The comedian Pablo Francisco does some great jokes about how old people talk dirty. They are from his fantastic show called bits and pieces, you HAVE to watch it on youtube or something.
"When the younger generation are humping they say things like "Take that you...
Anyone that has never laughed during sex is doing something wrong.. And I love talking about it, I love hearing different names for the body parts and the actions.. I could talk or listen to it all night long and laugh until I cry... sex is funny... and good.
Yes, it is that time of day again when the side of me with the funny bone that crosses that line.
I did not make any of these up. You can even find this list and more on the net. Bob and Tom Show turned me on to these. Some of them are just not right.
Getting it on
The beast with two backs
Making baby gravy
The Horizontal Mambo
Wam Bam, Thank you Ma'am
Doing the Nasty