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I Get a Big Kick Out of Grammatically Impossible Experiences

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    Energy Idea! Have you ever wanted only one phrase that you could say at the proper time, and it save your self you hundreds, or 1000s of dollars? When it involves having the best...
    angoracheck53 angoracheck53 41-45, F 6 hrs ago

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    It was back then when I was a few pounds bigger. They were a funny bunch to be with and I liked them to since I was a hopeless romantic back then. Nevertheless, the side of them...
    mischievouswreck mischievouswreck 16-17, F 11 hrs ago

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    I had the worst experience I have ever had last night with friends cause we was sat have a laugh and I decided to go home early because I wanted to see my dad before he went to...
    ljayymale ljayymale 18-21, M 2 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    I am a big romantic with lots of passion stored inside but i have been single and alone for too long! I want to have a nice cottage by the sea to retire to soon and enjoy the rest...
    awesomefrank awesomefrank 46-50, M 1 Response 15 hrs ago

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    Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 Response 21 hrs ago

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    If this describes you than for the love of God take a couple of minutes and write down a story or two here..It's really not so hard here's an example. I like women with big natural...
    thebustierthebetter thebustierthebetter 46-50, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Ladies want to kick nuts? Create an account and grab a guy to kick right here: http://ballbustersunite.chatango.com
    AndrewChew AndrewChew 18-21, M 1 day ago

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    So we are 7 days for the agreed upon date that my soon to be x-wife needs to move out of my house. This was agreed upon in a property settlement agreement and was incorporated...
    j21043 j21043 31-35, M 3 days ago

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    I have had quite a few sleep paralysis experiences and they have scared me so much. Once I woke up in the middle of the morning while it was still dark out and couldn't move. I...
    FutureVet2014 FutureVet2014 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    My first experience with the spirit world was when I was around six years old. My father was stationed in Germany, and one day, my parents took me to Dachau. Maybe it wasn't the...
    al13ngr33n al13ngr33n 31-35, F 4 days ago

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    a little BIT..... .
    cashetty69 cashetty69 51-55, M 4 days ago

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    My earlier sexual experiences have all been with heavy guys, they were all more affectionate than the thinner guys, made better lovers and were all gifted, if you know what I mean...
    SassNClass37 SassNClass37 36-40, F 5 days ago

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    I get serious hard-ons from women who have big butts.... If you are a woman with a big ol' booty, you can't tell me not to stare...its just impossible y'know? Hands down the most...
    BloodyTribunal BloodyTribunal 22-25, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    He was my fiancé when he cheated on me... We're both 18 years old and we just got married on August 8th. I just found out a few days ago that while he was a Christian kids camp...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response a week ago

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    I am hard to figure out, I know I've tried and then went insane , literally. I cut my hand and sucked up the blood. I just did it again in yhe shower. I like singing, but I hate...
    inmkie inmkie 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 20

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    l have been friends with these two girls for 5 years now. We were always very close, joking around, going out, doing different projects together... But I always had the feeling...
    kelafarrugia kelafarrugia 13-15, F Aug 19

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    I think it was i was 13-14 when i was dating a group of 20's somethings i was kicked out of the house so i stayed with them :) there was three boys and a girl who i all stayed with...
    CloudPrince CloudPrince 18-21, T 3 Responses Aug 19

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    I always believed in the Paranormal and have had a few experiences. But after my grandma died they have increased a lot. A few of these include Hearing footsteps on the second...
    Dooms1985 Dooms1985 26-30, M 1 Response Aug 17

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    I am and always have been curious, open to ideas and thoughts I read or hear. I learned early on in life that while I might know quite a bit about something, I certainly couldn't...
    comeonletsgo comeonletsgo 61-65, M Aug 15

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    I've never been to prom in high school, never really had a wholesome relationship with a man, I mean to where I was truly happy and satisfied. With my low self esteem throughout...
    SentimentalMood SentimentalMood 36-40, F 5 Responses Aug 15

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    You know what? I'm gonna do it! I'm sick of being put second and now I'm gonna put myself first. Finally I opened up and now someone is willing to help me! After getting kicked out...
    porcelainymphet porcelainymphet 18-21, F Aug 14

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    i really want to live on my own ..but in my country or my religion .. it's impossible to live alone without your husband ..
    Everlasting99 Everlasting99 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 14

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    When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, double rainbows are formed in the arcs of his kicks.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Aug 12

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    I've been having these experiences most of my life but I ignored them until just recently when they started becoming more obvious to me. I'm still not sure of what it is but I feel...
    KnownUnknown12 KnownUnknown12 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 12

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    Looking for a sadistic female to share experiences and indulge in all the world's dark pleasures with.
    1Pride7 1Pride7 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 12

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    Chuck Norris invented double rainbows: he roundhouse kicked a normal one in half.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Aug 11

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    I once did a report on Chuck Norris. The paper roundhouse kicked me in the face.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Aug 10

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    The earth can't be destoryed by a meteor because 1. No meteor would dare go near Chuck Norris 2. If one did he would roundhouse kick it back to space.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Aug 9

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    I'm all ways grinding and complaining about my weight , but I got back on track a few months ago , and I'm going hard , spinning , kick boxing , running , swimming and I see the...
    Prettibrowngirl Prettibrowngirl 70+, F Aug 9

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    Last year I went to a substance abuse rehab. I was going there for myself to help myself. I came alone and expected come out alone. After 1 month a new resident came to the program...
    Colora0 Colora0 31-35, M Aug 9

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    When I kick my punching bag with my left foot.. *SMACK* When I kick with my right.. *tink* Which do you think gets more practice?
    kRypt0lite kRypt0lite 22-25 Aug 9

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    I believe that I'm sensitive to spirits, ever since I was a small kid. The first paranormal experience was when I was 2 living in Singapore, my grandmother who's a widow and my...
    Hikaru101 Hikaru101 18-21, F Aug 9

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    Chuck Norris accidently destroyed previous planets in our Solar System by practicing his roundhouse kick...we know them as astroids.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Aug 7

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    A Chuck Norris edition of Clue was to be released, but the answer was always: "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Aug 7

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    Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two."
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Aug 7

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    There's nothing I love more than stuffing my fat face. Today, I really wanted to push myself and eat as much as possible. So, I got two quarter pounders and a large fry, two orders...
    m3ltingsnow m3ltingsnow 22-25, F 6 Responses Aug 5

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    Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it...with a round house kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Aug 5

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    Today I had lunch with two old fraternity brothers. We discussed our early July reunion that two of us had organized. We reminisced over old experiences we shared. Sadly, we...
    BuckeyeBill48 BuckeyeBill48 66-70, M Aug 5

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    An autograph from Chuck Norris is a roundhouse kick to the head.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Aug 3

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    I missed the first part of my life. I was homeschooled until 9th grade. I had lived with my mom, and homeschooling is all I knew. Once my mom and dad got divorced, my mom won...
    A7SH A7SH 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 3

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