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I George Carlin Was A Genius

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    "I wanna live. I don’t wanna die. That’s the whole meaning of life: Not dying! I figured that **** out by myself in the third grade."
    pamarama pamarama 51-55, T 1 Response Sep 7, 2012

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    George Carlin Saved Me

    George Carlin, and my best friend saved me. I have always been a fan of George but I didn't watch his stuff often. In fact it had been years.Until I was super depressed one day and my best friend forced me to watch "Religion is Bullshit". George Carlin's unique view and hard...
    creativefungilady creativefungilady 22-25, F Sep 17, 2012

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    A IQ of 125-131 is considered Genius right? By the way i live in the netherlands so that explains why my grammar may be a little bit incorrect.
    XxPwningN3RD2xX XxPwningN3RD2xX 13-15, M 4 Responses Dec 1

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    He was one of the coolest guy on history, he made invents every 15 days, he didn't made the light bulb but he did made it famous, he made a phonograph, and a lot of stuff more, and...
    Melotellixx Melotellixx 13-15, M 1 Response Dec 7

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    The question was loaded. It asked, What do you want to say to someone, but you can't?Easy enough right? I know its not grammatically correct. I wasn't turning it in for a grade...
    HISkip HISkip 26-30, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I remember when it happened at my school few years ago. A young boy who attended school with me suffered greatly. His name was Luciano Toscane. The story behind his suffering was...
    Barefoot1999 Barefoot1999 13-15, M 2 hrs ago

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    62nd post. Well here I am again, and I live to see another day. Nobody killed me and I didn't kill anybody, and I guess today I feel like it was all just a dream. It's easy to...
    rana3434 rana3434 36-40, F 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    I read **** on the internet and so I have made for you a fake story that is not real in any way possible. It's a very peculiar story so I hope you enjoy it. And remember I am only...
    Butterking47 Butterking47 18-21 1 hr ago

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    This was when I was about four or five years old. Fo Halloween I wanted to be a pirate. So for my costume, I wore kind of pirate pajamas, and of course bare feet. It was also cold...
    Barefoot1999 Barefoot1999 13-15, M 9 hrs ago

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    i was sexually abused at the age of 10 .. i have never told this to anyone not even my parents..because i wasnt sure about what was it..i was a kid.. and i was scared if i told...
    spunkywiz spunkywiz 18-21, F 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    I got home from work walked on my wife giving this guy a Bj she just looked up and smiled I asked what r u doing she said what does it look like and went back at it at first I was...
    Freakyboy77 Freakyboy77 31-35, M 2 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    on a holiday with friends to Asia, was held for three days by a group of guys in Sri Lanka last year. A horrible experience the abused me. Thought I was going to die , then let me...
    bethhello bethhello 18-21, F 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    I was just inside playing and my family started saying "oh dear" and "no no no" as the tragedy unfolded on television as people jumped and screams and smoke covered the city, and...
    Zoekosmopoulos Zoekosmopoulos 18-21, F 2 hrs ago

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    15th post. My panic attack yesterday left me emotionally and physically drained. The way I'm feeling today, there is no way in the world I am going to beat this fight. I would much...
    rana3434 rana3434 36-40, F 2 Responses Nov 21

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    16th Post. One of my favourite songs of all time is Free by Rudimental, but you really have to go into youtube and watch the clip to appreciate the song. The theme of the song...
    rana3434 rana3434 36-40, F 1 Response Nov 21

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    I was bullied. Emotionally. Which was hard because during my lone times, it haunts me. They call me names, talk behind my back, discriminate and underestimate my abilities. I was...
    dakilangdreamer dakilangdreamer 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 21

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    So Saturday mornings. Knowing it was high risk time, I would come downstairs, keep my head down and be really helpful doing dishes and stuff. Then my mum would say she was off to...
    toiler toiler 41-45, M 3 Responses Nov 21

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    This happened when I was 14 and I used to live in America but now I live in the uk . I was walking home when I was grabbed and forced into a van . it happened so fast and I...
    JennyGirlxxx JennyGirlxxx 22-25, F Nov 21

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    It was something I was unsure of over the passed year. Questioning my feelings and doubting myself. I was quite afraid to face whatever was going on with my heart. I denied it...
    TheEdgeOfEarth TheEdgeOfEarth 18-21, F Nov 21

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    Girls Spying Me In The Shower Hey guys, before I tell you my story you must know that I`m from germany and my english isn`t perfect. Maybe there some mistakes in my text. Some...
    Mickie19 Mickie19 18-21, M 3 Responses Nov 21

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    I wonder if others have this experience. At the time I met my now husband, I had a drug problem, an abundant sexual appetite, and I drank too much. In general I was frying my brain...
    birdlover9 birdlover9 22-25, F Nov 22

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    I think we've all been caught a lot more often than we realize. We just don't know about it because the other person never said anything. Anyway, something I saw earlier this...
    AlbertSAT AlbertSAT 66-70, M 7 Responses Nov 22

