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I Find Comfort In Humor

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    It Helps to Relax.

    i love goofing around and telling jokes.it gives me so much joy to do that with the kids ,and their freinds.just to see a smile or two .to bad it dosen`t last forever.it is the best time of the day  to be able to play with them.
    ghostofmyself ghostofmyself 36-40 1 Response Apr 4, 2009

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    God Invented Whiskey So The Irish Wouldn't Rule The World N It Worked!

    An Irishman who had a little too much to drink was driving his wagon home from the city one night and, of course, he was weaving violently all over the road. A constable caught up with him and stopped him. 'So,' says the constable to the driver, 'where have ya been?'  'Why...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 12, 2011

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    Beauty, But Nae Good Inna Fight Indeed...

    Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train.  His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut, and bruised, and he's walking with a limp.  'What happened to you?' asks Sean, the bartender.  'Michael O'Connor and me had a...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 12, 2011

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    I Left My Alcoholic Husband At The Hospital Today

    My current husband of about 2.5 years went to the hospital for a total knee replacement yesterday.   I had been planning to stay in the hospital with him but the day before the surgery he asked me not to.  I was concerned and my reaction wasn't exactly to say, "sure honey, I...
    Deanna410 Deanna410 51-55, F 1 Response Mar 3, 2011

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    Have Some Fun^^

    Humor's cool. It can turn even the darkest day to a light, happy one. let's all get high on laughter=)
    mistyeyedlass mistyeyedlass 18-21, F Apr 5, 2009

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    Obviously!

    I love humor! It's awesome!
    savemesos savemesos 13-15, F Apr 28, 2012

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    Shoulda Bought the Hat!!!!

    >> An elderly couple, >> Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas. >> >> >> Bert always wanted a pair of authentic >> cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and >> wore them home. >> >>...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 6 Responses Jul 14, 2009

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    I Do

    i find comfort in humor . laughing  or making jokes with my associates . it gives me strength to have a smile when i am so damn stressed out over something or at work.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 16, 2010

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    The Silverware Drawer ...... And World Peace ...

    Yesterday I had company for dinner. I made sure all the needed silverware was already out ....... Because I was ashamed of ' THE DRAWER.'. Why? CRUMBS .....months worth of crumbs. So this morning I cleaned the abyss. RAH ! I USED to be SUSIE HOMEMAKER ..... But now, not so much...
    Kathieredart Kathieredart 56-60, F 7 Responses Apr 9, 2012

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    Little Girl On An Airplane,

    An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 1 Response Dec 9, 2012

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    Carpe Diem

      A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. Oneday the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that she's lost. Wandering about, she notices a young...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 3 Responses Jul 21, 2010

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    Homeless Funeral

    Subject:  Homeless Man's Funeral      As a Bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 4 Responses Jun 12, 2010

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    What's That You Say...You're Sorry?

    All right. I may have lied to you and about you, and  made a few pronouncements a bit too sweeping, perhaps, and possibly forgotten to tag the bases here or there And damned your extravagance, and maligned your tastes, and libeled your relatives, and slandered a  few of your...
    Carissimi Carissimi 56-60, F 3 Responses Jan 19, 2012

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    Funny Kind Of Pain

    She came at night,                            explored my body,                                                    got on top of me...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 6 Responses Aug 6, 2011

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    The Snake Theory

    The Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations (AO) 1. Infantry: Snake smells them, leaves area. 2. Airborne: Lands on and kills the snake. 3. Armor: Runs over snake, laughs, and looks for more snakes...
    Koiponder Koiponder 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 13, 2009

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    Mental Health Hotline

    Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline...If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you suffer from paranoid...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M Dec 9, 2012

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    I think everything is funny.

    Even if is not . People look at me weird all the time. & I think that's funny too
    MoonBaby77 MoonBaby77 36-40, F 1 Response Dec 19, 2014

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    Gene Weingarten

    I really enjoy reading Gene Weingarten articles. He's hilarious. Short humorous stories about life. A while back he wrote "The Feminine Mist' about dealing with women weeping. Now normally this would be a serious topic and he found a way to make it lighthearted. It began "When a...
    4vrUnique 4vrUnique 46-50 Jun 19, 2011

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    I Do

    Sometimes bitter humor is the only alternative to going nuts.
    Quadrophenic Quadrophenic 36-40, M Nov 17, 2008

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    Ohmmmmmmmmmm

    A Buddhist walks up to a Hot dog vendor and says.                                                                 ...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 4 Responses Jul 16, 2010

