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I Get a Big Kick Out of Grammatically Impossible Experiences

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    I sometimes break forum rules to get blocked out of it. I used to enjoy sitting in the corner, or being grounded, so I equally enjoy being blocked out of social networking sites. I...
    waterfoxer waterfoxer 16-17, M Oct 5

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    I somehow feel I missed out on life. That in many times, situations and places I just missed out on something terrific through fear. Fear of what? Failure, ridicule, exposure...
    nunos nunos 51-55, M 2 Responses Oct 1

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    I'm almost 22 and feel like I barely lived except work and study. I have no real friends and feel my self confidence has let me miss out on experiences. Sometimes I think when I'm...
    CassRL CassRL 22-25, F 2 Responses Oct 1

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    I had a funny cat once. One morning we got up and he had an empty peanut butter jar over his head like he was an astronaught. It was the funniest thing id seen lol. It was safely...
    AzureTiger AzureTiger 18-21, F Oct 23

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    I worked at this fancy hotel and I got kicked out of my home so I would stay at my job or whatever I can get. I seen this one hot guy at my job during this time & I made quick...
    dottygurl dottygurl 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 7

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    I don’t need you. Don’t rely on you to make me feel good. I am good. All by myself. Always have been. Remember that. You were lucky to have had a taste of my goodness. I know...
    willbefreeiwill willbefreeiwill 36-40, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    Interview with Michelle Elko, Paranormal Experiencer By: Paul Dale Roberts, HPI Esoteric Detective Halo Paranormal Investigations - HPI International https://www.facebook.com...
    PaulDaleRoberts PaulDaleRoberts 51-55, M Oct 6

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    I feel I've cut people out so much that I find it extremely stressful and uncomfortable to eat dinner at the table with my family!! And especially when there is no conversation and...
    catho catho 18-21, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    I have decided to eventually write a story for every experience I have here. The only trouble there is some of my experiences don't apply to my current life circumstances. I choose...
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F 1 Response Oct 18

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    The Haunting at Lisa Steele’s Home By Paul Dale Roberts, HPI Esoteric Detective Halo Paranormal Investigations - HPI International https://www.facebook.com/#!/groups...
    PaulDaleRoberts PaulDaleRoberts 51-55, M Oct 18

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    As so many of my stories are so offensive to the bigots of Ep I have removed them all Al I can say is that the people running this site must have their heads stuck up their own...
    dawnlhiver dawnlhiver 46-50, F 1 Response 40 mins ago

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    When I was younger my home environment wasn't the best, and I thought I knew everything that I wouldn't end up in the same scenario. In fact I did start of differently I had a "I...
    lilygeorge12 lilygeorge12 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 5

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    Interview with Paul Dale Roberts, HPI Esoteric Detective Halo Paranormal Investigations – HPI International https://www.facebook.com/#!/groups/HPIinternational/ Paranormal...
    PaulDaleRoberts PaulDaleRoberts 51-55, M Oct 16

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    I have a big nose, plain and simple. Lol. I used to despise it soooo badly when I was younger on account of, the boys would pick on me and to top it off , I had braces. Over the...
    MickxLove MickxLove 18-21, F Oct 19

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    For internet business people, advertising is very important. Not only will it empower to create earnings, It is additionally a means of letting people know that these types of...
    Matthew9360qft1 Matthew9360qft1 31-35, M 1 Response 23 hrs ago

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    I could wrack my brain a lifetime kim To find words that tell you best On how deep my love is for my sis And how it will always stand the test I look at you and see myself too many...
    fallenrach fallenrach 26-30 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    I have had near death experiences and I have allowed myself to be used as a conduit for another's soul. I have had O.B.E's and lots of spiritual experiences. These and others I...
    ultimatehacker ultimatehacker 26-30, M 1 Response Oct 20

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    Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 12

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    OMG! Went to my cardio kick boxing class with my girl tonight and my instructor about killed me lol but it's ok because it will pay off in the long run. #kick sum butt while...
    sweetlikesuga sweetlikesuga 26-30, F Oct 14

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    If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris misses you with the round-house kick, he'll falcom pawnch. but he doesn't miss.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 18

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    Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks are so fast, he literally CAN kick you into next week!
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Chuck Norris was originally going to play Leonidas in 300 but he kept kicking the Persian over the pit into outer space.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 2

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    They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Oct 3

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    Extraterrestrials in a World of Magic By: Deanna Jaxine Stinson, Paranormal Researcher Halo Paranormal Investigations - HPI International https://www.facebook.com/#!/groups...
    PaulDaleRoberts PaulDaleRoberts 51-55, M Oct 12

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    Chuck Norris once missed a kick during a fight. The opponent and everyone within 100ft was knocked out by the sonic boom. He vowed never to miss again.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 17

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    LETTERS TO _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ *im starting a series of experiences that's intended for a special someone. Yesterday (17 OCT) is a day that i shall remember for a long time, it's...
    N1C07A5 N1C07A5 26-30, M Oct 17

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    MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 21

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    "Let's talk about you" Let's talk about you and what it's like to be you and have your psychic experiences. Oh yeah! That's right. That's what a group like this is actually for...
    KlaraVoyet KlaraVoyet 36-40, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    If there was a game about Chuck Norris nobody would play it because every time you opened it up it would roundhouse kick you'd be to scared to play.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 1

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    When Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicks you HE decides when you will feel the impact .
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 1

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    To aid world comfort, Chuck shaved his beard and filled 10,000 pillows. Sending them to 3rd-world countries by roundhouse kicking them.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 2

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    The Pope is elected by Cardinals who survive a roundhouse kick in the face. Once in a while, 1 of them survives.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Oct 3

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    Every hurricane is a Chuck Norris roundhouse-kick gone horribly right.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Oct 5

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    Chuck Norris wrote Vampires Suck, because he was angry at Stephanie Meyer. He didn't feel like roundhouse kicking anyone that day.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 5

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    A lot of murder cases have become cold because invesgators have failed to identify the firearm that caused the roundhouse-kick-bullet-wounds.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 6

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    According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 6

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    When there is a good there is always a bad. How come life always has a bad after a good? After being so stressed for the past couple weeks and finically having a awesome weekend I...
    autum25 autum25 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 6

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    Chuck Norris made Eve eat the apple in fear of being round-house kicked.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 8

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    The term "roundhouse kick" was taken into use after the cold war to replace "nuclear strike" due to negative undertones and 'cause Chuck felt like it.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 8

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    When bullets are fired at Chuck Norris, he deflects them all by roundhouse kicking them.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 9

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    My experiences determine whether you would want to talk to me, or be creeped out, I'd rather have people who like me for me message me, rather than live a fake life to others!
    naco26withcheese naco26withcheese 13-15, M Oct 10

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    Oscar the Grouch didn't always live in a trash can. He owed Chuck Norris money but didn't pay and Chuck roundhouse kicked his dumpster.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 10

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    Chuck Norris doesn't care if the glass is half empty or half full. He's still gonna round house kick you in the face.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 10

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    Chuck Norris is the only person who can roundhouse kick in the past, present, and future at the same time.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 10

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    Chuck Norris ordered all these peoples here to post Chuck Norris Facts or he would roundhouse kick them ...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 11

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    Chuck Norris doesn't teach Chun Kuk Do. He roundhouse-kick's the Info you need to learn it.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 12

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