Ohmmmmmmmmmm - A Buddhist walks up to a Hot dog vendor and says.  ...
Mountainman923518 4 Responses 1 Jul 16, 2010
I Do - Sometimes bitter humor is the only alternative to going nuts.
Quadrophenic 0 Nov 17, 2008
Little Girl On An Airplane, - An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book...
Mountainman923518 1 Response 0 Dec 9, 2012
Funny Kind Of Pain - She came at night, explored my body, got on top of me...
Mountainman923518 6 Responses 2 Aug 6, 2011
It Helps to Relax. - i love goofing around and telling jokes.it gives me so much joy to do that with the kids ,and their freinds.just to see a smile or two .to bad it dosen`t last forever.it is the best time of the day to be able to play with them.
ghostofmyself 1 Response 0 Apr 4, 2009
What's That You Say...You're Sorry? - All right. I may have lied to you and about you, and made a few pronouncements a bit too sweeping, perhaps, and possibly forgotten to tag the bases here or there And damned your extravagance, and maligned your tastes, and libeled your...
Carissimi 3 Responses 1 Jan 19, 2012
Homeless Funeral - Subject: Homeless Man's Funeral As a Bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service...
Mountainman923518 4 Responses 5 Jun 12, 2010
The Snake Theory - The Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations (AO) 1. Infantry: Snake smells them, leaves area. 2. Airborne: Lands on and kills the snake. 3. Armor: Runs over snake, laughs, and looks...
Koiponder 1 Response 0 Aug 13, 2009
I Do - i find comfort in humor . laughing or making jokes with my associates . it gives me strength to have a smile when i am so damn stressed out over something or at work.
deleted 0 Feb 16, 2010
Mental Health Hotline - Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline...If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you suffer...
Mountainman923518 1 Response 1 Dec 9, 2012
I Left My Alcoholic Husband At The Hospital Today - My current husband of about 2.5 years went to the hospital for a total knee replacement yesterday. I had been planning to stay in the hospital with him but the day before the surgery he asked me not to. I was concerned and...
Deanna410 1 Response 1 Mar 3, 2011
Gene Weingarten - I really enjoy reading Gene Weingarten articles. He's hilarious. Short humorous stories about life. A while back he wrote "The Feminine Mist' about dealing with women weeping. Now normally this would be a serious topic and he found a way to make it lighthearted...
4vrUnique 0 Jun 19, 2011
The Silverware Drawer ...... And World Peace ... - Yesterday I had company for dinner. I made sure all the needed silverware was already out ....... Because I was ashamed of ' THE DRAWER.'. Why? CRUMBS .....months worth of crumbs. So this morning I cleaned the abyss. RAH ! I...
Kathieredart 8 Responses 7 Apr 9, 2012
Shoulda Bought the Hat!!!! - >> An elderly couple, >> Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas. >> >> >> Bert always wanted a pair of authentic >> cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and >> wore them home...
Mountainman923518 7 Responses 4 Jul 14, 2009
Have Some Fun^^ - Humor's cool. It can turn even the darkest day to a light, happy one. let's all get high on laughter=)
mistyeyedlass 0 Apr 5, 2009
Carpe Diem - A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. Oneday the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that she's lost. Wandering about, she...
Mountainman923518 3 Responses 3 Jul 21, 2010
God Invented Whiskey So The Irish Wouldn't Rule The World N It Worked! - An Irishman who had a little too much to drink was driving his wagon home from the city one night and, of course, he was weaving violently all over the road. A constable caught up with him and stopped...
Mountainman923518 2 Responses 1 Feb 12, 2011
Beauty, But Nae Good Inna Fight Indeed... - Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut, and bruised, and he's walking with a limp. 'What happened to you?' asks Sean, the...
Mountainman923518 2 Responses 1 Feb 12, 2011
I Hope I Find Him. - Well at the moment I'm in the closet when it comes to my sexuality. I can say that I am a proud gay man who hopes to find his partner in life in the near future. I hope after I come out to everyone I find the man who will love me for me and I would do the...
ran20 2 Responses 3 Nov 16
Finding The Cloth That Shields Me. Charles Teach Me. - Happy Sunday every one, I woke up to hearing the gospel on, I fell a sleep with the TV on last night, It was like a message song for me, take my hand and walk with me I carry you through your darkest day take my...
streets718 0 Nov 10
Finding A New Way,, ' Finding My Self.. .Chapter3 - A MOTHR GRIEF CONTINUE,,, DOWN THE ROAD OF FINDING HER SELF...
