I Gotta a Joke

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    Password

    A husband just open an account in a social network site and asked to enter a password. He typed "mypenis", entered and left for a drink when his wife accidentally looked out what he was doing. When he got back , he saw his wife on the floor laughing uncontrollably. It's written...
    devilwoman1401 devilwoman1401
    61-65, F
    4 Responses Aug 24, 2013

    Men Among Women!

    - Woman has Man in it... - Mrs. has Mr. in it.. - Female has Male in it... - She has He in it.. - Madam has Adam in it.. Okay, okay, it all make sense now - I never looked of it this way before. Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?? - Mental illness, Menstrual...
    devilwoman1401 devilwoman1401
    61-65, F
    3 Responses Aug 6, 2012

    Relax A While, Pls!!

    A Jewish and an Italian entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, the Italian stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store, the Italian said to the Jewish, "Man, I'm the best thief! I stole 3 choc bars and no one saw me. You can't beat that!" The Jewish replied...
    devilwoman1401 devilwoman1401
    61-65, F
    1 Response Sep 2, 2013

    God's Gift To Adam

    One day God noticed Adam was lonely and went to him and said, "Adam, I'm going to give you something called a wife. She will cook all your meals for you, keep your house spotless, give you a massage whenever your shoulders are tight, always be smiling, laugh at all your...
    heregoesnothingagain heregoesnothingagain
    26-30, M
    1 Response Dec 18, 2009

    Have You Heard?

    About the New Bin Laden drink?It's two shots with a splash of water.
    bassplayer bassplayer
    46-50, M
    4 Responses May 9, 2011

    Witches ... Underwear.... Why?

    Why do witches wear no underwear ? To get a better grip on the brume :)
    7312amber 7312amber
    16-17, F
    1 Response Oct 25, 2012

    Just A Quick Little Joke! Lol :-)

    I just thought of this one,: What do you call a mushroom that buys all the rounds of drinks!!?   Answer: A fun guy to be with,. lollollol :-) (get it fungi) to be with,. Omg i should be on the stage!, ''i know i hear you cry'' 'scrubbing'' lol :-)
    welshbabe welshbabe
    46-50, F
    6 Responses Dec 17, 2009

    Brain

    A female brain cell walks into a male brainShe is looking around and can not see anyoneHello, Hello is anyone here?"We are all down here"
    Lenina1 Lenina1
    18-21, F
    Mar 9, 2012

    Why Worry?????????

    There are only two things to worry about: Either you are well or you are sick But if you are well, then there is nothing to worry about If you are sick, there are two things to worry about: Either you will get well or you will die. If you get well, there is nothing to worry about...
    devilwoman1401 devilwoman1401
    61-65, F
    Aug 24, 2013

    CAREFUL What You Wish For

    A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich, 'What's yours?' 'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich. A short time later the...
    mahler mahler
    70+, F
    5 Responses Jan 17, 2009

    Men Among Women!

    - Woman has Man in it... - Mrs. has Mr. in it.. - Female has Male in it... - She has He in it.. - Madam has Adam in it.. Okay, okay, it all make sense now - I never looked of it this way before. Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?? - Mental illness, Menstrual...
    devilwoman1401 devilwoman1401
    61-65, F
    2 Responses Aug 6, 2012

    Lmao This Is So Corny

    This joke made me laugh although it was mad corny..What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?...... Can I hold your hand? Hand ..hand ...hand ...hand ..hand ...hand.. hand. Lmao idk why but thats ******* hilarious
    LadyBella2011 LadyBella2011
    18-21, F
    1 Response Nov 1, 2012

    The Mirror

    The mirror,What a joke,Take a look,See what I mean,The joke within!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket
    46-50, M
    Oct 29, 2011

    Ahhh... I Know This Feeling Well :)

    A woman is sitting at home sipping wine on the porch with her husband and she says, "I love you." He asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?" She replies, "It's me............. talking to the wine."
    Laughtereverafter Laughtereverafter
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Apr 22, 2011
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