dealt to them.
    Oldchap Oldchap 36-40, M 4 Responses Aug 16

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    i hate people that take themselves too seriously. A sense of humor, a bit of self-irony is required
    Enjoyyourlife Enjoyyourlife 26-30, M Aug 17

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    Too believe in a goo sense of humor helps you in lots of ways
    heartkelly heartkelly 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 18

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