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I Find Comfort In Humor

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    I Left My Alcoholic Husband At The Hospital Today

    My current husband of about 2.5 years went to the hospital for a total knee replacement yesterday.   I had been planning to stay in the hospital with him but the day before the surgery he asked me not to.  I was concerned and my reaction wasn't exactly to say, "sure honey, I...
    Deanna410 Deanna410 51-55, F 1 Response Mar 3, 2011

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    Little Girl On An Airplane,

    An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 1 Response Dec 9, 2012

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    Homeless Funeral

    Subject:  Homeless Man's Funeral      As a Bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 4 Responses Jun 12, 2010

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    Have Some Fun^^

    Humor's cool. It can turn even the darkest day to a light, happy one. let's all get high on laughter=)
    mistyeyedlass mistyeyedlass 18-21, F Apr 5, 2009

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    I Do

    Sometimes bitter humor is the only alternative to going nuts.
    Quadrophenic Quadrophenic 36-40, M Nov 17, 2008

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    Shoulda Bought the Hat!!!!

    >> An elderly couple, >> Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas. >> >> >> Bert always wanted a pair of authentic >> cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and >> wore them home. >> >>...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 6 Responses Jul 14, 2009

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    I Do

    i find comfort in humor . laughing  or making jokes with my associates . it gives me strength to have a smile when i am so damn stressed out over something or at work.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 16, 2010

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    I think everything is funny.

    Even if is not . People look at me weird all the time. & I think that's funny too
    MoonBaby77 MoonBaby77 36-40, F 1 Response Dec 19, 2014

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    God Invented Whiskey So The Irish Wouldn't Rule The World N It Worked!

    An Irishman who had a little too much to drink was driving his wagon home from the city one night and, of course, he was weaving violently all over the road. A constable caught up with him and stopped him. 'So,' says the constable to the driver, 'where have ya been?'  'Why...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 12, 2011

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    Carpe Diem

      A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. Oneday the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that she's lost. Wandering about, she notices a young...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 3 Responses Jul 21, 2010

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    Ohmmmmmmmmmm

    A Buddhist walks up to a Hot dog vendor and says.                                                                 ...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 4 Responses Jul 16, 2010

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    Obviously!

    I love humor! It's awesome!
    savemesos savemesos 13-15, F Apr 28, 2012

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    Gene Weingarten

    I really enjoy reading Gene Weingarten articles. He's hilarious. Short humorous stories about life. A while back he wrote "The Feminine Mist' about dealing with women weeping. Now normally this would be a serious topic and he found a way to make it lighthearted. It began "When a...
    4vrUnique 4vrUnique 46-50 Jun 19, 2011

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    Funny Kind Of Pain

    She came at night,                            explored my body,                                                    got on top of me...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 6 Responses Aug 6, 2011

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    Mental Health Hotline

    Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline...If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you suffer from paranoid...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M Dec 9, 2012

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    What's That You Say...You're Sorry?

    All right. I may have lied to you and about you, and  made a few pronouncements a bit too sweeping, perhaps, and possibly forgotten to tag the bases here or there And damned your extravagance, and maligned your tastes, and libeled your relatives, and slandered a  few of your...
    Carissimi Carissimi 56-60, F 3 Responses Jan 19, 2012

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    Beauty, But Nae Good Inna Fight Indeed...

    Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train.  His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut, and bruised, and he's walking with a limp.  'What happened to you?' asks Sean, the bartender.  'Michael O'Connor and me had a...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 12, 2011

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    It Helps to Relax.

    i love goofing around and telling jokes.it gives me so much joy to do that with the kids ,and their freinds.just to see a smile or two .to bad it dosen`t last forever.it is the best time of the day  to be able to play with them.
    ghostofmyself ghostofmyself 36-40 1 Response Apr 4, 2009

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    The Snake Theory

    The Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations (AO) 1. Infantry: Snake smells them, leaves area. 2. Airborne: Lands on and kills the snake. 3. Armor: Runs over snake, laughs, and looks for more snakes...
    Koiponder Koiponder 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 13, 2009

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    The Silverware Drawer ...... And World Peace ...

