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I Got Owned By Koolranch

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    Not "owned" but insulted by the pathetic Koolranch

    NO, I didn't get "owned" by him, I got insulted and brought down by him. He is a heartless bastard that has nothing better to do but sit around and try to pick fights with others. He gets off to this type of ****. My theory is that he was rejected as a child, has low-self esteem...
    imperfectbeauty imperfectbeauty 18-21, F 3 Responses Dec 13, 2012

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    Lmao Again

    You own someone? That'll be the day, you cant own someone on the INTERNET, don't know if you realize that or not, i guess not, but you think you can. *winks* i invite you to try and own me:) cause the minute you do try something getting banned will be the least of ur worries
    pimpstressbarbie pimpstressbarbie 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 27, 2013

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    Well...

    I love how you go after someone but dont have the ballz to say **** to me. Isnt this group about how you "own" people?? And you've yet to say anything to me, maybe cause u cant really say enough that u hurt me, but trust me if and when u decide to pull ur bf's **** our of ur...
    pimpstressbarbie pimpstressbarbie 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 29, 2013

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