I Get In Touch With My Inner Smartass On This Site

A support group for smartasses. . . 243 People

    Yup There He Is

    He sits right next to my inner comedian i make jokes im all light hearted and then it happens someone judges the light hearted way im writing. Suddenly the inescapeable wave of sarcasm and targeted mocking rises and my harmless jokes suddenly have a target. Observe I make a...
    Randomguy22 Randomguy22
    18-21, M
    Jan 18, 2012

    And I Love Her!

    I Love my inner smartass and I never wanna let her go now that I know that she exists. Shes so much cooler than I am!!!
    deleted deleted
    Oct 18, 2009

    Isn't That What Ep Is For?

    When I see groups like "I have been to Flordia" it is impossible to resist pointing out how f***ing dumb some people are. But I usually try to say something constructive.
    amberdextrous amberdextrous
    51-55, M
    6 Responses Nov 7, 2009

    How Can You Not ?

        LOL   !!!
    deleted deleted
    5 Responses Sep 17, 2009

    No Question...

    It is as i always say, it is better to be a smartass then a dumbass.
    Arorin Arorin
    22-25, M
    25 Responses Jan 15, 2010

    It's So Easy Being Me!!

    I found this site recently and so far have really enjoyed it.  I've not posted a lot but have read plenty.  I do say that I'm able to be myself and have often times been called a smartass.  I call it being truthful, but hey you can't please everyone.  I'm glad...
    theonlybookie theonlybookie
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Sep 17, 2009


    I so get into my smartass side on this site. Some people just are so stupid, and ugh! , that I just can't shut up, and it just comes out. But than again they have it coming to them! hehehe!
    deleted deleted
    Nov 21, 2009

    My Inner Smartass Wants To Wish Everyone A Merry Christmas. You've Been Warned.

    This was originally a response to a blog by an old friend I hadn't heard from for a long time. Some editing has occurred, and all names have been removed to protect whatever.I thought I felt something was awry when I woke up.  At first I assumed it was just turbulence between...
    UnderEli UnderEli
    46-50, M
    Dec 16, 2012

    An Official Warning

    I’m going to let you guys in on a little secret. When I am provoked  I am kind of a smart ***. I know that may be hard to believe but it’s true. Don’t worry, I’ve come to terms with it and no amount of therapy or vodka is going to change that. So although I can be one of...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    18 Responses Aug 8, 2011

    Jeff Dunham, Canada Needs You Right Now!

    I watch a fair amount of national politics. I enjoy the drama, and like keeping up with issues that occupy Canada’s politicians.  One night, long after the drama was over and the policians had gone home, I was flipping through the channels when I landed on the Comedy network...
    UnderEli UnderEli
    46-50, M
    Dec 16, 2012

    My Smartass Self Has to Come Out Somewhere. . .

    Better to let it out here, rather than have it leak out on my husband, or boss, or friends.  From what I have seen in the more controversial forums and stories, I don't think I am alone in this!  It's sort of like in the movie Barfly.  The Bukowski character goes...
    EvesHarvest EvesHarvest
    56-60, F
    10 Responses Sep 16, 2009

    Although ...

    This isn't just restricted to EP. I'm actually quite a smart arse normally. So I guess I'm not getting in touch with my inner smart arse. I'm just staying the way I usually am.
    IdleTraveller IdleTraveller
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Oct 17, 2010
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