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I Get a Big Kick Out of Grammatically Impossible Experiences

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    ....and now it's haunting my life to a staggering degree. I was just turning 21 and living in hell due to a mistake I made involving dropping out of college to pursue the girl I...
    cyclone80 cyclone80 31-35, M 1 Response Nov 10

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    Im SadisticPsychoB!tch. Some idiot vouldnt handle rejection! So he turned in my account. Way to go idiot. Hope ur happy! U know if ud of left me alone. I just might have hiven u...
    PsychoBitch69 PsychoBitch69 31-35, F 7 Responses Nov 3

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    So my old account got deleted so I made a new one. I just tried to log on and tried like 5 times and it didn't work. I was so annoyed and then I realised the caps lock was on
    fairyprincessjess fairyprincessjess 18-21, F 8 Responses Nov 8

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    "It is easier said than done". This line always freezes me whenever i wanted to utter those words that I am in fact GAY and whenever i tried to come out. There are a lot of things...
    Ladyling Ladyling 22-25, F Nov 6

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    I really want to come out to everyone, but I don't want to make a big deal out of it, cos it isn't a big deal, but I want people to know as I would just feel better.. But I also...
    loveyourselfalwaysxx loveyourselfalwaysxx 13-15, F 8 Responses Nov 16

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    Sean: Certainly and no. Overseas businesses are inclined to flock to Filipino SEO companies as they have an expectation about us. And that's we’re low-priced and we’re good...
    Willsam936i7gv1 Willsam936i7gv1 31-35, M 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    We also give our consumers a sort of exclusivity concerning their marketplace. We don’t get to provider two consumers in a similar market concurrently.This doesnR17;t necessarily...
    Willsam936i7gv1 Willsam936i7gv1 31-35, M 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    A Haunting in Sonora By Paul Dale Roberts, HPI Esoteric Detective Halo Paranormal Investigations - HPI International https://www.facebook.com/#!/groups/HPIinternational/ Paranormal...
    PaulDaleRoberts PaulDaleRoberts 51-55, M Nov 9

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    Spiritual Realms of Earth: Imps, Goddesses and Legends By: Deanna Jaxine Stinson, Paranormal Researcher Halo Paranormal Investigations - HPI International https://www.facebook.com...
    PaulDaleRoberts PaulDaleRoberts 51-55, M 1 Response Nov 10

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    A bunch of time ago hehe I was with a guy I wasn't meant to be with.I got carried away being young and accepting to be his gf.He had major issues and I was feeling really...
    4biandu 4biandu 26-30, F 2 Responses Oct 31

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    Ugh didn't gain anything yesterday!! It was thanksgiving for heavens sake hubby still away so I can't have any in encouragement......I'm 381lbs but I feel and look about 300lbs a...
    SherbertGainer SherbertGainer 22-25, F 23 mins ago

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    For internet business people, advertising is very important. Not only will it empower to create earnings, It is additionally a means of letting people know that these types of...
    Matthew9360qft1 Matthew9360qft1 31-35, M 1 Response Oct 30

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    I don’t need you. Don’t rely on you to make me feel good. I am good. All by myself. Always have been. Remember that. You were lucky to have had a taste of my goodness. I know...
    willbefreeiwill willbefreeiwill 36-40, F 2 Responses Oct 31

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    Okay, I don't exactly know what they are for sure. But, for the past two years or so, I have gotten thoughts. Weird thoughts. For example I randomly started thinking about...
    DiogenesWolf DiogenesWolf 18-21 2 Responses Nov 13

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    Frannie Communicates By Paul Dale Roberts, HPI Esoteric Detective Halo Paranormal Investigations - HPI International https://www.facebook.com/#!/groups/HPIinternational/ Paranormal...
    PaulDaleRoberts PaulDaleRoberts 51-55, M Nov 15

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    I could wrack my brain a lifetime kim To find words that tell you best On how deep my love is for my sis And how it will always stand the test I look at you and see myself too many...
    fallenrach fallenrach 26-30 2 Responses Oct 30

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    So ever since I was a little kid I have always been a target for the paranormal. When I was 16, I got attacked by a demon and I got scratched up, and I mean all over my body. Now...
    yourbrowneye yourbrowneye 18-21, M 5 Responses Nov 1

