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I Get a Big Kick Out of Grammatically Impossible Experiences

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 9 People

    The Big Island, on my mind.....You're kidding me.........
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    Anybody wanna message me? Guys or girls doesnt matter as long as u dont mind me being big. I dont have time for haters XD
    pizza4life pizza4life 13-15, F 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    Sometimes sharing experiences is the best thing a person can do. because it is at times a way that one can not only share his or hers experiences, but may be the only way that...
    babyglp babyglp 46-50, M 12 hrs ago

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    Many things misteriously came true the day Chuck Norris made a pig fly with a roundhouse kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    Chuck Norris can perform a whip kick, side kick and roundhouse kick simultaneously. With the same leg.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    I see no reason in adding experiences if you haven't experienced it or it isn't in your bucket list.
    michelley1999 michelley1999 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    So basically last night I was sleeping all nice and sound and then I woke randomly. I opened my eyes and I suddenly hear d a steady tapping on my closet door... It was really loud...
    confusedandslightlyscared confusedandslightlyscared 18-21, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    "MY LADY" This one isn't about myself, but my younger brother. And it's definitely a happy ghost tale. When we were young, we lived in a townhouse complex. We had a backyard...
    littlelostfox littlelostfox 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    THE WHITE LADY One of the creepiest, and earliest - experiences that I can remember is the ghost of an elderly woman who would visit me at night when I was a little girl. The...
    littlelostfox littlelostfox 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    Not all the time... But you new EPers, join some experiences, it'll be cool :)
    DoorMattress DoorMattress 13-15, M 5 days ago

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    I never knew that who I cared about so much was really just a sad sack of ****. We became friends, and then we were both at a point in our lives to begin to date. I had kept my...
    heyashree heyashree 18-21, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I do love her. But she's gotten way over her head. Instead of asking for things in a nice manner she demands them and I got sick of being walked all over so I asked her to please...
    deteste96 deteste96 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    I have a ridiculous amount of stress coming from every area of my life right now and I hate it. I just want to be able to relax and enjoy my life but that seems impossible most of...
    downer12 downer12 16-17, M 6 days ago

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    I want to get to the stage where I'm pretty much stuck in front of the TV. The only time I'd move would be to go to the fridge to get more food. I want to be out of breath after...
    sophiesg sophiesg 13-15, F 6 days ago

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    So I recently created this account, because this "experienceproject" seemed interesting, and I thought I would give it a go. No offense to all you other users, but I would think...
    rorylovesrainbows rorylovesrainbows 18-21, F 4 Responses a week ago

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    Hello all! My name is Leda and I'm a health coach with Take Shape for Life. I became a health coach because I have used fitness and yoga as a way to stay positive and help myself...
    ledag ledag 22-25, F Jun 22

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    Misguided Quest Who would've thought I could change the world? What about the parrot? Yes, I admit it-the world we now live in is my fault...though the parrot isn't without blame...
    zydeko zydeko 18-21 Jun 22

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    New Wikileaks cable realesed the only possible defence against Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick. It says: RUN!!!
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Jun 21

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    Well I do as often as possible, though sometime I impulsively press add beforehand.... So if I ever do this & you question my reasons based on my interests & experiences which will...
    sexyspanker sexyspanker 41-45, M 3 Responses Jun 21

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    Can anyone tell me how to write a story rather than just posting experiences?
    Alreadyhis Alreadyhis 41-45, T Jun 21

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    And it was not easy, and no it was not all that nice of me. We were young and i never really had any intentions with our relationship, I thought nothing of it (which partly was...
    mirkwood86 mirkwood86 26-30, M Jun 20

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    Experiences are often very general and have little to no meaning by themselves. It is the stories that allow you to inspire others, open up, find like minded people and make new...
    Gentle153 Gentle153 26-30, M Jun 20

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    Without wishing to boast, I've done more than most already (although most fun and experiences were pre-marriage, which says it all!!). But there's still so much that I'd like to...
    PeterSp8 PeterSp8 41-45, M Jun 20

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    Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the football and it scored twice!!
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jun 19

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    The whole point of "experience project" is to share experiences right? I have 1000+ of these shitsss on here.. sooo challenge accepted!! Let's go!
    BeingSara BeingSara 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 19

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    When Chuck Norris makes a roundhouse kick he may appear to be moving around. What actually happens is, he just makes the world move around him.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jun 18

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    I've gotten so huge it's impossible to keep my belly contained... This shirt used to fit me loosely less than a year ago.
    BigBellyLover919 BigBellyLover919 18-21, F 7 Responses Jun 18

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    I'm not and i'm not planning to. I just want to follow this because i love people's experiences they teach me a lot.
    mstud17 mstud17 22-25, F Jun 18

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    I dream I am with people I don't know. When I am in the deem we are very close and he always says find me. In the last one he gave me a note that read in a month. I also dream of...
    darkangel5683 darkangel5683 13-15, F Jun 17

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    I have no problem talking about my sexual experiences with anyone wanting to know or willing to listen. Wish more people were like that.
    Micky7288 Micky7288 56-60, M Jun 17

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    The art of becoming familiar with someone, the art of falling in love with someone, carring for them, their history character mind spirit body voice. Has been lost. At least here...
    Borinquen Borinquen 41-45, F 3 Responses Jun 17

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    It can be said that we Bolin's have extremely big hearts it's just that people choose to abuse the kindness we offer them and use it to their own gain. but once a Bolin loves you...
    Sladetgx57 Sladetgx57 18-21, M Jun 16

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    i am here for sharing my experiences and view, not here for fun or anything, i m very strict in it but on the other side i m so kind and polite too
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 16

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    I thought it was not bugging me but I guess it is. My best friend asked me to be one of his groomsmen. A couple of weeks ago he told me he was getting stressed over which friends...
    Seizetheday123 Seizetheday123 31-35, M Jun 16

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    Before there were Big Macs, there were Little Macs... they were to small for Chuck Norris so he round-house kicked it so hard it became a Big Mac.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jun 15

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    Chuck Norris will never be on The Apprentice cuz' The Donald knows that chuck would fire Him!...wait for it...with a round house kick to the face.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Jun 15

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    hey everyone I write experiences to atleast get advice back everything is super hard I vented about everything and everyone the other day to my sister in confidential so while...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Jun 15

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    I am mesmerized by big brown eyes. Years ago I was coming home from school on the subway. I got on the car and the lights were out. You could see the people around you, but no...
    koos73 koos73 46-50, M 1 Response Jun 15

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    Chuck Norris won't rock your world, he will roundhouse kick it to another universe.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jun 14

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    if you're a male, whom is also new to ep with rather suggestive or randomly added experiences(not hard to tell), and has a circle of young females with selfie profile pics, then I...
    SammiSakura SammiSakura 13-15, F Jun 13

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    If anyone didn't know, my mom kicked my brother out in January and he's being staying with me and my bf. My bf and I only been in our new home for a year and my brothers been here...
    choxie22 choxie22 22-25, F 1 Response Jun 12

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