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I Get a Big Kick Out of Grammatically Impossible Experiences

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    Why would a mother kick out of the house at age 18? Her daughter is very well behaved and she works 40 hours a week. Her daughter still wants to live with her mother.
    jrigole jrigole 22-25 Apr 9

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    a few weeks ago I went to mcdonalds with my friends last minute after hockey and we spent like all of our money on pretzels at the arena and so we decided just to just buy happy...
    LandonS LandonS 16-17, M Mar 22

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    I get a kick out of hearing things creek and groan under my weight. When ever I move my reinforced bed makes noises like it might give way. I have become so large I strain to move...
    bigtimms bigtimms 18-21, M 2 Responses Apr 8

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    Well hi! I'm 17, a girl, and I am bisexual. My attraction to males/females has never been equal; I've been through stages where I've fancied guys more, and currently I fancy girls...
    TheBratPrince TheBratPrince 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 4

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    A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states. Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 8

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    Interview with Kevin Fonseca, Paranormal Experiencer Interviewed conducted by HPI Journalist / HPI Co-Owner Deanna Jaxine Stinson HPI (Hegelianism Paranormal Intelligence...
    PaulDaleRoberts PaulDaleRoberts 51-55, M 3 days ago

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    Interview with Kevin Fonseca, Paranormal Experiencer Interviewed conducted by HPI Journalist / HPI Co-Owner Deanna Jaxine Stinson HPI (Hegelianism Paranormal Intelligence...
    PaulDaleRoberts PaulDaleRoberts 51-55, M 3 days ago

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    Gypsy Shack Haunting By Paul Dale Roberts, HPI Esoteric Detective HPI (Hegelianism Paranormal Intelligence) International https://www.facebook.com/#!/groups/HPIinternational...
    PaulDaleRoberts PaulDaleRoberts 51-55, M Apr 6

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    A Haunting in Woodland By Paul Dale Roberts, HPI Esoteric Detective HPI (Hegelianism Paranormal Intelligence) International https://www.facebook.com/#!/groups/HPIinternational...
    PaulDaleRoberts PaulDaleRoberts 51-55, M 6 days ago

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    It sucks when you're ignored by the person whose attention is the only thing you want in the world. Ever since this girl first walked into our school, I couldn’t take my eyes...
    elugo123456789 elugo123456789 18-21, M Apr 2

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    Any ladies that like to show off there booty kick me at bigheaddi
    truth2b truth2b 26-30, M Mar 26

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    I don't understand the general idea of going out. Or maybe it's some people who don't understand that going out is not for everyone and it's not a crucial element of a human's life...
    ListenerTalker ListenerTalker 22-25, F 7 Responses Mar 30

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    Interview with Paul Raymond Carrisosa, Paranormal Experiencer Interviewed by HPI Journalist Assistant Deanna Jaxine Stinson HPI (Hegelianism Paranormal Intelligence) International...
    PaulDaleRoberts PaulDaleRoberts 51-55, M 2 Responses Mar 23

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    go to my blog its all about my experiences bigfootornah.blogspot.com
    rywizzy123 rywizzy123 31-35 Apr 4

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    A note about adding me: I am not interested in any sort of sexual anything with anyone on this site. If that is your reason for adding me, look elsewhere. Likewise, if your...
    StarterStar StarterStar 26-30, M 3 Responses Apr 5

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    Years back my little brother Aaron who was 8 at the time had a doll I have never seen before in my life. The doll was a 15 to 16 inch plush doll it had blonde hair that stood up...
    bioshock22 bioshock22 26-30, F 2 Responses Apr 10

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    Some folks live to collect material things. Others strive to be successful and wealthy. While others want to be popular or powerful. Those kinds of things don't really matter to me...
    Igotsnikt Igotsnikt 36-40, M Apr 3

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    It all started in elementary school, each year I'd have a new "best friend", and each year I would completely stop being friends with my previous "best friend". I guess its because...
    zoella12 zoella12 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 9

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    I always check out profiles before I add someone to my circle or start messaging them a lot. I usually got through the first 3 pages of experiences. I think that's enough to get a...
    GirlLearningHowToSmile GirlLearningHowToSmile 26-30, F 4 Responses 4 days ago

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      I occasionally come across a group of people who feel adamant about me writing a autobiography. Every time somebody says this to me, I find myself swollen with pride from...
    CaraLina CaraLina 18-21 1 day ago

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    I am writing this on behalf of my father and husband. They have both encountered the same experience, just two years apart. I'll start by saying my family has always had very odd...
    lilaaubrey lilaaubrey 26-30, F 2 Responses Mar 25

