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I Get Naughty Thoughts

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    Naughty Thoughts Are Too Much Fun to Not Have Them

    Gosh!  I joined this category a long time ago, but could never quite put my finger on a worthwhile story.  My feeling about this is:  Of course I get "naughty" thoughts.  Is there a man, or a woman for that matter, who doesn't?  And, not to...
    UnderEli UnderEli 41-45, M 3 Responses Aug 28, 2009

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    My Local Liquor Store.

    I was at my towns local liquor store, right down the street from my house. I've been going there for years but for some reason, this last time I went there I started having fantasys about the man behind the counter (i've never thought this before). I was so attracted to him all...
    DollySue748 DollySue748 18-21, F 1 Response May 14, 2009

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    Making Love With Your Words

    As if life itself, your words...touch me shiver mescratch me excite meprofane and passionatemadness and tenderlypulling out of my mouththe most licentious sighs.
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Sep 23, 2011

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    Naughty But True

    I sometimes wonder if there is something wrong with me.  I will have a erotic dirty nasty thought in the middle of a crisis...  as the person is looking at me my urges will start growing.   I only act them out with my lover(Or possible a new lover).  I...
    angelmorals angelmorals 41-45, F 21 Responses Jul 29, 2010

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    They Come and They Go

    but a lot of times, being on this site brings them out of me.  Its not easy (or probably healthy) to be the nice guy all of the time.  I'm glad I can experience this site. 
    yukonpete yukonpete 36-40 4 Responses Jun 9, 2009

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    A Mid Day Distraction

    I get naughty thoughts all the time.  Sometimes it's while I'm at work and I'm bored and need to pass the time.  I sit there staring at the computer screen, so it looks like I'm working, aka 'office spacing', but instead my mind is lost to fantasies of blouses being...
    anonymousDude117 anonymousDude117 41-45, M 5 Responses Sep 23, 2008

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    One Of The Times

    I get naughty toughts whn i meet some hot guy or even a gal for that matter!... How expicit it gets is for me in my head...los.. but the weirdest part is when they come to me in the middle of a important meeting or so...LOLS.... Had a meeting with a really hot lady once and she...
    marsbabe marsbabe 31-35, F 10 Responses Jan 11, 2011

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    Looking Back

    Do I get naughty thoughts?  Yes, but doesn't everybody?  Thoughts happen, kindness is a must, and actions are ours to be judged on.  For exemple, despite pressure from the wider society no-one is never too old to flirt with the young woman at the...
    ValR ValR 41-45, F 1 Response Jul 14, 2009

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    Some of the Women Here On Ep Are So Hot..

    I would say that I get nasty thoughts over some of the women on ep but I would be wrong......All kind of nasty things goes through my head and my body...nore than one a pair of panties has became moist over these women.    Of course I have to admit that there were...
    Inna Inna 41-45, F 2 Responses Jun 9, 2009

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    Torrid Kissing

    I get this random erotic flashes everyday while standing on the train or just sitting down with me kissing someone torridly. I have never been kissed but I feel like I have because of my imagination. Usually, the guy I'm kissing is no one in particular. But when I sit next to a...
    PrInCeSsLiLo PrInCeSsLiLo 31-35, F 2 Responses Dec 28, 2011

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    Just Thinking of Her..

    I am thinking of her right now.. She is at work and I am at home all alone with no one around me except my computer. I texted her to come straight here and no where else when she gets done so she will be dirty.. I love when she comes home dirty.. I love her to take her hands...
    FolsomOrchid FolsomOrchid 26-30, F Jan 31, 2009

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    Of Course I Do!

    All sorts of thoughts are on my mind every minute of every day. But I can't share them here. I could get into trouble.            
    Josie06 Josie06 56-60, F 14 Responses Sep 22, 2008

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    I Have Dirty Thought About My Coworker

    I've Been having dirty thought about my coworker. He is in a relationship so am I. And i am friends with his girl. But since he opened up to me about his sex life...how unhappy he is...and one day we both had or mind in the gutter while working. Since then when im around him I...
    Fantasy87 Fantasy87 22-25 1 Response Aug 7, 2012

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    What Is Differnce Between Naughty And Too Naughty?

