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I Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won

Somebody else's Experience is called "I Wish My Lawn Was Emo So It Would Cut Itsself" - Now THAT's Funny !!! 42 People

    No Freakin' Way...

    I've been saying this for years! Now I'm going to spray the MF... Tired of mowing!
    DeadOfDecember DeadOfDecember 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 26, 2010

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    This Isn`t Rock Science...

    I have a fear of lawnmowers. In grade 7 my parents `made me` mow the lawn as part of my chores and I HATED it. We had a huge long backyard and it took forever to mow. But the scariest part was when I`d mow over a rock. It would make a horrendous noise that scared the  crap...
    Cinderelly Cinderelly 36-40, F 8 Responses Jun 5, 2008

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    OMG Someone Kill Me Now.

    First, my lawn is HUGE and all I ask is that one day it not be ENTIRELY SAND.  Actually, only the sides and back are sand.    There is a small patch of heavenly green Saint Augustine grass in the front yard which I am trying to keep alive.  It is under the oak...
    thinhotwire thinhotwire 51-55, F 1 Response May 13, 2009

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    Although It Really Wasn't My Fight...

    My oldest son and my boyfriend actually take care of the yard... and have failed in doing so... i have brown patches where they left leaf/pine straw piles for a few weeks... it's sad... I admit defeat this time... but I will be back... and with a vengeance
    phidget phidget 31-35, F 1 Response May 13, 2008

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    But I Reaped the Benifits!

    By my early teens, mowing the lawn was my responsibility. But only for a BRIEF time. We discovered after the first mow-around, that my skin was VERY sensitive to freshly cut grass. Ironically, you'd think it would affect my legs, feet, or arms that was hit by the grass, but...
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 5 Responses Jun 5, 2008

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    Godd4mn Lawnmower...

    Our back garden is huuuuuuuuuuuuge, seriously it is. We hadn't cut the grass for months so it wasn't exactly a simple job. We managed to get it done but my hands were covered in blisters and my back was killing me - whereas the lawn got a haircut. Seems I got the worse deal...
    SaharaOdeil SaharaOdeil 22-25, F 2 Responses May 17, 2008

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    Organic Something... Wouldn't Call It a Lawn Though

    Because we have two little kids I've been keeping our lawn organic since we moved in three years ago.  I can't begin to estimate the time and money I've spent on it.  Overseeding.  Composted manure top-dressing.  Organic fertilizer.  Tons upon tons of...
    accomplice accomplice 41-45, M May 14, 2008

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    My Parents' Big Lawn Set Me Up

    I once tried running and doing circle kicks at the same time across my parents' lawn. I tripped and hurt my foot and tumbled through the grass. Another time I accidently hit a golf ball too hard with a putting iron (yes, the one you use to make tiny shots when you're on the green...
    Wraither Wraither 22-25, M 5 Responses Jun 5, 2008

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    I've been told this many times but I don't even have a lawn mower?
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    LittleBirds0827 LittleBirds0827 36-40, F 6 days ago

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    1. I don't like guys messaging me with pervy stuff ... 2. You won't get my attention by being a big know it all 3. You won't get by being rude or judgmental
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    Freja14 Freja14 31-35, T 4 Responses Nov 23

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    Jimmy Ruffin's, What Comes of the Broken Hearted. The brother of Temptations singer David Ruffin, Jimmy Ruffin really strikes the heart with this one hit wonder.
    johnny048 johnny048 46-50, M 2 Responses Nov 23

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    just wondering if it would matter to you
    lilellie415 lilellie415 18-21, F 3 Responses Nov 23

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    ALostSiren ALostSiren 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 23

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    Sometimes I wonder how people get so many likes on their posts.
    ThaQueen2 ThaQueen2 18-21, F Nov 27

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    do you ever have day were all you can do is think abotu things then wonder about them then sometimes getting depressed bout them i have days like tht lol but as long as i got my...
    warriorwolf1818 warriorwolf1818 16-17, M Nov 29

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    Fight against other players in battles and take part in daily conquest wars. Help capture new territories for your people and defend them against attackers! Only the victorious...
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    I started typing "I wonder" and this title popped up. It made me think. What WOULD My life be like if I did? Dare I say... It would be better and Easier?... I make choices...
    HopeGluesMyBrokenHeart HopeGluesMyBrokenHeart 36-40, F 1 Response Nov 29

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    desireindisguise desireindisguise 56-60 Nov 30

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    I wonder if you even realize how bad your hurting me .... So freaking curious
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