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I Find Comfort In Humor

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    The Snake Theory

    The Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations (AO) 1. Infantry: Snake smells them, leaves area. 2. Airborne: Lands on and kills the snake. 3. Armor: Runs over snake, laughs, and looks for more snakes...
    Koiponder Koiponder 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 13, 2009

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    God Invented Whiskey So The Irish Wouldn't Rule The World N It Worked!

    An Irishman who had a little too much to drink was driving his wagon home from the city one night and, of course, he was weaving violently all over the road. A constable caught up with him and stopped him. 'So,' says the constable to the driver, 'where have ya been?'  'Why...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 12, 2011

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    Livyn4pals Livyn4pals 46-50, M Jun 22

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    Funny Kind Of Pain

    She came at night,                            explored my body,                                                    got on top of me...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 6 Responses Aug 6, 2011

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    Ohmmmmmmmmmm

    A Buddhist walks up to a Hot dog vendor and says.                                                                 ...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 4 Responses Jul 16, 2010

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    Mental Health Hotline

    Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline...If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you suffer from paranoid...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 1 Response Dec 9, 2012

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    Have Some Fun^^

    Humor's cool. It can turn even the darkest day to a light, happy one. let's all get high on laughter=)
    mistyeyedlass mistyeyedlass 18-21, F Apr 5, 2009

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    The Silverware Drawer ...... And World Peace ...

    Yesterday I had company for dinner. I made sure all the needed silverware was already out ....... Because I was ashamed of ' THE DRAWER.'. Why? CRUMBS .....months worth of crumbs. So this morning I cleaned the abyss. RAH ! I USED to be SUSIE HOMEMAKER ..... But now, not so much...
    Kathieredart Kathieredart 56-60, F 7 Responses Apr 9, 2012

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    Shoulda Bought the Hat!!!!

    >> An elderly couple, >> Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas. >> >> >> Bert always wanted a pair of authentic >> cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and >> wore them home. >> >>...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 7 Responses Jul 14, 2009

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    Carpe Diem

      A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. Oneday the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that she's lost. Wandering about, she notices a young...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 3 Responses Jul 21, 2010

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    Homeless Funeral

    Subject:  Homeless Man's Funeral      As a Bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 4 Responses Jun 12, 2010

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    Little Girl On An Airplane,

    An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 1 Response Dec 9, 2012

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    Beauty, But Nae Good Inna Fight Indeed...

    Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train.  His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut, and bruised, and he's walking with a limp.  'What happened to you?' asks Sean, the bartender.  'Michael O'Connor and me had a...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 12, 2011

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    I Left My Alcoholic Husband At The Hospital Today

    My current husband of about 2.5 years went to the hospital for a total knee replacement yesterday.   I had been planning to stay in the hospital with him but the day before the surgery he asked me not to.  I was concerned and my reaction wasn't exactly to say, "sure honey, I...
    Deanna410 Deanna410 51-55, F 1 Response Mar 3, 2011

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    What's That You Say...You're Sorry?

    All right. I may have lied to you and about you, and  made a few pronouncements a bit too sweeping, perhaps, and possibly forgotten to tag the bases here or there And damned your extravagance, and maligned your tastes, and libeled your relatives, and slandered a  few of your...
    Carissimi Carissimi 56-60, F 3 Responses Jan 19, 2012

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    I Do

    Sometimes bitter humor is the only alternative to going nuts.
    Quadrophenic Quadrophenic 36-40, M Nov 17, 2008

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    It Helps to Relax.

    i love goofing around and telling jokes.it gives me so much joy to do that with the kids ,and their freinds.just to see a smile or two .to bad it dosen`t last forever.it is the best time of the day  to be able to play with them.
    ghostofmyself ghostofmyself 36-40 1 Response Apr 4, 2009

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    I Do

    i find comfort in humor . laughing  or making jokes with my associates . it gives me strength to have a smile when i am so damn stressed out over something or at work.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 16, 2010

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    Obviously!

    I love humor! It's awesome!
    savemesos savemesos 13-15, F Apr 28, 2012

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    Gene Weingarten

    I really enjoy reading Gene Weingarten articles. He's hilarious. Short humorous stories about life. A while back he wrote "The Feminine Mist' about dealing with women weeping. Now normally this would be a serious topic and he found a way to make it lighthearted. It began "When a...
    4vrUnique 4vrUnique 46-50 Jun 19, 2011

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    Funny post, or jokes comfort me. Haha like this picture, I find it hilarious.
    mercifulpennies mercifulpennies 18-21, F 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    Funny post, or jokes comfort me. Haha like this picture, I find it hilarious.
    mercifulpennies mercifulpennies 18-21, F 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    My Wife Does! She really loves her comfort food, surprising considering how skinny she is. I love watching her scarf slice after slice of pizza dipped in ranch and imagine those...
    newgain285 newgain285 31-35, M 5 hrs ago