    What is difference between naughty and too naughty?  Is a question I ask myself a lot.  I often get Naughty thoughts and almost always give in. For example my fetish is to pee my pants , bed and sometimes even poop my pants. I do it in privacy (Mostly ) so its not...
    WetgirlEP WetgirlEP 22-25, F 4 Responses May 2, 2010

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    Naughty Thoughts At School!

    I have many naughty thoughts at my community college, because of the presence of the many hot, beautiful, sexy, female students! As I type this, I am just a few feet away from several of them! My c**K is getting hard; I can feel a tingling sensation in it! I love being a...
    jrhanold jrhanold 46-50, M May 6, 2009

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    *facef**ked

    My love facef**ked me its was my first time wasnt sure at first but in mins was totally down it. his had complete control made me sooo wet n was ready for his yummy goodness
    ilovebigblackcock ilovebigblackcock 31-35 Mar 8, 2012

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    About You!

    Should we act them out?          
    Josie06 Josie06 56-60, F 1 Response Oct 5, 2009

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    That Steamin' Hot Red Dress..

    the office where i work had a party last night..so everybody dressed up as elegant and attractive as they possibly can..i wore a button up lavender shirt with faded black jeans..my phone rang and saw that Ann, a best friend and colleague was the one who called..she asked me to...
    redchic4 redchic4 22-25, F Dec 15, 2012

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    Naughty Thoughts On A Training Course

    A few months ago , I went on a training course. Our instructor was a totally hot 30-something female with long sexy black hair. The more I looked at her the more I wanted to grab her by her long hair, drag her off and implant my seed into her. I was having one such daydream when...
    SparkyJoe99 SparkyJoe99 26-30, M Jan 20, 2011

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    Listening to the "Hum"

    I'm sorry to say ... I get Naughty Thoughts and I hide them away!  Often my wife notices that I'm having very naughty thoughts and she'll ask me what I'm thinking.  I have come up with a response that she accepts - I'm just listening to the "hum". But...
    married2bf married2bf 46-50, M 1 Response Dec 14, 2008

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    Little Good, They Do Me...

    Sure, I get 'em, like we all do, but they do me no good, so to hell with 'em.
    drcynic drcynic 22-25, M Feb 9, 2009

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    sex hex

    It's been ten years since we separated, more like twelve since we last slept together, but I still get naughty thoughts about my ex wife. We've stayed pretty close, and we know eachother well enough now not to bother getting angry at eachother any more, so we're pretty relaxed...
    amberdextrous amberdextrous 51-55, M Nov 11, 2009

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    I Guess Im A Girl Perv

    I don't do it intentionally, but it happens every day. I will see someone walk by, or in line at the store, anywhere, and I will have little mini fantasies about them, a whole sexual encounter in like 30 seconds. I've actually been busted staring at someone while I was thinking...
    demonpanda demonpanda 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 5, 2011

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    Even When Reading History Texts

    A lot of times when I have to read a chapter or two out of one of my history textbooks (American Journey, Prentice Hall Portfolio Edition comes to mind) for whatever history gen ed course I start going off into a fantasy world. I start imagining how this lord would use his...
    GothGamerGirl GothGamerGirl 18-21, F 3 Responses Jan 10, 2012

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    Yes I am shy on the outside but my eyes say it all apparently ;) I have dirty naughty thoughts!
    browneyedgirl10 browneyedgirl10 22-25, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    lol who doesnt i guess !every healthy human being should have a naughty side as being straight face is soo boring !
    romell romell 36-40, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    I think these thoughts a lot, but tonight they are running wild. Really want to connect with someone feeling the same way. I'm turned up in a big way.
    gmanow gmanow 41-45, M Mar 30

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    About women and doing things and having things done to me or her.....I'm in class right now and I have a lot of girls in my class....help me or talk to me because i need to get...
    Enoch88 Enoch88 22-25, M Mar 25

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    I love the idea of being a s*xy dumb bimbo...wearing skin tight top that show off my t*ts, high heels, and a super short miniskirt....thinking about c*ck and shopping 24/7...not...
    justalittlegirl21 justalittlegirl21 18-21, F 6 Responses Mar 27

