I Get a Big Kick Out of Grammatically Impossible Experiences

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    Are there any big-breasted women left on here that would like to keep in contact after EP shuts down?
    boobsaplenty boobsaplenty
    26-30, M
    Apr 21
    Are there any big-breasted women left on here that would like to keep in contact after EP shuts down?
    boobsaplenty boobsaplenty
    26-30, M
    Apr 21
    I'm 15 and live wth my grandmother and my little sister who is 13 years old and I hate it. My sister gets treated so differently. When i was my sisters age I never even had a phone...
    morgan247 morgan247
    16-17, F
    1 Response Apr 21
    Birthdays in my opinion are just another day closer to death.
    iReallyLoveJorgie iReallyLoveJorgie
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Apr 21
    I have passed out at school before. I have a problem with passing out. I have passed out at least 10 times and meny were I almost. Anyway so I was in 2ed grade and I was at reases...
    Jaylen9890 Jaylen9890
    13-15, F
    Apr 20
    I come a huge family and have wanted to have a big family of my own now. I have both children of my own and step children as well. My kids range in age from 6 through 24. I am...
    femaleslovesummer femaleslovesummer
    36-40, F
    1 Response Apr 20
    Sorry for got the picture last post! So with ep hitting the big pause button Tomorrow I'm sharing this picture as a result of where the site took me. I always fought the feelings...
    k5rjtxj k5rjtxj
    26-30, M
    Apr 20
    So with ep hitting the big pause button Tomorrow I'm sharing this picture as a result of where the site took me. I always fought the feelings of enjoying being nude but now I'm...
    k5rjtxj k5rjtxj
    26-30, M
    Apr 20
    So with ep hitting the big pause button Tomorrow I'm sharing this picture as a result of where the site took me. I always fought the feelings of enjoying being nude but now I'm...
    k5rjtxj k5rjtxj
    26-30, M
    Apr 20
    so about a year ago my family went out of town but i decided to stay here "to watch the house" (i just wanted to dress up) so im home alone for 3 days after they leave i hope in...
    Pantyhoseboy1 Pantyhoseboy1
    22-25, T
    Apr 19
    (Picture) this shirt used to fit me very loosely, and I used to wear this outfit when I wanted to look nice and hide my fat lol. That's obviously impossible now, I can't believe...
    BigBellyLover919 BigBellyLover919
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Apr 19
    It's impossible to do before EP shuts down though. My friend gave me an idea to make an 'EP journal' so that's what I'll do. I won't be able to share my stories with all the lovely...
    Hannah1100 Hannah1100
    13-15, F
    1 Response Apr 18
    I want to always have a big full heavy belly that is hard to put clothes over on
    blueberryinflate blueberryinflate
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Apr 18
    I had this crazy dream last night don't know what it means but it sure azz hell freaking me out.......I dream that I had died and I went to the Medical Examiners office but I was a...
    LoneRanger34 LoneRanger34
    22-25, F
    Apr 18
    Last night I had a dream and it went something like this: I was waking around some old factory. I had my more thin body which a had a couple of years ago. As I was walking...
    helpmegetfatter helpmegetfatter
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Apr 17
    I love that my girlfriend's belly is getting bigger.  When I first met her in high school she was skinny as a pole.  Now after a few years of letting herself go she has...
    sterlingredjack sterlingredjack
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Apr 17
    Big feet to suit my big frame! I'm 190cm tall (6'2) and I've got uk size 12 feet.
