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I Find Comfort In Humor

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    Shoulda Bought the Hat!!!!

    >> An elderly couple, >> Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas. >> >> >> Bert always wanted a pair of authentic >> cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and >> wore them home. >> >>...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 6 Responses Jul 14, 2009

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    The Silverware Drawer ...... And World Peace ...

    Yesterday I had company for dinner. I made sure all the needed silverware was already out ....... Because I was ashamed of ' THE DRAWER.'. Why? CRUMBS .....months worth of crumbs. So this morning I cleaned the abyss. RAH ! I USED to be SUSIE HOMEMAKER ..... But now, not so much...
    Kathieredart Kathieredart 56-60, F 7 Responses Apr 9, 2012

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    God Invented Whiskey So The Irish Wouldn't Rule The World N It Worked!

    An Irishman who had a little too much to drink was driving his wagon home from the city one night and, of course, he was weaving violently all over the road. A constable caught up with him and stopped him. 'So,' says the constable to the driver, 'where have ya been?'  'Why...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 12, 2011

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    I Do

    i find comfort in humor . laughing  or making jokes with my associates . it gives me strength to have a smile when i am so damn stressed out over something or at work.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 16, 2010

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    Have Some Fun^^

    Humor's cool. It can turn even the darkest day to a light, happy one. let's all get high on laughter=)
    mistyeyedlass mistyeyedlass 18-21, F Apr 5, 2009

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    Mental Health Hotline

    Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline...If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you suffer from paranoid...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M Dec 9, 2012

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    Gene Weingarten

    I really enjoy reading Gene Weingarten articles. He's hilarious. Short humorous stories about life. A while back he wrote "The Feminine Mist' about dealing with women weeping. Now normally this would be a serious topic and he found a way to make it lighthearted. It began "When a...
    4vrUnique 4vrUnique 46-50 Jun 19, 2011

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    Carpe Diem

      A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. Oneday the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that she's lost. Wandering about, she notices a young...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 3 Responses Jul 21, 2010

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    I think everything is funny.

    Even if is not . People look at me weird all the time. & I think that's funny too
    MoonBaby77 MoonBaby77 36-40, F 1 Response Dec 19, 2014

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    What's That You Say...You're Sorry?

    All right. I may have lied to you and about you, and  made a few pronouncements a bit too sweeping, perhaps, and possibly forgotten to tag the bases here or there And damned your extravagance, and maligned your tastes, and libeled your relatives, and slandered a  few of your...
    Carissimi Carissimi 56-60, F 3 Responses Jan 19, 2012

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    I Do

    Sometimes bitter humor is the only alternative to going nuts.
    Quadrophenic Quadrophenic 36-40, M Nov 17, 2008

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    Homeless Funeral

    Subject:  Homeless Man's Funeral      As a Bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 4 Responses Jun 12, 2010

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    It Helps to Relax.

    i love goofing around and telling jokes.it gives me so much joy to do that with the kids ,and their freinds.just to see a smile or two .to bad it dosen`t last forever.it is the best time of the day  to be able to play with them.
    ghostofmyself ghostofmyself 36-40 1 Response Apr 4, 2009

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    I Left My Alcoholic Husband At The Hospital Today

    My current husband of about 2.5 years went to the hospital for a total knee replacement yesterday.   I had been planning to stay in the hospital with him but the day before the surgery he asked me not to.  I was concerned and my reaction wasn't exactly to say, "sure honey, I...
    Deanna410 Deanna410 51-55, F 1 Response Mar 3, 2011

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    Obviously!

    I love humor! It's awesome!
    savemesos savemesos 13-15, F Apr 28, 2012

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    Funny Kind Of Pain

    She came at night,                            explored my body,                                                    got on top of me...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 6 Responses Aug 6, 2011

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    The Snake Theory

    The Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations (AO) 1. Infantry: Snake smells them, leaves area. 2. Airborne: Lands on and kills the snake. 3. Armor: Runs over snake, laughs, and looks for more snakes...
    Koiponder Koiponder 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 13, 2009

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    Beauty, But Nae Good Inna Fight Indeed...

    Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train.  His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut, and bruised, and he's walking with a limp.  'What happened to you?' asks Sean, the bartender.  'Michael O'Connor and me had a...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 12, 2011

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    Little Girl On An Airplane,

    An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 1 Response Dec 9, 2012

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    Ohmmmmmmmmmm

    A Buddhist walks up to a Hot dog vendor and says.                                                                 ...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 4 Responses Jul 16, 2010

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    Related Experiences

    I am going through a lot right now. Trying to figure out who I am, what I believe, how to express myself, how to be comfortable in my own skin, & how to do all that without...
    saundra04 saundra04 26-30, F 4 Responses 14 hrs ago

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    I think life is a funny experiment, we have one body to play wth one mind wth variety of emotions and then there is this crazy world, a mad house, a prison whatever u call it but...
    Grapes437 Grapes437 13-15, M 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    I broke my neck in a car wreck (seriously) so I HAVE to find humor in most situations or I'd be one miserable dude-
    gnaTuW gnaTuW 26-30, M 5 Responses Apr 2

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    Two nuns were shopping at a 7 Eleven. As they passed by the beer cooler, one said to the other, "Wouldn't a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful this hot summer evening?" The...
    valha11a valha11a 46-50, M 1 Response Apr 13

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    I have a weird since of humor and different interest then others. but I'm single and looking for a woman with the same likes and sence of humor for a serious relationship
    spankyouhard spankyouhard 56-60, M Apr 8

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    Im struggling. Just like I've always been. Ppl never are what they seem. I trust ppl an they all eventually turn on me. I take a huge risk letting them know a few things about my...
    AquilaAqua AquilaAqua 13-15, M 2 Responses Mar 29

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    HOLY HUMOUR A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!" His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the...
    valha11a valha11a 46-50, M 2 Responses Apr 10

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    Sometimes you have to find out for yourself. Sometimes you need to be told. Sometimes you never find the answer.
    Juri0902 Juri0902 31-35, F 18 hrs ago

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    I like raunchy humor, there's nothing like a good sex joke to get the party started.
    dirtydarkness dirtydarkness 26-30, F 4 Responses Mar 27

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    A teacher asked the children in her third year class "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny answered first " I want to start out as an SAS officer, go to the...
    Robert09 Robert09 61-65, M 2 Responses Mar 27

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    I have a morbid, inappropriate sense of humor... anyone else?
    sincerelysl sincerelysl 13-15, F 3 Responses Mar 28

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    I stopped believing today.... Journey is going to be so pissed when they find out!
    FabulousGirl FabulousGirl 31-35, F 1 Response Mar 28

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    you will always see me smiling. you will always hear me cracking jokes. you will always find me to be silly. meanwhile I am cracking and breaking on the inside.
    WhiteFoxTail WhiteFoxTail 26-30, F Mar 28

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    Humor is more important then you might believe. You can not spend your life so tightly would that you never enjoy your time with people. Smiling and laughing is important to...
    Yeahbaybey Yeahbaybey 46-50, F 3 Responses Mar 30

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    I always have to make ot hers laugh even at my own expense I make fun of myself because I've been made fun of all my life.How do I get out of this and find true Happiness
    mom4u4eversad mom4u4eversad 51-55, F 4 Responses Mar 30

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    I truly feel that a good sense of humor is very important to everyone. I believe people are so uptight these days from work, family, and other situations. We all need to relax...
    maryannelamb maryannelamb 46-50, F 3 Responses Mar 31

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    My job is so ******* unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is...
    AcousticAnne1 AcousticAnne1 26-30, F 6 Responses Apr 1

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    sometimes I feel bad for finding racist jokes funney.
    DPenrose28 DPenrose28 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 6

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    A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400...
    SamanthaJC SamanthaJC 13-15, F 3 Responses Apr 7

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    I was talking with my coworker and he was trying to find a gift for his wife's birthday...he said he might get her a 'coach' bag...I said I would help him out so I took a picture...
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 2 Responses Apr 9

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    I love a guy who can make me laugh, I appreciate humor and sarcasm. Make me laugh guys
    kayroxyoursox kayroxyoursox 26-30, F 9 Responses Apr 9

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    Are you a birdbrain? Have you ever used GPS? Many cars come equipped with it today, and you can get it on an iPhone or other mobile device. The problem is, sometimes GPS can lead...
    valha11a valha11a 46-50, M 2 Responses Apr 10

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    I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 76). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him...
    valha11a valha11a 46-50, M 3 Responses Apr 10

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