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I Get a Big Kick Out of Grammatically Impossible Experiences

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    I began having Out Of Body Experiences (OBE's) a year ago and has continued to happen this day. I'm not sure how or why this ability came about. I have experienced lucid dreaming...
    Kittahkatt Kittahkatt 18-21, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Just imagine a divergent mind in the military... Brain washing simply doesn't exist... Neither does fear... A divergent mind is the only thing that can destroy a divergent mind...
    cyclone80 cyclone80 31-35, M Jan 3

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    I go to sleep physically , but im still awake mentally.
    Savagez Savagez 13-15, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    So I've told only one friend as of right now, but I am positive about telling another right after break. The big thing is, I've been thinking much more seriously about coming out...
    GennyBoots GennyBoots 13-15, F Jan 1

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    If you have read my earlier posts, you know that I plan to come out as ftm transgender to my parents in April, by leaving a letter for them when I leave on an overnight trip with...
    rainbowmuffin316 rainbowmuffin316 13-15, T 1 Response Jan 8

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    Yes I want to kick my 18 year old out but not sure about it . He is disrespectful and nasty and rude and hateful and doesn't want to follow the house rules . He is smoking pot...
    TexasTam61 TexasTam61 51-55, F 6 hrs ago

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    It took me some time before i came to realize that the events in my opinion were repeating themselves??Only to then realize that i was seeing future events of what could be?? I...
    001kn 001kn 22-25, F 1 hr ago

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    I am moving out when I turn 18, and I'm absolutely terrified. I'm... feeling really small right now, so I guess that's why I'm writing this. My story is long, but relevant. I...
    theydunnomyname theydunnomyname 16-17, F Jan 8

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    Hi! This is my first story, but I have been reading lots on here for a while. I started gaining, unintentionally, when I was 150ish pounds. That number slowly crept up on me and 3...
    fatjigglebelly fatjigglebelly 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 5

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    I'm no fool but I love to day dream about running away to a romantic place in the mountains. Snuggling on a picnic blanket. The river running, birds singing, trout jumping...
    AsteriasAura AsteriasAura 36-40, F 3 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    Hey everyone! I've very recently discovered that I'm bigendered. I'm also still learning what that really means. It's confusing but liberating. Biologically, I am female. Ever...
    figuringmyselfout figuringmyselfout 18-21 3 Responses Jan 6

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    Hi there! Right now, I'm currently 18 turning 19 in July. I'm also attending my first year of college of right now. I have a perfect family (two parents is what you'd call a...
    musicbox809 musicbox809 18-21 Jan 17

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    Using the competency for understanding our employees can be found around the e-mails and cell phones, who will continue being in touch with you for your personal assistance needs...
    Ryan4715izr0 Ryan4715izr0 31-35, M 1 Response Jan 6

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    I hate working I quit everything my work ethic sucks I'm an egotistical hypocritical Doushe bag that doesn't know what he wants to do in his life. I'm headed nowhere I'm self...
    Kloud99 Kloud99 18-21, M 5 Responses Jan 12

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    So I met this guy on a really random night out with my Mum. This guy was so cute, I felt instantly comfortable with him, we joked we talked he showed me pics of his niece we even...
    lilygeorge12 lilygeorge12 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 20

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    On tv it seems like the claws of cats big or small arent that scary not sharp lmao since ive grown up with dogs and their nails are somewhat rough and can only do scratches...
    Chiscuit Chiscuit 26-30, F 4 Responses Jan 13

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    In my community I started a group on meetup.com that meets every month to go for a walk and talk about life experiences. From these walks I meet likeminded people, hear stories and...
    jon656667 jon656667 46-50, M Jan 16

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    I noticed that myself and others have tons of rubbish in our profiles - tons of experiences and only a few stories. I've been deleting my experiences that I haven't shared a story...
    jdawg125 jdawg125 36-40, M 1 Response Jan 17

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    Forward: I was afraid of regection from my family... That fear bottled inside me until I was a depressed wreck. I struggled with for a long time, but when I was ready, things just...
    TK13 TK13 22-25, M Jan 11

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    why? because the dream is perfect. yet perfection does not exist..it cannot. yet even knowing its impossible, the dream is strong. a will-o'wisp, the sirens call. my wish... i...
    ArnoldJRimmer ArnoldJRimmer 46-50, M Jan 12

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    Honestly, i am totally sick of living in this house and with this family...I a have crooked teeth which my parents don't give a **** about and prefer buying a new car instead of...
    NateLyless NateLyless 18-21, M Jan 22

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    Personally, I think that is a huge disadvantage not to take a look at someone's profile before adding or talking to them. I also don't add people without their direct permission. I...
    Nyx1978 Nyx1978 36-40, F 2 Responses Jan 8

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    I am 14 years old and my sister is 16 (nearly 17). The other day she embarrassed me when she caught me naked (check my other experience). I wanted revenge. Last night, when she...
    JackHolster JackHolster 18-21, M 1 Response Jan 11

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    When Aladdin rubbed the magic lamp out came Chuck Norris who then roundhouse kicked him forty times.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Something Is Missing!!!Where did the create experiences bar go?Why is it gone?How could EP let it run away from home???
    LadyGypsy LadyGypsy 36-40, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Will somebody clue me in, A lot of my experiences have negative implications, however I have been going thru life with wonderful experiences but those are very personal and of...
    cagosg987 cagosg987 41-45 2 days ago

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    Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a guy, today he is known as the first man to lay foot on the moon.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jan 4

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    Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is officially characterized as renewable energy.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Jan 4

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    What came first the chicken or the egg? I think it was the roundhouse kick to the face you were given thinking about this question.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Jan 6

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    Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Jan 6

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    Chuck Norris can kickstart a car.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jan 7

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    In Chuck Norris' back yard is a pile of left footed boots. The right footed boots keep burning up in the atmosphere when doing round house kicks.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Jan 7

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    A lot of murder cases have become cold because invesgators have failed to identify the firearm that caused the roundhouse-kick-bullet-wounds.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Jan 8

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    It is possible to look to the left and right at the same time with just a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Jan 8

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    Actually I love the french kick boxing, Savate. I have been practicing for about 3 years. I am a pre-combat savateuse and nearing my yellow gloves. I love the combination of...
    JamieWalks JamieWalks 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 9

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    When Chuck Norris wants some ice in his beer, he roundhouse kicks an iceberg and put some of them in his beer. We thought global warming caused it.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jan 9

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    The end of the world hasn't happened. Chuck Norris has roundhouse kicked it into the future every time.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jan 11

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    There is no use hiding in the backyard when Chuck Norris visits, he can still kill you from the porch since his kicks are 'roundhouse'.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Jan 11

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    Chuck Norris was once asked "what would you do for a klondike bar?" He politely took the klondike bar and roundhouse-kicked the guy through the ozone.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Jan 14

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    Yes I'd like to pull the cork out of the censorships arse. As its so far up there , it's almost impossible to find the list of banned words that's in the holy bottle that the cork...
    JohnCrighton JohnCrighton 51-55, M Jan 16

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    The answer to the ultimate question is 32. The ultimate question is "How many Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks in a row will destroy everything."
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Jan 21

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    Chuck Norris found Waldo...and Round-House kicked him in the face.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses a week ago

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    Chuck Norris' Round-House kick is the only known defence against the Butterfly Effect.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    NASA sometimes asks Chuck Norris to kick satellites into orbit hen their rocket funds are low.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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