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I Find Comfort In Humor

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    Funny Kind Of Pain

    She came at night,                            explored my body,                                                    got on top of me...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 6 Responses Aug 6, 2011

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    Obviously!

    I love humor! It's awesome!
    savemesos savemesos 13-15, F Apr 28, 2012

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    I Left My Alcoholic Husband At The Hospital Today

    My current husband of about 2.5 years went to the hospital for a total knee replacement yesterday.   I had been planning to stay in the hospital with him but the day before the surgery he asked me not to.  I was concerned and my reaction wasn't exactly to say, "sure honey, I...
    Deanna410 Deanna410 51-55, F 1 Response Mar 3, 2011

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    What's That You Say...You're Sorry?

    All right. I may have lied to you and about you, and  made a few pronouncements a bit too sweeping, perhaps, and possibly forgotten to tag the bases here or there And damned your extravagance, and maligned your tastes, and libeled your relatives, and slandered a  few of your...
    Carissimi Carissimi 56-60, F 3 Responses Jan 19, 2012

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    Ohmmmmmmmmmm

    A Buddhist walks up to a Hot dog vendor and says.                                                                 ...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 4 Responses Jul 16, 2010

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    Have Some Fun^^

    Humor's cool. It can turn even the darkest day to a light, happy one. let's all get high on laughter=)
    mistyeyedlass mistyeyedlass 18-21, F Apr 5, 2009

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    It Helps to Relax.

    i love goofing around and telling jokes.it gives me so much joy to do that with the kids ,and their freinds.just to see a smile or two .to bad it dosen`t last forever.it is the best time of the day  to be able to play with them.
    ghostofmyself ghostofmyself 36-40 1 Response Apr 4, 2009

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    Carpe Diem

      A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. Oneday the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that she's lost. Wandering about, she notices a young...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 3 Responses Jul 21, 2010

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    I Do

    i find comfort in humor . laughing  or making jokes with my associates . it gives me strength to have a smile when i am so damn stressed out over something or at work.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 16, 2010

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    Beauty, But Nae Good Inna Fight Indeed...

    Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train.  His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut, and bruised, and he's walking with a limp.  'What happened to you?' asks Sean, the bartender.  'Michael O'Connor and me had a...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 12, 2011

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    Gene Weingarten

    I really enjoy reading Gene Weingarten articles. He's hilarious. Short humorous stories about life. A while back he wrote "The Feminine Mist' about dealing with women weeping. Now normally this would be a serious topic and he found a way to make it lighthearted. It began "When a...
    4vrUnique 4vrUnique 46-50 Jun 19, 2011

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    Little Girl On An Airplane,

    An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 1 Response Dec 9, 2012

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    Shoulda Bought the Hat!!!!

    >> An elderly couple, >> Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas. >> >> >> Bert always wanted a pair of authentic >> cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and >> wore them home. >> >>...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 6 Responses Jul 14, 2009

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    I think everything is funny.

    Even if is not . People look at me weird all the time. & I think that's funny too
    MoonBaby77 MoonBaby77 36-40, F 1 Response 20 hrs ago

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    Homeless Funeral

    Subject:  Homeless Man's Funeral      As a Bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 4 Responses Jun 12, 2010

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    Mental Health Hotline

    Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline...If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you suffer from paranoid...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 1 Response Dec 9, 2012

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    OddlyScintilating OddlyScintilating 46-50, M Jun 22

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    I Do

    Sometimes bitter humor is the only alternative to going nuts.
    Quadrophenic Quadrophenic 36-40, M Nov 17, 2008

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    The Silverware Drawer ...... And World Peace ...

    Yesterday I had company for dinner. I made sure all the needed silverware was already out ....... Because I was ashamed of ' THE DRAWER.'. Why? CRUMBS .....months worth of crumbs. So this morning I cleaned the abyss. RAH ! I USED to be SUSIE HOMEMAKER ..... But now, not so much...
    Kathieredart Kathieredart 56-60, F 7 Responses Apr 9, 2012

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    God Invented Whiskey So The Irish Wouldn't Rule The World N It Worked!

    An Irishman who had a little too much to drink was driving his wagon home from the city one night and, of course, he was weaving violently all over the road. A constable caught up with him and stopped him. 'So,' says the constable to the driver, 'where have ya been?'  'Why...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 12, 2011

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    The Snake Theory

    The Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations (AO) 1. Infantry: Snake smells them, leaves area. 2. Airborne: Lands on and kills the snake. 3. Armor: Runs over snake, laughs, and looks for more snakes...
    Koiponder Koiponder 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 13, 2009

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    An Irishman is walking along the beach one day, and he sees a bottle laying in the sand. He picks it up and starts to brush it off, and out pops a genie. The genie says, "Since...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Nov 25

