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I Get a Big Kick Out of Grammatically Impossible Experiences

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    There was this one guy I met at camp, his name was Dylan Stewart, and he had ridiculously bright blue eyes that I couldn't look away from. Coincidentally we got paired together...
    Experiencewriter Experiencewriter 16-17, F Sep 4

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    As requested, I am writing about a time when both Michael and Bryce were home from University. This summer Michael took a trip to Australia, so he was gone throughout July and one...
    Sylvielynn Sylvielynn 18-21, F 4 Responses Sep 13

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    If anyone wants to talk about their paranormal experiences to me for piece of mind I'll listen.
    nobodyx nobodyx 22-25, F 5 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    Amy Manifests in Farrah By Paul Dale Roberts, HPI Esoteric Detective Halo Paranormal Investigations - HPI International https://www.facebook.com/#!/groups/HPIinternational...
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    I've known my now-boyfriend for a year and a half, and we've been seriously dating for five months now. He is a wonderful, super talented guy who is crazy in love with me and...
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    Situated within the outskirts of unspoilt Nerja, this friendly lodge is conventional in style and retains some quaint Spanish options and Moorish affect. Company can unwind beside...
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    NASA Hiding the Evidence Investigation in Natomas By Paul Dale Roberts, HPI Esoteric Detective Haunted and Paranormal Investigations - HPI International https://www.facebook.com...
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    Kim Quang Buddhist Temple By Deanna Jaxine Stinson, HPI Sensitive & Metaphysical Cleanser Haunted and Paranormal Investigations - HPI International https://www.facebook.com...
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    HPI Confronts Moloch By Paul Dale Roberts, HPI Esoteric Detective Haunted and Paranormal Investigations - HPI International https://www.facebook.com/#!/groups/HPIinternational...
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    shadows in reflections Noticed something very strange last night at work and wonder if anyone else has ever noticed this before. It has to do with the reflection of the area...
    shaandar shaandar 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 3

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    I came on this site less than a week ago. I was like Bilbo Baggins prior to that, living way off in the country, virtually retired from the world, I thought I was at peace with...
    dontcareforlabels dontcareforlabels 41-45, M 1 Response Sep 3

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    Men walking on the moon? Big deal...Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it into space!
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    A total or severe lack of experiences and stories is a big red flag to me. That, and I trust my gut feeling that said individuals is either a fraud, troll, or both. I'm not wasting...
    Ichilicious Ichilicious 26-30, M Aug 30

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    When I have paranormal experiences I only hear them and it was I haven't had one in a long time I heard them behind me once at a computer and then I swear someone poked me on the...
    rickywilliams rickywilliams 13-15, M 1 Response Aug 30

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    You are my only exception Whenever i say 'It is difficult but not impossible to be over loving you'
    ItsAnnaLena ItsAnnaLena 26-30, F Aug 23

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    So there is this guy that I'm dating, he is amazing both physically and inside his heart. We met during the summer and kind of kicked it through out. It turns out that we go to the...
    Dannycm Dannycm 18-21, F 4 Responses Sep 1

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    The moment I assembled my analyst team, we started out probing the various models of vapor cigarettes and decided to log our experiences.I even bought many of my good friends on...
    Joshua603b4zn8 Joshua603b4zn8 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 7

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    I've always talked to myself but I only incessantly depended upon my own voice when I was about six years-old and beyond. I used to get left at home a lot of the time and I was...
    NocheSombra NocheSombra 18-21, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Which Big Cat Are You? Cougar You are warm-hearted, popular, and conscientious. You tend to put the needs of others over your own needs. You feel a strong sense of responsibility...
    BytheBy BytheBy 46-50, F 4 hrs ago

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    It is hard some days to hold your head high , especially with all the uncertainties in life. Life really is just one big gamble, no certainties that is for sure..Just when you...
    ringster73 ringster73 41-45, F 2 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    Me: I'm skeptical of nearly everyone and their intentions. I find it hard to whole heartedly trust, but I give it all I got. I don't think people aim to let me down, but it seems...
    Thediary Thediary 26-30, M 2 Responses Aug 24

