I Got This From the Bathroom Wall

Quotes and tidbits from the restroom walls 18 People

    My Personal (no Pun Intended) Favorite

    If you love him, give him some class, don't write his name where you wipe your a$$.
    DelightfulBabe08 DelightfulBabe08
    26-30
    Feb 17, 2009

    Well...

    I got a call on my cell phone once, with some guy saying he found my number on a bathroom wall. I was like, 'WTF?!' So he's all, 'Yeah, it had this number and said call for a good time.' And I was like, 'And you actually called it?!' His response was that he was calling to tell...
    Melody08 Melody08
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Feb 17, 2009

    Really, Really Laughed At This One!!! I Just Saw It....

    NO!  Don't beam me up Scottie, I'm taking a sh....
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Sep 23, 2010
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    6 Responses Feb 17, 2009

    Saw It In the Ladies Room This Morning

     Long and thin may slide right in.... But short and thick does the trick!
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl
    26-30, F
    Mar 17, 2009

    Here's One

    If it's got tires or testicles it's going to give you trouble!
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl
    26-30, F
    21 Responses Feb 17, 2009

    Aim

    We aim to please, Will you aim too, please?
    lydialondon lydialondon
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Jun 11, 2009

    Odd. . .

    I saw this on a cross country trip. . . "Jesus lives with Santa Claus" Hhhmmm. . .really now.
    Maben1 Maben1
    31-35, F
    Sep 23, 2010

    Well I Do Enjoy His Music...

    God is love Love is blind Ray Charles is blind Ray Charles is God    
    terrys1girl terrys1girl
    46-50, F
    1 Response Feb 22, 2009

    I Remember This One From College...

    Here I sit All broken hearted Came to **** And only farted!
    fallentower fallentower
    41-45, M
    Feb 17, 2009

    Saw This a Long Time Ago

    Anyone can **** on the floor. Be a real man....**** on the ceiling.
    rickman69 rickman69
    41-45, M
    Aug 22, 2009

    Hmmmmm... Interesting Concept!

    "War is Menstruation Envy"
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl
    26-30, F
    14 Responses Feb 18, 2009
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