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    Tired of having to balance his wife Cindy's checkbook, Mike made a deal with her; he would look at it, but only after she had spent a few hours trying to wrestle it into shape...
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    Once someone knows me really well, it becomes easier for them to understand me... especially when I joke or when I don't even try lol, but most people find me humorous after...
    MsShortiie MsShortiie 18-21, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    I'm comfortable with my sexuality.. Always have been. I love woman.. I remember when I was younger I look at naked guy and naked girl. I said ok which one got me excited well, the...
    horneybear79912 horneybear79912 36-40, M 4 hrs ago

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    I can find humor in the silliest of places! I also think its necessary for some situations... Even bad ones at times and with the right people.
    YouKnowItMakesSense YouKnowItMakesSense 31-35, M 2 Responses Nov 20

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    A good sense of humor is very important. I find a guy 10x more attractive if they can make me laugh :)
    AlexisH94 AlexisH94 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    My sense of humor seems to range from bizarre to downright terrifying. As odd as it sounds, I find pooping in odd locations (while skydiving, in a mud bath at a spa, while scaling...
    beatingdepression beatingdepression 22-25, M 3 days ago

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    Well you see I try to see humor in bad situations. Not all the time. I know when it's time to take things serious. But if you know anything about me you know that I'm a bit of a...
    Raptax231 Raptax231 18-21, M 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    5 rules to remember in life: 1. Money cannot buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastards name...
    Rinkika Rinkika 22-25, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I've been wearing female knickers for about 5 years - Simply for comfort. Since I was a kid I have always liked my bits kept tucked up. I used to regularly "rearrange" things to...
    inoddplaces inoddplaces 41-45, M 3 days ago

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    I like to consider myself a normal guy with no real special habits that may put me in any situations that may be seen as conniving. But at times in my life I find that I end up in...
    onewhosupplants onewhosupplants 22-25, M 12 hrs ago

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    November 29. Step Twelve. The Twelfth Step says that having had a spiritual awakening, we try to carry this message to others. Our message is one of hope, love, comfort, health...
    zeeva70 zeeva70 41-45, F Nov 29

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    November 29. Step Twelve. The Twelfth Step says that having had a spiritual awakening, we try to carry this message to others. Our message is one of hope, love, comfort, health...
    zeeva70 zeeva70 41-45, F Nov 29

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    When I hang around my two friends offline(whom are currently my only two friends) the guy gets more of my humor than her. They're dating and I truly enjoy the company. They're both...
    Sacryfice Sacryfice 26-30, F 1 day ago

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    (Video not playable, so I just write down the lyrics.) "It's My Turn" I can't cover up my feelings In the name of love Or play it safe For a while that was easy And if living for...
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 5 Responses Dec 1

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    I saw this funny story on Facebook a few minutes ago, and I thought I'd share it here. A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible...
    AgentSickler AgentSickler 18-21, M Dec 4

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    When Bill Gates died, he went up to Heaven, where Saint Peter showed him to his house; a beautiful 20 room house, with grounds and a tennis court. Bill Gates was pleased, and spent...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 5 Responses Nov 20

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    Hard to find anything in common with someone without these qualities.
    silentwellofsorrow silentwellofsorrow 41-45, F Nov 22

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    I half asleep in bed and I come across a group called "I want to create an ***-hole hall of fame".I thought "Wait, is this a group referring to d-bag people they hate or is this...
    LOMD LOMD 31-35, M 3 Responses Nov 22

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    Why'd hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill. My wierd humor.
    incrediblelife1011 incrediblelife1011 16-17, F 5 Responses Nov 22

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    most people thinks if you have a pretty face , you dont have a sense humor. thats like so pathetic ..
    PinkLipstick00 PinkLipstick00 18-21, F 3 Responses Nov 23

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    So about an hour ago, this guy called me a succubus in the middle of class because of the black mini and fishnet stockings Im wearing today (only because I'm going to surprise...
    HeyyMrsCarter HeyyMrsCarter 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 24

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    I'm sorry but this was perfect for my inappropriate sense of humor.
    forbidden67 forbidden67 46-50, F 2 Responses Nov 24

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    I think I have the opposite of beer goggles...I have sober goggles. It seems like the more I drink, the pickier I get, at least in the area of finding women attractive. Damn liquor...
    purposebuilt purposebuilt 22-25, M Nov 25

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    My ideal soulmate - Green/blue eyes. Age 23-25. Shorter than 5'7. Listens to A Day To Remember and related artists. Has a short, scruffy beard. Is in touch with his emotions, but...
    Bshsjsj Bshsjsj 22-25, F 3 Responses Nov 26

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    Because I'm generous, I though I'd share a story of one of my misfortunes. So a few months ago I went to my friend, Stefanie's house and went to use the loo. When I finished using...
    Gemz2411 Gemz2411 18-21, F 3 Responses Nov 29

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    my cat Gary AKA Bomb Chucker Cretin The Antichrist Diced Mango Spanner /Spanner Head Terrorista (terrorist in Italian) Thing Gaz Mania Gazza PM Gary (prime minister Gary-he has...
    nodkat nodkat 26-30, F 1 Response Nov 30