I Found This Blonde Joke Funny

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    Blonde1- Hey can I have some of your shampoo?

    Blonde2- Yeah, why not use yours? Blonde1- Mine is for dry hair and I got it wet already.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Sep 8, 2014

    A trucker came into a truck stop cafe

    and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards." The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of...
    zydeko zydeko
    18-21
    Jun 22, 2015

    Q: How can you tell

    which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response May 12, 2014
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Feb 2, 2015
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Apr 16, 2014

    Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?

    A: Because they can't get their head in the jar.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response May 13, 2014

    A girl was visiting her blonde friend

    who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "Hellooooo," answered the blonde . "They're watch dogs...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Sep 7, 2014

    The Blonde Joke Of The Week

    A blonde wanted to go ice fishing.  She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary "tools" together, she made for the nearest frozen lake.  After positioning her comfy stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.  Suddenly, from the...
    expressomarkie expressomarkie
    46-50
    May 3, 2013

    see? i'm blonde so i can tell these jokes lol

    :Pa blonde, a redhead and a brunette were all lost in the desert. they found a lamp and rubbed it. a genie popped out and granted them each 1 wish. the redhead wished to be back home. poof! she was back home. the brunette wished to be at home with her family. poof! she was back...
    LillyJo LillyJo
    18-21, F
    1 Response Feb 6, 2016
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