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I Get Naughty Thoughts

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    They Come and They Go

    but a lot of times, being on this site brings them out of me.  Its not easy (or probably healthy) to be the nice guy all of the time.  I'm glad I can experience this site. 
    yukonpete yukonpete 36-40 4 Responses Jun 9, 2009

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    Little Good, They Do Me...

    Sure, I get 'em, like we all do, but they do me no good, so to hell with 'em.
    drcynic drcynic 26-30, M Feb 9, 2009

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    One Of The Times

    I get naughty toughts whn i meet some hot guy or even a gal for that matter!... How expicit it gets is for me in my head...los.. but the weirdest part is when they come to me in the middle of a important meeting or so...LOLS.... Had a meeting with a really hot lady once and she...
    marsbabe marsbabe 31-35, F 9 Responses Jan 11, 2011

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    Even When Reading History Texts

    A lot of times when I have to read a chapter or two out of one of my history textbooks (American Journey, Prentice Hall Portfolio Edition comes to mind) for whatever history gen ed course I start going off into a fantasy world. I start imagining how this lord would use his...
    GothGamerGirl GothGamerGirl 18-21, F 3 Responses Jan 10, 2012

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    Naughty Thoughts Are Too Much Fun to Not Have Them

    Gosh!  I joined this category a long time ago, but could never quite put my finger on a worthwhile story.  My feeling about this is:  Of course I get "naughty" thoughts.  Is there a man, or a woman for that matter, who doesn't?  And, not to...
    UnderEli UnderEli 41-45, M 3 Responses Aug 28, 2009

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    Some of the Women Here On Ep Are So Hot..

    I would say that I get nasty thoughts over some of the women on ep but I would be wrong......All kind of nasty things goes through my head and my body...nore than one a pair of panties has became moist over these women.    Of course I have to admit that there were...
    Inna Inna 41-45, F 2 Responses Jun 9, 2009

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    Naughty Thoughts At School!

    I have many naughty thoughts at my community college, because of the presence of the many hot, beautiful, sexy, female students! As I type this, I am just a few feet away from several of them! My c**K is getting hard; I can feel a tingling sensation in it! I love being a...
    jrhanold jrhanold 46-50, M May 6, 2009

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    My Local Liquor Store.

    I was at my towns local liquor store, right down the street from my house. I've been going there for years but for some reason, this last time I went there I started having fantasys about the man behind the counter (i've never thought this before). I was so attracted to him all...
    DollySue748 DollySue748 18-21, F May 14, 2009

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    Naughty But True

    I sometimes wonder if there is something wrong with me.  I will have a erotic dirty nasty thought in the middle of a crisis...  as the person is looking at me my urges will start growing.   I only act them out with my lover(Or possible a new lover).  I...
    angelmorals angelmorals 41-45, F 21 Responses Jul 29, 2010

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    That Steamin' Hot Red Dress..

    the office where i work had a party last night..so everybody dressed up as elegant and attractive as they possibly can..i wore a button up lavender shirt with faded black jeans..my phone rang and saw that Ann, a best friend and colleague was the one who called..she asked me to...
    redchic4 redchic4 22-25, F Dec 15, 2012

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    Of Course I Do!

    All sorts of thoughts are on my mind every minute of every day. But I can't share them here. I could get into trouble.            
    Josie06 Josie06 56-60, F 14 Responses Sep 22, 2008

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    *facef**ked

    My love facef**ked me its was my first time wasnt sure at first but in mins was totally down it. his had complete control made me sooo wet n was ready for his yummy goodness
    ilovebigblackcock ilovebigblackcock 31-35 Mar 8, 2012

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    Making Love With Your Words

    As if life itself, your words...touch me shiver mescratch me excite meprofane and passionatemadness and tenderlypulling out of my mouththe most licentious sighs.
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Sep 23, 2011

