I Found Something Funny

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    womaninbliss womaninbliss
    51-55, F
    7 Responses Jun 27, 2012
    friendlycat friendlycat
    26-30, F
    Dec 15, 2011

    Some Funny Things About Men..its All In Fun!!

    I received this in my inbox and it was too funny not to share! I hope everyone that reads this enjoys it and knows it is all in fun ;-). Number 11 is my favorite !! For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free.  Here's an update for you...
    snowbunny1002 snowbunny1002
    46-50, F
    46 Responses Sep 21, 2010
    xxXxSkyxXxx xxXxSkyxXxx
    22-25, F
    Aug 10, 2014

    Get Wet In A Water Bed

    I LOL when I saw this one in facebook http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1097419090161&ref=mf I wonder how they went home with their wet clothes.. ^^,
    dazzlingeyes dazzlingeyes
    18-21, F
    Jun 1, 2010
    womaninbliss womaninbliss
    51-55, F
    6 Responses Jun 12, 2012
    womaninbliss womaninbliss
    51-55, F
    13 Responses Dec 19, 2010

    Funny And Accurate!

    I found this on a friend's Facebook page.“Morning sir, or madam, or neuter," the thing said. "This your planet, is it?""Well, er. I suppose so," Newt said."Had it long, have we sir?""Not personally. I mean, as a species, about half a million years. I think."The alien exchanged...
    womaninbliss womaninbliss
    51-55, F
    1 Response Apr 14, 2012
    womaninbliss womaninbliss
    51-55, F
    8 Responses Oct 28, 2010

    Txt message from mom to daughter Mom: What

    does IDK, LY & TTYL mean? Daughter: I don't know, love you, talk to you later. Mom: OK, I will ask your sister.
    softlywaking softlywaking
    36-40, F
    1 Response Mar 2, 2016
    annasangels annasangels
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Jul 10, 2009

    Not So Clever...

    This winter gas and electric companies put up there prices thinking it would be cold. The lowest it's been is 3°, and that was for a day or two. Serves them right :-)
    OnMyTippeeToes OnMyTippeeToes
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 24, 2012

    winnie the pooh

    decoded eor-depression pooh-addiction tigger-adhd rabbit-ocd kangaroo-has a kid with no dad christoper robin- sees talking animals this blew my mind....
    cheyseason cheyseason
    16-17, F
    Mar 5, 2015

    I love you and you're obliged to marry me.

    We will have seven children and a huge house with a garden and flowerbeds. All day you sit at home and wait for me. Your job you have to leave and learn how to skillfully prepare food, to wash and to iron my shirts and pants. I don't drink, don't smoke, neat, competent and...
    Girlinaclouds Girlinaclouds
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Nov 11, 2015

    Funny But Accurate ... Bring On The Wine!

    This isn't new, but it made me laugh today ... I say bring on the wine ... you can't go wrong with a nice glass of Merlot ...
    womaninbliss womaninbliss
    51-55, F
    6 Responses Jan 28, 2012

    I just found out that the weird guy from the

    movie Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle is played by Chris Meloni. It's ******* hilarious cause I watch Law and Order SVU so much that I won't be able to take him seriously anymore. Lol this pic cracks me up
    RoastedCycki RoastedCycki
    70+, F
    May 6, 2015

    My Next Life ... By Woody Allen

     My Next Life By Woody Allen   In my next life I want to live backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people’s home Feeling better every day You get kicked out for being too healthy Go collect your pension and then...
    womaninbliss womaninbliss
    51-55, F
    3 Responses Nov 18, 2010

    Sometimes I Just Think Funny Thoughts

    One time when I was around 17 I had been smoking "pot" with a couple of guy friends of mine and we were hungry so we went to a local fast food restaurant, Taco Time, that was near the apartment we were all living. The first friend ordered and paid for his order and left the...
    Chelebub Chelebub
    51-55, F
    Dec 27, 2012

    I Fould a Few Links I Want to Share.

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=p12KOwmb1NE  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4Y4keqTV6w   I think some of you will like these. : )
    BlueGeorgia BlueGeorgia
    41-45, M
    Nov 17, 2007

    Festive Cheer

    Little Known Christmas Fact:Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip...but there were problems everywhere.Four of his elves were sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the...
    womaninbliss womaninbliss
    51-55, F
    7 Responses Dec 23, 2010

    Positive Thinking

     This made me smile at a moment when I needed it.
    womaninbliss womaninbliss
    51-55, F
    5 Responses Jan 1, 2011
    womaninbliss womaninbliss
    51-55, F
    5 Responses May 7, 2012

    Well, it's funny for me at least.

    Basically, some people believe that anything that can happen will happen eventually. It's a popular idea among theoretical physicists, and they come up with some pretty interesting scenarios, but that's something you'll have to look up on your own. The one application of this...
    deleted deleted
    Mar 1, 2015

    So today me and my fiancé were just walking

    down the street with his younger sister. I'm white and he's half white, half black. His younger sister is the same as him but she looks much lighter than he does. She's only 6 and she kind of looks a bit like both of us. So like I was saying, we were walking down the street, I...
    kcurci01 kcurci01
    22-25, F
    1 Response Dec 20, 2013

    You Have To Look At This!

    When i found these my night was totally made! i couldnt stop laughing! Everything else is totally normal then theres the random one!
    BellaVara BellaVara
    18-21, F
    Oct 28, 2009

    Dance like no one is watching.

    Because they’re not. They’re checking their phones.
    softlywaking softlywaking
    36-40, F
    Mar 1, 2016
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