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    Its Kinda Like This

    But so much worse ... I have absolutely no feelings of pride...it should be animal cruelty.
    Vivagalore Vivagalore 31-35, F 5 Responses May 17, 2013

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    Victory?

    almost. Almost victorious. Brick Pollitt: What is the victory of a cat on a hot tin roof? Margaret "Maggie" Pollitt: Just staying on it I guess, long as she can. Sucker love is heaven sent. You pucker up, our passion's spent. My hearts a tart, your body's rent. My body's broken...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F May 4, 2013

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    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 7 Responses May 18, 2013

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    These Matches Are Disappointing Me!

    And so ...........i was all mad at men right? cause i hate them at this point...... well, i dont hate them but, just dislike most people strongly. ESPECIALLY my neighbor that is interrupting my movie brain storming night with his disgusting display of butt hurtness with...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 71 Responses Jun 16, 2012

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    Ain't Nobody

    Public Library
    Vivagalore Vivagalore 31-35, F 2 Responses Jan 15, 2013

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    It's Just A Ride

    Let go. Live. Love. And for fecks sake laugh as much as you can. It's all a ride and if you dont believe me then listen to Mr. Hicks. He wasnt just funny, he was also damn brilliant. And **** you if you dont agree.
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 19 Responses Apr 27, 2012

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    Xmas

    Xmas in Zenville is awkward to say the least. There's always a fight. There's always some child biting random people and of course we have my drunk uncle that always tops me in drunken antics. Which i shouldnt complain about because sitting in the same room with him, no one...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 12 Responses Dec 25, 2012

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    *adjust Glasses*

    Dearest EP Mingers......errrr, no EP Members?.....yes, EP Members, Let me tell you a bit about EP Admin. You know that cutesy little group you all post on? The one titled "I want to Improve EP"? ....Come on! The one im not allowed to post on anymore? ...... Yeah that one- yeah...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 10 Responses Mar 30, 2012

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    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 1 Response Apr 22, 2013

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    Happy Birthday!

    Yooo hooo - Wanted to wish you a wonderfully happy and awesome birthday, and a year ahead of all things that are fantastic:).We have been friends for a long time, and you have always been there to listen, to help, to have my back - regardless of the situation.Often times, you...
    Melody063 Melody063 51-55, F 1 Response Jul 31, 2013

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    I Know A Secret...

    Shhh! Don't tell, but someone has a fetish for pans. I won't say who, but if I couldn't do this anonymously she would kill me
    Jan 28, 2013

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    Beercules

    I love this man
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 3 Responses Nov 17, 2012

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    Angry New Yorkers

    There are two things that can **** off a new yorker: #1- People that walk too slow at any given time of day #2- When the train just decides to stop running Today- the train just decided to do just that. Due to some fire in some train station- things came to a halt. My train...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 7 Responses Aug 14, 2012

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    Pissy Troll

    My niece is scared of this guy. I think he's cute. All orange and hairy. <3 i want him as a pet. Just like i want that anon hater as a pet. Im gonna trap you and keep you in a cutesy lil cage; feed you nothing but gummi bears and bacon. *sings along*
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 12 Responses Jun 30, 2012

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    Awww Groovi......

    *smirks* Where did your profile go?
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 8 Responses Jul 14, 2012

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    Bleed Bleed 31-35, F 7 Responses Apr 9, 2012

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    The Harlem Shake

    I have this overwhelming urge to get a few office mates to do this with me:
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 8 Responses Feb 14, 2013

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    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 12 Responses Jan 5, 2013

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    Just The Way You Are

    What he said: Don't go changing, to try and please meYou never let me down beforeDon't imagine you're too familiarAnd I don't see you anymoreI wouldn't leave you in times of troubleWe never could have come this farI took the good times, I'll take the bad timesI'll take you just...
    contacthigh contacthigh 26-30, M 1 Response May 8, 2013

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    Happy Friday

    While I've been running around pretending to be a grownup it dawned on me that maybe, perhaps, i missed you guys.
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 7 Responses May 3, 2013

