I Give Snarky Answers to Stupid Questions

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    The Snark

    The Hunting of the Snark by lewis carroll “Just the place for a Snark!” the Bellman cried,  As he landed his crew with care; Supporting each man on the top of the tide  By a finger entwined in his hair. “Just the place for a Snark! I have said...
    thehippy thehippy
    41-45, F
    May 2, 2009

    ...And Apparently People Approve (most, Anyway)

    Or else how would I have ended up with 106 best answers?
    VendettA12 VendettA12
    31-35, M
    17 Responses May 6, 2009

    Ask A Stuid Question...

    ...and I'll give you a clever answer. I don't like giving out dumb ones. nevertheless, I prefer clever questions.
    pratyekayan pratyekayan
    18-21, M
    Sep 21, 2010

    They said "What's up?

    " I said "The sky." Classic.
    IndiaJordan IndiaJordan
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jul 9, 2014


    Everyone hates my sarcasam but I can't help it! I adore it!  Sarcastic is like who I am. You'll never get a straight answer out of me!  lol
    Isabellesheart Isabellesheart
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Jun 23, 2009

    Snarky Is As Snarky Does

    Some questions just deserve a Snarky answer, even some of the serious ones.  We all deal with stuff differently.  I try and not comment on something of a real personal nature to someone, I do not want to hurt someone.  Offend is a different catagory, some need...
    allofus allofus
    46-50, M
    1 Response May 7, 2009

    Are You There? (phone Question)

    "No" alternate answer: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute...
    cuddlyab cuddlyab
    31-35, M
    Jun 30, 2009


    Doing your laundry huh? No i figured i would just burn my cloths once i got them in the machine.. Some things just don't need to be asked people! ..
    Arorin Arorin
    22-25, M
    3 Responses Mar 21, 2010

    This Group Was Made For Me

    I know I annoy my friends with my snarky answers. But they tend to ask the questions with the most obvious answers! I can't help it if the question just calls for a snarky answer. I believe I actually had a friend who said they would never ask me a question again because of...
    Melody08 Melody08
    18-21, F
    3 Responses May 7, 2009


    But some of the people in this group (not necessarily those who posted stories) give snarky answers to serious questions too. What's with that?
    cyberkitty cyberkitty
    2 Responses Jun 12, 2009

    It Turns Out There Are Both Stupid Questions AND Stupid People.

    If you come on EP and and ask something idiotic, something that smacks of asshattery, ask a question just to seek validation for ****** behaviour, expect me to do your homework, or ask something with a blatantly obvious answer; I will either treat you like the moron you are so...
    booradley booradley
    6 Responses Dec 6, 2009

    Irks Me..

    I definitly have my bouts of brain farts on occasion, but stupid questions irk me. I am bombarded by them on a daily basis at work, via phone email and people sitting around me. So there's no escape, ahhhh!!! When people put no effort forth in finding the answer themselves...
    whisperingsunshine whisperingsunshine
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Feb 21, 2011

    Well...to Be Honest

    you deserve it.  I mean really, you gonna ask me that and expect not to be mocked?
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Apr 10, 2010
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