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I Get a Big Kick Out of Grammatically Impossible Experiences

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    My last year of high school I lived with just my mom. We didn't get along very well and she ended up kicking me out. I was really embarrassed and didn't tell anyone so I ended up...
    fcfly fcfly 26-30, M 1 Response Apr 23

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    Last night I was evicted from the family house because I refused to make a choice between my girlfriend and my family. so I am now currently living at my grand mere's (grandmother...
    ECrierie ECrierie 16-17, M 1 Response Apr 23

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    Yep day after my high school graduation. I was informed that as a graduate I should be on my own. I was given a week. I didn't have a car. I couldn't keep my jobs as I didn't have...
    shyshewolf shyshewolf 70+, F Apr 23

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    Evil step mother! Did not like that I refuse to put up with her going from best friend to mom! No, I will not obey you!
    teadiva teadiva 31-35, F 1 Response Apr 23

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    Why is it so difficult for us? Why does the term "Come out" even exist? I always have this wretched feeling that unstraight people are always seen as "different" or "special" or...
    ZealInspireX ZealInspireX 16-17, F Apr 7

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    Hello, I'm new to all this an I wanted to try out sharing my experiences in my life right now an it's not a good one either!!! I am about to be 21 an I have suffered terrible...
    linds1994 linds1994 18-21, F 7 Responses Apr 23

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    I have been busting my tail to be caught up in my classes and now that I am they spring up the fact that even if I have a passing grade I still fail if I don't make a 70 or above...
    abp62626 abp62626 16-17, M a week ago

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    Well, I basically did! I had a family party to go to and last time I saw my family, I was told that I needed to get bigger. At 270 pounds then, and 275 pounds now, I am still...
    fatjigglebelly fatjigglebelly 18-21, F 2 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    Several minimal companies do not have the quantity private deals which will need selecting a full-time - or maybe lower repair - sales rep or bookkeeper on staff. On the flip side...
    chri123n chri123n 70+, F 17 hrs ago

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    I'm a bit of a shy and very confused bigendered person as far as knowing what to call myself goes half the time. Though bigender fits the bill as an umbrella term for myself, I'm...
    SketchyKazu SketchyKazu 18-21, M 1 Response a week ago

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    I wasn't going to go to kickboxing tonight. I was feeling a wee bit ornery about short- and long-term projects on my list which is a sure sign for a much-needed workout. I pulled...
    PinkJeanie1970 PinkJeanie1970 41-45, F 1 Response Apr 10

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    I have been smoking weed for years and me and boyfriend will have a couple of spliffs in the night just to chill and rerelax, until one night we had 4 spliffs and I was laying on...
    sian123 sian123 18-21, F Apr 21

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    The Existence of Negative Entities Growing up as a child, my grandmother lived far away from where we used to live. She would visit each one of her children, one year at a time...
    PastPilot PastPilot 51-55, M Apr 23

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    I use to be so insecure about myself. I live in North Carolina and growing up I never saw anyone like me. I still have low self esteem but I feel better that girls want bigs hips...
    alleycat888 alleycat888 13-15, F 2 Responses 1 hr ago

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    Right now I am really stress about grade 12 and the navy... Because I average 50 - 65% in my core subjects where as with classes that are hand on such as construction tec and...
    ECrierie ECrierie 16-17, M 1 Response Apr 9

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    At 6 a.m. this morning here at work, I was collecting the facility's trash in a big black garbage bag, had all the small garbage bags tucked and tied up in the one black garbage...
    shaandar shaandar 31-35, F 2 Responses Apr 17

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    Knock, knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks who? Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks YOUR FACE!
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 24

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    I wish people would write about their experiences instead of just keep adding experiences to their page .It is how people get to know each other and can make friends with others...
    nakednudist nakednudist 46-50, M 2 Responses Apr 6

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    When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, double rainbows are formed in the arcs of his kicks.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 7

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    So, you want a forum. I've seen numerous requests thus far for a place outside of this page where we can have more in-depth discussions and explorations of our experiences. So, I...
    BlackholeEP BlackholeEP 18-21, M Apr 8

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    My oldest son (he's 19) came home from college yesterday. This morning I went to wake him at around 11 and sat on his bed for a chat. As I was talking he got a big grin on his face...
    jensoasis jensoasis 46-50, F 6 Responses Apr 12

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    Chuck Norris was practicing his kicks, when he kicked so hard his foot went back in time and hit Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 27

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    Everyone loves a good game! This year, why not trade soggy nachos and messy Buffalo wings for delicious, authentic Italian food? With our catering and carry out pan options...
    deepakrajput deepakrajput 22-25, M Apr 13

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    I don't care what it takes. I just want to help someone out. With anything they're going through. Because I've gone through so many things and also because the outcome is so much...
    Abstrong Abstrong 13-15, F 2 Responses Apr 18

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    Chuck Norris doesn't trust anyone as far as he can roundhouse kick them.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 6

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    In Chuck Norris' back yard is a pile of left footed boots. The right footed boots keep burning up in the atmosphere when doing round house kicks.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 6

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    Chuck Norris is the founding father of Roundhouse-kickology.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 11

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    The IPad was originally called the IChuck. Sadly the IChuck kept roundhouse kicking users in the face
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 11

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    Chuck Norris doesn’t need Christmas tree lights, he tells his tree to shine or he’ll roundhouse kick it back into a pine cone.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 14

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    Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Apr 15

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    the mona lisa used to smile, then chuck norris roundhouse kicked it.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Apr 18

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    A man once asked Chuck Norris how much he benched. Chuck Norris sighed and roundhouse kicked him through a wall and said "I don't bench, I wall".
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 19

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    Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Apr 20

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    When BP was trying to stop the leak in the Gulf, BP considered shoving Chuck Norris down the well to roundhouse kick the oil back into the ground
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Apr 21

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    I used to compete, but now I just hit pads and do drills. If anyone is in the PA area and wants lessons (cardio or otherwise), hit me up! Oh, this is my favorite kickboxer. Sure...
    SleevesOptional SleevesOptional 26-30, M Apr 22

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    Two weeks ago, my basset hound was going blood, so I took her to the vet. They recommended I take her to the Emergency vet, and they thought she had pancreatitis. While treating...
    Ladd620 Ladd620 46-50, F 1 Response Apr 25

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    They once offered Chuck Norris to star in the new Mortal Kombat game but he roundhouse kicked the man who asked, nobody plays Chuck Norris
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 25

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    Somebody once tried to to shoot Chuck Norris. Another tried to stab him (R.I.P). Lesson to all: never bring a gun or knive to a roundhouse kick fight.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 25

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    I know my nieces like kicking and hitting balls.
    Padrinho Padrinho 51-55, M 2 Responses Apr 26

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    A round house kick by Chuck Norris can, if it doesnt kill you, cure any illness. So far there are no survivers.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 27

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    Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the triceratops till it didn't exist. It wasn't on his list.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses a week ago

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