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I Find Myself In Odd Situations By Accident

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 74 People

    The Elvis Impersonator And The Sunday School Teacher

    how should i begin? i drank allot and smoked allot, and at this particular time i was in the middle of a summer long party it took me years to remember. My friend, Rob had just come into some money, $200,000.00 to be precise. At that time or at anytime really, a whole lot of...
    Devilonyashoulda Devilonyashoulda 46-50, M Apr 26, 2012

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    The Clinch Valley College Wiffle Ball League

    as some of you may know, i was kind of a wild youth.but even more dangerous, i was creative and smart.and that is where the Clinch Valley College Wiffle Ball League got its start.i had to start college late due to some family issues and so was a 21 year old freshman.and the...
    Devilonyashoulda Devilonyashoulda 46-50, M 1 Response May 20, 2012

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    Ooops!

    i am a very friendly and talk to any one. so i was in line at the store, and it was taking forever. i turned around and started chatting with the young lady behind me. attractive and well endowed, she had a child with her of mybe 4 or 5 years old. so as we are chatting i...
    Devilonyashoulda Devilonyashoulda 46-50, M 2 Responses Apr 27, 2012

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    Floating

    the summer before my junior year i decided i was goin to flaot down the river all the way to the lake. it was the 80's and all my friends had gone out of town for vacation or whateverand there just was not much to do to entertain myself. i didn't have a boat or a canoe or even a...
    Devilonyashoulda Devilonyashoulda 46-50, M 2 Responses Mar 17, 2012

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    Asshats

    i guess some of my stories might be hard to believe, which is why i have them in this particular group. but yes they are all true. what i have written here so far is just a fraction of the wierd and odd things that i see, get caught up in or have been involved in in my life. so...
    Devilonyashoulda Devilonyashoulda 46-50, M Apr 28, 2012

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    Red, White And Blue Vw And The Rock Star.

    way back in the late 80's, before the internet and cell phones we actually had to go out to meet people and do things. this story is about how a red, white and blue vw minicamper led to a great weekend. my friend JR had gotten this old classic, and spent weeks trying to fix it...
    Devilonyashoulda Devilonyashoulda 46-50, M 1 Response Feb 28, 2012

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    Two Fer...

    i have always been a strong supporter of women's rights, thanks to my mom, who was a liberated flower child herself. and i have always done what i can to nuture and protect humanities better half. that is untill i found out that women were not really much better than guys most of...
    Devilonyashoulda Devilonyashoulda 46-50, M Mar 16, 2012

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    I Certainly Do

    I always seem to be either be put, or put myself in weird situations. Like say, staring at all the girls and commenting on their bodies and how I like my girls to my good friend Christina (whom I secretly have a crush on, awkward lol!).
    TheSimpsons8 TheSimpsons8 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 12, 2012

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    I am considering the idea, > Write down how you feel about your whole life,bad memories,pictures of people who give you bad memories.and put them in a box, write bad memories on it...
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    (..close enough.) I realized that I'm kind of a hormone junkie. That's all I wanted to say.
    junedew junedew 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    When you don't know where you belong ... When nothing seems to matter .. I'm the one whose holding on ...
    greendragon7 greendragon7 26-30, M 1 day ago

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    I'm here again tonight, just when i thought i should have by now feeling more better about myself after the short escape from the hermit shell i've been self-confined in - I'm not...
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    SophisticatedPsychopath SophisticatedPsychopath 22-25, F May 26

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    I had a good morning today and yes, I hate waking up because it's cold outside of the bed, but I was okay. I actually spent time with my mum and talked to her and went shopping...
    TunedOut TunedOut 16-17, F 2 Responses May 3

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    I often find myself feeling more like an "observer" of the human race than a participate. Like I am watching people go about their daily lives and it all seems very animalistic, or...
    AwkwardJester AwkwardJester 22-25, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I am a 20 year old from London who studies Performance at University, which is about to end in a week. After that ill be off to America for five months working and experiencing new...
    Amyflorence Amyflorence 18-21, F 1 Response May 4

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    I´m just starting to learn to lose myself...and he, he is just learning to find myself...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 31-35, F 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    I know I'm young but I feel like I could be so much of a better person if it wasn't for my depression and PTSD. They make life hard, and I find myself lashing out at people I love...
    LostInElizabeth LostInElizabeth 16-17, F 6 Responses 1 day ago

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    I seem to find myself at this place quite often . Questioning others real intent . Questioning everything about everyone . My lack of trust in others prevents me in making any real...
    chernobylplayground chernobylplayground 36-40, F 11 Responses May 18

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    Yes I had day wetting accidents was soaked no fun my pants were
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    well i dont have a choice :< i need to be loved :/ my parents are always so busy also were an extended family already.i live alone and for some reason i dont really fit in and i...
    lemonexpress lemonexpress 18-21, F 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    I have accidentally exposed myself naked twice. One time i was water skiing at the lake with some friends. My guy friend was driving and the four girls were watching me. Next...
    swimguy0812 swimguy0812 22-25, M 4 Responses May 24

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    Recipe for a struggling soul... First take your tales and throw them to the sky About everything you think has made or makes you…you Let it be absorbed by the blue air  To...
    Faerylight Faerylight 41-45, F 3 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    That is the feel or vibe often.. My father has worked some jobs, but has had the same farm since he was 25, now 65. My mother only had 1-2, none of which really were real jobs or...
    mirkwood86 mirkwood86 26-30, M 1 Response May 17

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    Just over a year ago I was involved in a serious motorcycle accident whilst riding with my best friend. Following him, I made a mistake and highsided the bike at around 100km/h...
    onegap onegap 18-21, M May 25

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    I'm ending a lot of relationships that aren't mutually beneficial, in order to collect my energy together and create space for something new to grow within. Something new as in...
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    When I was about 12 it was my chore to walk my dog and it still is today. One night when I gave us a long one I eventually needed to pee. I knew the community very well so I knew...
    gwebb17 gwebb17 13-15, M 1 Response May 3

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    Today wile walking barefoot down the street three strange men offered to let me into their apartment. They didn't seem too scary, the oldest couldn't have been older than 21, so I...
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    So I was in a skype call with one of my friends who happens to be bi and two of his friends. They where talking about stuff and one of them said, "That sounds a bit gay though." My...
    DarthVesta DarthVesta 16-17, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    my mother was adopted and died when I was at the age 9. she was a Libra like me and I wish I coulsve known more about her but I was too young... I dream of her a lot but she's...
    Samxpresley Samxpresley 16-17 May 8

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    At age 14, I had spent nearly two years undergoing what was then called petticoat punishment. Through a combination of spankings and forcing me to wear girls clothes, my mother was...
    prissypanties prissypanties 51-55, M 8 Responses May 18

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    All situations really, I was hit by a car and just made jokes and stupid comments :p
    Lahaynes14 Lahaynes14 22-25, M 1 Response May 22

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    I was twelve when I received an invitation to an all boy halloween party. At the time, my mother had been using petticoat punishment on me for a few weeks. Nothing drastic, mostly...
    prissypanties prissypanties 51-55, M 3 Responses 1 day ago

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