I Find Comfort In Humor

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 257 People

    I Left My Alcoholic Husband At The Hospital Today

    My current husband of about 2.5 years went to the hospital for a total knee replacement yesterday.   I had been planning to stay in the hospital with him but the day before the surgery he asked me not to.  I was concerned and my reaction wasn't exactly to say, "sure honey, I...
    Deanna410 Deanna410
    51-55, F
    1 Response Mar 3, 2011

    It Helps to Relax.

    i love goofing around and telling jokes.it gives me so much joy to do that with the kids ,and their freinds.just to see a smile or two .to bad it dosen`t last forever.it is the best time of the day  to be able to play with them.
    ghostofmyself ghostofmyself
    36-40
    1 Response Apr 4, 2009

    I Do

    i find comfort in humor . laughing  or making jokes with my associates . it gives me strength to have a smile when i am so damn stressed out over something or at work.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Feb 16, 2010

    Mental Health Hotline

    Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline...If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you suffer from paranoid...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518
    56-60, M
    Dec 9, 2012

    Gene Weingarten

    I really enjoy reading Gene Weingarten articles. He's hilarious. Short humorous stories about life. A while back he wrote "The Feminine Mist' about dealing with women weeping. Now normally this would be a serious topic and he found a way to make it lighthearted. It began "When a...
    4vrUnique 4vrUnique
    46-50
    Jun 19, 2011

    Shoulda Bought the Hat!!!!

    >> An elderly couple, >> Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas. >> >> >> Bert always wanted a pair of authentic >> cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and >> wore them home. >> >>...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518
    56-60, M
    6 Responses Jul 14, 2009

    The Snake Theory

    The Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations (AO) 1. Infantry: Snake smells them, leaves area. 2. Airborne: Lands on and kills the snake. 3. Armor: Runs over snake, laughs, and looks for more snakes...
    Koiponder Koiponder
    46-50, F
    1 Response Aug 13, 2009

    Little Girl On An Airplane,

    An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518
    56-60, M
    1 Response Dec 9, 2012

    I Do

    Sometimes bitter humor is the only alternative to going nuts.
    Quadrophenic Quadrophenic
    36-40, M
    Nov 17, 2008

    Obviously!

    I love humor! It's awesome!
    savemesos savemesos
    13-15, F
    Apr 28, 2012

    Homeless Funeral

    Subject:  Homeless Man's Funeral      As a Bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518
    56-60, M
    4 Responses Jun 12, 2010

    Beauty, But Nae Good Inna Fight Indeed...

    Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train.  His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut, and bruised, and he's walking with a limp.  'What happened to you?' asks Sean, the bartender.  'Michael O'Connor and me had a...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518
    56-60, M
    2 Responses Feb 12, 2011

    What's That You Say...You're Sorry?

    All right. I may have lied to you and about you, and  made a few pronouncements a bit too sweeping, perhaps, and possibly forgotten to tag the bases here or there And damned your extravagance, and maligned your tastes, and libeled your relatives, and slandered a  few of your...
    Carissimi Carissimi
    56-60, F
    3 Responses Jan 19, 2012

    Funny Kind Of Pain

    She came at night,                            explored my body,                                                    got on top of me...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518
    56-60, M
    6 Responses Aug 6, 2011

    Ohmmmmmmmmmm

    A Buddhist walks up to a Hot dog vendor and says.                                                                 ...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518
    56-60, M
    4 Responses Jul 16, 2010

    Carpe Diem

      A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. Oneday the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that she's lost. Wandering about, she notices a young...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518
    56-60, M
    3 Responses Jul 21, 2010

    God Invented Whiskey So The Irish Wouldn't Rule The World N It Worked!

    An Irishman who had a little too much to drink was driving his wagon home from the city one night and, of course, he was weaving violently all over the road. A constable caught up with him and stopped him. 'So,' says the constable to the driver, 'where have ya been?'  'Why...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518
    56-60, M
    2 Responses Feb 12, 2011

    The Silverware Drawer ...... And World Peace ...