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    shannonsjourney shannonsjourney 18-21, F Mar 18

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    Remember th Mountain Bed Written by Woodie Guthrie Song by Jeff Tweedy Album: Mermaid Avenue https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UXJBcjDMyvE
    stillinlove2 stillinlove2 36-40, F 1 Response Mar 13

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    Landslide Fleetwood Mac https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=sMVBP_0OOZY
    stillinlove2 stillinlove2 36-40, F 1 Response Mar 13

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    Old Money - Lana Del Rey I think this song is so beautiful.
    Av305 Av305 16-17, F Mar 14

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    smother by daughter its amazing
    miles2317 miles2317 13-15, F Mar 14

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    Winter by Tori Amos. It's not new and not too many people listen to her music, but it makes me think of my dad, who I'm not close with. I guess I like sad songs.
    TEMPERANCE12 TEMPERANCE12 31-35, F 1 Response Mar 14

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    Some say there's always a silver lining. I find there's a Cotten candy lining. Humor is a wonderful gift. We should all laugh more than we cry and when it hits the fan laugh at how...
    Thespistx Thespistx 26-30, M 3 Responses Mar 20

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    And God Created ... Pets A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to, "Where do pets come from?" Adam said, "Lord, when I was in the garden, you...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Mar 5

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    Yes I do, For years I had no sense of humor. I really had to learn to laugh at myself, I was given no choice due to a very embarrassing incident! Now, many years later, I...
    birthdaywifey birthdaywifey 41-45, F 3 Responses Mar 10

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    My name is crystal meth Option. chose to not take responsibility for what needs to be done. Or do. I'm addictive and it's not difficult to see its hard habit to beat. It's...
    Janisoneluv Janisoneluv 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 22

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    Its sad not many can see the humorous side of it; I get too much judgement that I'm about used to it by now. Frankly, I don't care ;D My sense of humor is my weirdness, and I'd...
    RawrrItsAlexa RawrrItsAlexa 18-21, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    If you want to find a missing sock just let your dogs run loose! I don't know how it happens but they find things I didn't even know had gone missing!! Lol
    aquagrl aquagrl 31-35, F 4 Responses Mar 9

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    Im struggling. Just like I've always been. Ppl never are what they seem. I trust ppl an they all eventually turn on me. I take a huge risk letting them know a few things about my...
    AquilaAqua AquilaAqua 13-15, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Never thought I'd actually consider it but maybe I will try a career in modeling. Maybe I'll find happiness along the way...
    TokioDoll TokioDoll 16-17, F 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    I believe a a individual with a great sense of humor is important. However, a swollen head can cause many heart aches. Food for thought.
    2Greatfriends 2Greatfriends 46-50, F 3 Responses Mar 9

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    A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired. · A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. · A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was...
    valha11a valha11a 46-50, M 1 Response Mar 10

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    it's a thin line between sarcasm and disrespectful uptight people dont seem to know the diffrence im told all of the time im cutthroat & comical altho my humor is a bit dark
    Rain0069 Rain0069 26-30, F 6 Responses Mar 10

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    I still find it hilarious that the irish government accidentally legalized ecstasy. And almost outlawed heterosexual marriage. How the **** do you manage that. How.
    CanYouHearTheSilence CanYouHearTheSilence 13-15, T 6 Responses Mar 12

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    Dear Wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two...
    AcousticAnne1 AcousticAnne1 26-30, F 12 Responses Mar 13

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    I am fortunate to work with one of my closest friends. We spend most of our day laughing and telling each other jokes. I know I can count on her to listen to all my drama and to...
    Daydreaming2 Daydreaming2 46-50, F 1 Response Mar 13

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    A Woman goes to her gynecologist .... What seems to be the problem? asks the Doc Something is terribly wrong says the Woman, I keep finding postage stamps in my Vagina... The gyno...
    tammy96 tammy96 51-55, M 5 Responses Mar 14

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    I don't trust joggers, they always seem to find the dead bodies first. Just saying.
    meme111111 meme111111 41-45, M 13 Responses Mar 15

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    If people think sarcasm is the lowest form of humor, then what's the highest?
    TheChi TheChi 16-17, F Mar 20

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    So has anyone here ever watched fails or falls? Does it seem to make you laugh? The question is; WHY? I notice that every time I try to watch something like that I find myself...
    Almonkey123 Almonkey123 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 21