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I George Carlin Was A Genius

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    "I wanna live. I don’t wanna die. That’s the whole meaning of life: Not dying! I figured that **** out by myself in the third grade."
    pamaramadingdong pamaramadingdong 51-55, T 1 Response Sep 7, 2012

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    George Carlin Saved Me

    George Carlin, and my best friend saved me. I have always been a fan of George but I didn't watch his stuff often. In fact it had been years.Until I was super depressed one day and my best friend forced me to watch "Religion is Bullshit". George Carlin's unique view and hard...
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    Half of the time he disgusted me. But other times he was truthful. About big stuff. That he may have been killed for.
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    Yes, EP is about speaking out on taboo topics.I'm a genius, my dad was a genius, my ex-brother-in-law is a genius, and my nephew is a genius. None of us are antisocial or strange...
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    I, with great brevity, express my strong approbation for the man with this: He who said he did not defeat George III only to become George I.
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