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I Get a Big Kick Out of Grammatically Impossible Experiences

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    Got kicked out of my house on my birthday ๐Ÿ˜” best birthday present ever
    Andrew2222 Andrew2222 16-17, M 2 Responses Sep 23

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    I sometimes break forum rules to get blocked out of it. I used to enjoy sitting in the corner, or being grounded, so I equally enjoy being blocked out of social networking sites. I...
    waterfoxer waterfoxer 16-17, M Oct 5

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    I somehow feel I missed out on life. That in many times, situations and places I just missed out on something terrific through fear. Fear of what? Failure, ridicule, exposure...
    nunos nunos 51-55, M 2 Responses Oct 1

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    I'm almost 22 and feel like I barely lived except work and study. I have no real friends and feel my self confidence has let me miss out on experiences. Sometimes I think when I'm...
    CassRL CassRL 22-25, F 2 Responses Oct 1

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    :( he was kicked out a couple months ago and I didn't care at the time .. But I never see him anymore ๐Ÿ˜ญ and I miss him heaps ๐Ÿ’” We have our ups and downs but we always have...
    stupidfears stupidfears 13-15, F Sep 30

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    I worked at this fancy hotel and I got kicked out of my home so I would stay at my job or whatever I can get. I seen this one hot guy at my job during this time & I made quick...
    dottygurl dottygurl 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 7

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    Interview with Michelle Elko, Paranormal Experiencer By: Paul Dale Roberts, HPI Esoteric Detective Halo Paranormal Investigations - HPI International https://www.facebook.com...
    PaulDaleRoberts PaulDaleRoberts 51-55, M Oct 6

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    I love how soft and round they look. I am loving experiencing my own belly grow bigger and softer. I think it is now at the stage where I can classify it as big.
    annettag annettag 26-30, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    I have decided to eventually write a story for every experience I have here. The only trouble there is some of my experiences don't apply to my current life circumstances. I choose...
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    The Haunting at Lisa Steeleโ€™s Home By Paul Dale Roberts, HPI Esoteric Detective Halo Paranormal Investigations - HPI International https://www.facebook.com/#!/groups...
    PaulDaleRoberts PaulDaleRoberts 51-55, M 2 days ago

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    But not the one you are thinking of. The one she's talking about in this song. I don't wanna love I'm gonna take what you're givin' 'Cause I know you're willing To take me all the...
    writerchic writerchic 36-40, F 1 Response Sep 25

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    I feel so stressed out I can almost cry. I feel like I'm stuck and like I'm not going to go anywhere in life. I don't know what to do and I feel like crap. I have a million things...
    Rainatmidnight97 Rainatmidnight97 16-17, F 3 Responses Sep 26

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    When I was younger my home environment wasn't the best, and I thought I knew everything that I wouldn't end up in the same scenario. In fact I did start of differently I had a "I...
    lilygeorge12 lilygeorge12 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 5

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    My ex stopped by tonight. Don't worry, interwebs, I always keep it on the right side of the morality law; she has a boyfriend. She's having some personal problems. Not with the...
    JohnAnonSmit JohnAnonSmit 36-40, M 8 Responses Sep 24

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    Interview with Paul Dale Roberts, HPI Esoteric Detective Halo Paranormal Investigations โ€“ HPI International https://www.facebook.com/#!/groups/HPIinternational/ Paranormal...
    PaulDaleRoberts PaulDaleRoberts 51-55, M 4 days ago

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    I have a big nose, plain and simple. Lol. I used to despise it soooo badly when I was younger on account of, the boys would pick on me and to top it off , I had braces. Over the...
    MickxLove MickxLove 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    When your 13 some of you may have *********** with your friends. I have done it. I liked it. I'm bi so it sorta turns me on and its cool to see how much they *** and how big they...
    racecar7777777 racecar7777777 13-15, M 2 Responses Sep 26

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    This is about children so the romantic thing is out even though I am that. I was so very affectionate with my three children that are now grown. they were all very well adjusted...
    ADF37 ADF37 56-60 1 Response Sep 27

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    I was kicked in the balls by my sister. I try to get her to do this. If she says she will tell my mom I back away from trying this. If she says she will kick me in the balls then I...
    parttimeuser123 parttimeuser123 22-25, M 1 Response Sep 29

