I Forget to Put My Zipper Up Sometimes

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 70 People

    MisterHerbert MisterHerbert
    70+, M
    Sep 8, 2014

    Wow

    I walked a mile with the head.of my **** poking out my pantalones! I forgot to zip up..again
    idioso idioso
    31-35, M
    May 19, 2013

    It's always in the morning on my way out to my

    truck to go to work that I remember to zip it up....you would think I would learn by now!
    Jawzenator Jawzenator
    36-40, M
    Sep 8, 2014

    A Couple of Days Ago...

    I noticed my fly was down while I was leaving work.  Sinc it was a short shift, and I hadnt used the bathroom this means it was down the entire time I was there.
    musickink musickink
    26-30, M
    1 Response Mar 26, 2009

    It's Irritating

    I usually feel it quicker when i don't have underwear on, but I hate when my zipper comes undone or I forget to pull it up...I'll be walking and it'll come undone a little at a time....So sometimes, out of habit, I reach down and feel to make sure it's still up.  Looks funny...
    filthydieseltech filthydieseltech
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Nov 5, 2009

    I Hate That I Forget!

    It's pretty funny sometimes, hasn't embarrassed me yet though, lol. The even funnier thing is I'm a girl and do it! Lol. You know I will get dressed in the morning or after going to the bathroom, lol, and I just totally for get to zip! So sometimes I check, which is hard to do if...
    blmos blmos
    22-25, F
    1 Response Mar 24, 2008

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