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I Get a Big Kick Out of Grammatically Impossible Experiences

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    Its so funny when u can be mischievous and screw with someones mind. Lol Making the believe something that isnt. ;)
    wickedlilangel69 wickedlilangel69 31-35, F Dec 10

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    My old EP account was deleted for sexual content! -_-
    NatashaDeode NatashaDeode 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 11

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    Well come on,, whether I look at your profile 1 time or 100 times, do I really need to know that 'you enjoy the smell of your own farts' ? Unless that is some kind of big freaky...
    FebruaryAsh FebruaryAsh 18-21, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Any big girls out there wanna chat?
    joshiesan joshiesan 18-21, M 1 Response Dec 4

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    I just spent 2 nights in the hospital, my health insurance doesn't kick in until the 1st, freaking out about bill! I am freaking out because it hurts to breathe and I started...
    KittyKurious KittyKurious 26-30, F 3 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    God tried to communicate with me. Sometimes when I talk to someone, I have this feeling, like if an angel is talking to me to try to make me realize that I'm in the wrong way to...
    TheBelovedMan TheBelovedMan 22-25, M 23 hrs ago

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    Where do I start...I am 3 days away from seeing my ex for the first time in months so that he can spend an awkward Christmas here with our daughter. Due to this looming event I...
    MelMel68 MelMel68 31-35, F 1 day ago

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    there's many different possibilities to this. people who are emotionally hurt would kick people when they're already down because it makes them feel better. people might do it...
    Bree9696 Bree9696 16-17, F 1 Response Dec 4

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    I want to find someone, someone who can be my best friend as well as my lover. I want to have fun with him go to parties, festivals, cinema, have great se%. I want to then travel...
    wonderland63893 wonderland63893 16-17, F 2 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    I spent the whole day crossdressed in public today. Well not the whole day since I didn't leave the house till 1:30. I started out by going and playing bingo, which I do every...
    Michelle1976 Michelle1976 36-40, T 15 mins ago

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    They say that a small flap of butterfly can drastically change the course of history of the whole universe. It is no denying that the single turn of a wheel in life can forever...
    Dulceperez Dulceperez 26-30 5 days ago

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    He grew up in San Jose and went to St. Francis High School in Mountain View where he played basketball. At the University of California in Santa Barbara, he played intramural...
    Michael838w4jc6 Michael838w4jc6 31-35, M 1 Response 22 hrs ago

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    Bob Duggan is an avid sportsman and has been all his life. He matured in San Jose and attended St. Francis High School in Mountain View where he played basketball. He likewise...
    Ryan505m0vr1 Ryan505m0vr1 31-35, M 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    If you work hard enough and don't lose sight of your dreams they will come true, but most people usually give up on this because they deem it as "impossible". Nothing is impossible...
    TransmutedHeart TransmutedHeart 18-21, F Nov 26

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    I've always had sleep paralysis on random occasions throughout my life and never really knew what was happenening, and just put it down to a 'bad dream'. Recently I've been having...
    fletch92er fletch92er 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 30

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    It seems impossible to even find a woman who likes slightly chubby men!
    AspiringSSBHM AspiringSSBHM 18-21, M a week ago

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    Bob Duggan is an avid sportsman and has actually been all his life. He grew up in San Jose and went to St. Francis Secondary school in Mountain View where he played basketball...
    Logan3691wjw1 Logan3691wjw1 31-35, M 1 Response 21 hrs ago

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    He grew up in San Jose and went to St. Francis High School in Mountain View where he played basketball. At the University of California in Santa Barbara, he played intramural...
    William7035cob3 William7035cob3 31-35, M 1 Response 20 hrs ago

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    Last night some friends invited me to a place here where Mexican music is played on Saturday evenings...also Mexican food is served, a bit spicy to my taste but I gave it a try...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 31-35, F 2 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    I'd love to be kicked in my balls by women. It'd be sexy for young women to get off as they take turns kicking me in my balls. Especially a jealous lesbian lol.
    Hermeister Hermeister 22-25, M 4 days ago

