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I Find Comfort In Humor

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    Beauty, But Nae Good Inna Fight Indeed...

    Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train.  His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut, and bruised, and he's walking with a limp.  'What happened to you?' asks Sean, the bartender.  'Michael O'Connor and me had a...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 12, 2011

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    Gene Weingarten

    I really enjoy reading Gene Weingarten articles. He's hilarious. Short humorous stories about life. A while back he wrote "The Feminine Mist' about dealing with women weeping. Now normally this would be a serious topic and he found a way to make it lighthearted. It began "When a...
    4vrUnique 4vrUnique 46-50 Jun 19, 2011

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    It Helps to Relax.

    i love goofing around and telling jokes.it gives me so much joy to do that with the kids ,and their freinds.just to see a smile or two .to bad it dosen`t last forever.it is the best time of the day  to be able to play with them.
    ghostofmyself ghostofmyself 36-40 1 Response Apr 4, 2009

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    God Invented Whiskey So The Irish Wouldn't Rule The World N It Worked!

    An Irishman who had a little too much to drink was driving his wagon home from the city one night and, of course, he was weaving violently all over the road. A constable caught up with him and stopped him. 'So,' says the constable to the driver, 'where have ya been?'  'Why...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 12, 2011

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    The Silverware Drawer ...... And World Peace ...

    Yesterday I had company for dinner. I made sure all the needed silverware was already out ....... Because I was ashamed of ' THE DRAWER.'. Why? CRUMBS .....months worth of crumbs. So this morning I cleaned the abyss. RAH ! I USED to be SUSIE HOMEMAKER ..... But now, not so much...
    Kathieredart Kathieredart 56-60, F 7 Responses Apr 9, 2012

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    What's That You Say...You're Sorry?

    All right. I may have lied to you and about you, and  made a few pronouncements a bit too sweeping, perhaps, and possibly forgotten to tag the bases here or there And damned your extravagance, and maligned your tastes, and libeled your relatives, and slandered a  few of your...
    Carissimi Carissimi 56-60, F 3 Responses Jan 19, 2012

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    Shoulda Bought the Hat!!!!

    >> An elderly couple, >> Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas. >> >> >> Bert always wanted a pair of authentic >> cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and >> wore them home. >> >>...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 7 Responses Jul 14, 2009

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    Have Some Fun^^

    Humor's cool. It can turn even the darkest day to a light, happy one. let's all get high on laughter=)
    mistyeyedlass mistyeyedlass 18-21, F Apr 5, 2009

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    Homeless Funeral

    Subject:  Homeless Man's Funeral      As a Bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 4 Responses Jun 12, 2010

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    Funny Kind Of Pain

    She came at night,                            explored my body,                                                    got on top of me...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 6 Responses Aug 6, 2011

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    Carpe Diem

      A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. Oneday the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that she's lost. Wandering about, she notices a young...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 3 Responses Jul 21, 2010

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    Little Girl On An Airplane,

    An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 1 Response Dec 9, 2012

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    I Left My Alcoholic Husband At The Hospital Today

    My current husband of about 2.5 years went to the hospital for a total knee replacement yesterday.   I had been planning to stay in the hospital with him but the day before the surgery he asked me not to.  I was concerned and my reaction wasn't exactly to say, "sure honey, I...
    Deanna410 Deanna410 51-55, F 1 Response Mar 3, 2011

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    Mental Health Hotline

    Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline...If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you suffer from paranoid...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 1 Response Dec 9, 2012

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    I Do

    Sometimes bitter humor is the only alternative to going nuts.
    Quadrophenic Quadrophenic 36-40, M Nov 17, 2008

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    Livyn4pals Livyn4pals 46-50, M Jun 22

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    Ohmmmmmmmmmm

    A Buddhist walks up to a Hot dog vendor and says.                                                                 ...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 4 Responses Jul 16, 2010

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    Obviously!

    I love humor! It's awesome!
    savemesos savemesos 13-15, F Apr 28, 2012

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    I Do

    i find comfort in humor . laughing  or making jokes with my associates . it gives me strength to have a smile when i am so damn stressed out over something or at work.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 16, 2010

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    The Snake Theory

    The Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations (AO) 1. Infantry: Snake smells them, leaves area. 2. Airborne: Lands on and kills the snake. 3. Armor: Runs over snake, laughs, and looks for more snakes...
    Koiponder Koiponder 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 13, 2009

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    Related Experiences

    A friend of mine was telling me the story of the adoption of his three year old daughter from a Chinese orphanage. He wanted to make her feel comfortable, so he scribbled some...
    milkmaid122 milkmaid122 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 11

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    I believe having a sense of humor is the best part about someones personality!
    spechelle spechelle 13-15, F Sep 28

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    It's in my nature. Life can get way too heavy if you don't find a way of laughing at it!
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M Sep 28

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    Calvin is totally my fav! #tiggerknockoff
    tommilynn tommilynn 36-40, F Sep 28

