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I George Carlin Was A Genius

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    Mr. Carlin was an entertainment genius.

    Even his family friendly stuff is great.
    tazrocks tazrocks 51-55, M 2 Responses May 16

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    George Carlin Saved Me

    George Carlin, and my best friend saved me. I have always been a fan of George but I didn't watch his stuff often. In fact it had been years.Until I was super depressed one day and my best friend forced me to watch "Religion is Bullshit". George Carlin's unique view and hard...
    creativefungilady creativefungilady 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 17, 2012

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    "I wanna live. I don’t wanna die. That’s the whole meaning of life: Not dying! I figured that **** out by myself in the third grade."
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