I Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won

Somebody else's Experience is called "I Wish My Lawn Was Emo So It Would Cut Itsself" - Now THAT's Funny !!! 39 People

    OMG Someone Kill Me Now.

    First, my lawn is HUGE and all I ask is that one day it not be ENTIRELY SAND.  Actually, only the sides and back are sand.    There is a small patch of heavenly green Saint Augustine grass in the front yard which I am trying to keep alive.  It is under the oak...
    thinhotwire thinhotwire
    51-55, F
    1 Response May 13, 2009

    Although It Really Wasn't My Fight...

    My oldest son and my boyfriend actually take care of the yard... and have failed in doing so... i have brown patches where they left leaf/pine straw piles for a few weeks... it's sad... I admit defeat this time... but I will be back... and with a vengeance
    phidget phidget
    31-35, F
    1 Response May 13, 2008

    No Freakin' Way...

    I've been saying this for years! Now I'm going to spray the MF... Tired of mowing!
    DeadOfDecember DeadOfDecember
    22-25, F
    1 Response Oct 26, 2010

    My Parents' Big Lawn Set Me Up

    I once tried running and doing circle kicks at the same time across my parents' lawn. I tripped and hurt my foot and tumbled through the grass. Another time I accidently hit a golf ball too hard with a putting iron (yes, the one you use to make tiny shots when you're on the green...
    Wraither Wraither
    22-25, M
    5 Responses Jun 5, 2008

    Organic Something... Wouldn't Call It a Lawn Though

    Because we have two little kids I've been keeping our lawn organic since we moved in three years ago.  I can't begin to estimate the time and money I've spent on it.  Overseeding.  Composted manure top-dressing.  Organic fertilizer.  Tons upon tons of...
    accomplice accomplice
    46-50, M
    May 14, 2008

    Godd4mn Lawnmower...

    Our back garden is huuuuuuuuuuuuge, seriously it is. We hadn't cut the grass for months so it wasn't exactly a simple job. We managed to get it done but my hands were covered in blisters and my back was killing me - whereas the lawn got a haircut. Seems I got the worse deal...
    SaharaOdeil SaharaOdeil
    22-25, F
    2 Responses May 17, 2008

    This Isn`t Rock Science...

    I have a fear of lawnmowers. In grade 7 my parents `made me` mow the lawn as part of my chores and I HATED it. We had a huge long backyard and it took forever to mow. But the scariest part was when I`d mow over a rock. It would make a horrendous noise that scared the  crap...
    Cinderelly Cinderelly
    36-40, F
    8 Responses Jun 5, 2008
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