    Talltonedgirl Talltonedgirl
    26-30, F
    6 Responses Apr 17
    I decided to stay up late and watch some movies and play some video games last night, so I stocked up on 3 bags of chips, a chocolate muffin, 2 bags of candy, and a soda. I...
    fattyfatt8 fattyfatt8
    18-21, M
    Apr 17
    I decided to stay up late and watch some movies and play some video games last night, so I stocked up on 3 bags of chips, a chocolate muffin, 2 bags of candy, and a soda. I...
    fattyfatt8 fattyfatt8
    18-21, M
    Apr 17
    I would do anything for big boobs besides surgery. I want big boobs so bad. The ones in my photo ain't big at all. I want them bigger :) Big boobs look so nice in bikini wear. I...
    staystyleandsmile staystyleandsmile
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Apr 16
    I want a big brother very badly. I have 8 that aren't allowed to see me.
    jesusfan1999 jesusfan1999
    16-17, F
    3 Responses Apr 15
    There a strange thing that happen to me at night when I am sleeping in mid of my sleep my heartbeat starts to race and it starts it feels like someone is sitting on me but their is...
    kittycutee kittycutee
    16-17, F
    1 Response Apr 15
    I'm gay who wants to see my big fat belly. and who wants to trade pics.
    jairz232 jairz232
    16-17, M
    Apr 15
    I'm 7 months pregnant and my belly is pretty big :) I sort of like it
    Rachel410 Rachel410
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Apr 14
    I am for ever stuck in the 80's and 90's people at work ask em when are you going to cut your hair ? and im like never lol I have my hair puffy perm like the 80's and im...
    Adriannalovelife1 Adriannalovelife1
    22-25, T
    Apr 14
    i ate sooo much tonight... my shirt keeps riding up my belly now, and i feel like a big, heavy balloon that's ready to pop
    musicalvibess musicalvibess
    13-15, F
    1 Response Apr 11
    I am almost certain about my bisexuality, without having sexual experiences on both sides, but it is scary to say "I am this". I don't really have people to talk to about it, which...
    FIame FIame
    22-25, M
    4 Responses Apr 11
    The former head of Britain’s Equalities and Human Rights Commission (EHRC), Trevor Phillips, has admitted he “got almost everything wrong” regarding immigration in a new...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 11
    HELLO MY ALL FRIENDS , Now We should exchange emails. They are closing down EP (I am sad about this) I will miss this site. I mean I didn't get on a lot lately but that was...
    nivanvc nivanvc
    36-40, M
    Apr 11
    I had a best friend during high school. She was so hot. I had the biggest crush on her. One night we ended up making out at a party and from there she told me she had a piece of a...
    celestediamond celestediamond
    31-35, F
    Apr 11
    I really want to find someone who will play with my big boobs. Girls who are interested please message me. No men please
    boobs26 boobs26
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Apr 10
    If you have beauty and a big booty but no brains and inner beauty, then all you are is a cutie.
    ChelseaMonroe ChelseaMonroe
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 10
    I BACK ISREAL ALWAYS AND IN EVERYTHING.... Islam and the left wing, both seem to be PERFECT Nazi allies. I am right wing and I deplore Nazis. Now, I wait to be attacked by both...
    LozzyFromRome LozzyFromRome
    46-50, M
    3 Responses Apr 9
    Have you ever had that feeling when you're outside with the cold wind blowing at you and looking out at a distance, and you just feel so free. You feel like nothing can harm you...
    Wonderland101 Wonderland101
    16-17, F
    3 Responses Apr 9
    If you're bringing nothing but negative vibes, you will be discarded. Whether you were once a big part of my life or not. Continue to bring me down, especially while I'm already...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 9
    Currently about 196 can't wait to get to my goal of 200!! I am so excited to see how jiggly my belly will get or how many shirts I will outgrow. I have loved gaining these last...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 9
    The one person who is always a constant denominator in my life, is my brother. We have basically grown up as twins despite our two year age difference. When we were younger we...
    lbokete lbokete
    18-21, M
    Apr 8
    Doesn't get much bigger then carrying triplets! I'm 7 months now and I'm so huge! I fear I'll be in bed rest soon
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Apr 8
    I D line to indulge in being a big softy
    ErbiumbInTheEr ErbiumbInTheEr
    16-17, F
    1 Response Apr 8
    any ladies into big guys wanna chat hit me up I'm always up for a good chat
    teddybear978 teddybear978
    26-30, M
    Apr 8
    I'm enormous compared to him. Lol people stare. Once I broke a chair at our house and I couldn't get off the floor. He tried to help me but couldn't get me up. Idk which of us were...