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    A Mid Day Distraction

    I get naughty thoughts all the time.  Sometimes it's while I'm at work and I'm bored and need to pass the time.  I sit there staring at the computer screen, so it looks like I'm working, aka 'office spacing', but instead my mind is lost to fantasies of blouses being...
    anonymousDude117 anonymousDude117 41-45, M 5 Responses Sep 23, 2008

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    Looking Back

    Do I get naughty thoughts?  Yes, but doesn't everybody?  Thoughts happen, kindness is a must, and actions are ours to be judged on.  For exemple, despite pressure from the wider society no-one is never too old to flirt with the young woman at the...
    ValR ValR 41-45, F 1 Response Jul 14, 2009

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    I Have Dirty Thought About My Coworker

    I've Been having dirty thought about my coworker. He is in a relationship so am I. And i am friends with his girl. But since he opened up to me about his sex life...how unhappy he is...and one day we both had or mind in the gutter while working. Since then when im around him I...
    Fantasy87 Fantasy87 22-25 1 Response Aug 7, 2012

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    Torrid Kissing

    I get this random erotic flashes everyday while standing on the train or just sitting down with me kissing someone torridly. I have never been kissed but I feel like I have because of my imagination. Usually, the guy I'm kissing is no one in particular. But when I sit next to a...
    PrInCeSsLiLo PrInCeSsLiLo 31-35, F 2 Responses Dec 28, 2011

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    I Guess Im A Girl Perv

    I don't do it intentionally, but it happens every day. I will see someone walk by, or in line at the store, anywhere, and I will have little mini fantasies about them, a whole sexual encounter in like 30 seconds. I've actually been busted staring at someone while I was thinking...
    demonpanda demonpanda 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 5, 2011

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    Listening to the "Hum"

    I'm sorry to say ... I get Naughty Thoughts and I hide them away!  Often my wife notices that I'm having very naughty thoughts and she'll ask me what I'm thinking.  I have come up with a response that she accepts - I'm just listening to the "hum". But...
    married2bf married2bf 46-50, M 1 Response Dec 14, 2008

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    What Is Differnce Between Naughty And Too Naughty?

    What is difference between naughty and too naughty?  Is a question I ask myself a lot.  I often get Naughty thoughts and almost always give in. For example my fetish is to pee my pants , bed and sometimes even poop my pants. I do it in privacy (Mostly ) so its not...
    WetgirlEP WetgirlEP 22-25, F 4 Responses May 2, 2010

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    Naughty Thoughts On A Training Course

    A few months ago , I went on a training course. Our instructor was a totally hot 30-something female with long sexy black hair. The more I looked at her the more I wanted to grab her by her long hair, drag her off and implant my seed into her. I was having one such daydream when...
    SparkyJoe99 SparkyJoe99 26-30, M Jan 20, 2011

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    About You!

    Should we act them out?          
    Josie06 Josie06 56-60, F 1 Response Oct 5, 2009

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    Just Thinking of Her..

    I am thinking of her right now.. She is at work and I am at home all alone with no one around me except my computer. I texted her to come straight here and no where else when she gets done so she will be dirty.. I love when she comes home dirty.. I love her to take her hands...
    FolsomOrchid FolsomOrchid 26-30, F Jan 31, 2009

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    sex hex

    It's been ten years since we separated, more like twelve since we last slept together, but I still get naughty thoughts about my ex wife. We've stayed pretty close, and we know eachother well enough now not to bother getting angry at eachother any more, so we're pretty relaxed...
    amberdextrous amberdextrous 51-55, M Nov 11, 2009

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    Not bad just a little bit naughty, was trying to go to bed but, but these thoughts won't let me sleep
    Shamrock40 Shamrock40 36-40, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    After a stressful day at work time to kick back with a few bottles of wine and a takeaway! :) What's everyone else up to tonight?
    daniellerookexx daniellerookexx 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 5

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    i can't help it, maybe i'm not naughty but perverted instead. i'm happily married and yet when i ride through campus to get to the post office i see skimpy little outfits and the...
    trailsonrails trailsonrails 51-55, M a week ago