streets718 0 Nov 13
I Can't Find Anyone - I'll start by saying I haven't tried hard but it still sucks. I broke up with a girl I spent 4 years with, I'm 20 now. I just want to try something new. I had only ever dated her. I've always wondered if that was everything a relationship should be or is...
jbored 0 Nov 15
Some Day I'Ll Find You. - I really wish I could find a girl to cherish and enjoy my time with. A girl that I can relate to through in many different ways. I'm very interested into world politics an military history. It's one of the things I'm studying right now. If I found a girl...
noblenomad28 1 Response 1 Nov 16
I Want To Find My Soulmate - Will I Ever Find Her? Everyday I fear that I wont. I need a soulmate, but I have a very strong feeling that I don't have one. Atleast not one that I'm able to find... haven't even found something as friendship so an actual soulmate, that's just so...
lillasandra 2 Responses 1 Nov 17
It Would Be Nice To Find - i have always wondered how it would be to find some one . I have never had any one in my life and it would be nice to have some one . im not sure were i will find them , online or maybe in real life . i hope that were ever they are...
Friendlyfacehere 1 Response 3 Nov 29
Positive Energy ,,Finding A New Way - Charles is still teaching me, I have so much positive energy bouncing off the walls:) I just reach out to my grief partner and things changed, we are in a good light, but our...
streets718 0 Nov 13
50 Things That I Find Beautiful - 1. Oak trees 2. Yellow, red, orange and brown trees 3. Snow 4. Ice 5. Grass 6. Ponds 7. Lakes 8. The ocean 9. Clouded skies 10. Rainy days 11. The sound of birds 12. Birds 13. Dandelions 14. Flowers 15. Vintage books 16. Old keys 17. Old houses...
VitalSign 0 Nov 21
I Can't Find A Girl Friend. - Seriously. I've tried everything I can think of to find one. Yet, I can't get one to save my life. Is there any girl out there who wants a gentleman for a boyfriend? Anyone?
IStandAgainstTyranny 0 Nov 27
I need advice about love, but first hear me out. It's going to be a wild ride, but don't worry, I'll make it interesting. I'm a girl. And she's a girl too. The very first moment we met was in 7th grade, being in the same class, and we weren't friends at the time. Hell, I don't...
NoEmotion 1 Response 0 a week ago
Hue HUE - Thing about me is i am mostly a gamer and i find certain jokes funny especially things i can make a pun about. The problem ofc my kind of humor pertains to me usually laughing in a different accent or weird voice other than my actual laugh which probly tops me off as...
Leinhart 4 Nov 26
People Think I'm Crazy - I swear I laugh at just about everything. My twin sister and I have the weirdest sense of humor. We will find humor in any situation.
BellaBeast 1 5 days ago
I Find Humor In The Sickest Of Ways - I am very sarcastic cause its my way of defending myself from people who annoy me...and if you are on my "**** list" in life I will definitely laugh at "your pain"..i call it "karma"...and what you do to me you will definitely pay for it some...
sarkasticANDsekretive 1 Response 1 Nov 8
I Love To Laugh - So many people get offended with jokes and comedy. Personally, I love hearing anything funny, including racist jokes. I'm Italian-Irish, which make me either overweight or an alcoholic, right? Well, I'm both. Life is too uptight as it is to get offended by fun...
LittleT50 3 Responses 2 Nov 8
Anything Offbeat And Clever. - I love random, clever senses of humor. I love meeting people who have an off kilter view of the world. However, I've learned to contain my own. Alot of times , after blurting something out, I think is hilarious, I'm left facing a blank stare...
terbler 3 Responses 8 Nov 18
Not all of my friends like my sense of humor but my main friends do because we share the same sense of humor, we have very weird conversations that lead us to very unusual jokes that only we understand and its really fun for some reason
kenn3 3 Responses 6 6 days ago
My sense of humor can only be comprehended by very few people around me. And i can't even explain my humor because i dont understand it myself but i know what can make me laugh ish. So jokes and all that...they arent funny. I smile to avoid making it awkward but yeah.
KouyouSeri 1 Response 3 2 days ago
And The Goddess Said "Challenge Accepted!" - The last time I wrote on here, not that terribly long ago, I was bemoaning the fact that someone I'd fallen in love with had broken my heart. The day before I posted that story, I found myself in a conversation with the Goddess (I'm...
WolfElvyn 5 Responses 6 Nov 16
I DO Have A Weird Sense Of Humour - My humour frightens me sometimes with what I find amusing. What do you think is acceptable to find funny now days?
