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I Find Comfort In Humor

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    Ohmmmmmmmmmm

    A Buddhist walks up to a Hot dog vendor and says.                                                                 ...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 4 Responses Jul 16, 2010

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    It Helps to Relax.

    i love goofing around and telling jokes.it gives me so much joy to do that with the kids ,and their freinds.just to see a smile or two .to bad it dosen`t last forever.it is the best time of the day  to be able to play with them.
    ghostofmyself ghostofmyself 36-40 1 Response Apr 4, 2009

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    God Invented Whiskey So The Irish Wouldn't Rule The World N It Worked!

    An Irishman who had a little too much to drink was driving his wagon home from the city one night and, of course, he was weaving violently all over the road. A constable caught up with him and stopped him. 'So,' says the constable to the driver, 'where have ya been?'  'Why...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 12, 2011

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    Funny Kind Of Pain

    She came at night,                            explored my body,                                                    got on top of me...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 6 Responses Aug 6, 2011

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    I Do

    i find comfort in humor . laughing  or making jokes with my associates . it gives me strength to have a smile when i am so damn stressed out over something or at work.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 16, 2010

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    AlmostDiscarded AlmostDiscarded 46-50, M Jun 22

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    Carpe Diem

      A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. Oneday the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that she's lost. Wandering about, she notices a young...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 3 Responses Jul 21, 2010

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    I Do

    Sometimes bitter humor is the only alternative to going nuts.
    Quadrophenic Quadrophenic 36-40, M Nov 17, 2008

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    Little Girl On An Airplane,

    An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 1 Response Dec 9, 2012

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    The Silverware Drawer ...... And World Peace ...

    Yesterday I had company for dinner. I made sure all the needed silverware was already out ....... Because I was ashamed of ' THE DRAWER.'. Why? CRUMBS .....months worth of crumbs. So this morning I cleaned the abyss. RAH ! I USED to be SUSIE HOMEMAKER ..... But now, not so much...
    Kathieredart Kathieredart 56-60, F 7 Responses Apr 9, 2012

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    The Snake Theory

    The Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations (AO) 1. Infantry: Snake smells them, leaves area. 2. Airborne: Lands on and kills the snake. 3. Armor: Runs over snake, laughs, and looks for more snakes...
    Koiponder Koiponder 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 13, 2009

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    Have Some Fun^^

    Humor's cool. It can turn even the darkest day to a light, happy one. let's all get high on laughter=)
    mistyeyedlass mistyeyedlass 18-21, F Apr 5, 2009

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    Shoulda Bought the Hat!!!!

    >> An elderly couple, >> Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas. >> >> >> Bert always wanted a pair of authentic >> cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and >> wore them home. >> >>...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 7 Responses Jul 14, 2009

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    I Left My Alcoholic Husband At The Hospital Today

    My current husband of about 2.5 years went to the hospital for a total knee replacement yesterday.   I had been planning to stay in the hospital with him but the day before the surgery he asked me not to.  I was concerned and my reaction wasn't exactly to say, "sure honey, I...
    Deanna410 Deanna410 51-55, F 1 Response Mar 3, 2011

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    Gene Weingarten

    I really enjoy reading Gene Weingarten articles. He's hilarious. Short humorous stories about life. A while back he wrote "The Feminine Mist' about dealing with women weeping. Now normally this would be a serious topic and he found a way to make it lighthearted. It began "When a...
    4vrUnique 4vrUnique 46-50 Jun 19, 2011

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    Beauty, But Nae Good Inna Fight Indeed...

    Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train.  His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut, and bruised, and he's walking with a limp.  'What happened to you?' asks Sean, the bartender.  'Michael O'Connor and me had a...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 12, 2011

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    What's That You Say...You're Sorry?

    All right. I may have lied to you and about you, and  made a few pronouncements a bit too sweeping, perhaps, and possibly forgotten to tag the bases here or there And damned your extravagance, and maligned your tastes, and libeled your relatives, and slandered a  few of your...
    Carissimi Carissimi 56-60, F 3 Responses Jan 19, 2012

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    Homeless Funeral

    Subject:  Homeless Man's Funeral      As a Bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 4 Responses Jun 12, 2010

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    Obviously!

    I love humor! It's awesome!
    savemesos savemesos 13-15, F Apr 28, 2012

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    Mental Health Hotline

    Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline...If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you suffer from paranoid...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 1 Response Dec 9, 2012

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    Related Experiences

    I prefer to be with my own company a lot of time. I do not do too well in crowds, or with a group of friends, love my space. When I need people I will go to them, but have no...
    SassyBabe39 SassyBabe39 41-45, F 2 Responses Jul 15

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    Pricing is usually a good component in motoryacht rentals. Within the two cabin relatives finances sized luxury yachts on the more substantial a lot more exuberant super yachts...
    Andrew0369nbp8 Andrew0369nbp8 31-35, M 13 hrs ago

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    It is something that is missing so badly in my life. I keep all my hurt and worries inside and cover them with a smile even if I feel destroyed inside. I crave a mentor of kind who...
    Jenni855 Jenni855 26-30, F 4 hrs ago

