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I Got Dry Humped By Batzy And Now I Have Crabs

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 2 People

    Betty Gave Me The Crabs I Gave Her

    Betty got drunk and let me do inappropriate things to her taco. I tried to resist but she is a persistent thing, you know how she gets (strong as hell too!). So I fought her off once, I tazed her the first time but wouldn't you know my luck she took it as a sign of flirtation...
    college101 college101
    31-35, F
    5 Responses Jun 22, 2010

    The Real Story

    I got drunk and let College do inappropriate things to my taco............. *sigh* tons of dry humping and scissoring. That ***** took advantage of me! Now i have crabs. I have now decided to seek my revenge by spreading it all over EP. Im dry humping ALL OF YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
    ViviChelise ViviChelise
    26-30, F
    10 Responses Jun 21, 2010
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