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    As a child I was bullied from my first day at school in those days kids didn't get lifts you walked and in my case alone.The reason I was bullied was because my mum was disabled...
    danglybits danglybits 46-50, M 4 Responses Nov 22

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    Mainly because I was mildly autistic. I was bullied by older boys who were much taller then me. My life was already made hell by my stepfather, I do not need to be disgruntled even...
    Profweird Profweird 18-21, M Nov 22

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    So here's the thing about this time of year.. it was once my favorite time of the year, because it was filled with love, family and holiday spirit. See, I was sexually abused as a...
    willowsweep willowsweep 22-25, F 3 Responses Nov 22

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    I met this boy online on twitter we started to talk a lot he was a jerk a douche bag i guess we can say. He had asked me out to the movies and i rejected the first time but the...
    tooloveornot tooloveornot 18-21, F Nov 22

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    All of these alleged rapes appear to have happened many years ago. Times have changed a bit since the 70's.. What happened was not right but perhaps he has changed, repented, or...
    tastyfrzz tastyfrzz 46-50 Nov 22

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    When I was 4 my mom and dad got a divorce. When I was 7 she starting dating someone name Mike. When I was 8 he started to touch me it went on for 2 years. Then he stopped and...
    cira10012 cira10012 13-15, F 4 Responses Nov 22

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    Deputy head! So we didn't have a principle at my school but we had head teacher and then loads of deputy head teachers. On this day it was break time and me and my friends were...
    Dancer4eva4 Dancer4eva4 18-21, F Nov 22

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    You lied. It's that simple. I have been your source of support, your cheerleader and you have touched my heart. You told me how it hurt you that someone saw you as one of many...
    WrittenWishes WrittenWishes 41-45, F 1 Response Nov 22

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    So I my sister likes to crossdress people and she likes messing with me and my friends. I've said before I have lost many friends because of thing she did such as:either dressing...
    Butterking47 Butterking47 18-21 5 Responses Nov 23

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    My earliest memory was when I was about 5yrs old little girl & the last time was when I was 20 yrs old but as I got older the worse it got. My Dad was never around I've never met...
    Floyd77 Floyd77 36-40, F 3 Responses Nov 23

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    I did it with my grandma's cousin's son. He's 17 right now. We were pretty young back then - I was about 6 and he was maybe 9/10 yrs old. It was a birthday party at our house...
    callmeLys callmeLys 13-15, F 3 Responses Nov 23

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    When i was six or so my sister liked to cross-dress me and make me girly. Of course I hated it because she would put me in mini skirts and said to be"cute"tops and even panties...
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    I was sexually abuse by my cousins from the age if 7 to 9. He use to touch me and make me touch him. I never thought it affected me or meant anything because I blocked it out for...
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    When I was 16 we went to stay with my aunt and uncle in America . My father had a business convention out there and was allowed to take my mother with him. I don't know how but he...
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    when i was really little my dad used to sexually abuse me... he used to make me do things... i told my mom and she didn't believe me... my parents broke up when i was 7 and my mom...
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    Hey there folks my name is Keegan. I was in a auto accident on 10/22/14. I don't remember being hit. All I remember is waking up in a field my delivery truck was upside down. I...
    Keegs22 Keegs22 22-25, M 1 Response Nov 24

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    17th post...Let me start this post with a little apology. I take antidepressants, and they have kept me from, metaphorically speaking, pulling the trigger. But one of the downsides...
    rana3434 rana3434 36-40, F 1 Response Nov 24

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    i was playing hide and seek with my little sister and it was my turn to hide so i ran up the stairs and tried to go under my bed i started to go under but got completely stuck when...
    sootyandsweepandsoo sootyandsweepandsoo 22-25, F 3 Responses Nov 24

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    18th post. For anyone who has been following my posts this one is a must read. I am shaking and my hands are sweating bullets because I know this is the truth of it all. The actual...
    rana3434 rana3434 36-40, F 5 Responses Nov 24

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    I was adopted to sweden and raised in a small village & even though being adopted probably was better than the alternative it still wasn't perfect by any chance. Being raised black...
    lokiirs lokiirs 16-17, F 1 Response Nov 24

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    i was with a guy i truley loved and gave my heart out to.. to its literal meaning. there wasnt a day or any given morning where i would wake up o go bed without having him in my...
    nay1a nay1a 26-30, F 4 Responses Nov 24

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    Adoption and Holiday Dread By John Veit Arcata, CA As Turkey Day approaches the words of cinema pugilist Rocky Balboa ring in my head. “To you, it’s Thanksgiving; to me, it...
    JohnV25 JohnV25 41-45, M Nov 24

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    So it's 11:00 at night so heres my childhood! I was like any other boy. A normal boy and all but I had a sister( I should probably say here name which is Amanda btw since lots of...
    Butterking47 Butterking47 18-21 1 Response Nov 24

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