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    Oh The Internet Is Slow

    The Net is Slow Oh, the network outside is frightful, But on campus, it's so delightful, Our packets have nowhere to go, Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow. It doesn't show signs of stopping, All our packets, our hosts are dropping; Bandwidth is turned way down low, Net is...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Nov 8, 2013

    Highway 109

      A drunk man in an Oldsmobile They said had run the light That caused the six-car pileup On 109 that night   When broken bodies lay about And blood was everywhere, The sirens screamed out eulogies, For death was in the air. A mother, trapped inside her car, Was heard above the...
    SimpleParadox SimpleParadox
    31-35, F
    May 28, 2012

    Over 30

    If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!! When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school...
    librakitty05 librakitty05
    41-45, F
    6 Responses Jan 9, 2009

    Maturity-by Ann Landers Maturity is many things.

    It is the ability to base a judgment on the big picture, the long haul. It means being able to resist the urge for immediate gratification and opt for the course of action that will pay off later. One of the characteristics of the young is “I want it now.” Grown-up people...
    aliveisawesome aliveisawesome
    18-21, F
    May 11, 2015

    Is it a Coincidence??

    ? China Earthquake 26th July 1976 Gujrat Earthquake 26 January 2001. Tsunami in Indian Ocean 26th Dec 2004 Mumbai attack 26/11 26th November 2008 Taiwan earthquake 26th July 2010 Japan Earthquake 26th February 2010 Now Nepal earthquake 26th April 2015. Why is it Always...
    AlexGabriel AlexGabriel
    26-30, M
    3 Responses May 19, 2015

    LOVE You Ladies . . .

    Leave yesterday alone (it's gone) Live today (count your blessings) Don't worry about tomorrow (it may not come) Dear God, The lady reading this is beautiful, classy and strong and I love her. Help her live her life to the fullest.  Please promote her and cause...
    librakitty05 librakitty05
    41-45, F
    1 Response Jan 9, 2009

    Real Classified Ads

    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES. Mother, AKC German Shepherd -Father, Super Dog,able to leap tall fences in a single bound. FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.Looks like a...
    librakitty05 librakitty05
    41-45, F
    10 Responses Jan 14, 2009

    Bubble Wrap

    What do bubble wrap and sex have in common?Neither last very long...
    Snookybear Snookybear
    36-40, M
    Oct 3, 2011

    A man is driving with his wife at his side

    and his mother-in-law in the backseat. The women just won't leave him alone. His mother-in-law says, "You're driving too fast!" His wife says, "Stay more to the left." After ten mixed orders, the man turns to his wife and asks, "Who's driving this car - you or your mother...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response May 14, 2015

    Beating a Dead Horse

    The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to generation, says that when you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount. In modern education and government, however, a whole range of far more advanced strategies are...
    librakitty05 librakitty05
    41-45, F
    1 Response Mar 14, 2009
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