Thank you Goliath!
I am an engineer.
An engineer dies and goes to hell. After a while, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in there and starts designing and building...
[Star This Message] RE: You're invited to EP's St. Patrick's Day Party!
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EPSupport - 26-30 years old
EPSupport Mar 13, 2012 7:29 PM
In celebration of Saint Patrick's Day and as a thank you to our community members, we will be hosting our first EP...
Xmas in Zenville is awkward to say the least. There's always a fight. There's always some child biting random people and of course we have my drunk uncle that always tops me in drunken antics. Which i shouldnt complain about because sitting in the same room with him, no one...
Let go. Live. Love. And for fecks sake laugh as much as you can.
It's all a ride and if you dont believe me then listen to Mr. Hicks. He wasnt just funny, he was also damn brilliant.
And **** you if you dont agree.
Im gonna tell yall about my babeh. He's in his second year of college and he's studying to be a Psychologist. While im aware that he isnt a baby anymore i cant help but look at him and still remember when i used to babysit him.
He's sitting there telling me how stressed he is...
There are two things that can **** off a new yorker:
#1- People that walk too slow at any given time of day
#2- When the train just decides to stop running
Today- the train just decided to do just that. Due to some fire in some train station- things came to a halt. My train...
Clau1952 Feb 6, 2013 6:16 AM
May the peace of God Almighty be with you.
I am Claudine from France, I would like to share something very important with you.
Hope to hear from you.
Please forgive my intrusion to your privacy.
You are blessed...
Yeah i said it- i said SODA!
you try working at a law firm and cut down on cigs and then tell ME i cant have soda! Try it! I dare u!
Im super professional today. Am knocking down that dreaded "to do" list all while wearing sneakers.
And have been laughing non stop at this...
I figure that i should just get this outta the way now. On August 1st i shall make 3 years in the lovely land we call EP. Coincidentally, I turn 31 on the 31st. Which kinda bothers me- but, whatever.
Why am i still here? Who in feck knows.
I got an awesome gift today. A call from...
I will spare you lot the details of the convo.
"Just tell the world to **** off and take care of you lil one"
Best advice I've heard so far.
Somewhere along the way, i forgot to take care of me. Cuppa just reminded me. That's what makes you realize who actually cares about you...
I sometimes wonder why certain people just add me without speaking to me or reading any of my stories. Im pretty sure ive stated this time and time again- if you argue with someone in my circle im not choosing a side. Ive also stated that i should not be expected to explain why...
Yooo hooo - Wanted to wish you a wonderfully happy and awesome birthday, and a year ahead of all things that are fantastic:).We have been friends for a long time, and you have always been there to listen, to help, to have my back - regardless of the situation.Often times, you...
My niece is scared of this guy. I think he's cute. All orange and hairy. <3 i want him as a pet. Just like i want that anon hater as a pet. Im gonna trap you and keep you in a cutesy lil cage; feed you nothing but gummi bears and bacon.
almost. Almost victorious.
Brick Pollitt: What is the victory of a cat on a hot tin roof?
Margaret "Maggie" Pollitt: Just staying on it I guess, long as she can.
Sucker love is heaven sent.
You pucker up, our passion's spent.
My hearts a tart, your body's rent.
My body's broken...
Dearest EP Mingers......errrr, no EP Members?.....yes, EP Members,
Let me tell you a bit about EP Admin. You know that cutesy little group you all post on? The one titled "I want to Improve EP"? ....Come on! The one im not allowed to post on anymore? ...... Yeah that one- yeah...
Overly Cheery Office Mate: "You're going to the party right?"
Me: " *blinks* ...............noh"
Overly Cheery Office Mate: "awwww....its going to be so much fun tho!"
^^^^^^What is with everyone and these damn holiday office parties? Why is this such an exciting event? Dont we...
Rest in Peace Mak..............jeebus, i wish i knew what song you liked. and i wish i had been a better friend to you. and i hate cancer. like more than anything. war i can understand. Cancer is just a bit too much.
i dont like crying.
and this will be short cause i dont very...
Ok............ im back.
How does one explain how in feck i got an absurd amount of fans while "edie" was away?
whatever. i missed u lot. ayeeeeeee poor "mona".
Be well darlings. And happy Springtime to you.
Last night- i changed my name. Ohhhh yea, the Lush no longer. Why? I've got my reasons. The term "Lush" means many things. The reason i chose the Lush name just means one thing= drunk girlie.
Today, i was doing my usual Tuesday thing- reading the New York Times magazine and what...
What he said: Don't go changing, to try and please meYou never let me down beforeDon't imagine you're too familiarAnd I don't see you anymoreI wouldn't leave you in times of troubleWe never could have come this farI took the good times, I'll take the bad timesI'll take you just...
And so ...........i was all mad at men right? cause i hate them at this point...... well, i dont hate them but, just dislike most people strongly. ESPECIALLY my neighbor that is interrupting my movie brain storming night with his disgusting display of butt hurtness with...
I was going to post this in the Useless Advice group but, i cant be bothered to find it at this point. Yes, it is indeed not even 4pm here and im tipsy. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!
If you're having a bad day, smoke some pot. Really. Its lovely. And stuff like this is hilarious for no...
And so, of course being all professional takes some work. Some of that work includes making your office mate (cool arse chichis) and your new boss guy (boss chap) laugh with completely inappropriate bullshit.
We're drawing to a close
I just can't get away
the curtain's falling so...
I guess this is adios,
the credits just may be
the sweetest part of
all this tangled mess
all the things we've said
I've made up my mind, made up my mind
I can't live I can't breathe
if you're too near...
You ever walk into the room and your mom/dad looks up at you and says "what are you looking for?" or "what do you want?"
That's my dad today. I immediately felt unwanted and reverted back to being a child- all doe eyed- sad faced and stuff.
And then I remembered...
I do NOT do indirect stories.
If i write something that is directed at YOU, i will name you.
If i comment something that you "think" it's for you? Then that means, you need to stop taking shots and put that bong down, cause i will let you know it's for you.
I have not asked you...
Dear Ediez,I didnt really know you well..... but i just wanted you to know..... there is a part of this green and pleasent land, (eg my head), where you are thought of fondly, and you still raise cheer.It was only yesterday, in the Pokemon advert breaks, that you (with stealth...
I dont like xmas. I dont like the music. I dont like the commercialism. I dont like pervs dressed up as Santa asking me to sit on their lap but, i do like this song. And It's Cossy's favorite holiday song.
So, here's to Cossy and Nunyeh, here's to our awesome troops, here's to...
My niece, my pretty lil princess, just turned 7. She's this amazing lil thing that makes me smile. She has such potential to be an artist. She can draw way better than me (yes, many a weekend spent comparing drawings with her).
My talented one has just discovered...
thank you guys that have well, peed yourself at the thought of me being gone. And thank you anonymous poster that was sooooooooo happy that i was suspended.
Now on to business (before i get to bed to sleep for my actual job):
Ahem, Arsi, i cant very well take down the stories...