I Find Comfort In Humor

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 253 People

    The Snake Theory

    The Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations (AO) 1. Infantry: Snake smells them, leaves area. 2. Airborne: Lands on and kills the snake. 3. Armor: Runs over snake, laughs, and looks for more snakes...
    Koiponder Koiponder
    46-50, F
    1 Response Aug 13, 2009

    I think everything is funny.

    Even if is not . People look at me weird all the time. & I think that's funny too
    MoonBaby77 MoonBaby77
    36-40, F
    1 Response Dec 19, 2014

    Gene Weingarten

    I really enjoy reading Gene Weingarten articles. He's hilarious. Short humorous stories about life. A while back he wrote "The Feminine Mist' about dealing with women weeping. Now normally this would be a serious topic and he found a way to make it lighthearted. It began "When a...
    4vrUnique 4vrUnique
    Jun 19, 2011

    Little Girl On An Airplane,

    An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518
    56-60, M
    1 Response Dec 9, 2012

    Homeless Funeral

    Subject:  Homeless Man's Funeral      As a Bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518
    56-60, M
    4 Responses Jun 12, 2010

    What's That You Say...You're Sorry?

    All right. I may have lied to you and about you, and  made a few pronouncements a bit too sweeping, perhaps, and possibly forgotten to tag the bases here or there And damned your extravagance, and maligned your tastes, and libeled your relatives, and slandered a  few of your...
    Carissimi Carissimi
    56-60, F
    3 Responses Jan 19, 2012

    God Invented Whiskey So The Irish Wouldn't Rule The World N It Worked!

    An Irishman who had a little too much to drink was driving his wagon home from the city one night and, of course, he was weaving violently all over the road. A constable caught up with him and stopped him. 'So,' says the constable to the driver, 'where have ya been?'  'Why...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518
    56-60, M
    1 Response Feb 12, 2011

    I Do

    i find comfort in humor . laughing  or making jokes with my associates . it gives me strength to have a smile when i am so damn stressed out over something or at work.
    deleted deleted
    Feb 16, 2010

    Mental Health Hotline

    Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline...If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you suffer from paranoid...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518
    56-60, M
    Dec 9, 2012

    The Silverware Drawer ...... And World Peace ...

    Yesterday I had company for dinner. I made sure all the needed silverware was already out ....... Because I was ashamed of ' THE DRAWER.'. Why? CRUMBS .....months worth of crumbs. So this morning I cleaned the abyss. RAH ! I USED to be SUSIE HOMEMAKER ..... But now, not so much...
    Kathieredart Kathieredart
    56-60, F
    6 Responses Apr 9, 2012

    Beauty, But Nae Good Inna Fight Indeed...

    Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train.  His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut, and bruised, and he's walking with a limp.  'What happened to you?' asks Sean, the bartender.  'Michael O'Connor and me had a...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518
    56-60, M
    2 Responses Feb 12, 2011

    It Helps to Relax.

    i love goofing around and telling jokes.it gives me so much joy to do that with the kids ,and their freinds.just to see a smile or two .to bad it dosen`t last forever.it is the best time of the day  to be able to play with them.
    ghostofmyself ghostofmyself
    1 Response Apr 4, 2009

    I Do

    Sometimes bitter humor is the only alternative to going nuts.
    Quadrophenic Quadrophenic
    36-40, M
    Nov 17, 2008

    Carpe Diem

      A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. Oneday the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that she's lost. Wandering about, she notices a young...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518
    56-60, M
    3 Responses Jul 21, 2010

    I Left My Alcoholic Husband At The Hospital Today

    My current husband of about 2.5 years went to the hospital for a total knee replacement yesterday.   I had been planning to stay in the hospital with him but the day before the surgery he asked me not to.  I was concerned and my reaction wasn't exactly to say, "sure honey, I...
    Deanna410 Deanna410
    51-55, F
    1 Response Mar 3, 2011


    I love humor! It's awesome!
    deleted deleted
    Apr 28, 2012

    Have Some Fun^^

    Humor's cool. It can turn even the darkest day to a light, happy one. let's all get high on laughter=)
    mistyeyedlass mistyeyedlass
    18-21, F
    Apr 5, 2009


    A Buddhist walks up to a Hot dog vendor and says.                                                                 ...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518
    56-60, M
    4 Responses Jul 16, 2010

    Funny Kind Of Pain

    She came at night,                            explored my body,                                                    got on top of me...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518
    56-60, M
    6 Responses Aug 6, 2011

    Shoulda Bought the Hat!!!!

    >> An elderly couple, >> Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas. >> >> >> Bert always wanted a pair of authentic >> cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and >> wore them home. >> >>...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518
    56-60, M
    6 Responses Jul 14, 2009
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