I Got This From the Bathroom Wall

Quotes and tidbits from the restroom walls 18 People

    Well...

    I got a call on my cell phone once, with some guy saying he found my number on a bathroom wall. I was like, 'WTF?!' So he's all, 'Yeah, it had this number and said call for a good time.' And I was like, 'And you actually called it?!' His response was that he was calling to tell...
    Melody08 Melody08
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Feb 17, 2009

    Aim

    We aim to please, Will you aim too, please?
    lydialondon lydialondon
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Jun 11, 2009

    Odd. . .

    I saw this on a cross country trip. . . "Jesus lives with Santa Claus" Hhhmmm. . .really now.
    Maben1 Maben1
    31-35, F
    Sep 23, 2010

    Saw It In the Ladies Room This Morning

     Long and thin may slide right in.... But short and thick does the trick!
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl
    26-30, F
    Mar 17, 2009

    Here's One

    If it's got tires or testicles it's going to give you trouble!
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl
    26-30, F
    21 Responses Feb 17, 2009

    Saw This a Long Time Ago

    Anyone can **** on the floor. Be a real man....**** on the ceiling.
    rickman69 rickman69
    41-45, M
    Aug 22, 2009

    Hmmmmm... Interesting Concept!

    "War is Menstruation Envy"
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl
    26-30, F
    14 Responses Feb 18, 2009

    Well I Do Enjoy His Music...

    God is love Love is blind Ray Charles is blind Ray Charles is God    
    terrys1girl terrys1girl
    46-50, F
    1 Response Feb 22, 2009

    Really, Really Laughed At This One!!! I Just Saw It....

    NO!  Don't beam me up Scottie, I'm taking a sh....
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Sep 23, 2010

    I Remember This One From College...

    Here I sit All broken hearted Came to **** And only farted!
    fallentower fallentower
    41-45, M
    Feb 17, 2009

    My Personal (no Pun Intended) Favorite

    If you love him, give him some class, don't write his name where you wipe your a$$.
    DelightfulBabe08 DelightfulBabe08
    26-30
    Feb 17, 2009
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    6 Responses Feb 17, 2009
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