    Biggirl524 Biggirl524
    26-30, F
    1 Response Apr 7
    The only man to have touched me in the last year has been the trainer at the gym. I don't do anything fancy, I just discovered the free classes that no one takes advantage of and I...
    ijustneed2talk ijustneed2talk
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Apr 7
    I look at Facebook at times and think I'm missing out. It can seem like everybody else is out there having wonderful, fulfilled lives while I'm missing out. It's partly because I'm...
    Allison7593 Allison7593
    41-45, F
    5 Responses Apr 7
    We are going out to dinner tonight. I will treat my husband with a pair of his favorite leather high heels:)
    JennyTom JennyTom
    41-45, F
    Apr 7
    Interesting article on exercise and breasts: http://www.outsideonline.com/2065486/how-breasts-affect-your-performance Might make some rethink having larger breasts.
    lauratdc lauratdc
    46-50, T
    Apr 7
    on the bus a man about 40 sits facing me his eyes wander to my legs and I know he's trying to see up my skirt , at first I'm thinking pervert then my naughty side kicked in and I...
    tinkerbell2002 tinkerbell2002
    13-15, F
    3 Responses Apr 7
    It is always a bit humiliating when you enter a shower in a new sport centre or pool areas and you recognize all other men are bigger than you. They can be older or younger. What...
    lagavulin lagavulin
    31-35, M
    2 Responses Apr 7
    Any ladies want to see a nude big man?
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 7
    Today my sister arrived from Switzerland. We had not seen each other for 2 years. at me was, Coming out with my sister. Yes, I'm gay. At last I am free. This was perfectly. I love...
    Christian16Cartier Christian16Cartier
    16-17, M
    Apr 6
    I'm 18 and I was at tutorials till 7 45pm yesterday night. I came home and all of my belongings was thrown into the living room. I was kicked out in silence. I just started...
    Cocoquien Cocoquien
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Apr 6
    Going out to dinner last night:)
    JennyTom JennyTom
    41-45, F
    1 Response Apr 6
    Im getting kicked out && have nowhere to go.... only outta state but my boyfriend is in jail here in Georgia i cant just leave my relationship... but i have nowhere else to go...
    therealshy therealshy
    18-21, F
    Apr 5
    At puberty I grew some boobs due to a hormone imbalance though they didn't get overly big. Now that I'm older I have even more of an imbalance so now they are getting bigger.
    Lonely270 Lonely270
    56-60, M
    1 Response Apr 5
    When I was younger I used to be bullied a lot and the way I stopped it was by fighting although I don't advice it I feel that was the only way for me. so now that I'm not being...
    Abethebabe234 Abethebabe234
    18-21, M
    Apr 5
    im so glad i was born in the 80s..we didnt have internet or cable...playing with friends was all we ever did..be it indoors or outdoors..we used to play badminton n cricket...climb...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Apr 5
    Who isn't? If anyone thinks they have life totally figure out, they are fooling themselves. There are always unanswered questions, mysteries that we won't ever understand. That's...
    Hannah1100 Hannah1100
    13-15, F
    2 Responses Apr 5
    Like i like to be alone way too much i feel guilty and inept. Even as a kid i force myself hard to be extroverted/more out there the wrong way even now I need to be more trusting...
    vivianescrooge vivianescrooge
    22-25
    Apr 5
    Today is weird. I was about to head home with a plane and it was like a series of unfortunate events. I forgot to charge my phone and I went to the airport late than the time...
    vivianescrooge vivianescrooge
    22-25
    Apr 5
    I like when 2 big women let me sit between them as they rap themselves around me. I love the feeling of two big women slowly rapping themselves around me as I slowly slip into...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 5
    I like when 2 big women let me sit between them as they rap themselves around me. I love the feeling of two big women slowly rapping themselves around me as I slowly slip into...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 5
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