    Yesterday I had company for dinner. I made sure all the needed silverware was already out ....... Because I was ashamed of ' THE DRAWER.'. Why? CRUMBS .....months worth of crumbs. So this morning I cleaned the abyss. RAH ! I USED to be SUSIE HOMEMAKER ..... But now, not so much...
    Kathieredart Kathieredart
    56-60, F
    6 Responses Apr 9, 2012

    I think everything is funny.

    Even if is not . People look at me weird all the time. & I think that's funny too
    MoonBaby77 MoonBaby77
    36-40, F
    1 Response Dec 19, 2014

    Have Some Fun^^

    Humor's cool. It can turn even the darkest day to a light, happy one. let's all get high on laughter=)
    mistyeyedlass mistyeyedlass
    18-21, F
    Apr 5, 2009

    Related Experiences

    Hey guys I'm in a huge rut at the moment and I feel like complete crap. I've fallen in love with a girl I met online on a depression support app. She's from the US and I'm from the...
    DeanMart1n DeanMart1n
    18-21, M
    3 Responses a week ago
    I have for years.. when things get tough I eat.. After High School. I began to really feel bad about things. and food was my comfort. It is really great, it doesn't judge it doesn...
    heavybruce heavybruce
    22-25, M
    1 Response Apr 18
    I really find myself in a closed circle the same person with same conditions repeat himself over and over again with different people in my life Maybe small things are different...
    Nouf1 Nouf1
    26-30, F
    Apr 17
    So I googled the meaning of my name a while back. I was curious. Then, to find out it's in the Urban Dictionary as well. I was dumb struck by it's meaning at first and soon after...
    Lee124 Lee124
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Apr 17
    Yes! This is very true. I'd talk to lots of people already and it's the worst ever when they are like the stuck up strict soldier guard whatever. (I don't have anything against...
    soyyoprincesa soyyoprincesa
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Apr 17
    I think laughing is one of the great joys of my life. It has helped me through many a rough situation . If u had been unable to find some humor in the situation I might have...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 15
    Pretty much The Fault in Our Stars, The Spectacular Now, 13 Going on 30, and dozens of other romance movies are what my expectations are. Yeah I'm ever finding love.
    nevergoingtousethis nevergoingtousethis
    16-17, F
    1 Response Apr 15
    I am a transwoman, I hope to God that I could also find my true love, but if there is none I will still be happy because I know God loves me
    violetviola07 violetviola07
    18-21, T
    Apr 15
    I'm asexual and I'm comfortable with my sexual orientation.
    Nonotu Nonotu
    22-25, F
    10 Responses Apr 14
    Yeah me too! Hahahahahaha! After I have taken risks and conquered fear.. I feel like i can do anything now. Hahhaha :D Yesterday I walked around the house naked. And i never felt...
    yayepisoverimsad yayepisoverimsad
    22-25, F
    17 Responses Apr 13
    I like this guy, and he had no problem talking about sex before. Now says he only sees sex as something for procreation, not pleasure. Well, I am sure he can find the right woman...
    ErraticSarcastic ErraticSarcastic
    31-35, F
    5 Responses Apr 13
    My mother told me I was a serious child. I was looking at my kindergarten photos and I have this serious look upon my face in every picture that was taken each year for three...
    helmsdeep helmsdeep
    31-35, F
    Apr 13
    Now that EP is shutting down, I intend to leave this place with a bang. *insert pervy pic here*
    iCuriousBabe iCuriousBabe
    41-45, F
    12 Responses Apr 12
    I am a stranger in the eyes of loveI pray one dayI may dancelike that of moon’s silver dustWhere I find the chance to get lost in the arms of loveI can fall….Floating...
    nocool nocool
    41-45, M
    1 Response Apr 11
    I'm ready to find my soulmate.I think found him,the wait is to long.Im in confusion right now.there is connection between us.Also love between us.im so scared he doesn't want me.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 11
    She is asleepShe is off dancing among the starsPlaying with Orion’s beltCaught by Sagittarius’s arrowWishing that fancy cupid to hellShe is off in the distant...
    nocool nocool
    41-45, M
    2 Responses Apr 10
    I really hope when Jimmy Fallon is changing his baby's poo diaper he says "ew!" And talks to his baby in his character Sara's voice.