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    Hilarious

    Thank you Goliath! ************************************************************************************ I am an engineer. An engineer dies and goes to hell. After a while, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in there and starts designing and building...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 3 Responses May 11, 2013

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    Words Of Advice

    I was going to post this in the Useless Advice group but, i cant be bothered to find it at this point. Yes, it is indeed not even 4pm here and im tipsy. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh! If you're having a bad day, smoke some pot. Really. Its lovely. And stuff like this is hilarious for no...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 3 Responses Feb 26, 2013

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    Im A Mushy Bastage- Take Notes

    you see that scene? i love it. yes, i have feelings. dont act so shocked.
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 4 Responses May 4, 2013

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    This Is Too Cute!

    Yes, this is what i did at work- enter time entry for the attorneys, make the ***** face, do expense reports and send random youtube junk to the office mates I actually like.
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 2 Responses May 13, 2013

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    And Then There'S This

    need i say more?
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 2 Responses May 4, 2013

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    Fukk.your.party

    [Star This Message] RE: You're invited to EP's St. Patrick's Day Party! Between EPSupport and You EPSupport - 26-30 years old EPSupport Mar 13, 2012 7:29 PM Hello, In celebration of Saint Patrick's Day and as a thank you to our community members, we will be hosting our first EP...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 13 Responses Mar 13, 2012

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    Does Anyone Really Fall For This Scam?

    Clau1952 Feb 6, 2013 6:16 AM Bonjour, Greetings Dear.. May the peace of God Almighty be with you. I am Claudine from France, I would like to share something very important with you. Hope to hear from you. Please forgive my intrusion to your privacy. You are blessed...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 16 Responses Feb 6, 2013

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    Mak3m3

    Rest in Peace Mak..............jeebus, i wish i knew what song you liked. and i wish i had been a better friend to you. and i hate cancer. like more than anything. war i can understand. Cancer is just a bit too much. i dont like crying. and this will be short cause i dont very...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 21 Responses Dec 15, 2012

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    Random- My Babeh

    Im gonna tell yall about my babeh. He's in his second year of college and he's studying to be a Psychologist. While im aware that he isnt a baby anymore i cant help but look at him and still remember when i used to babysit him. He's sitting there telling me how stressed he is...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 10 Responses Jan 29, 2012

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    Das It

    And so, of course being all professional takes some work. Some of that work includes making your office mate (cool arse chichis) and your new boss guy (boss chap) laugh with completely inappropriate bullshit. Enjoy:
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 1 Response May 3, 2013

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    Oh Dad!

    You ever walk into the room and your mom/dad looks up at you and says "what are you looking for?" or "what do you want?" That's my dad today. I immediately felt unwanted and reverted back to being a child- all doe eyed- sad faced and stuff. And then I remembered...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 14 Responses May 19, 2013

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    *debates*

    *slaps self* My niece, my pretty lil princess, just turned 7. She's this amazing lil thing that makes me smile. She has such potential to be an artist. She can draw way better than me (yes, many a weekend spent comparing drawings with her). My talented one has just discovered...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 19 Responses Nov 19, 2011

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    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 3 Responses Feb 6, 2013

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    Wired From Too Much Coffee And My New Attachment To Soda

    Yeah i said it- i said SODA! you try working at a law firm and cut down on cigs and then tell ME i cant have soda! Try it! I dare u! Im super professional today. Am knocking down that dreaded "to do" list all while wearing sneakers. And have been laughing non stop at this...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 10 Responses May 16, 2013

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    Thanks

    thank you guys that have well, peed yourself at the thought of me being gone. And thank you anonymous poster that was sooooooooo happy that i was suspended. Now on to business (before i get to bed to sleep for my actual job): Ahem, Arsi, i cant very well take down the stories...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 11 Responses Jun 13, 2012

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    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 7 Responses May 10, 2013

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    The Epic Public Meltdown

    Last night- i changed my name. Ohhhh yea, the Lush no longer. Why? I've got my reasons. The term "Lush" means many things. The reason i chose the Lush name just means one thing= drunk girlie. Today, i was doing my usual Tuesday thing- reading the New York Times magazine and what...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 24 Responses Aug 14, 2012

