and his mother-in-law in the backseat. The women just won't leave him alone.
His mother-in-law says, "You're driving too fast!"
His wife says, "Stay more to the left."
After ten mixed orders, the man turns to his wife and asks, "Who's driving this car - you or your mother...
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES. Mother, AKC German Shepherd -Father, Super Dog,able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.Looks like a...
If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school...
The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to generation, says that when you discover that you are riding a dead horse,
the best strategy is to dismount.
In modern education and government, however, a whole range of far more advanced strategies are...
The Net is Slow
Oh, the network outside is frightful,
But on campus, it's so delightful,
Our packets have nowhere to go,
Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow.
It doesn't show signs of stopping,
All our packets, our hosts are dropping;
Bandwidth is turned way down low,
It is the ability to base a judgment on the big picture, the long haul.
It means being able to resist the urge for immediate gratification and opt for the course of action that will pay off later.
One of the characteristics of the young is “I want it now.”
Leave yesterday alone (it's gone)
Live today (count your blessings)
Don't worry about tomorrow (it may not come)
Dear God, The lady reading this is beautiful, classy and strong and I love her. Help her live her life to the fullest. Please promote her and cause...
26th July 1976
26 January 2001.
Tsunami in Indian Ocean
26th Dec 2004
Mumbai attack 26/11
26th November 2008
26th July 2010
26th February 2010
Now Nepal earthquake
26th April 2015.
Why is it Always...
A drunk man in an Oldsmobile
They said had run the light
That caused the six-car pileup
On 109 that night
When broken bodies lay about
And blood was everywhere,
The sirens screamed out eulogies,
For death was in the air.
A mother, trapped inside her car,
Was heard above the...