    thisisnotanexit thisisnotanexit
    26-30, F
    Apr 10
    When you say to yourself "I could never be married," then realize that you are in fact married and have been for many years.
    BellaLocura BellaLocura
    41-45, F
    1 Response Apr 9
    This is one of my favorite clips featuring the comedian Trevor Noah. He gives a little bit of insight in what it was like growing up in South Africa during the Apartheid Era...
    Lee124 Lee124
    41-45, F
    10 Responses Apr 9
    I've always been a little odd. At the age of seven, i was watching crime shows, while my friends were watching disney channel. I was the kid reading James Patterson and Jeffery...
    bambam1155 bambam1155
    13-15, F
    3 Responses Apr 9
    My best friend told me that she hates when I don't listen to her. she said something else too but I really wasn't paying attention.
    PlanetT PlanetT
    22-25, F
    Apr 9
    Given the level of competition for property in Kingston, it can be difficult for people to find the right rental property for their needs. Anyone looking for the most relevant...
    property741 property741
    31-35, M
    Apr 9
    My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
    SonofPaddy121 SonofPaddy121
    18-21, M
    1 Response Apr 8
    Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? FO DRIZZLE!
    SonofPaddy121 SonofPaddy121
    18-21, M
    Apr 8
    I never make mistakes…I thought I did once; but I was wrong.
    SonofPaddy121 SonofPaddy121
    18-21, M
    1 Response Apr 8
    When i was a teen i used to do this with my elder sis. She had nice lustrous long hair. So when she would be deep in sleep i used to sneak in her room with my lil scissors and cut...
    KeshavK2J KeshavK2J
    22-25, M
    Apr 6
    Keep your chin up. Otherwise you're just walking around looking at your own boobs all day
    FakeIsTheNewReal FakeIsTheNewReal
    31-35, F
    9 Responses Apr 6
    If you can't make me laugh or yourself then there's no point in talking honestly lol I'd rather be laughing then frowning. Laughing gets rid of wrinkles. Smiles bring positive...
    whoshookya whoshookya
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Apr 6
    Just follow me on snapchat...and you'll see.
    HemophobicDaisy HemophobicDaisy
    13-15, F
    Apr 5
    I'm Dr Luwiss morris at DAVE GRAY HOSPITAL INDIA I have been given the opportunity by the management to advertised on the internet FOR KIDNEY SELLING WE SHALL OFFER YOU $220,000...
    kidney4 kidney4
    36-40, F
    4 Responses Apr 5
    Only two phrases can change a woman's mood ... 1) I love you 2) 50% off
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 5
    I am desperate It's so hard to find a ****** up person like me like really messed up
    Tenshouhifuhihifuu Tenshouhifuhihifuu
    13-15, F
    1 Response Apr 5
    Yeah... Never had that one true best friend who stuck beside you and where friendship was a one way street or them just using you. Really hard to find still up to this day. I don't...
    zyrrion zyrrion
    31-35, M
    2 Responses Apr 5
    gotta use this wisely hmmmmmm
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Apr 4
    Look at the life of Robin Williams. 😏
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 4
    Sometimes I wish Seth Rogen could knock me up so we could have a baby together and then he could play fetch with it like a dog. ...is this only a "Me" wish?? Or is this every girl...
    ERMAHGERD1 ERMAHGERD1
    26-30, F
    1 Response Apr 4
    Every month or so I gain so much weight that none of my clothes fit and its really difficult to find clothes for a 525 lbs teen girl who gains 10 lbs every month or two.
    FatBomb FatBomb
    13-15
    Apr 3
    I hope you forget about me, about all of this. I hope the burden on your shoulders lift and it's not so hard anymore, and you don't notice the cruelty or sorrow in people, as much...
    yaweitree yaweitree
    18-21, F
    Apr 3
    Remember if you are doing something just for ***** and giggles, it's all fun until someone giggles and *****.
    usedandabused73 usedandabused73
    41-45, M
    1 Response Apr 3
    Everyday, I wake up. I wake up and even if it's for a split second, he crosses my mind. It's been a year since me and my ex broke up. We met on the Ps3 in May 2011, and had been...
    TiedToReality TiedToReality
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Apr 3
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