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    It's That Time Of Year Again

    Overly Cheery Office Mate: "You're going to the party right?" Me: " *blinks* ...............noh" Overly Cheery Office Mate: "awwww....its going to be so much fun tho!" ^^^^^^What is with everyone and these damn holiday office parties? Why is this such an exciting event? Dont we...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 14 Responses Dec 12, 2012

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    Ep - Year 3

    I figure that i should just get this outta the way now. On August 1st i shall make 3 years in the lovely land we call EP. Coincidentally, I turn 31 on the 31st. Which kinda bothers me- but, whatever. Why am i still here? Who in feck knows. I got an awesome gift today. A call from...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 12 Responses Jul 29, 2012

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    Vivagalore Vivagalore 31-35, F 6 Responses Feb 11, 2013

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    Ep Drama

    I sometimes wonder why certain people just add me without speaking to me or reading any of my stories. Im pretty sure ive stated this time and time again- if you argue with someone in my circle im not choosing a side. Ive also stated that i should not be expected to explain why...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 27 Responses May 24, 2011

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    Lets Just Clear The Air - Charmy

    I do NOT do indirect stories. If i write something that is directed at YOU, i will name you. If i comment something that you "think" it's for you? Then that means, you need to stop taking shots and put that bong down, cause i will let you know it's for you. I have not asked you...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 9 Responses Aug 14, 2012

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    At Little Bit Of England

    Dear Ediez,I didnt really know you well..... but i just wanted you to know..... there is a part of this green and pleasent land, (eg my head), where you are thought of fondly, and you still raise cheer.It was only yesterday, in the Pokemon advert breaks, that you (with stealth...
    KatarinaVonSweet KatarinaVonSweet 36-40, F 5 Responses Aug 11, 2013

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    Technology Is Awesome

    Also, if I had an iPad, I could tweet from the bathroom.
    DancingFox DancingFox 31-35, F 3 Responses Feb 28, 2013

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    Things We've Said

    We're drawing to a close I just can't get away the curtain's falling so... I guess this is adios, the credits just may be the sweetest part of all this tangled mess all the things we've said I've made up my mind, made up my mind I can't live I can't breathe if you're too near...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 4 Responses Jun 24, 2012

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    Thank You Cuppa

    I will spare you lot the details of the convo. "Just tell the world to **** off and take care of you lil one" Best advice I've heard so far. Somewhere along the way, i forgot to take care of me. Cuppa just reminded me. That's what makes you realize who actually cares about you...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 9 Responses Aug 9, 2012

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    DancingFox DancingFox 31-35, F 4 Responses Jan 26, 2013

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    Drunk Make Up

    This is..........important! Very vital information here. I cant stress it enough. I think im drunk but, you shall all pretend im sobereth. Yeah:
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 10 Responses Apr 29, 2012

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    Sneaking Up On Ediez

    *Disclaimer: this wonderful little cartoon was drawn by CulpeoFox on DeviantArt. I dig it.
    DancingFox DancingFox 31-35, F 6 Responses Feb 12, 2013

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    X-mas

    I dont like xmas. I dont like the music. I dont like the commercialism. I dont like pervs dressed up as Santa asking me to sit on their lap but, i do like this song. And It's Cossy's favorite holiday song. So, here's to Cossy and Nunyeh, here's to our awesome troops, here's to...
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 5 Responses Nov 23, 2012

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    My Love ≪3

    I love you more today than yesterday. But not as much as tomorrow <3-Love your bear
    contacthigh contacthigh 26-30, M 2 Responses May 3, 2013

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    The Truth On Chaos

    This better work! The last time i tried posting it Youtube took it off =( I.Love.This.Show.
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 2 Responses May 13, 2013

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    EP Is Weird

    Ok............ im back. How does one explain how in feck i got an absurd amount of fans while "edie" was away? whatever. i missed u lot. ayeeeeeee poor "mona". Be well darlings. And happy Springtime to you.
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 10 Responses Apr 22, 2013

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