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I Get Rid of the Telemarkters

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    Passive Aggression

    I don't hate them. I understand them. They've got kids, families, mothers, daughters, sons, cousins, etc. They have to provide food and shelter for those people and they are depended upon as well as independant for themself and money is money, no matter the job. People with...
    Neur0ticism Neur0ticism 18-21, F Jun 4, 2008

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    My Best Line

      Teleperson: Hello do you want [whatever their selling] Me: Ooh I'm busy right now how about you give me your home number and I'll call you then? Teleperson: Oh sorry I'm not allowed to do that Me: Ooh right okay is that because you don't like people BOTHERING YOU FROM...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jun 4, 2008

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    Telemarketers

    Telemarketers,There's nothin',I like better,Stringing them along,When it comes to the crunch,Know what I do?Sorry,Not interested!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Mar 7, 2012

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    Understand

    Ive done it. It's a job and sometimes you just need the money. I'm generally nice except for the following telemarketers.. 1. I cannot understand a word your are saying, and I'm pretty sure its not English.   for heavens sake if your going to be annoying at least do it...
    noxids noxids 18-21, F Jun 5, 2008

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    What Is The Model Of Your Copier?

    those scammers are always calling the office, saying they are the copier people. I got fed up and told them our model number was... B...I....T...E..M..E (I spelled it out). funnier than hell, she was a loss for words.
    Micherella Micherella 31-35, F Jan 3, 2012

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    I Used to Be One

    I used to be a telemarkter only they would call me. but i can tell how to get rid of them knock on something tell them oh some one is at the door got to go. then if they call back tell them put me on the do not call list and they cant ever call you again if the do you can take...
    lunnas lunnas 41-45, F 5 Responses Sep 28, 2008

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    Telemarkters

    i hate telemarkters . your sitting down to dinner and the phone rings. you think it might be important..  so you answer the phone wishing you hadent picked it up . when the telemarkters call me and they wont take no for a answer , heres what i do to get rid of them, i start...
    lunnas lunnas 41-45, F 1 Response Jun 3, 2008

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    In an annoyed tone cut the telemarketer off mid

    sentence : “Dan, stop screwing around…we have to get rid of this body fast, did you find a chainsaw or not?”
    TheCunylinguist TheCunylinguist 41-45, F Aug 12, 2014

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