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I Find Comfort In Humor

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    Ohmmmmmmmmmm

    A Buddhist walks up to a Hot dog vendor and says.                                                                 ...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 4 Responses Jul 16, 2010

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    Shoulda Bought the Hat!!!!

    >> An elderly couple, >> Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas. >> >> >> Bert always wanted a pair of authentic >> cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and >> wore them home. >> >>...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 6 Responses Jul 14, 2009

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    Homeless Funeral

    Subject:  Homeless Man's Funeral      As a Bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 4 Responses Jun 12, 2010

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    I Left My Alcoholic Husband At The Hospital Today

    My current husband of about 2.5 years went to the hospital for a total knee replacement yesterday.   I had been planning to stay in the hospital with him but the day before the surgery he asked me not to.  I was concerned and my reaction wasn't exactly to say, "sure honey, I...
    Deanna410 Deanna410 51-55, F 1 Response Mar 3, 2011

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    I Do

    i find comfort in humor . laughing  or making jokes with my associates . it gives me strength to have a smile when i am so damn stressed out over something or at work.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 16, 2010

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    Obviously!

    I love humor! It's awesome!
    savemesos savemesos 13-15, F Apr 28, 2012

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    Gene Weingarten

    I really enjoy reading Gene Weingarten articles. He's hilarious. Short humorous stories about life. A while back he wrote "The Feminine Mist' about dealing with women weeping. Now normally this would be a serious topic and he found a way to make it lighthearted. It began "When a...
    4vrUnique 4vrUnique 46-50 Jun 19, 2011

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    Little Girl On An Airplane,

    An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 1 Response Dec 9, 2012

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    Beauty, But Nae Good Inna Fight Indeed...

    Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train.  His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut, and bruised, and he's walking with a limp.  'What happened to you?' asks Sean, the bartender.  'Michael O'Connor and me had a...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 12, 2011

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    I think everything is funny.

    Even if is not . People look at me weird all the time. & I think that's funny too
    MoonBaby77 MoonBaby77 36-40, F 1 Response Dec 19, 2014

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    God Invented Whiskey So The Irish Wouldn't Rule The World N It Worked!

    An Irishman who had a little too much to drink was driving his wagon home from the city one night and, of course, he was weaving violently all over the road. A constable caught up with him and stopped him. 'So,' says the constable to the driver, 'where have ya been?'  'Why...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 12, 2011

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    It Helps to Relax.

    i love goofing around and telling jokes.it gives me so much joy to do that with the kids ,and their freinds.just to see a smile or two .to bad it dosen`t last forever.it is the best time of the day  to be able to play with them.
    ghostofmyself ghostofmyself 36-40 1 Response Apr 4, 2009

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    The Silverware Drawer ...... And World Peace ...

    Yesterday I had company for dinner. I made sure all the needed silverware was already out ....... Because I was ashamed of ' THE DRAWER.'. Why? CRUMBS .....months worth of crumbs. So this morning I cleaned the abyss. RAH ! I USED to be SUSIE HOMEMAKER ..... But now, not so much...
    Kathieredart Kathieredart 56-60, F 7 Responses Apr 9, 2012

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    Mental Health Hotline

    Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline...If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you suffer from paranoid...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M Dec 9, 2012

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    I Do

    Sometimes bitter humor is the only alternative to going nuts.
    Quadrophenic Quadrophenic 36-40, M Nov 17, 2008

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    What's That You Say...You're Sorry?

    All right. I may have lied to you and about you, and  made a few pronouncements a bit too sweeping, perhaps, and possibly forgotten to tag the bases here or there And damned your extravagance, and maligned your tastes, and libeled your relatives, and slandered a  few of your...
    Carissimi Carissimi 56-60, F 3 Responses Jan 19, 2012

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    Carpe Diem

      A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. Oneday the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that she's lost. Wandering about, she notices a young...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 3 Responses Jul 21, 2010

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    The Snake Theory

    The Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations (AO) 1. Infantry: Snake smells them, leaves area. 2. Airborne: Lands on and kills the snake. 3. Armor: Runs over snake, laughs, and looks for more snakes...
    Koiponder Koiponder 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 13, 2009

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    Have Some Fun^^

    Humor's cool. It can turn even the darkest day to a light, happy one. let's all get high on laughter=)
    mistyeyedlass mistyeyedlass 18-21, F Apr 5, 2009

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    Funny Kind Of Pain

    She came at night,                            explored my body,                                                    got on top of me...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 6 Responses Aug 6, 2011