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    I knew I like the ladies at an early age. I hid it for 32 years. Through my catholic grade school years, public high school, and even through my college years. I wasn't questioned...
    TheCunylinguist TheCunylinguist 41-45, F 3 Responses Mar 26

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    Remember the Peanuts cartoons where Charlie Brown tried and tried to kick the football held by Lucy? Charlie Brown would approach the ball, skeptical and questioning: "If I try to...
    indianoutlaw indianoutlaw 31-35, M 2 Responses Mar 27

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    I'm trying... My friends are wondering what's wrong with me. All I Wanna do it just cry and go into a deep sleep and never wake up. I'll explain more... I liked a boy for...
    failsoflife failsoflife 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 31

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    Paul Bunyan may be able to knock down a whole forrest with one swing of his ax but Chuck Norris can take out a whole forrest with one roundhouse kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 Response Apr 1

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    Anyone wanna chat hmu ;) I'm a bi guy with kick and snap
    radmaster117 radmaster117 22-25, M Apr 6

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    First of all í want to excuse my spelling and grammar i am not native to english i am from Iceland. I have had several of these experinces though must of them happened to me as a...
    notendanafn notendanafn 22-25, M 6 days ago

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    I believe in in being happy and laughing until you can't breathe. I believe in crying your heart out, just because sometimes you just need to. I believe in being in love, it's one...
    justashadowgirl justashadowgirl 18-21 Mar 22

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    I am a married man of 28 years, with a master degree. My life has been packed with ups and downs. I've have been cheated on for 4 years straight,while I cared for our four...
    Billynutbag Billynutbag 51-55, M 1 Response Mar 23

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    March 24. Appreciating Ourselves. We are the greatest things that will ever happen to us. Believe it. It makes life much easier. —Codependent No More It is time to stop this...
    zeeva70 zeeva70 41-45, F Mar 24

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    and I will keep my crazy self here, hopefully not anywhere near him... I am irrational... I think things that are not true... I explode them in my head too... they seem so hurtful...
    WendyBlabs WendyBlabs 36-40, F Mar 31

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    Here I go again I were I am staying I may not stay long but that shoud not be a reason I just have so menny people who want me to fail its just now and you are who should fail...
    judp judp 46-50, M Apr 8

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    Really. I mean, nice to know you "Stay Up Late" when it's obvious enough it's already 2 in the morning where you at, but I really wish people would really have the energy to...
    kixisback kixisback 22-25 Mar 20

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    I'm a sponge I need to grow an learn My experiences go past sexual and perverse, I'm a much deeper human than that. I wanna learn more I never wanna stop finding new things. I...
    AnonymousPet AnonymousPet 31-35, M Mar 20

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    When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 Response Apr 2

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    Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 Response Apr 4

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    The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 Response Apr 6

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    anyone wanna kick username is nate036777 im really bored :D
    nate1234321 nate1234321 13-15, M Apr 8

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    I had a lesbian experience whilst on holiday with my friend who i was sharing an apartment with. It felt amazing! I would love to feel it again! Anybody wanna share experiences or...
    talia1411 talia1411 26-30, F 1 Response Apr 9

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    Update - 5 months ago I posted a story in this group about my difficulty climbing stairs, and that's now over 30lb's ago! I thought I would post here as I had to walk up two...
    KurvaciousKendall KurvaciousKendall 22-25, F 6 Responses Apr 10

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    Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 11

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    The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 11

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    If more women shared your belief, the world would be an amazing place. A world where all men were kept in check and held back from doing stupid things by being brought down by a...
    crazynam321 crazynam321 36-40, M a week ago

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    Been able to since I was very young.. My grandmother also had the "gift".. Sometimes more of a curse.. But, there have been a few very beautiful experiences, too.. I also have some...
    SilentGhost2748 SilentGhost2748 26-30, M 1 Response a week ago

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    Anyone want kick I'm bored with nothing to do
    nate1234321 nate1234321 13-15, M 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    I've stolen a bunch of experiences from ep friends as well as going to strangers profiles and stealing theirs too .. O_O
    lifesize lifesize 18-21, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I am quite certain that many a person would like to start experiences with another word that "I" even though these are personal stories, the English language is far more plastic...
    EpsilonPi EpsilonPi 26-30, M 2 days ago

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    If you do not post any experiences do not expect me to talk to you.
    Booksaremypassion Booksaremypassion 41-45, F 1 day ago

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    Anyone wanna kick I'm bored and just wanna talk to someone lol XD comment if u do I'll send u my username or u can give me urs!!
    nate1234321 nate1234321 13-15, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I dated a guy for all of college and would go home every weekend to spend time with him instead of staying at my school and making college friends. I love going out and socializing...
    Love1992xo Love1992xo 18-21, F 4 Responses Mar 21

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