So.. I walked outside to find my dog eating decorative rocks... I don't know if I should be mad or continue laughing. And no, I do not encourage her to eat them. And no I'm not...
So a coworker was trying to sit on the skid of work I was moving. I acted like I was gonna pull it away as she sat. She called me on it and we laughed. So I said 'you can't blame a...
Laughing is literally one of the only things that keep me alive
I don't have friends in real life but talking to my online friends whether it's on FB, KikMessenger, Skyping, or eve people on PSN I find my self laughing out loud and feeling so...
I am Machine -Three days Grace
Never Gonna Get It by Just Brittany
My attitude towards men( and some of you girls)
You just wanna stroke me up
You just wanna put it down
As soon as I give it up
Mind Playing Tricks On Me - Geto Boys
To live and let go- All Time Low
medicine by Daughter I love this song to much
Money Power Glory- Lana Del Rey
Any Machine Gun Kelly Songs, are definitely my favorites
A girl in a country song
By Maddie and Tae
My friend says it's Centuries by Fall Out Boy but I think it's Just Like You by Falling In Reverse.
Yep, woke up with a song playing on my mind again.
Sam Smith's Lay me Down
I was stuck in traffic on the way home and decided to listen for the news on the radio instead of my usual cd. George Michael's 'Fast Love' comes on and immediately I could feel my...
I'm a Libra and proud!! :D
At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the public address system saying, "We apologize for...
Come on!! Where's your sense of humour! It was a funny film! God...
Investigators at a major research institute have discovered the heaviest element known to science. This startling new discovery has been tentatively named Administratium (Ad).
Totally didn't spend $200 on a couple games and a controller.. Totally. It was only 194.92
Going home from work I'm going about 55 in a 40 and I'm about 20 feet from a cop when I notice and so what do I do I slam on the brakes will not slam but you understand trying to...
Soooooo, he's civil and modest?
Yellow is insults, green is what is correct by his opinion, Orange is just funny ignorance that came from his face hole
We grow our own vegetables and I guess my neighbor wanted to do the same.
He literally went to the grocery store, bought some potatoes and stuck them in the ground.
LOL I can't...
I crack myself up:
After removing my socks, after a 12 hour day of constantly moving, I think:
'A damned fool once said my feet stink'
If you don't get it, oh well ahah I will...
Visiting a rural farm
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a country road. Limbaugh told...
MacGyver can build a bomb out of paper clips, rubber bands, and soda cans. Chuck Norris can build a bomb out of MacGyver.
Right now.Sometimes I can't stand it.Especially when it is out of diabolical insanity like usual.
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"
To which the farmer replied: "Thank God...
It's a Kevin Hart kind of day...time for some laughs
"It's kinda hard to eat his face off."
One of those special Easter phrases.
Rolls-Royce vs. Yugo
A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce.
He rolled down his window and shouted to the driver of the Rolls. "Hey, buddy, that's...
looking for someone to talk to with a great sense of humour..
I can watch this video a million times and still crack up.
OMG, I'm crying. This is totally helping my mood!
To the gal who pulled up next to me and did the whole 'I suck you?' That was the weirdest yet funniest first interaction I've had in a long time
A man goes to his lawyer and said-"I would like to make a will but I don't know how to go about it."The lawyer smiled and said-'Leave everything to me."The man looked upset and...
I know not many people do, but if you're on psn and playing aw. If you come across a player with the name 'BRRollyBallz' I'm sorry that's my idiot of a friends username
It's funny, in a way.
Moments ago I was sitting on the edge, looking down. My headphones in and my playlist at full volume.
You get the oddest thoughts at moments like that. I...
I tried to tell you some about our trip, but EP Allie pulled it. Seriously. You can look at all the strange junk you never knew you wanted, but when it comes to protection from...