I Find It Hilarious When People Don't Believe In Dinosaurs

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    Get With The Times...hahaha

    Okay, people who deny dinosaurs existed are just ignorant. I just found this on Yahoo! Answers: "The verses where people scoff at believers saying "where is your God?". What's this evidence you speak of? You must be referring to the fossil record that has done nothing but shoot...
    lonelygal17 lonelygal17
    18-21, F
    6 Responses Mar 31, 2011

    DilophosaurusYou killed Newman!

    So you might not actually be able to shoot poisonous venom or have a crazy neck flaps like in Jurassic Park, but you do have two pretty crests on your head. You’re fast so you can catch your next meal and you have a reputation for being a little vicious, but that just...
    CravenMoorhead CravenMoorhead
    26-30, M
    1 Response Jul 23, 2015

    And Those Other Fundies...

    that will at least admit that Dinosaurs exist but think they coexisted with man.  Despite all the evidence towards the contrary.  You cannot rationalize with irrational people.  Just like you cannot rationalize with a two year old.
    NoGodsNoMasters NoGodsNoMasters
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Aug 26, 2009

    For which there is clear evidence.

    Yet they believe In a deity. For which there is none!
    picklebobble picklebobble
    51-55, M
    2 Responses Jul 7, 2014

    So....

    ... what did all those giant skeletons belong to?
    SpiritOfTheRabbit SpiritOfTheRabbit
    31-35, F
    6 Responses Apr 1, 2010

    Bill Hicks-dinosaurs

    This is so true with regards to the creationists and their views with regards to Dinosaurs.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Feb 6, 2013

    Not necessarily hilarious,

    but entertaining. People can be so stupid.
    Genexus Genexus
    16-17, F
    1 Response Sep 8, 2015
    Zurea Zurea
    26-30, T
    Sep 8, 2015

    I Wonder...

    ...how many of the people out there that don't believe in dinosaurs choose instead to believe in unicorns and leprechauns.     BTW, great logo for this group. One of the few "bumper stickers" that actually makes me smile when I see it on the back of a car!
    Tuva Tuva
    31-35, M
    4 Responses Apr 5, 2010

    My Mother Is One Of Them.

    I was quite astounded to hear that dinsaurs were some sort of test of faith. God sure works in mysterious ways, right? I've learned a lot about my mom that day.
    BubbleWrap181 BubbleWrap181
    26-30, F
    5 Responses Jul 7, 2010

    I Taught A Boy Who Said...

    I work in a school and was currently in a religious education lesson with a class of 11 year olds. We found ourselves on the topic of dinosaurs when one boy just HAD to bring it up only to deny venemetly that they existed, I quote; "nah, I don't believe in dinosaurs" as the...
    Thingybobby Thingybobby
    26-30, F
    Aug 3, 2010

    why don't  ghost hunters ever capture the

    soughing or breathiness of dinosaurs if all life lingers after death?
    miimii0069 miimii0069
    26-30, F
    5 Responses Sep 9, 2015

    I volunteer at a natural history museum

    and have officially only talked to one person who believed in Creationism there. Why he was there at all I have no idea, but actually there was mutual a sense of respect between the both of us. Nonetheless, one should realize that 5000 years ago and dinosaurs do not go together...
    asert12345678 asert12345678
    31-35, M
    Jul 23, 2015

    Ha!

      Wassat then? A squirrel?     
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    14 Responses Aug 3, 2009

    I Have Experience With People Like That.

    Want to really blow their minds?  Tell them that birds are dinosaurs. Yeah, I grew up in a Christian home, and I distinctly remember a Christian radio show on KTIS when I was a kid that tried to argue against carbon dating, that said that there was no way a dinosaur...
    scuzzi scuzzi
    46-50, M
    1 Response Apr 5, 2010
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jun 22, 2014

    Come On...

    Really, folks?... REALLY?! I dunno whether to laugh or shake my head in disappointment at those folks.
    drcynic drcynic
    26-30, M
    19 Responses Aug 2, 2009

    I got: Velociraptor..

    .... (yay!!!) Hollywood loves you! Also, you’re frightening. Not only do you have death teeth, you’re the size of a turkey and have sickle claws on your hind feet to slash your prey. Even though your feathers don’t help you fly, you’re even wilier than Wile E. Coyote...
    SvveetKiester SvveetKiester
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Jul 22, 2015

    I'm Sure It's Been Said Before

    but especially when they drive motor vehicles or use any sort of machinery - a product of these dinosaur's deaths went into it, you use it daily. It's that part that make's it funny. Otherwise it's just sad. I'm okay with people having different beliefs, but ones that are so...
    SofiaGrowsFlowers SofiaGrowsFlowers
    22-25, T
    Nov 16, 2013

    I mean come on their bones are in Museiums

    and the ground. It has to be Hilarious because their bones are right there.
    Maybeincubus Maybeincubus
    26-30, M
    1 Response Jun 27, 2015

    Really?

    This is true? I have never heard of this before but it did make me giggle. Get out! Dinosaur deniers? Is there like an Ernst Zundel of the dinosaur set? Maybe they have these secret meetings in grey hoodies - going around the world, spreading dinosaur hate literature to the...
    DeepForest DeepForest
    46-50
    6 Responses Nov 2, 2010
    diezelB327 diezelB327
    22-25, M
    3 Responses Sep 9, 2015

    Yup :) it would be hilarious

    if someone said that Dinosaur bones were merely Gods sense of humour. Created just as bones . We know that the evolutionary process has changed our world over eons of time . This process has not finished . Nor will it ever finish .
    Homejames Homejames
    51-55, M
    May 17, 2015

    My aunt does not believe in Dinosaurs!

    ! She thinks that they were made up and the bones are all man made! Lol! It boggles my mind!
    wheelsxoxo wheelsxoxo
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jul 7, 2014

    I Don't Understand Why!?

    We have fossilized remains and bone structures of dinosaurs in museums and even other fossilized stuff too that are amazing. I went to a museum once where that had fossilized dinosaur poop in a jar. It had hardened into solid like clay!I don't get it. How can people not believe...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Apr 19, 2011

    4000 Years

    or something like that is how old the earth is lol carbon dating and all the other types of dating are all wrong and only work up to 4000 years or so those big bones people find in the ground are elephant and whale bones every animal was created at the same time there are...
    ilikethebeatles ilikethebeatles
    16-17, M
    Mar 15, 2010
    RawrDinosRReal RawrDinosRReal
    36-40
    Mar 3, 2011
    RawrDinosRReal RawrDinosRReal
    36-40
    4 Responses Mar 3, 2011

    I do believe in Dinosaurs,

    as I work with some. They are so old they fart dust!
    BankofDad BankofDad
    36-40, M
    Mar 3, 2014
    Ytrewq101 Ytrewq101
    31-35, F
    Sep 8, 2015

    I Find It Hilarious, Histarical, Hateful

    Just the thought of all these stories of things that no one really believes in,,,so why do they keep saying the lies,,,belief like stanta clause,,,well he may not exsist for most of this sad displaced people wondering around trying to prove everything they say,,,that is funny...
    maryomaga3 maryomaga3
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Nov 9, 2009

    I still think there are dinosaurs on this earth.

    I have an open mind & with the government keep a lot of things a secret I wouldn't be surprise if unbeknownst to us that there are some running around. I can't wait for Jurassic Park 4 to come out next summer
    DaCreativeChild DaCreativeChild
    22-25, F
    1 Response Nov 27, 2014

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