Was at work and they were not meant to be funny at all but amused me - such as 'There are certain individuals that are deemed fire hazards' and 'I am having some trouble down here could someone urgently help'- if it is that urgent, I have a phone.
but today i got this...
An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United
Nations Assembly and made the world community smile.
A representative from Israel began:
'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses. When he
struck the rock and it...