We're drawing to a close
I just can't get away
the curtain's falling so...
I guess this is adios,
the credits just may be
the sweetest part of
all this tangled mess
all the things we've said
I've made up my mind, made up my mind
I can't live I can't breathe
if you're too near...
I dont like xmas. I dont like the music. I dont like the commercialism. I dont like pervs dressed up as Santa asking me to sit on their lap but, i do like this song. And It's Cossy's favorite holiday song.
So, here's to Cossy and Nunyeh, here's to our awesome troops, here's to...
I figure that i should just get this outta the way now. On August 1st i shall make 3 years in the lovely land we call EP. Coincidentally, I turn 31 on the 31st. Which kinda bothers me- but, whatever.
Why am i still here? Who in feck knows.
I got an awesome gift today. A call from...
I sometimes wonder why certain people just add me without speaking to me or reading any of my stories. Im pretty sure ive stated this time and time again- if you argue with someone in my circle im not choosing a side. Ive also stated that i should not be expected to explain why...
Thank you Goliath!
I am an engineer.
An engineer dies and goes to hell. After a while, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in there and starts designing and building...
I do NOT do indirect stories.
If i write something that is directed at YOU, i will name you.
If i comment something that you "think" it's for you? Then that means, you need to stop taking shots and put that bong down, cause i will let you know it's for you.
I have not asked you...
I was going to post this in the Useless Advice group but, i cant be bothered to find it at this point. Yes, it is indeed not even 4pm here and im tipsy. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!
If you're having a bad day, smoke some pot. Really. Its lovely. And stuff like this is hilarious for no...
Yeah i said it- i said SODA!
you try working at a law firm and cut down on cigs and then tell ME i cant have soda! Try it! I dare u!
Im super professional today. Am knocking down that dreaded "to do" list all while wearing sneakers.
And have been laughing non stop at this...
Yooo hooo - Wanted to wish you a wonderfully happy and awesome birthday, and a year ahead of all things that are fantastic:).We have been friends for a long time, and you have always been there to listen, to help, to have my back - regardless of the situation.Often times, you...
"The quarter-life crisis occurs shortly after a young person enters the "real world". Erik H. Erikson, who proposed eight crises that humans face during their development, proposed the existence of a life crisis occurring at this age. The conflict he associated with young...
Clau1952 Feb 6, 2013 6:16 AM
May the peace of God Almighty be with you.
I am Claudine from France, I would like to share something very important with you.
Hope to hear from you.
Please forgive my intrusion to your privacy.
You are blessed...
Ok............ im back.
How does one explain how in feck i got an absurd amount of fans while "edie" was away?
whatever. i missed u lot. ayeeeeeee poor "mona".
Be well darlings. And happy Springtime to you.
Xmas in Zenville is awkward to say the least. There's always a fight. There's always some child biting random people and of course we have my drunk uncle that always tops me in drunken antics. Which i shouldnt complain about because sitting in the same room with him, no one...
Dearest EP Mingers......errrr, no EP Members?.....yes, EP Members,
Let me tell you a bit about EP Admin. You know that cutesy little group you all post on? The one titled "I want to Improve EP"? ....Come on! The one im not allowed to post on anymore? ...... Yeah that one- yeah...
Dear Ediez,I didnt really know you well..... but i just wanted you to know..... there is a part of this green and pleasent land, (eg my head), where you are thought of fondly, and you still raise cheer.It was only yesterday, in the Pokemon advert breaks, that you (with stealth...
Rest in Peace Mak..............jeebus, i wish i knew what song you liked. and i wish i had been a better friend to you. and i hate cancer. like more than anything. war i can understand. Cancer is just a bit too much.
i dont like crying.
and this will be short cause i dont very...
Overly Cheery Office Mate: "You're going to the party right?"
Me: " *blinks* ...............noh"
Overly Cheery Office Mate: "awwww....its going to be so much fun tho!"
^^^^^^What is with everyone and these damn holiday office parties? Why is this such an exciting event? Dont we...
Last night- i changed my name. Ohhhh yea, the Lush no longer. Why? I've got my reasons. The term "Lush" means many things. The reason i chose the Lush name just means one thing= drunk girlie.
Today, i was doing my usual Tuesday thing- reading the New York Times magazine and what...
There are two things that can **** off a new yorker:
#1- People that walk too slow at any given time of day
#2- When the train just decides to stop running
Today- the train just decided to do just that. Due to some fire in some train station- things came to a halt. My train...
And so, of course being all professional takes some work. Some of that work includes making your office mate (cool arse chichis) and your new boss guy (boss chap) laugh with completely inappropriate bullshit.
And so ...........i was all mad at men right? cause i hate them at this point...... well, i dont hate them but, just dislike most people strongly. ESPECIALLY my neighbor that is interrupting my movie brain storming night with his disgusting display of butt hurtness with...
almost. Almost victorious.
Brick Pollitt: What is the victory of a cat on a hot tin roof?
Margaret "Maggie" Pollitt: Just staying on it I guess, long as she can.
Sucker love is heaven sent.
You pucker up, our passion's spent.
My hearts a tart, your body's rent.
My body's broken...
My niece is scared of this guy. I think he's cute. All orange and hairy. <3 i want him as a pet. Just like i want that anon hater as a pet. Im gonna trap you and keep you in a cutesy lil cage; feed you nothing but gummi bears and bacon.
I will spare you lot the details of the convo.
"Just tell the world to **** off and take care of you lil one"
Best advice I've heard so far.
Somewhere along the way, i forgot to take care of me. Cuppa just reminded me. That's what makes you realize who actually cares about you...
[Star This Message] RE: You're invited to EP's St. Patrick's Day Party!
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EPSupport Mar 13, 2012 7:29 PM
In celebration of Saint Patrick's Day and as a thank you to our community members, we will be hosting our first EP...