I went to this college party, got extremely drunk and actually woke up on the street, In a different town!
YO MOTHER HUGGERS ITS MY 21st BIRTHDAY!!!
I've been very drunk on many occasions. Once my friends saw I was passed out so they ******** me down to my underwear and drew all over me in marker pen. It took me days to get it...
The first time I got properly drunk I was 15 or so, at a work leaving party. I had a part time job at a small theme park. I remember demanding a pudding fork and brandishing it...
I got really drunk with my cousin in his basement. I ended up naked and covered in my own vomit.
Well, my drinking problem finally caught up with me. Yesterday I got really drunk and lost it. I don't know exactly what I did but I know it was bad. I've been working over seas...
OMG I freakn hate drunk *** boyfriends who come to your house, bang and yelling thru the door. And the neighbor call the cops. Then the cops are banging on your door. Just stupid
I want to say happy birthday today to the most amazing man in my life, your my lover, my boyfriend and most of all your my best friend. Love you always!
I have the same birthday as:
Robert Downey Jr
Whoever Austin Mahone is :/
And Britney Spears' sister :/
So yeah. :) The Joker, IronMan (I love...
Mila is a young 18 year old girl that weighs only 122 pounds. She heard that a new restaurant was opening up around the world called FutureMart.
A week after this restaurant...