    Yesterday I had company for dinner. I made sure all the needed silverware was already out ....... Because I was ashamed of ' THE DRAWER.'. Why? CRUMBS .....months worth of crumbs. So this morning I cleaned the abyss. RAH ! I USED to be SUSIE HOMEMAKER ..... But now, not so much...
    Kathieredart Kathieredart 56-60, F 7 Responses Apr 9, 2012

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    "Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keep friends. It lightens human burdens. It is...
    alleycat66 alleycat66 46-50, F 1 day ago

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    If I ever fall in love I want it to be like I never saw it coming. I want it to be like me and a friend and we hang out a lot and have each other's backs. We only think of each...
    blahblahblahxoxo blahblahblahxoxo 18-21, F 5 Responses 2 days ago

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    if I didn't have a sense of humor I'd be dead. period.
    shadyshadow shadyshadow 36-40, F 7 Responses 3 days ago

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    Well, when I see anything struggling to accomplish something I find it immensely hilarious. Perhaps it's the sadistic side in me...
    Moepoki Moepoki 18-21, M 4 days ago

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    If we didn't have a sense of humor we wouldn't be able to see the lighter side of things. Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change colors? He had a reptile dysfunction...
    theguywiththeredhair theguywiththeredhair 18-21, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I have a weird, twisted, and/or good sense of humor. If you watched happy tree friends on Netflix you'd know why.
    LFMB LFMB 13-15, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    with the way lige plays out, you need a good sense of humor. especially when you're the joke. I am clumsy, I am always falling. I am always hurting myself in odd ways. I think...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses a week ago

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    I find girls clothes more appealing than guys clothes because they have many more styles and selection. I mean the possibilities is almost endless and one thing that women can do...
    12rak38 12rak38 36-40, M 3 Responses Aug 27

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    I think you have to be because the only other choice after nudity is being comfortable with your skeleton. If it gets to that point then your days of being comfortable wouldn't...
    thebustierthebetter thebustierthebetter 46-50, M 1 Response Aug 27

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    Nude Locker Room Conversation. Just this morning I had an extended conversation while nude in the locker room. Right after finishing my workout I walked into the locker room and...
    lifedwg01 lifedwg01 46-50, M 1 Response Aug 26

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    Ahhh! I saw a huge wolf spider in my room last night. I jumped up to kill it and the only thing that I could find was some glitter body spray, so I sprayed it!!!! now the little...
    Serendipitydoda Serendipitydoda 46-50, M 3 Responses Aug 26

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    What's not to like about a person with a sense of humor? I mean, really? Is there anyone on earth (who doesn't work for the IRS) who doesn't just LOVE to laugh?
    DaddyBear214 DaddyBear214 56-60, M 1 Response Aug 25

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    I'm so comfortable being naked outside and being seen by people I just smile and say hello if there walking past or just smile if there drive past
    mybuttcrack mybuttcrack 22-25, M 5 Responses Aug 25

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    I've been feeling like I've gained 1000lbs. Tmi (to those who can't handle periods) PMS cravings can be the worst on top of bloating. All I wanna do is eat junk food and sleep...
    xMellowButterflyx xMellowButterflyx 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 25

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    I adore the human body no matter size shape modification or hair..honestly I find all body's beautiful yes I struggle with loving mine but others I have no problem with
    youngkinyteenmom youngkinyteenmom 18-21, F 4 Responses Aug 24

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    Sadly, my mom isn't. Today, my ex friend ratted me out and mom went over this huge speech with religion crap in the mix. She said it was an abomination and that gays were going...
    GhettoMemeing GhettoMemeing 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 24

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    Last night I went to a primal camp out party and it was great to be outdoors in this Texas heat and enjoy the company of others comfortable being naked or partially clothed. There...
    C00LDaddy C00LDaddy 41-45, M 2 Responses Aug 23

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    I believe my good sense of humor is one of the best qualities I have. Even though i've been battling depression most of my life, a good laugh always makes my day. But for some...
    BluRain04 BluRain04 26-30, F 6 Responses Aug 22

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    I was once a pallbearer at a military funeral. The deceased, my Father in Law, was someone I really just didn't care for. In fact, I despised him. NOBODY much cared for him at all...
    DaddyBear214 DaddyBear214 56-60, M 2 Responses Aug 22

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    Its so weird that only weird people can understand the weird humor, that comes out weirdly in a weird situation. Isn'r it weird ?
    Bobishere66 Bobishere66 26-30, M 2 Responses Aug 21

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    The after it happened I off-handedly brought it up to my friends in the change room before gym class. I think I was in 5th grade at the time. They didn’t say much. I think I...
    ambivalentFriability ambivalentFriability 18-21 4 Responses Aug 20

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    I love pepperoni, but because it looks like a phallus, I find it very painful to cut, especially when I accidentally mix up the pepperoni with my ****.
    Spyro93 Spyro93 18-21, M Aug 20

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    I was worried when the sign said "Topless Waitresses" but was pleasantly surprised to find it was false advertising. The waitresses all had gorgeous tops for all to see!!
    GJOFJ3 GJOFJ3 56-60, M 2 Responses Aug 19