I Find Myself In Odd Situations By Accident

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    Ooops!

    i am a very friendly and talk to any one. so i was in line at the store, and it was taking forever. i turned around and started chatting with the young lady behind me. attractive and well endowed, she had a child with her of mybe 4 or 5 years old. so as we are chatting i...
    Devilonyashoulda Devilonyashoulda
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Apr 27, 2012

    The Clinch Valley College Wiffle Ball League

    as some of you may know, i was kind of a wild youth.but even more dangerous, i was creative and smart.and that is where the Clinch Valley College Wiffle Ball League got its start.i had to start college late due to some family issues and so was a 21 year old freshman.and the...
    Devilonyashoulda Devilonyashoulda
    46-50, M
    1 Response May 20, 2012

    Asshats

    i guess some of my stories might be hard to believe, which is why i have them in this particular group. but yes they are all true. what i have written here so far is just a fraction of the wierd and odd things that i see, get caught up in or have been involved in in my life. so...
    Devilonyashoulda Devilonyashoulda
    46-50, M
    Apr 28, 2012

    Red, White And Blue Vw And The Rock Star.

    way back in the late 80's, before the internet and cell phones we actually had to go out to meet people and do things. this story is about how a red, white and blue vw minicamper led to a great weekend. my friend JR had gotten this old classic, and spent weeks trying to fix it...
    Devilonyashoulda Devilonyashoulda
    46-50, M
    1 Response Feb 28, 2012

    The Elvis Impersonator And The Sunday School Teacher

    how should i begin? i drank allot and smoked allot, and at this particular time i was in the middle of a summer long party it took me years to remember. My friend, Rob had just come into some money, $200,000.00 to be precise. At that time or at anytime really, a whole lot of...
    Devilonyashoulda Devilonyashoulda
    46-50, M
    Apr 26, 2012

    Floating

    the summer before my junior year i decided i was goin to flaot down the river all the way to the lake. it was the 80's and all my friends had gone out of town for vacation or whateverand there just was not much to do to entertain myself. i didn't have a boat or a canoe or even a...
    Devilonyashoulda Devilonyashoulda
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Mar 17, 2012

    I Certainly Do

    I always seem to be either be put, or put myself in weird situations. Like say, staring at all the girls and commenting on their bodies and how I like my girls to my good friend Christina (whom I secretly have a crush on, awkward lol!).
    TheSimpsons8 TheSimpsons8
    18-21, F
    1 Response Oct 12, 2012

    Two Fer...

    i have always been a strong supporter of women's rights, thanks to my mom, who was a liberated flower child herself. and i have always done what i can to nuture and protect humanities better half. that is untill i found out that women were not really much better than guys most of...
    Devilonyashoulda Devilonyashoulda
    46-50, M
    Mar 16, 2012

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