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    I have had near death experiences and I have allowed myself to be used as a conduit for another's soul. I have had O.B.E's and lots of spiritual experiences. These and others I...
    ultimatehacker ultimatehacker 26-30, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I have seen so many Members add an experience to their profile, but so many never tell the story behind the experience or of their feelings regarding the experience. This is...
    Thesoutherner Thesoutherner 66-70, M Sep 21

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    Ultimately, the eating is second to none. 5and 6 star resorts are developing throughout the state and also the meals standard continues to soar but nevertheless supper on Gangehi...
    Keniaga838 Keniaga838 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 25

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    Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 12

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    Actually not last night.It was last year. Me with one of my she friend was being followed. Though we did not cared at first but suddenly two guys got in front of us and blocked our...
    Lolime Lolime 22-25, F 6 Responses Sep 24

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    Chuck Norris was originally going to play Leonidas in 300 but he kept kicking the Persian over the pit into outer space.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 2

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    They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Oct 3

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    Extraterrestrials in a World of Magic By: Deanna Jaxine Stinson, Paranormal Researcher Halo Paranormal Investigations - HPI International https://www.facebook.com/#!/groups...
    PaulDaleRoberts PaulDaleRoberts 51-55, M Oct 12

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    OMG! Went to my cardio kick boxing class with my girl tonight and my instructor about killed me lol but it's ok because it will pay off in the long run. #kick sum butt while...
    sweetlikesuga sweetlikesuga 26-30, F 6 days ago

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    Chuck Norris once missed a kick during a fight. The opponent and everyone within 100ft was knocked out by the sonic boom. He vowed never to miss again.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    LETTERS TO _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ *im starting a series of experiences that's intended for a special someone. Yesterday (17 OCT) is a day that i shall remember for a long time, it's...
    N1C07A5 N1C07A5 22-25, M 3 days ago

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    If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris misses you with the round-house kick, he'll falcom pawnch. but he doesn't miss.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I met a girl online 3 years ago. She told me she loved me, and we had a long distance relationship for 8 months. Many changes were happening, especially me getting a new job and...
    sjyul sjyul 26-30, F 4 Responses Sep 23

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    I have to make sure Im not going to start talking to a pervert don't I? :3 So yeah I will check your profile. I'll read your experiences and your posts and I'll check which...
    Raptax231 Raptax231 18-21, M 2 Responses Sep 25

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    When there is a good there is always a bad. How come life always has a bad after a good? After being so stressed for the past couple weeks and finically having a awesome weekend I...
    autum25 autum25 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 6

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    My experiences determine whether you would want to talk to me, or be creeped out, I'd rather have people who like me for me message me, rather than live a fake life to others!
    naco26withcheese naco26withcheese 13-15, M Oct 10

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    From now on I will post a comment or story on every experience I have written about. That is why I am a member of E.P. To share experiences and stories and feelings.
    Thesoutherner Thesoutherner 66-70, M Sep 21

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    When Chuck Norris kicks a mirror, his reflection doesn't move.. Not even his reflection is dumb enough to attack him.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Sep 21

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    Chuck's slogan; Veni Vidi Kicki... "I came, I saw, I round-housed."
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Sep 21

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    Chuck Norris agreed to buy China for a roundhouse kick to the face.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Sep 21

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    Had to clean my little cousin's "accident" which he stepped on it around my home and didn't tell anyone of it. Good thing my house has mostly white tiles so cleaning wouldn't be...
    TheTofuMaster TheTofuMaster 22-25, M Sep 21

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    If anyone wants to talk about their paranormal experiences to me for piece of mind I'll listen.
    nobodyx nobodyx 22-25, F 5 Responses Sep 22

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    Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Sep 22

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    Message me anyone got pics to trade ct1991 kick
    ct1991 ct1991 22-25, M Sep 22

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    My friend paused Lone Wolf McQuade to make some popcorn, when he flew through the wall I knew it was a roundhouse kick, so I pressed play quickly.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Sep 24

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    Chuck's slogan; Veni Vidi Kicki... "I came, I saw, I round-housed."
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Sep 24

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    While on a beach in Flordia Chuck Norris did a roundhouse kick into the sand that caused a sonic boom.a few days later the Haiti relief fund was made
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Sep 24

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    Chuck Norris has never killed a man with his kick, he disintegrates their molecular structure.