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    I pretty much always walk by men and wonder what size their cxck is. I can't help it. I've also been caught time and time again staring at women's breasts, but I hope they just...
    MadameMM MadameMM 26-30, F 11 Responses Apr 3

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    Little vagina throbbing and soaking
    sheknowsbest sheknowsbest 22-25, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    My pussyy is so wet. Help mě???
    lalalalaland689 lalalalaland689 18-21, F 7 Responses 3 days ago

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    So wet👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅
    lalalalaland689 lalalalaland689 18-21, F 5 Responses 3 days ago

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    I like to blame hormones and puberty :)
    EmotionaLila EmotionaLila 13-15, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    I want you to Lick me. 😈😇👅👅👅💦
    lalalalaland689 lalalalaland689 18-21, F 10 Responses 2 days ago

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    At the fire station day dreaming of having a Beautufull sexy naughty lil girl.. Only in stilettos and nothing else making my humpday.. Having sex inside a fire truck mmmmmmmm on...
    mckddy mckddy 36-40, M 2 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    I like reading a lot. Novels, poëtry and philosophy. But also naughty stories, for example at ASSTR.org. Discovered that website in 1998 and visit it often. There is also a...
    MartenBoots MartenBoots 41-45, M 2 Responses Mar 29

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    I'm a mother to a 4 month old gorgeous perfect baby. Being a mom is the best thing in the world. However, when the baby is asleep I can't help but chat dirty online, and send...
    92youngforever 92youngforever 18-21, F 23 Responses Apr 8

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    Who doesn't love to be naughty.. Soo let's get very naughty for Easter soo you can call me thumper!!
    mckddy mckddy 36-40, M 6 days ago

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    The wings of a butterfly Do you know the butterfly effect and the phrase, "the flutter of a butterfly can bring about a storm in another country?” What can a butterfly affect...
    Dreammmer Dreammmer 46-50, M 1 Response Mar 25

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    Do you think it's slutty or just sexy fun to swap naughty pics?
    micha2808 micha2808 41-45, F 31 Responses Mar 26

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    I want to talk naughty with girls
    rileyd1980 rileyd1980 31-35, M Mar 27

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    Tired of being nice all the time. I want to go dirty. Maybe I need someone to guide me or give some pointers. I'm struggling to get to naughty
    gmanow gmanow 41-45, M Mar 30

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    I discoved my love of strap ons and beautiful woman doing it to me. I love being naughty ;) so any woman want to make me there slave ? ;) pm me asap
    akstud akstud 18-21, M Mar 31

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    Any sl.ut princesses out there that need a daddy? I'm that guy..I'll love and care for you, but sp.ank you when you are naughty. I can be strict, but I am also very loving and I...
    daddydom32 daddydom32 31-35, M 1 Response Apr 1

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    I'd love a Mommy to chat with. I'm a 20 year old white female who is innocent, sweet and loves to get naughty ;) message me mommy?
    justalittlegirl21 justalittlegirl21 18-21, F 3 Responses Apr 3

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    I love talking to people and finding out lots about them and potentially making things a bit fun and naughty
    jwalker123 jwalker123 16-17, M 1 Response Apr 4

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    Don't care what is it as long it's naughty
    bloodykiller bloodykiller 13-15, F 2 Responses Apr 5

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    I'd love it, if someone would read me some naughty stories, so i can fall asleep tonight. Inbox me 💕
    AyyyeBaby AyyyeBaby 16-17, F 2 Responses Apr 7

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    Just got skype, I'm single and want to play. Any lady any age. (over 18) ...let's get naughty. Show me a little or show me a lot ..I'll do the same. Please play with me...
    GamesBond GamesBond 56-60, M 1 Response Apr 10

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    Being naughty is fun! It's definitely a turn on.
    LilKitten225 LilKitten225 36-40, F 23 Responses Apr 13

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    I love it so much. I love when he praises me for being his naughty little girl and I wouldn't have it any other way.. I'll do whatever he wants. Just as long as he rewards me with...
    MariaXX22 MariaXX22 22-25, F 9 Responses Apr 15

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    Any woman want to join me for a naughty conversation
    LifeofaNympho LifeofaNympho 18-21, M 6 days ago

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