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I Get a Big Kick Out of Grammatically Impossible Experiences

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    I do not and cannot have children. There, I said it. I always believed that I was just one of the lucky ones in my youth when I was carefree and, quite frankly, stupid. Come to...
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 3 Responses Mar 12

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    I've done a lot in my years but I think my shyness has definitely made me miss out on a bunch of experiences throughout my life. I overanalyse a lot and that gets me to the point...
    mattywheels25 mattywheels25 26-30, M Mar 4

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    I had to grow up fast so I feel like I missed out on childhood.
    2b5h 2b5h 16-17, M Mar 5

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    haha i cant even say it wasnt my fault!!!!! though it worked out better after i guess.
    komaeda komaeda 16-17 1 Response Mar 18

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    Today, while watching the NCAA basketball tournament games, I was sitting at a bar with a friend. A blonde with very short hair walked up and sat down. I am not attracted to short...
    ballen0420 ballen0420 36-40, M 2 Responses Mar 19

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    Well, one parent. I was utterly discouraged from upgrading again at this time after I saw my last rounds was a blunder. I am at a loss now, I don't even know what to do. The stuff...
    4NeonFun 4NeonFun 18-21, F Mar 5

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    Just a few days ago it had been snowing quite excessively, the roads where mostly void of cars and most people were staying indoors, but i had a library book that was already...
    DuskWood DuskWood 31-35, M Mar 4

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    I just can't get enough of these lately, especially the ones that have a happy ending. It's probably because I wish I'd been able to do the same at the age these boys/young men...
    steverick steverick 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 19

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    I just got an email now at midnight on Tuesday that one of my professors have a letter that they need to hand deliver to me before Wednesday. Two things what the hell is the...
    kristy31415 kristy31415 18-21, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    Confucius say a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step and becomes impossible to calculate with a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    It's Life Everybody experiences times when nothing seems to go right. It's life. The way it is. Usually you take it in stride. Knowing time will move on; things will get...
    abrokenlittlegirl abrokenlittlegirl 46-50, F 5 Responses Mar 14

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    I received a letter from the Calgary City police about 2 days after I returned home from my over night stay at the hospital. They said they were now in possession of all my...
    paganknight72 paganknight72 41-45, M 5 days ago

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    I have 3 brothers and 3 sisters then me and I'm the youngest I have 9 aunts and uncles on my moms side and 5 great aunts and uncles and that means I have a lot of cousins I have 23...
    heidithor heidithor 16-17, F 2 Responses 33 mins ago

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    Before there were Big Macs, there were Little Macs... they were to small for Chuck Norris so he round-house kicked it so hard it became a Big Mac.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 19

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    For all people who are wondering or questioning about racism and discriminations in the uk .. The answer is a BIG YES especially if you are a dark skinned person and this apply to...
    Soullesss Soullesss 31-35, F 2 days ago

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    I met someone here who did just that . I wonder did it make him feel like a big man knowing he kicked me when I was down . News flash - I picked myself up and you owe me a apology...
    Dancemomisme1 Dancemomisme1 46-50, F 5 Responses Mar 3

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    My coming out experience went over a lot better than I had expected to start things off it was around Christmas last year of 2014 I decided to spend it with my dad this year whom...
    10Shadow 10Shadow 22-25, M Mar 8

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    To start this experience off, yes I did take sleeping pills because I hadn’t slept in 3 days straight and I was to the point of exhaustion and my stress levels from my occupation...
    paganknight72 paganknight72 41-45, M Mar 19

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    I cannot sleep with my fuzzy pink blanket. It's simply impossible!
    lillolipop lillolipop 18-21, F Mar 11

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    Running on empty set out into the night. Armor shining, warpaint drying, ears plugged with music forming a force field impenetrable without consent. Enter a bar in the winter...
    anhonestmouse anhonestmouse 31-35, F 1 Response Mar 11

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    This is what my psychologist wrote about me to my GP I'm writing to update you on Eva's care within EIP service .Eva is 36 years old,she resides in supported accommodation .Eva...
    Powerlesss Powerlesss 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 16

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    I'm a 44H and find it almost impossible to find nice/pretty/sexy bras that fit me
    MerlinsWolf MerlinsWolf 22-25, F 1 day ago

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    Something is happening, and it’s exciting. You see, I will be gone away for a bit soon. I have no one to tell that to anymore, because to them, I already have been gone for quite...
    AviatorHH AviatorHH 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 1

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    Me and a friend were sitting alone at lunch one day. The conversation drifted over to sex and sexuality. I decided I trusted her enough to say that I'm bi. She looked very...
    TK1153 TK1153 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 16

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    Knock, knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks who? Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks YOUR FACE!
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 18

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    No, I haven't, and I'm opposed in principle to kicking anything in the nuts, in particular an inanimate object incapable of making choices but which can nevertheless, at least...
    DeGustibus DeGustibus 26-30, M 2 Responses Mar 6

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    Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Mar 7

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    When I first arrived here., I remember seeing a dear friend....fungirlmmm (never sure how many M's :).... Anyhoo..... I noticed she had lots....and I mean lots of experiences...
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M 2 Responses Mar 5

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    Being in school can be awkward. Being the girl that the boys only see as friends or someone to make fun of. Being in one of the older years without ever having a boyfriend. Girls...
    JosieHay JosieHay 13-15, F Mar 19

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    The Question Mark (?) was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Mar 2

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    Chuck Norris will come to your house and personally give you a roundhouse kick if you make a stupid fact about him...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 2

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    Why does the truth hurt? Because Chuck Norris round-house kicked it.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 3

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    John Madden had a hard time drawing the replay of Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 3

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    Latest News!!!! Cause Of Hurricanes Identified: Chuck Norris's Roundhouse Kicks!!!!!
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 4

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    The monks found enlightenment after receiving a roundhouse kick to the face.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 5

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    YES! Do you know how FUN this would be?! Just kicking a man in the nuts for the fun of it?! I remember one asking me to step on them with heels...bwahahaha. So awesome...as...
    RationalCutie RationalCutie 22-25, F 8 Responses Mar 9

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    If you're a hot pretty girl who likes to kick men in their balls please message me.
    Hermeister Hermeister 22-25, M Mar 9

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    The square root of Chuck Norris is a roundhouse kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    Someone gave Chuck Norris a chocolate cookie once, he roundhouse kicked it, destroying the Nestle Tollhouse factory
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 6 Responses a week ago

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    When she was pregnant, Chuck's mom said,"Ooh, it's roundhouse kicking".
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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