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    A couple of days had passed since the first time my brother and I had played with each other. Once again we had been in the paddling pool again (like I said before, it was a hot...
    Goodgirlgonebad17 Goodgirlgonebad17 18-21, F 8 Responses Aug 28

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    I'm serious, is it just me or why do people have to make a big deal about a girl when they say Ask Me Something Dirty... Or an I want to know if you think I'm attractive... Giving...
    HelterSkelter1 HelterSkelter1 22-25, M 1 Response Sep 9

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    I have seen so many Members add an experience to their profile, but so many never tell the story behind the experience or of their feelings regarding the experience. This is...
    Thesoutherner Thesoutherner 66-70, M 1 day ago

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    well I just wanted to get this off my chest and hopefully I will get some people to help me out here. Ive really messed up in my past through girls, bad company, crazy experiences...
    tommyd95 tommyd95 18-21, M Sep 1

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    Totally! Never used to have much confidence in myself growing up. Read some of my experiences and you'll see why. But as I got older. And more certain that I was a good guy not a...
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M 5 days ago

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    If you have those gross experiences I might as well block you. By gross experiences I mean those horny ones.
    adrianacecilia14 adrianacecilia14 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 31

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    http://www.blogthings.com/howopentoexperiencesareyouquiz/ You Are Somewhat Open to Experiences You like to mix it up every now and then. You crave variety in your life. You tend...
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F Sep 4

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    This happened about 20 years ago. My sister and I talk and laugh about it now and then, though she seems to be clueless how much it meant to me, or how much to this day I...
    DaveLane DaveLane 41-45, M 1 Response Sep 6

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    The beginning of the observable universe of all the matter and energy in it and even of time itself is called the Big Bang. The science of quantum mechanics has only existed since...
    innosflew innosflew 22-25, M Sep 11

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    I believe my past has made me the person I am today. A lot of bad things have happened. And those things have made me a stringer person and it's made me wiser. Those experiences...
    Katiepoohmm Katiepoohmm 18-21, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    A man once asked Chuck Norris how much he benched. Chuck Norris sighed and roundhouse kicked him through a wall and said "I don't bench, I wall".
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Aug 22

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    I don't have any balls but I was in the middle of a bar room brawl and I was just minding my own business and a girl walks up to me and kicks me in the baby maker :-(
    Iam50 Iam50 46-50, F 2 Responses Aug 23

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    Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick your cell phone and kill everyone in the address book.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Aug 23

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    Why is Chuck not included on the movie "The Expendables"? Because Chuck can finish everyone of them with just one roundhouse kick, to the face!
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Aug 24

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    Remember the past, plan for the future, but live for today, because yesterday is gone and tomorrow Chuck Norris is going to kick your ***!
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Aug 24

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    A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Aug 25

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    I see so many people with experiences that they never write about. I don't want to be one of those people.
    Although Although 13-15 1 Response Aug 25

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    I am starting to Blog personal experiences how will people know I have blogs on EP?
    ssteve077 ssteve077 51-55, M Aug 26

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    The Rock quotes: Can you smell what the rock is cooking. Chuck Norris doesn't have to say anything he just simply roundhouse kicks you into summation.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Aug 26

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    Chuck Norris invented sound, just to hear when he roundhouse kicks people
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Aug 26

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    I am blogging my past sexual experiences on EP
    ssteve077 ssteve077 51-55, M Aug 27

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    The Rock quotes: Can you smell what the rock is cooking. Chuck Norris doesn't have to say anything he just simply roundhouse kicks you into summation.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Aug 27

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    Chuck Norris is the reason the Chinese have different eyes. His roundhouse kicks can do anything.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Aug 28

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    Bruce Lee didn't defeat Chuck Norris. Chuck hit Bruce with a Delayed roundhouse kick that was so fast that Lee only felt the impact a year later!
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Aug 29

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    Chuck Norris found Waldo...and Round-House kicked him in the face.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Aug 30

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