Jakjak9twoo 2 Responses 2 Nov 9
My Humour - I am disabled and can't walk. After spending one whole year in hospital with a neurological illness I now zoom round in an electric wheelchair. I know it's naughty but I find some disability humour really funny. ( As long as it is not intentionally malicious in which...
Appreggio 3 Responses 4 Nov 13
He Makes Me Laugh When I'M Crying - My boyfriend is one of a kind. He is a gem. I can be in a complete rage, crying and throwing things... He always finds a way to lay me on my back and make me laugh. A little background... Last year I divorced my sex addicted, narcissistic...
Roxvox 2 Responses 5 Nov 14
I laugh at things that other people might not find funny. And I like to laugh until I don't find it funny which never happens lol!!😁
reesybear 2 Responses 6 Nov 28
I find it hilarious watching people get annoyed at themselves or boring people being boring I find funny as. Also watching one of my housemates wash up is brilliant. Im usually blazed
thilb 1 Response 0 6 days ago
Hehehe - I have the weirdest sense of humor. Sometimes my mind goes straight to the gutter or I just make up crazy, outrageous things just to make people laugh. Nothing bad though. I'm a nice person. :)
RavenQuinn 2 Responses 2 Nov 8
Misinterpreted - The only reason it's referred as "dark" is because Stiffs called it that way. I think it's one of the best kinds of humor. Just watch Anthony Jeselnik. Amazing.
DameInChains 0 Nov 11
Umm... - Yes I have a very strange sense of humor. Weird faces, noises and sayings make me laugh and laugh. I'm weird like that I guess.
AloneOnMethadone 0 Nov 12
Truth - I hate when girls say "I'm weird like that" when really they just try to act cute and weird and expect guys to do as they say. Any who I'm socially awkward and I truly have a weird sense of humor that only me and my friend understand
oStaRLy 2 Responses 7 Nov 21
Humor - I love optimism and sarcasm mixed with a little spontaneous.
taylor7922 1 Response 3 Nov 26
Humor - I make all kinds of jokes. I'm white but I make white& black jokes to my black friends and they don't care. I turn any bad day into a good one.
xoxlyndseyxox 2 Responses 2 Nov 26
I have a REALLY weird sense of humor! I make things sad, funny. I make things weird, funny. I make things disturbing, FUNNY!!!
awesomegurl1 1 Nov 27
I'm that girl that dies laughing at her own jokes. I die laughing at almost every joke. If it is the teeniest bit of funny. I'm rolling on the floor. Seriously, I think I'm about to die. My throat hurts. My stomach hurts. But I just can't stop. It's weird. So I guess you...
kh46 4 Responses 7 a week ago
Sex. That's the only word that can describe my humor ;)
elsarocks2 3 Responses 0 4 days ago
Me and my friend are really close, so close even, that some teachers say "You're perfect for each other!" We have the weirdest sense of humor: one day he said if he had a girlfriend, he'd send her a chocolate box full of turkey Giblets! I laughed so hard, and I plan to do that to...
Emmaariadne 2 Responses 0 3 days ago
Okay I have a very weird sense of humor that some people don't understand. When I crack a joke, some people look at me like I'm a creature from outer space. Maybe I'm bad at jokes, idk. But I'm pretty weird... In a good way:)
yesenia33 6 Responses 4 1 day ago
I Hope I Don'T Have To Go Clubbing ! - I rly am looking for one last chance at true love. Kind, giving, loving man seeks energetic woman. I still love to have fun. I have a great sense of humor intelligence. Most of all I won't cheat. Hope you r out there
Bowindjr 0 Nov 8
Hey. - What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.
jmidds96 5 Responses 4 Nov 10
Jokes - *DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY* Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady? Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I'll turn into stone. A part of me is getting harder already! * * *RESEARCH FINDING* *Research shows men are fatter than women because every...
valha11a 0 Nov 18
For Example: - once there was a penguin who plucked all it's feathers (believe it or no they do have them), and said to the polar bear, "it's so cold", and the polar bear went and plucked all his fur out and said..."yeah, so cold" THE END I find this reallly funny
glazethecake 2 Responses 3 Nov 19
I Need A Text Buddy - So I have a lot of associates that I converse with, people I speak to if I see them if I don't I don't bother much. I want true text buddy someone who I can talk too at any time who I can text and laugh with and tell about my ****** day. I want a friend who...
greyconquest 0 Nov 20