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    Shadow Imps of Hayward By Paul Dale Roberts, HPI Esoteric Detective Halo Paranormal Investigations - HPI International https://www.facebook.com/#!/groups/HPIinternational...
    PaulDaleRoberts PaulDaleRoberts 51-55, M Nov 9

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    If you work hard enough and don't lose sight of your dreams they will come true, but most people usually give up on this because they deem it as "impossible". Nothing is impossible...
    SunsetTears SunsetTears 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    BokwaI have worked out at the gym for years....up to 6 plus hours per week. Unfortunately, the last 3 gyms I have belonged to have closed within the past 2 years. My current gym...
    akindheart akindheart 56-60, F 5 Responses Nov 5

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    Hi my name is Fierre, I'm a black geek & well from the title I have written many songs since 2010.. mostly because my life is worse than a drama. I have lost a lot of relationships...
    LTekna LTekna 22-25 1 Response Nov 20

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    Or is it impossible... That I might have found someone just as hot and high strung as I am. And yet after years of trying to bring down my fire to pretend that there was no sexual...
    flutterbyenight flutterbyenight 36-40, F 2 Responses Oct 31

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    Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Oct 31

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    Scientists theorised that Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks were a result of the awesomeness in his DNA. Chuck Norris then kicked some sense into them.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Nov 14

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    To kick or not to kick? That is the - Wait. Chuck Norris never questions.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Nov 16

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    I am looking to make new friends here and I always have a thing online - I dont add just anyone to get my number of friends up. In fact I dislike adding too many people as friends...
    stargirl58 stargirl58 26-30, F 2 Responses Nov 18

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    I love mine too, but lol, so many girls never talk to me. From previous experiences, I'm of the habit to think they're fake, but at this point I really don't care. I'm a gainer...
    devinprater devinprater 18-21, M Nov 1

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    Kickboxing is the best thing I ever joined: I'm so proud of myself. Needed something to help me live in the moment. It's working out just about everything for my body. *In love...
    Lucky1217 Lucky1217 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 10

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    I will always write my experiences here. I will continue to share my experiences. I'm not done yet.
    Dynasty2000 Dynasty2000 13-15, F Nov 12

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    This is perhaps unusual for most people, but I often have quite unemotional periods in my life, and it is hard to get out of it, it is like my brain becomes dry and I need some...
    rendwolfmoon rendwolfmoon 26-30, M 1 Response Nov 18

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    Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Nov 18

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    Ok so, let me start when I was 5 years old. At the age of 5 I had size 5 adult shoes, I looked like a clown. My shoes stayed with my age until I reached 12 years old. Then my...
    ucha199 ucha199 18-21, M 1 Response Nov 19

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    When I see experiences like "I My First Date", I feel a shiver go down my spine. It goes straight against my OCD tendencies. Although a little less extreme, I dislike experiences...
    Uncertain153 Uncertain153 26-30, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    "Who let the dogs out?" Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    I will actually not add experiences that have errors. I've seen a lot of really dumb ones, that aren't even trying to make sense, "I music", or ones that have really oddly placed...
    Starrkya Starrkya 18-21, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    When Chuck Norris wants butter, he doesn't need to do it like all the other people, he just roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    The Akashic Records Does Exist! By Paul Dale Roberts, HPI Esoteric Detective Halo Paranormal Investigations - HPI International https://www.facebook.com/#!/groups/HPIinternational...
    PaulDaleRoberts PaulDaleRoberts 51-55, M 2 days ago

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    I see all these guys at school who look so bustable, but I can't bust them. I want to just walk up and give them a nice kick or grab, it would be so satisfying.
    WedgieStud WedgieStud 18-21, M Oct 28

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    The reason Chuck Norris looks 30 although he is 72 is because age tried to catch up with him, but he roundhouse kicked it right back to 1970
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 28

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    Chuck Norris played against Fc Barcelona. He did 1 roundhouse kick to the ball, and he won 10000000000000000000-0
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 28

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    Chuck Norris doesn't lead by example; he leads by roundhouse kicks.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Oct 29

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    Chuck Norris once rounhouse kicked a football ...... it is now considered as a planet.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 30

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    When the going gets tough, the tough get roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 31

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    Zebras used to be pure white... until Chuck Norris round-house kicked a tiger.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Oct 31

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    In the world of today people are being force to lose weight because if they dont the penalty is a Roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Nov 1

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