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    When I see experiences like "I My First Date", I feel a shiver go down my spine. It goes straight against my OCD tendencies. Although a little less extreme, I dislike experiences...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Nov 22

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    "Who let the dogs out?" Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Nov 22

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    I will actually not add experiences that have errors. I've seen a lot of really dumb ones, that aren't even trying to make sense, "I music", or ones that have really oddly placed...
    Starrkya Starrkya 18-21, F 3 Responses Nov 23

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    When Chuck Norris wants butter, he doesn't need to do it like all the other people, he just roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Nov 25

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    Yep, the big 11,000 Can't wait till 12,000!
    Huskyforders Huskyforders 13-15, F 2 Responses Nov 30

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    I told my friend that she got 20 hearts when I revealed what she gets up to with her dog on here. She wants me to give a big thanks to all those that support her cause.
    Peeonme69 Peeonme69 46-50, F 1 Response Dec 2

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    I think I haven't gained anything or I haven't noticed :-/ anyone want to encourage me or comment or compare to my previous experiences are welcome!
    Toofull Toofull 18-21, M 1 Response Dec 2

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    Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a man so hard, turns out he was the only man in heaven to need a wheel chair.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Dec 7

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    I have dreams, sometimes at night, but usually during the day, at any given moment. Usually I have the same dream over and over again, but sometimes they change. They can be for...
    alxvii alxvii 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 12

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    My girlfriends parents hate me and I love my girlfriend and I'm not going to be able to talk to her for so long because her parents found out we were together still. They'd found...
    SomeoneLikeNoOne SomeoneLikeNoOne 16-17, M 2 Responses Dec 13

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    I have removed all of my adult experiences because EP wants to keep this site family friendly. I am not sure that I appreciate that. How am I supposed to explore other's...
    DaringPleasure3 DaringPleasure3 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 14

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    It's such a bother! or like sometimes i'll go through a list of experiences and see two or three the exact same! (or so I think) then I wonder "How did they add it so many times...
    Raptax231 Raptax231 18-21, M 5 days ago

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    I have had several paranormal experiences in the past. I still kind of have them now. Just not as often, and not as bad as they were at one point. There are things that I will...
    MeowOnMe MeowOnMe 18-21, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    As a young lad, around the age of 12 I began having sexual fun with other boys, but I also had many fantasy encounters with men which I would have loved to do but I never...
    davebeee davebeee 70+, M 1 day ago

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    Yes! I have hit the big 15,000, I've been looking forward to this. Can't wait for 16,000
    Huskyforders Huskyforders 13-15, F 4 Responses 1 day ago

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    In "Rock, paper, scissors, shoot" Chuck Norris wins by using the ultamite move: his roundhouse kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Nov 22

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    Chuck Norris never kills...with one roundhouse kick his opponent simply ceases to exist.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Nov 23

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    THE QUESTIONS I ASK I hear voices in my head, Toss around restlessly in bed; While hoping for the impossible to happen, I dream of strange yet familiar men. What, does it mean for...
    sana95 sana95 18-21, F Nov 23

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    They say death by a 1000 lashes was the most painful way to die, that was before they got roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Nov 24

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    I don't if my computer crashed, or I was kicked off EP. That is why my profile is empty having to start all over! I am putting some stories on here we will see how long they last!
    coolnudist coolnudist 61-65, M Nov 25

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    Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a salesperson.................OVER THE PHONE!!!!!!!
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Nov 25

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    Chuck Norris can play a guitar using his feet. Roundhouse kicks made him be a professional with it.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Nov 25

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    hi all I am back I got kicked off today for some reason anyone who knew me please ad me back I had lots of friends
    alan64 alan64 46-50, M Nov 26

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    Chuck Norris uses the Force, the Force of a roundhouse kick to the face.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Nov 26

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    Why is Chuck Norris still alive? Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Nov 26

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