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    I like to laugh. I have a sense of humor and I really admire people that can laugh. It's so much fun to talk to someone that can make me smile or laugh even when I don't want to...
    Olivia2014 Olivia2014 31-35, F 8 Responses Jul 7

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    Right now I'm wearing some basketball shorts, and these ones have pockets. It's funny because in the pockets are money's. The money's are funny because the money's are coins. The...
    MyNameMeansLight MyNameMeansLight 16-17, F 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    Yep, humor (& coffee) has saved many a day
    Ironicman Ironicman 56-60, M 1 Response 21 hrs ago

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    Life's tough if you're not open to a sense of humor. You'll become demoralized, humiliated, and uncomfortable, but one thing that can't be taken from you is your ability to laugh...
    rafa194162 rafa194162 16-17, M 1 Response Jul 13

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    I do, or so I'm told . Right now I'm a massage therapist . I can't say that if you have a top body, that I'll ever finish it. But we will see what comes up. It's those initial...
    JohnCrighton JohnCrighton 51-55, M 2 Responses Jul 5

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    When in an absurd, incredible, impossible situation, I tend to smile or laugh out loud. The degree of guffaws is dependent on the absurdity--the more absurd the situation I find...
    EruIluvatar EruIluvatar 70+, F Jul 23

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    I laugh at random things, gross out things, goofy things, dark humor, and insults (not seriously offensive but still Comedy Central roast like humor)
    Dayzdreamer Dayzdreamer 26-30, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    If you have a good sense of humor you automatically make it to the top of my cool list! I almost would rather a guy have a good sense of humor than be super good looking!
    tsg96 tsg96 18-21, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    For me it's the eye color, it is the first thing I spot and I guess it's because I find my dark brown eyes dull! And I always enjoy a unique eye color and I've always been...
    musicdance814 musicdance814 13-15, F Jul 22

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    Mr. Right, you like me. You enjoy my presence. You get my humor. You get that I have a rich inner world inside me that is full of thoughts and emotions and stories and memories...
    shannonymous shannonymous 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I'm just not normal I find dumb things amusing I love to laugh and make people laugh
    Raven1769 Raven1769 36-40, F 5 Responses Jul 5

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    "When troublesome days seem to make life empty, a lot of silly thoughts can help your mind remain fertile. Your sense of humor can also bring sunshine." — Dodinsky
    lovingRIZA lovingRIZA 51-55, F Jul 5

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    I laugh at the things most people don't, and I don't laugh at things that most people do. I love dry humor and extremely nerdy jokes like the one below:
    youthberry youthberry 18-21, F 5 Responses Jul 7

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    If any one has seen the movie meet the Spartans and hellbaby and did nothing but laugh you might understand my humor it's cooked as **** hahaha
    kerw94 kerw94 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 9

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    It's weird in the sense that I almost got literally expelled from my school thanks to my sense of humor. I believe everything can be made fun of. EVERYTHING. That doesn't mean I...
    QuadrupleM QuadrupleM 13-15, M 3 Responses Jul 12

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    My sense of humor Genuine. I Like Practical Jokes. Than It becomes handy to laugh. Like now, my Spell check is block by EP- Admin..The Woman of Gaisha, name Ur Masum. She always...
    milonrasna milonrasna 46-50, F Jul 14

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    I'm intolerant and like to make fun of other people (jokes about disabled people and something like that) but thats my humor :----(
    wildmare wildmare 66-70, F 7 Responses Jul 15

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    I have decided to make it my goal to remind people of their dead grandparents to make them miserable. I have to thank a very special someone...we will call him Mr. J, for helping...
    purposebuilt purposebuilt 22-25, M 2 Responses Jul 16

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    I tend to laugh at random things that other people don't find funny. Like the corniest joke will crack me up. Example: *hugs a pole and announces: "this is my boyfriend, he's...
    drpastasauce drpastasauce 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 16

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    I used a gif of Paul Ryan lifting weights for a Multimedia & Webpage Design project. My teacher said I had a weird sense of humor.
    notsofab notsofab 16-17, F Jul 16

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    My father hates Time Warner. He complains about them practically every chance he gets, which I find hilarious. Just now, I saw that he was on Facebook, so I messaged him "HERE AT...
    jahein137 jahein137 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 17

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    love inappropriate humor. or racist jokes. the type of stuff a number if people would get offended about, but the rest would kinda just chuckle
    RavenRena17 RavenRena17 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 19

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    I don't know why, but her laugh is cute to me, and it makes me laugh as well. Or I can say smile. Her sense of humor is the best as well. She makes me laugh so hard and so much.
    KPfan29 KPfan29 13-15, F Jul 22

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    So I was at work hanging out with a couple of coworkers and one of them left for a sec. I started joking to the one who stayed about how I think the other one is evil and she's...
    jeyy90 jeyy90 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 23

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    My little brother is in that stage of growth where he finds every word that has a cuss word within it hilarious. my mother told us to help her furnish the house except she said...
    jesikahluv jesikahluv 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 24

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    Smartes and intelligence is so sexy to me but having a great sense of humor always is a big plus as well. I love to be with someone who can make me laugh and just gets me! I would...
    Chicgeekgal Chicgeekgal 22-25, F a week ago

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