I Get Philosophical When I'm Drunk

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    Worship of the penis

    and all it provides.
    nydan61 nydan61
    61-65, M
    Feb 8, 2015

    I wouldn't say philosophical,

    but it's more just random untrue statements.. It's pretty funny actually. I was at a party a few weekends ago, and I remember telling everybody how USB cords exist in the fourth dimension, and that's why when you try to put it in one way, it doesn't work, so you flip it over and...
    qwernia qwernia
    22-25, F
    Dec 14, 2014
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    1 Response Dec 5, 2013

    "Whaat?? That's too deep

    for me." "No... Idea what you are talking about." "I don't go there." Heard it plenty. I look up at the night sky, and then I turn to my friend or a stranger and give them an account of my life story and all I believe in. "What do you think about that? What if? Do you ever...
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    Dec 14, 2014
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