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    Related Experiences

    I have on many occasions spent time with friends completely nude, took many years for me to be comfortable enough to do or get my friends to be comfortable with me being completely...
    smallnakedguy smallnakedguy 26-30, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    This has taken me some time and first time saying this on here but I am comfortable with my body. I'm a two time breast cancer survivor who opted against reconstruction both times...
    jgeorge68 jgeorge68 46-50, F 10 Responses 4 days ago

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    Trying to be open minded when I say this. Yes I am a boob guy, no I don't think about them 24/7. And given the circumstance if my girlfriends breasts shrank or had to be removed...
    PowerExtreme PowerExtreme 26-30, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Today I was changing channels on the TV and came across a documentary about finding a lost tribe of people in the amazon. And I couldn’t help but think of how these poor people...
    NudiSuzie2 NudiSuzie2 13-15, F 10 Responses 4 days ago

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    The way you lay next to me Tired, but not succumbing Your watchful eye Over my furrowed brow And a voice like the Irish Sea Bringing me back in with the tide To find the shore...
    Searchingformyshalom Searchingformyshalom 22-25, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I find dirty jokes to be the funniest. Dunno why.
    xXTaikaXx xXTaikaXx 13-15, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    Every woman wants a man who will be there for her. To comfort to listen to be cared..
    papermelrotti papermelrotti 26-30, F a week ago

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    I'm naked as much as possible. I love it. I just wish that I could find a woman who loves it as much as I do. If there are any on here, and you don't mind exchanging information...
    Elkins91 Elkins91 22-25, M a week ago

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    What's with people sense of humor now a days...I wonder. I got a message from an EP member yesterday, asking me from where I was (country) I responded to him that I was from...
    l1skub4n l1skub4n 26-30, F 1 Response a week ago

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    U & Me forever this way www.nidhisuraj.com There are so many Love Stories in this world. Few stories become so famous but few are unsaid and been buried with time. Few...
    evan003 evan003 18-21, F a week ago

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    I've always been very shy & introverted. I always preferred to live a solitary life. I never went out with friends or did anything fun. I was a homebody. I found every excuse not...
    hadyourchance hadyourchance 36-40, F 13 Responses Jul 23

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    This my third straight day I have been naked. I'm on my vacation from work. It's a great feeling to be naked. It's relaxing and comfortable to walk around my apartment naked. My...
    GuyFromTennessee GuyFromTennessee 41-45, M 4 Responses Jul 22

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    I find it funny when you are talking to someone and you catch them in a lie and you humor them. You see if they'll come clean with you but then they just continue to lie not...
    Raptax231 Raptax231 18-21, M Jul 22

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    Definitely! I have some dear old friends that live across town from me. The Mr. of the couple is a well-read, witty, smart, intelligent, sharp, and one of the funniest people I...
    TW8NY TW8NY 41-45, M Jul 21

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    I have a very weird sense of humour yet totally random, sometimes I get people thinking "WTF" and they end up laughing. I have no limits when it comes to my sense of humour, I find...
    WokenandOpen WokenandOpen 31-35, M Jul 21

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    My husband just told me that the good thing about eating sunflower seed with his shirt off is that the chest hair catches the falling ones and he feels like a monkey picking them...
    tadmore254 tadmore254 51-55, F 1 Response Jul 20

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    I am staying in a hotel room for a meeting for two nights. It is a very nice room and comfortable. More than I really need actually, but, like many hotel rooms, the walls are...
    goliathtree goliathtree 46-50, M 2 Responses Jul 20

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    Oh yeah. I'm happy with my sexuality. Isn't it a great place to be when you find it. And I'm sure you gain extra confidence. X
    michaellaxcd michaellaxcd 56-60, M 2 Responses Jul 20

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    A woman walks into a saloon and stands on a chair. "Fellas! My p***y is so big that I'll give $100 to anyone who has something that I can't take." A big cowboy gets up and takes...
    paelias paelias 18-21, M 7 Responses Jul 20

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    That moment When you walk through fire to find your friends...
    manchild81 manchild81 26-30, M 1 Response Jul 19

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    Yep. Why be ashamed? I'm bi sexual and honestly couldn't give a damn what people think... I'm comfortable in my skin
    Catho Catho 18-21, F 13 Responses Jul 17

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    Hello any one else have this problem weird send of humor
    Tastymeat Tastymeat 41-45, M Jul 17

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    Your wedding is a celebration of the love between you and your soon-to-be husband. It is also a time for all of your friends and family to gather and support and celebrate your...
    redbduk redbduk 26-30, F Jul 16

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