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    Right now I'm wearing some basketball shorts, and these ones have pockets. It's funny because in the pockets are money's. The money's are funny because the money's are coins. The...
    MyNameMeansLight MyNameMeansLight 16-17, F 4 Responses Jul 30

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    Yep, humor (& coffee) has saved many a day
    Lifeisacaveat Lifeisacaveat 56-60, M 1 Response Aug 1

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    You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
    Manzzle Manzzle 18-21, M Aug 10

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    Yep...this was in my daughters high school..childish humor, but it made me chuckle..hehe
    LOOKN4NSIGHT43 LOOKN4NSIGHT43 41-45, F 4 Responses Aug 15

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    I have always been an avid reader and have an extremely high reading comprehension. So do me a favor, give me a word and I'll see if I can't define it adequately. P.S. I could not...
    Handyman25 Handyman25 22-25, M 12 Responses Aug 18

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    I find humor where most are shocked or appalled.
    3dogmatt 3dogmatt 36-40, M 2 Responses Aug 18

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    My friend came over before I had to leave last night and I was in tears I was laughing so hard.... at something that was SO FAR from funny, in fact it was kind of sad :( I don't...
    Chicgeekgal Chicgeekgal 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 19

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    I find crude sexual humor hilarious and I'm a 16 year old girl.. Is that normal?
    alicebelle alicebelle 16-17, F 13 Responses 3 days ago

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    So there were these two co-workers that were nearing the end of a rough week at work, and they wanted nothing more than to blow off some steam after their shift ended, which meant...
    biggunsatx biggunsatx 36-40, M Aug 13

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    If you have a good sense of humor you automatically make it to the top of my cool list! I almost would rather a guy have a good sense of humor than be super good looking!
    tsg96 tsg96 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 29

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    I'm don't think i have what you call a weird sense of humor I think it's called a dry sense of humor lol
    radicalkiah radicalkiah 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 6

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    It doesn't matter what is on the outside. Humor is one of the few things to shine light on darkness. A sense of humor comes from the inside, where things really matter.
    NightWalker6676 NightWalker6676 13-15, F 6 Responses Aug 7

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    I’m 31 Bexleyheath, England - London, U.K.I'm looking for my matchI really love a good giggle and have a bit of a wicked sense of humor :0)but i am always laughing and enjoy...
    gerry5825 gerry5825 26-30, F 2 Responses Aug 6

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    i really find this site as amazing ,i write as i am feeling good ,and want to talk those person who have really good sense of humor ,i will enjoy with them ...no one liked or...
    REV413 REV413 18-21, M Aug 11

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    I find that most things I find funny, I usually have to explain to others. Once when I was in a theater, a L'Oral commercial came on. When it said, "Because you're worth it!" I...
    Tazzu Tazzu 22-25, F 5 Responses Aug 15

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    A website, also published as Web page,[one] or just website,[two] can be a set of linked web pages typically served from one Net domain. A website is hosted on no less than a...
    Joshua603a4yn8 Joshua603a4yn8 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 17

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    Trying to find weed in a new city is like trying to find Waldo and Carmen Sandiego simultaneously. It's difficult.
    purposebuilt purposebuilt 22-25, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    I have come to the conclusion that this will never be mine....Oh, I'll find it. I have found it several times before....but it was never mine to keep. Never mine to hold. Dreams...
    LesbianBlue LesbianBlue 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 7

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    There are a selection of reasons why the charm of cruise holidays continues to develop, and the very first is the value. No other trip encompasses so many ports, islands, towns and...
    Kit1739qm Kit1739qm 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 11

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    August 13. Friends. Don't overlook the value of friendship. Don't neglect friends. Friends are a joy. Adult friendships can be a good place for us to learn to have fun and to...
    zeeva70 zeeva70 41-45, F 1 Response Aug 13

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    August 13. Friends. Don't overlook the value of friendship. Don't neglect friends. Friends are a joy. Adult friendships can be a good place for us to learn to have fun and to...
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    To make it on this planet you have to have a sense of humor. You need to be able to laugh at yourself as well. Women demand it. I can honestly say I have laughed my way into women...
    smokethis smokethis 51-55, M Jul 30

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    I do. often times people who don't quite get me mistake it for sarcasm or bitterness. although yes, I admit that I do have a very sarcastic sense of humor. really though it is all...
    mierdamundo mierdamundo 31-35 1 Response Jul 30

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    life has blessed me with a visible titanium stud sticking out of my skull. it would be helpful to others if i shared the cause of it. but instead i find myself compelled to tell...
    trailsonrails trailsonrails 51-55, M 1 Response Aug 3

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    My sense of humor isn't weird, it's terrifying. I'm crazy. People try to tell me otherwise but I know the truth. I mean how many of you laugh at the fact that someone who was once...
    dontcallmekaikai dontcallmekaikai 13-15, F 4 Responses Aug 4

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    I find it hilarious when birds fly into window panes. Don't judge me.
    RoughRed RoughRed 46-50, M 8 Responses Aug 4

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