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    I was out to eat with the guys for my friends birthday and we were cracking jokes left and right. One of them is an EMS transporter. One is on the way to becoming a fire man. I'm...
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 29

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    I'll literally laugh to about almost anything.
    Katiepoohmm Katiepoohmm 18-21, F Sep 29

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    We all have crosses to bear, hearts that are cracked and bleeding, tears by the bucket. It's the small things that help make us whole: a cup of hot brew, a hot bath/shower, a...
    mom4ce mom4ce 51-55, F Oct 11

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    October 19. Our Good Points. "What's a codependent? The answer's easy. They're some of the most loving, caring people I know." —Beyond Codependency We don't need to limit an...
    zeeva70 zeeva70 41-45, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    October 19. Our Good Points. "What's a codependent? The answer's easy. They're some of the most loving, caring people I know." —Beyond Codependency We don't need to limit an...
    zeeva70 zeeva70 41-45, F 5 days ago

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    Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives. Joke Disclaimer: This humor does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company, my friends, or...
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 12 Responses Sep 30

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    Although I was raised in the burbs, I've spent most of my adult life living in urban areas. I have always found weird humor in the irony of my living conditions. From the...
    Modiwolfshit Modiwolfshit 41-45, M 2 Responses Oct 2

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    If you can find humor in a situation, it is a sign of a highly developed mind.
    3Dogmatic 3Dogmatic 36-40, M 1 Response Sep 25

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    I really like people who have a good sense of humor. Sometimes it's hard to make me really laugh because I have a weird sense of humor but I love making people laugh and I love to...
    Plungeintoadream Plungeintoadream 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 1

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    "Comfort animal"; a tittle given to a small annoying dog by suburban white women so they can bring into a grocery store.
    AntonioV AntonioV 46-50, M 2 Responses Oct 5

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    I usually laugh about stuff that's completely inappropriate. The **** things that happened in my life made my humor so dark it's too heavy for most. I have a problem with my humor...
    ShortestStraw ShortestStraw 18-21, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I must say it is rather dreary to find such widespread confusion concerning the concept of "comfort." How many people confuse comfort with laxity and extreme effortlessness; as if...
    MissPriscillaPrim MissPriscillaPrim 61-65, T 1 Response Oct 9

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    Either people get my humor or they think I'm really weird :D well nothing wrong with that... Different is good I think. Besides I've always been the weird girl so it all makes...
    Careisla Careisla 18-21, F 8 Responses Oct 1

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    Ok, heres my disclaimer: operative word WEIRD sense of humor,...no subject, person, place, race, religion, or thing is exempt or safe from me, especially MYSELF, im weird and my...
    AntonioV AntonioV 46-50, M 1 Response Oct 8

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    Life is constantly throwing challenges in the form of obstacles to what you want, where you want to go, people who are just awful. If you don't have a sense of humor, I'm not sure...
    princeofthieves123 princeofthieves123 31-35, M 2 Responses Oct 12

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    There's nothing better than finding someone to talk to who is clever and funny :) sadly hard to find!
    papercastles papercastles 22-25, F 5 Responses Oct 10

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    A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, ‘What can I do for you?’ The man says, ‘Will you watch us have sexual...
    jerzee78 jerzee78 36-40, M 1 Response Oct 13

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    As the bus pulled away, Janet realized she had left her purse under the seat. Later she called the company and was relieved to find out the driver had found her bag. When she went...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I feel more comfortable with those who are female. Not strictly in a sexual sense, (although in some cases my sexual identity does come into it), but more to the point that I feel...
    randumblai randumblai 18-21, M Oct 11

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    I think a good sense of humor is important because it explains the type of person you are. A happy person, and if somebody never laughs or smiles then that means they're miserable...
    Mlj49 Mlj49 31-35, M 3 Responses Sep 24

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    I'm just quirky by nature. I love puns and stupid jokes (not crude). I'm tend to ramble a lot and my mind just wonders into an abyss of randomness. I'm funny without even trying...
    GetYourFreakOn GetYourFreakOn 16-17, F Sep 25

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    So I says t my mate "I have a weird sense of humour..." N he says "Don't you mean humor?" "No. We're not Americans." "But we socialize..." "Wait! Don't you mean socialise...
    Sazzio Sazzio 22-25, M 3 Responses Sep 25

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    Laughing is not only good for the attitude but also for the body. It relieves so much stress and anxiety. Look at life as if it is filled with humor. Deal with the horrors of life...
    looking4luv70 looking4luv70 41-45, F 7 Responses Sep 27

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    Where does it come from, this quest, this need to solve life's mysteries when the simplest of questions can never be answered? Why are we here? What is the soul? Why do we dream...
    Iamjustsotiredofitall Iamjustsotiredofitall 18-21, M 3 Responses Sep 29

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    With how accident prone I am I had to learn to laugh. A good sense of humor helps in the most embarrassing situations. Some of my antics have even been caught on tape.lol.
    bateyegirl bateyegirl 41-45, F 4 Responses Sep 29

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