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I Get a Big Kick Out of Grammatically Impossible Experiences

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    I can't help myself i always get kicked out off every school I go to! can't control my behaviour :/
    jonathaneh jonathaneh 13-15, M 1 Response Feb 23

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    I've done a lot in my years but I think my shyness has definitely made me miss out on a bunch of experiences throughout my life. I overanalyse a lot and that gets me to the point...
    mattywheels25 mattywheels25 26-30, M 5 hrs ago

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    Just a few days ago it had been snowing quite excessively, the roads where mostly void of cars and most people were staying indoors, but i had a library book that was already...
    DuskWood DuskWood 31-35, M 19 hrs ago

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    I'm bi and 14 and I'm in love with my teacher and my parents don't know. My sister was kicked out of the house at 18 cause she told them she was a lesbian so I'm gonna wait till I...
    tigerspirit87012 tigerspirit87012 13-15, F Feb 7

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    The biggest dork-out factors for me are fear and stress. I recently had an eye exam-not just one where you have to read characters and small print but one of the scary ones with...
    supersnipe supersnipe 56-60, M Feb 8

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    Can't see the stars in my city. We can see the planets and the moon though. Big round full moon, no clouds in the sky. Too hot to be inside. Outside, lying on carpets, pillows...
    R0GUE R0GUE 70+ 1 hr ago

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    Ardad Demon who leads travelers astray If you have ever taken a vacation and had trouble finding your hotel, car, map, anxiety medication or the rest of your family, you’ve...
    UnknownFiles UnknownFiles 18-21 Feb 9

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    I believe things happen for a reason. Life is one big learning lesson, but what you do with it is your choice. Their are many paths to take. Dare I say I have been down many. I've...
    OrchidsNuBlu OrchidsNuBlu 36-40, F 2 Responses Feb 7

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    Finding and then fullfilling ones purpose in life. well here i am back on ep or is it Me Too now..its been a while and things have changed..for any that have read my previous...
    neverdiewondering neverdiewondering 51-55, M 1 Response Feb 10

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    Idk about "love kickball" I Do LIKE playing it. My problem is I kick the ball and the guys on the other side catch it before I can get to first. Once I was ready for a sneaky...
    pardax pardax 13-15, M 2 Responses Feb 23

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    I met someone here who did just that . I wonder did it make him feel like a big man knowing he kicked me when I was down . News flash - I picked myself up and you owe me a apology...
    Dancemomisme1 Dancemomisme1 46-50, F 5 Responses 1 day ago

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    Despite my rabid rambling heres the people closest to me refer to me as a The Hippy One due to my apparent live and let live nature. Little do they know that if The Purge ever...
    Blondiex15 Blondiex15 36-40, F 5 Responses Feb 23

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    Something woke me up one morning, I don't know what it was but something didn't feel right. I sat up to turn my lamp on and something at the foot of the bed caught my eye. It was a...
    Thinking0utLoud Thinking0utLoud 18-21, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Just lately I've been taking some photos of my belly and have come to realise by looking at them that I am quite a lot fatter than I thought I was. I knew that I had developed a...
    rachelle87 rachelle87 26-30, F 4 Responses Feb 7

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    So here go my one of manny experiance. This one hapen several years agoo. I was in my room it was about midnight I wake up and sow in my room black shadow it was big atleast 3...
    MilenaLena MilenaLena 22-25, F 4 Responses Feb 8

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    Something is happening, and it’s exciting. You see, I will be gone away for a bit soon. I have no one to tell that to anymore, because to them, I already have been gone for quite...
    AviatorHH AviatorHH 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    Life is full of experiences: some good, some bad. That's why I'm drawn to EP, because you get to read how others around and miles away from you live their lives and cope with...
    NaomiSunandMoon NaomiSunandMoon 31-35, F Feb 17

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    I keep feeding my mind that my crush likes me but Idk it feels real but I try to tell myself I'm irrationally fantasising...I met him when I did volunteer work and after a long...
    LolaKamfao1998 LolaKamfao1998 16-17, F 2 Responses Feb 20

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    I had kicked a guy in the balls. He wanted to **** me. I didn't want him to I told him no. He threw me on the couch, held my arms tight and tried to force his junk inside me, lucky...
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 6 Responses 4 days ago

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    I was going to write A Chuck Norris fact, but then a roundhouse kick came out of my monitor and broke my keyboard.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 14

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    I've had this crush on a girl at my school for a while, and luckily she is in my league and is ACTUALLY my friend, unlike past experiences. I've truly known her for only a few...
    panda5876 panda5876 13-15, M 1 Response Feb 17

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    I am here to make connections with real people to share experiences, not as a single person looking to hook up or anything like that...nothing against other's who are here hoping...
    earlycrisis earlycrisis 31-35, M Feb 23

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    Comets travel at 54/sec and never stops. Unsurprisingly though, comets are actually victims of Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 9

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    Professor Xavier got his mutant power because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 10

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    Chuck Norris doesn't shoot you. He kicks a bullet through your head.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 11

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    Some say that the Zombies are dead people turned alive. Another Theory is that the Zombies are people survived a Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Feb 14

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    If Chuck Norris wants skittles, he round house kicks a rainbow. That's how the slogan got started.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 15

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    Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you through a video chat.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 15

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    Hercules perfomed 12 labors. Unfortunately, the 13th was surviving a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 16

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    want girls to kick me there.
    Hermeister Hermeister 22-25, M 1 Response Feb 17

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    Humpy Dumpy broke not because of falling from the wall, but because he was Round House Kicked by Chuck Norris.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Feb 17

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    Team Rocket once attempted to steal Chuck Norris' Pikachu; they were immediately roundhouse kicked by Chuck before they lay a finger on Pikachu.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 18

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    Chuck Norris invented the microwave when he roundhouse kicked a metal box.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Feb 19

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    Whoever said "You can't fight City Hall", never new of Chuck Norris & his patented roundhouse kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Feb 20

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    Chuck norris once round house kicked a shark in the face . thats how the hammerhead came to be.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 20

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    hi all i have been training in martial arts and various forms of kickboxing/boxing styles for about 20 years now i started around 10 years. old my uncle was a olympic champion 10th...
    gaby1030 gaby1030 31-35, M Feb 21

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    The wind of Chuck Norris’s round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Feb 24

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    Please kick em off they're everywhere they're soooooo annoying!
    silverstrike silverstrike 13-15, M 3 Responses a week ago

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    I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg...now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    I was kicked a lot in middle school
    Madisonian Madisonian 18-21, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Never play "knock knock" with Chuck Norris. Because the person knocking on the door is in fact a roundhouse kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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