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    Nothing turns me on more then reading naughty messages in my inbox. Please send your kinky thoughts.
    fire3026 fire3026 41-45, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I have no control over what thoughts, pop in my head. I have incredibly mean, sarcastic, even vile things pop in there sometimes. Sometimes they come out of nowhere, I have no idea...
    Luvhugeuptop Luvhugeuptop 46-50, M 4 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    Crazy life, crazy thoughts. I hate to live bored life. Who wanna be a good, behaved all the time? Always be a good at heart.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 31

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    What's the first letter of your name? A-talented. B-sweet. C-naughty. D-loving. E-dangerous. F-sporty. G-awesome. H-liar. I-stupid. J-sexy. K-cute. L-beautiful M-lovable. N-honest...
    ShyishKitten ShyishKitten 13-15, F 76 Responses Sep 5

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    Depends on the day, the events,as to what is flowing-sometimes good, sometimes naughty-never know what I am thinking behind my brown eyes.
    larrlee larrlee 61-65, M Sep 10

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    They would only see my thoughts about hurting myself and other people and chronic depression. They would see how stupid and mean i am. They would hate me, like how i hate me, and...
    RazorToMySkin RazorToMySkin 16-17, M 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    I always want to be naughty. Someone once told me it was an attention getter. I can only agree. I love the attention. I'd rather draw attention to myself and have fun with life...
    desirabledreams desirabledreams 46-50, F 7 Responses Aug 27

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    I think some people are just born naughty as I've alway been a naughty boy & nothing has changed as I've got older
    londonboy1 londonboy1 46-50, M Sep 5

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    Hey there, feeling very very naughty right now ;) but no one to be naughty with! D: message me please!? (No guys lol)
    Gnarledwood Gnarledwood 18-21, M 5 days ago

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    Any fun naughty mums wanna chat mail me and lets chat.....how naughty are you?
    TeddyboyUK72 TeddyboyUK72 41-45, M 4 days ago

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    I love being naughty while you talk dirty to me....
    jbrig jbrig 26-30, F 8 Responses Aug 18

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    I really like some naughty messages. Tell me what you would do with me when I was at your place.. I'd love to hear your fantasies.
    stjohannes stjohannes 26-30, M 1 Response Aug 18

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    I remember always being really turned on by naughty messages.
    Hearfrfun Hearfrfun 18-21, M Aug 18

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    Guys or girls!!! I am bored and would love to get naughty. Message me and we can have fun. Or kk me at curious212121 can't wait!!!
    curiousboy123 curiousboy123 26-30, M Aug 20

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    any cfnm stories naughty moms??? if u shy, msg me :)
    festhick festhick 26-30, M 1 Response Aug 20

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    Every good daddy should have a naughty daughter. That's the best relationship. Message me if interested.
    NuclearELDER NuclearELDER 41-45, M 2 Responses Aug 22

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    I wana have a naughty chat
    Jack219 Jack219 22-25, M Aug 23

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    I'm feeling naughty... ;) What would you do to me. Feeling horny.
    basicallylife2120 basicallylife2120 18-21, F 4 Responses Aug 23

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    I love reading naughty stories esp taboo ... Feel free to send some !! ;) xx
    bix101 bix101 22-25, F 4 Responses Aug 24

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    I'm feeling very naughty tonight, what should you do to me? I have thongs, panties, granny panties, g strings, and some lace undies. Just incase
    basicallylife2120 basicallylife2120 18-21, F 15 Responses Aug 26

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    Really, really naughty questions. Ask away, girls & guys ;)
    TubbyPlumpton TubbyPlumpton 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 26

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    Can males or females message me their naughty stories so that I can get horny so that I can **********!? I like hardcore something that turns me on!
    mylife291200 mylife291200 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 27

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    Super horny right now. Would love to a horny female message me naughty things. Maybe we could help each other out.
    Hotmix3325 Hotmix3325 26-30, M Aug 27