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I Got a Blumpkin

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    I'm A Sucker For Brown **** (-;

    I was at one of my black male friends' apartments drinking. He had to take a ****, and his bathroom door is broken so it has to be left open. I couldnt help but watch him ***** down. What a cute butt! He turned around and sat down....Huuuuge ****! He noticed me watching and told...
    Hornikittee Hornikittee 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 19, 2010

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    I Want

    i want to give someone a blumpkin! i think it would be so hot! to suck someones hard **** while they are taking a huge ****! ah man sounds great!
    abc123look abc123look 18-21, F 22 Responses Oct 31, 2010

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    My Crazy Ex Gave Me A Blumpkin

    I had an ex that was stalking me and making my life a living hell. One night she was drunk and broke into my house. After a heated argument where she emphatically pointed out that I was both the worst human being that ever lived and a man she couldn't possibly live without, I ran...
    Oracler Oracler 26-30, M Apr 28, 2013

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    Well Not Yet

    my girl swears she was gonna do it the other day so i called bullshit on her    she hasnt yet
    theluckyduck theluckyduck 26-30, M Jan 4, 2009

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